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Righteousness2:
Condolences to the people of Libya.

From Africa to Europe to Asia to Australia to America, it is unprecendented Floods, Fires, typhoons, Earthquakes, Wars, and Disasters.

I Sincerely Believe GOD is warning an Unsaved and Unrepentant world that HIS final Judgements are at the door step .

We are Currently witnessing events that will continue to be more Frequent and more Intense until GOD pours out HIS Final Judgements on an Unbelieving and Unrepentant world.

Fasten your seat belts.
Bible prophecy is accelerating at a High rate of Speed.

The Coming of JESUS CHRIST is soooooo imminent.
REPENT and BELIVE on JESUS CHRIST so as to be Escape what is Coming on this Sinking Filthy World.

All these unusual occurences are direct consequence of the damages we are collectively inflicting on our mother earth, from big corporations down to the average Tom, Ahmed and Musa, not because Jesus is coming. That guy died, let him rest and you should rest too.

I don't mean to sound like I'm undermining your religion but not everything should be attributed to your looming doomsday. It makes you come across as an absolute muppet.

thesilentman:
My blood is burning now as I write.My wife has now completely changed for bad, a few days after our second child.

An erstwhile submissive woman that i thought i had tamed for life has now become a thorn in the flesh to me. I just parted with over 300k unplanned fund for her C.S. I thought she'd be more respectful to me now but no,she has changed completely!

She dares me to do my worst,she cries over small issues that i wonder if it's witchcraft.Or she thinks I can't quit cos she's got two boys for me? The mind boggles. Am just mad and gobsmacked at the same time as all my Red pill O.T have failed and am even considering divorce right now.

I'm at a bar drinking my sorry ass away, brainstorming the best option for me. What could be outta place?

I need candid advice,folks.

Wow! this one of a kind man parted with over 300K unplanned C.S fee for his tamed wife so that she can deliver his newborn safely. Someone please give this plonker a medal

That's honeycomb moray eel. It looks like those people are already butchering it for food but may actually be poisonous to eat

Whenever I visit Nigeria

He should be fine if he speak clearly and slowly. He should also ask his foreign colleagues for clarification if they say something he doesn't understand. My employer being a global business, I regularly talk/hold meetings with colleagues in different European countries with different accents. Careful listening is a skill he should hone himself with. Employers will judge your communication skills, not your accent skills.

BlaqScarface:
I want to pursue a masters abroad as a means of escaping this country. I’m jobless at the moment but I’ve been saving from my former job for two years and also got a couple millions from sport betting and inheritance.

I’m confused about this while japa thing as I don’t want to go abroad and start doing useless jobs or start suffering or get depressed in another man’s land. I want stability and peace in a country with a reasonable economy.

Also, I have a first degree in English language, I’m 24. I’m confused on the path of my life to take please advise me.

It amazes me how people who are apparently educated and have access to the internet cannot conduct simple research. You have 7 mill and intend pursuing a master’s degree abroad but you don’t know which country.

Draw up a list of educational institutions around the world, offering their master’s degree programme that fits within your budget.

Out of say 5 universities in 5 countries, which of them will give you value for your money in terms of education quality and opportunities post graduation, cost of living etc.

Also consider applying for scholarships, I doubt 7 mill will cut it considering naira is currently somewhere in the dump and doesn't pull much of a weight against foreign currencies.

Come on, you’re prospectively going to be studying for your masters, that means at least you’re a University graduate, you should be able to do these things yourself. You’re either lazy or not using the best part of your brain, no offence.

Since you seem not to be able to or rather chose not to seek independent insight into how your supposed plan can come to fruition, DO NOT let any "agent" sell you the fancy dream of UK with skilled work visa. 7 million naira will probably run it but I can categorically tell you that despite you acquiring the visa and getting to UK, you will be stranded because that agent, in reality doesn't have any job for you. I will also tell you that you would wish you stayed put in Nigeria if you go to the UK without a job, stranded and broke. Oh, winter is also coming. Best of luck

Prigozhin has more life than Super Mario or a hundred crafty cats and he knows Putin very well. I suspect a doppelganger has gone down with that plane and Prigozhin is currently sunning himself on a beach somewhere in South Africa and toasting to the success of his Special Fake Death Operation. Game of Chess.

What a surprise to no-one! Prigozhin has been a walking dead since his failed mutiny attempt two months ago. If you're planning a rebellion against Putin, you HAVE TO follow through and finish it, if of course you don't want to die. Putin has said it himself sometimes in 2018 that he is able to forgive but he will NEVER forgive an act of betrayal and obviously in Putin's court, death is the price of betrayal.

Putin will "off" you for criticising his regime, not to talk of personally betraying him. Prigozhin should ask the guys below and many others undocumented who have died in the hands of the Kremlin for either betraying him or criticising his regime.

Pavel Antov
Ravil Maganov
Dan Rapoport
Mikhail Lesin
Boris Berezovsky
Natalia Estemirova
Stanislav Markelova
Anastasia Baburova
Alexander Litvinenko
Anna Politkovskaya
Paul Klebnikov
Sergei Yushenkov

But looking at it from a different lens, the news of his presumed death may very well be a staged opportunity for him to completely go into exile far away from Putin's radar, who knows. Prighozin should be smart enough to know that his grand master will not forgive the failed rebellion. It's a game of chess, hard to trust anything that comes out of that dysfunctional Mafia-style Russia of a country. In Putin's Russia, majority of the time, the more you see, the less you know.

Come on, crawl outside of your cave. Which men don't like tattoos on women? Nigerian men? Men in general? Where's the statistics to support the claim? Speaking for myself, I care less if a woman has a tattoo or not. There are "good" girls with tattoos, there are also "bad" girls without. I think I'll judge an inked girl on the interpretation and meaning of the tattoo and why they got it instead of assuming that tattoo'ed girls are inherently wayward.

[quote author=Calabar1stSon post=125022738][/quote]This has got to be it for me. Garri and correct groundnut with cold water

Mthumbie:
Hello Nairalanders
Have seen a whole lot of Samsung Users about how their smartphone suddenly has a green line running through the display.

Most smartphones function normal with the line but it is always obvious that something is wrong with that part of the screen. There are also reports that the line appears all of a sudden without the phone dropping or after receiving an update.

Two of my friends have the same issue and several other people. Why is the brand not saying anything about the issue or try to fix it.

You would normally expect this muppet to be tech savvy at least to the knowledge point of the fact that Apple Inc. buys its displays from Samsung and the green line issue is not Samsung phone specific, it also happens to iPhones. Agba ode has dropped his phone maybe one too many times and the phone has taken the fall for long and is now started to show. Either you use iPhone or Samsung, drop it a few times or at certain height and overtime you will see those lines appear, which is due to connection issue between the digitizer and the phone's LCD. Taking good care of your phone might just be a lot better than unnecessary Samsung v iPhone bashing without any major technical context.

A long night driving on a weekend is top tier for me, especially with a chick. It doesn't happen very often but normal routine is listen to Jazz on mid-ish volume, stop at the parking lot of a service station, get some head maybe, some snacks and drinks as well, continue the journey, stop at the next service station, rinse and repeat till I get to destination.

What a load of tosh

Very poor interview/recruitment practice. If it's real in the first place that is.

N3TRAL:
It's their tradition for a bride to frown for an extended period while she's sprayed with money by the groom, his family and friends.

The proper display of the custom during their traditional weddings is to appear unhappy as long as possible until she's satisfied with the money showered on her.

When she's satisfied, she will smile.

That's a very happy bride whose husband will be drunk with her pvssy juice during honeymoon.

A lovely couple.

I find it strange masquerading happiness with a sulky face and blasé demeanour but hey you learn something new everyday. With the bolded, do the men drink that too? Or you're trying to say she will later be wild for the husband and open like Kai's kitchen?

2006 wedding or 2006 camera?

Cannabis has been widely used thousands and thousands of years ago but it was only in the past 100 years or so that it was made illegal. In the USA especially, cannabis was sold in every pharmacy and was used in varieties of medication and it worked for them! Back then it was dubbed "The king of herbs"

The Dupont family who controlled the advent of big pharmaceutical companies cannot have people healing themselves, pharmaceutical companies will go bankrupt, they started the campaign against cannabis on the false basis that “It was used by Mexicans and big lipped negros who raped white women. White Americans went absolutely crazy. Marijuana Act 1937 was passed into law , making it illegal.

You have been lied to and brainwashed for a very long time. No government will tell me that what nature has provided for me is illegal and for the christian folks who are morally superior, Genesis 1:29 reads “And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat” “God” didn’t say “Don’t touch certain herbs”.

I love cornrows on women especially if the hair is long and the cornrow is all natural but I think it depends on the head shape. Disproportionately contoured head is better covered with wig, IMO.

How disrespectful putting Ronaldo and Messi to sleep

Of course there are different species strains of cannabis but Mr Haruna, every Cannabis strain have Tetrahydrocannabinol. Come and smoke 1gram of rainbow runtz in the UK. You go bath with clothes on

Alaba presented his jersey to Tinubu because he cashed in on the photo ops

vastolord4:
That's why there are expert divers.. another submersible can get its location, relay it and get tugboat already at standby.. I repeat, hope is not lost!

Another submersible can get the location of a missing submersible that has lost communication since Sunday?

vastolord4:
Hope isn't lost yet.. staying positive is key! 40hrs of oxygen left is still something to work with.. there are billionaires on that submersible so it's search is gonna be on red alert

They are not looking for a goldfish in a 36 X 32 X 37 centimetre fishtank here. If you know the logistics of it, how vast the atlantic ocean is and how very tiny the craft is, then you'll know there's no slightest glimmer of hope. The sub craft originally exploring more than 2 miles beneath the surface of the ocean in pitch black. It could have sank, and if it's down at the bottom, I don't know how someone is going to be able to access it, much less bring it back up. A submarine will not go that deep and a submersible will not tow another submersible, not one that weighs 10 tonnes anyway and if found that is

Another japa blah blah. Anyway the only country I want to japa to right now is Nigeria. Please epp

At least 21 met Jesus

Dogs are instinctively territorial in nature (most breeds at least), which stemmed from wolves - their nearest ancestors. To her, you are an intruder and she doesn't know you. Next time bring a treat, make her obey a command, and give her the treat when she stop barking. If you give her the treat while she is barking, she will bark more to get more treat. But show her the treat, make her obey a command and give the treat, repeat this overtime and thank me later.

But wait if I were your boyfriend and you suggest I kill my dog, that will definitely be the last time I see you. The dog probably sees the evil in you (Yes they can). And oh I will always choose my dog over you....always.

kokoro t'on j'efo...ara efo l'owa

The more you hot potty around....The more you find out

Tutu82:
Casesensitive should now take time to read up on this thread as that is what the entire pages are about.How to go about a visa application, and your scenario has been explained multiple times.

Tutu82, thank you

LeeSmart:
You been want make she de pick beans 4 u? no vex say i ask o.

Classic

Karleb:
I think you are the one with medical issue here.

Why are you not sleeping after sex?

Wife just had a good one and satisfied. Guy man dey recharge for next round

Hello all,

Please can I get some help. Casesensitive will like to invite his mum to the UK for a few months and he will be supporting the applicant financially throughout the process and her anticipated stay. Casesensitive is British, so is partner and child (applicant's grandchild) If that counts. Combined household income north of £60K. He's never done this before and will like to eliminate every reasons for refusal. What will casesensitive/applicant need to make this possible. Your advise is, in advance, greatly appreciated.