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I tanda for general back gidigba.
The day he wins the election , a new nigeria is born and Nigerians will be rescued frm d killer claws of Otuoke sapele-water master.

This is coming frm stuupid people from the stuupid party.

That man wil perform woefully or poor where ever he finds himself, zoology inclusive. If u think he can do well as a zoologist, have u seen or read any article, research work, contribution made by gej as far as this sub-discipline is concerned?
Infact, give gej a nice bed to sleep and do nothing, he wld still sleep badly.
He's good for nothing other than sapele water.

Buhari=president in waiting.

dre11:
U later part of the description got me laughing

I will try visiting there... Love the comic vibes that oozed out of that thread those times


Am sure the thread must have lost its flavour

yeah...d thread is as flavorless as water. It lost most of d regular visitors due to absence of one person or the other.

SirHouloo:
A sign that the gods are not in support of Buhari.

u ar dmost f00lish person ever 'fathered' by a man on earth.

Jbluv55:
Baba forget about all that grammar o, women don't want plenty of things. Just make sure you have enough money to cater for her needs, play bedroom soccer as if it were Chelsea playing Man U(), always allow her to win whenever there's an argument, be her personal doctor when she is ill, always be the first to notice anything new on her and ensure you complement - bottomline, just love her and she'll have little or no choice but to reciprocate . Lobatan!!!!

falling in love ? Who does that?

Jbluv55:
And what becomes of the donkey?

it shld find its way back home.

dre11:
How ur side nah
I don't normally hear from lertee, sexytabh gentlemimi and the rest of the detailed crew again

men, my side bam oo.
Lertee, yea...i see her once in a while here talkin to ppl.
Gentlemimi comes(not as always sha) to add her madness to d pages too.
Sexytabh own na hin taya me pass. No trace was left of her; she went into hiding completely. I askd her once-on-the-rose e-hubby, ishsophe about her, he cudnt provide a link to that wonderful lady. I wish i cud see her again. I'v missed her.
If u go to derailers thread now, u can see kingsleyjay and maria, every other ID there is as strange as a green owl.

Gboliwe:
Rochas should enjoy this attention while it lasts. Its simply what it is "attention". It won't go beyond that.

not again.

Chiwude:
It is a fact that only one person can give GEJ a tsunami come 2015, and that person is General Buhari no doubt about it. And Ndigbo stand a better chance of emerging as President in APC than PDP, no doubt about that also. If you think GEJ will hand over to an Igboman in 2019, then you better wake up from your slumber.

Gbam!!!
spring of 'likes' to this post.

BossAyuk:
My brother you should try and desist from quoting such people born into a country already messed up and have never experienced good governance before.

can u imagine?

Nonybb:
Shagari/Ekwueme scenerio about to repeat itself? So we Igbos must always play the second fiddle to this descendent of arabs?

that's if ibo get to smell that vp seat anytime soon. Nothing for you guys.

dre11:
She major in tourism

That's why I did ask

ok nau.

all4naija:
Whoever votes for Buhari is a fool for the second time!

ppl like u ar born asinines. I cant help u.

This is what we call opinion poll in other developed clime. And coming from a big forum like nairaland, it wil gain attention frm media houses in those clime and, this wil b used for other analysis. Seun, this shld make fp pls. Ppl need to knw what NL itself is saying.

KingTom:
No make I go sleep abeg I get one 8 o'clock appointment

oya nau. 2moro things. Gud 9t!

KingTom:
Twale boss ***Prostrates***
I will sir

I hope d insomnia thing is not true.

SpcAgtOko:
JB is faithful to me. Quit trying to get him in trouble.

i take this as a threat.

KingTom:
so na you dey arrange for guys

point and kill mode activated. Which do u want?

SpcAgtOko:
Bwahahaha Who is riding women around here?
Maybe I walked into the wrong conversation

what do u mean?

dre11:
That's looks like a postgraduate course to me.. ..
Or it's mah mind playing games with me.......

So tell me something about it because am like a lame man wanting to know more from people

tourism a post-G course?

KingTom:
I have insomnia

work on it.

Jbluv55:
Chai!!! Baba nawa for you o. E be like say you wan make I tell you one story ba?



Father and Son are going on a journey with a donkey with both father and son walking on land and donkey following them. The first person they met says "haba!!! You are fools o. Why don't you allow the donkey do its work of carriage?".

Father and son both climb on donkey and they proceed. The next person they met shouts "Haba!!! Una wan kee the donkey ni?".

Father asks son to drop and walk on foot while he remains on donkey and journey proceeds. The next person shouts "Haba!!! Wicked father!!! You are enjoying yourself on the donkey while your son is made to walk?!".

Father drops and walks on foot while son climbs donkey and journey proceeds. The next person they met shouts "Haba!!! Stupid father!!! At your age you are walking and allowing your son who is stronger to be on the donkey?"

What should the father and son do at this stage?
Or better still what is the morale of this story?

they can both ball into river and get themselves drowned.

Ivanspring:
It did, thanks.

By the way, does this bar have other facilities and services?

of course, yes. *points to d convinience for her*

April07:
I just can't keep up with this thread..

Caseless I see ya.





HARDDON!
Big deddy! This is a public service announcement.. gimme a hug when u see this

Signed;
Your Pweetie Little Lady
Bwenda

br3nd, i see u. How was ur day?

Jbluv55:
We are all fine o.

Just coming back from church . Had to go pray for all those owing so that they'll get so much money before this month runs out that they won't even mind giving out to the needy . You know it ain't easy abi?

guy, u de africanapple too? Today it is spcagtoko, 2moro it is another. Jst leave dis one for me as i hav earmaked her for another guy.

IrishKez:
Lolz
They say that here too.

can u imagine that trash?
They follow that statement with action; they humble us at all cost.

jnrbayano:
That's very manly of you amigo, little wonder Irishkez said;



......the quote above about you.

Apology accepted.

i'm happy u did. I was in my rude boy form then when we derailed this thread .
Once again, thank u!

IrishKez:
Which Nigerian student doesn't?
Thanks sweetheart!

u ar welcome!
That's jst d system; they build u to b strong wherever u find urself.
Like my school/lecturers wld say: we give u degree, both of learning and character. They're more intrested in d character aspect.

IrishKez:
You make me have a deep sense of satisfaction each time I thought of what I've gained signing up to NL.

sucre, there is more to achieve both on and off this forum. I knw u hav that hidden power on d inside to change alot of things around u. That euhedral in-built power is what i really want to learn more on...cos i felt it abrupt impact.

IrishKez:
You are my e-personality of the year too.

same here...*kiss*