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overhypedsteve: When i see the thread. Omo i be think say ebola carry travelling bag and walking stick come down from plane amidst shout and cheers from onlookers. Hmmm

me sef expect say i go see huge crowd de receive d big guest, ebola.

"i regret being a fake police officer, but it is unfortunate"
yeye man!

olubukato: Buhahahaha

My head don dey swell o....

my aboniki don finish, na loko remain.

olubukato: *faints*

obayaya: Ah Chief!!! You flatter me

I shall bestow on you a gift of a new wife (sweet 16 just the way you like it).

And let it be known that your easygoing nature has influenced both my e-life and my real life.

And I shall forever be grateful for the gift of an enigma like you

Alhaji caseless!!! My bumbum tapping skills is really improving.. Thanks to you

otumba olubukato babatunde bejahisky stands out above all on this forum in that regard.
Tap more bumbum brother, it is good for ur health.

Gej does not have d balls to face nothern leaders in the eye and spew this flatulence. It was that presidential hireling, dumb okukpe, who's known for doing hatchet job.
I expect counter soft response from gej soon cos he(gej) can't take this risk.

temigracie: ...because FIFA cant give dem extra 15 minutes to dance n sing weneva dey score n lose any goal...

i laff

Nobody banned them.
But, the fake story we were told as kids was that fifa banned them for scoring too much goals whenever they meet an opponent(i'm yet to see the trophy they've won from their rain of goals). Again, we were told that they were able to score much goals using 'jaaz' that will make the goalkeeper in opponent's post sees knife, lion, fire etc, coming whenever a ball is kicked towards the goalkeeper and, the goalkeeper will have no option than to run and give way for the ball to enter into the net.
I no go forgive d pesin wey tel me dat lie.

Lecturers hav now taken over frm students; as students are d ones known for such acts. I think say na ontop beta thing hin shoot d guy sef...na woman sef.
Shoot him back!

Beync: Okay o. At least am not at risk cos any time I feel slight headache, I usually take water and get some rest. I dislike taking anything drug.

u neva see anything. Pray not to see what will make u and drugs to bcome friends. Water and mere relaxing ur body cure does cure all ailment.
NB: i hate drug too.

God help my mother! D way she de reach out to paracetamol sef de wonder me sef.
Nothing nor de kill pesin these days.

May God help us! CAN association with politics and PDP tells me something about them.

BuddahMonk: Nigerians should vote along religious lines -Buhari 2003

If Jesus were to criticized GEJ, Doyin Okupe will say he slept with Mary -Hell Rufai.

Selling and Drinking of alchohol is against the holy koran and the teachings of the prophet, so all beer merchants should be arrested and their wares destryoed -Kwankwaso a governor in a secular nigeria.

Boko haram are fighting a just cause -Nyako

There is nothing wrong with a muslim muslim ticket -eBola Tinubu.

The list is endles

we're not ill-informed like u. If u can't provide links, source and state whr those remarks were made , jst shut up forever!

Itoroetti: who are the We?
is it u and buhari?.

who ar u?

BuddahMonk: Only if the Islamic APC members will practice what u just preached.
But to them the scale of approach to national issues are-

1.religion,
2.tribe,
3.ethnicity,













nationalism can go and die

who plays ethnic and religious card than gej/pdp? Have u forgotten CAN is the religious wing of d pdp?

chino24: Boko Haram is the youth wing of the Islamic APC- Femi Fani Kayode

pdp created boko haram-GENERAL AZAZI.

chino24: We shall see!

That was how GEJ got there..

Already you yolobass have been made the 3rd class citizens in your own country.

tel me when last igbo man was there not even as a president, but as vp? The thing near yoruba ppl pass. Na them go take d sit after not.
*in lagbaja's voice* igbo pple nothing for u.

BuddahMonk: [s]Make sure you have amassed enough IED and start bleeping your wives so that they will give birth to more female girls that will carry out the attack next year.

Start feeding your toddlers with fertilizers now so that by 2015 they will turn out powerful suicide bombers
If your relying on vote then keep dreaming until it turn to nightmare[/s]

fatuity!!

cjrane: Nazis are even better than APC. At least, they blew up infrastructure in Russia and other places away from Germany. APC will blow up Nigerians just to grab power at all costs.

gej/pdp blew up nigerians at eagle square on oct 1st 2010 to win election.

chino24: The first time SE is seeing the real Federal presence in the real sense of it. Onitsha Niger Bridge, Enugu Airport, Onitsha Port, Anambra Green City, Aba Power Plant and now Broadband Infrastructure and so many others too numerous to count!


GEJ till 2019 then after which an Igboman takes the baton! If you do not like it then relocate to Sambisa!

all the asslicking of gej u ppl ar doin is not with all sense of sincerity, we knw what is geared at.
B4 igbo man takes that sit, i guess chuba okadigbo will have to come back again for that to happen.

OrlandoOwoh: The more you give APC an Islamic colouration, the more you compound the problem of Olisah Metuh, who is trying to save his as.s.

dont mind the asinine!

chino24: Who are 'we'?

My friend wake up this is morning!

GEJ till 2019!

u need to wake up cos it's afternoon already whr i am ryt now.
Gej till jan 2015!

chino24: GBAM!

Besides the Islamic APC would not have considered to site this type of facility in the SE, but GEJ is doing it and keep doing it..

are u ok? Gej is d president of Nigeria, and as such, what is good for anambra, is good for other states of d fèderation. Stop bleating here!

BuddahMonk: Because he is not a member of the Islamic APC

i refuse to recommend this post!

chino24: Tell me why we should not give GEJ 101% of our votes next year?

ur 101% will not save him when we take him out next year.

He's human!

sholasholala: I taya o

jst let it flow, dnt hinder it.

olubukato: Alhaji Bala Caseless weds Princess Kajole... E rhyme wella

kajole, i cajole u to take olubukato. He has all the qualities.

tebirim: When we use the word husband and wife material what do we really mean?

qualities.

olubukato: I recommend caseless and truckpusher.. Thank me later

see criteria/requirement frm kajole , the princess.
i recommend bukato and truckpusher.

larride: Haba, So Bukato don teach you agbere sef abi?

I cover myself with the blood of my wife.