₦airaland Forum

ocelot2006: Not happy about this news of Amaechi? The same Amaechi that was told over and over again to stop his shenanigans and just quit the party months ago? Riiiiiiight.......

taharqa: Yes, Lai Mohammad wud give him back d Oil wells ...... @topic, I wish Ameachi the very best in his new abode. This is what you wud have done since, Sir. Enjoy d brief honeymoon while it lasts..

sexkillz: [color=#000030]

However, when a member you would really want to reply PM's you, you'll receive the notification on NL as usual, and then you can go thru the hassle of logging into the other one, [/color]

Kslib: If you try to hold his hand and he slaps it off or says something like 'Hey babe! Take your time", then he isnt gay...

Kslib: When a guy appears dirty. When his late R..i.p white shirt is now "back then when i was white",When his black jean has now turned "dark black" all cos of dirt, just know that that guy isnt gay!!

Kslib: Ladies pls note-- real men laugh when telling a sad story.. They be like "Did i tell you that i lost my mum to a fire incident-lo[/b]l"?.. The way she was roasting in the fire was funny as hell. Then they LOL again..

Kslib: Real men only read Novels that have to do with war and sadness.Something like how Adolf hitler murdered people in mass or better still those magazines they sell in trafic that display gory pics of people massacred ny boko haram and here comes the best part.. When they(real men) see a dead girl in the pics, they be like 'damn, look at that asss" ...

Kslib: Its no news that most Nigerian men are not romantic-- little wonder why we have few gays in naija.. Cork you are smart-- i swear!! High #five!!

Kslib: Ladies pls note --- Anyman who loves comedy or laughs alot is gay. What they love is tragedy. They watch films like titanic and be like "jack, you are foool" "Come-on collect that wood from kate hand make she sef taste the cold water for body and if she no make am, na she sabi"..

crackhaus: Does this mean you're weak?

Nomski0: But you have really long legs, I used to think you were over 6ft.

lertee: You hear me talk? I just dey laugh my thing na..

Vivly: Jeez, No. 5ft plus.

lertee:

GentleMimi: @ caseless
Joseph onilala of nairalalala land.Yeye pikin!

Vivly: Okay.

Truckpusher: Oya sorry naa,you know say you be my paddy man na.....i no fit fall your hand sha!

idnoble135: Oh no! Just like that? This is unbelievable. I would that this is not true.

Idowuogbo: Hi guys, please check this out! We need your help... Thanks!

https://www.nairaland.com/1529785/rest-peace-vivianc/20#19820718

Truckpusher: *tears hot slap to wake him up from his dream*

GentleMimi: Lol.Who is that lucky assistant? You know i have them in plenty and plentiful.

GentleMimi: B.toto,carry urself commot for here ! If u wan talk,talk! Stop disturbing the babe's peace!

lertee: Keep dreaming of nacking,na so you go nack mammywater for dream,,don't say i didn't warn you.

Tabh: Walahi you don nack finish.

Mondisweets:

Smartie gurl: Lolzzz, but why? You wanna woo me? long time handsome.

Truckpusher: Na your kpomo go suffer am ,wetin concern agbero with overload ?

Vivly: No. Why?

Ohwhy: I will start by dropping u off at your bustop.

I cant shout abeg! If u no see am na because i no want u to see am. Simple!

SpcAgtOko: 100%

Can I use your backdoor?

Ohwhy: A man is never old

SpcAgtOko: sharrap

*admires my new d1ck*

Truckpusher: God forbid say i yab my friends dem

Na you ask wether dem be men?

hehe