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Instrumentals and videography is class. But erm, the song itself is just there

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18.25/100

This life no balance sha. If I lose 1million naira to gambling for this Buhari regime, 10 years depression sure die.

God1000:
Says the flibbertigibbet

Smart in what way? his antics abi


I've never seen such an egregious, obnoxious, mischievous and unscrupulous person

No use ous ous ous kill us na. We sef wey go school small no sabi this overdose. On top Portable? Na wa o

The Ekweremadus will be cooling off in the pokey for a very very long time. Out of what would have been an unpleasant ordeal for the victim, God has picked his call because the guy's asylum claim and approval will be automatic. From being a street trader in Lagos to being a British citizen in few years.

My Sherlock take: The man that removed the "pins" was the same man that inflicted her with it. Judging by the fact that she said she's been to the same man for the same reason in a prior similar occurrence. Not to sexualise her or anything but common, show me a man who wouldn't like to remove "pins" from those boobs.

izicooo:
lol, is as if you are stubborn. continue to dey play, just dey play.

I'm not stubborn, I'm only saying there is no way you will feed me a meal that I detest or use a condiment I hate, to cook my food. No matter how good your culinary skills are.

izicooo:
you are missing something, if i use grinded crayfish prepare stew or beans for you, you like it by force.

Beans? Sorry you will eat your crayfish and your beans alone

Good news for Nigeria. No?

I think you have an overactive thyroid which means your thyroid glands produce excess thyroid hormone. This may be caused by Graves' disease which actually can affect someone between your age range up to 40 years of age. Graves' disease is a condition where your immune system attacks and damage your thyroid. It may also be caused by extra thyroid tissue (in form of lumps) producing more thyroid hormones which will cause your levels to be high.

However, you may have been taking medicine for irregular heartbeat and hand tremor, but irregular heartbeat and hand tremor is infact, a symptom of a larger health issue. You need to stop that because it will aggravate the problem even more. Don't rule out thyroid cancer as well. My advice is to get yourself checked by a health professional before taking any medicine. All the best.

izicooo:
everybody likes crayfish.

No! not me

Not seen her but I just saw a brand new Mercedes Benz AMG G-Wagon now. Should I stop the driver?

Anyway, I hope she's just camping at his boyfriend and safe.

Bringing girlfriends/wife to the UK has always been a case of choosing your own poison. I've seen couples who came from Nigeria and are still together, doing ok but I've also seen and heard a lot of stories of women going awol on their men.

If you're coming to the UK, leave your girlfriend back in Nigeria! 8 out of 10 times, you will regret it down the line. Don't do it. Just don't do it, it's not worth it.

Good old palito. The one that preceded this model was a smaller but bulkier black squared one without the torch. Back then, boys be very serious listening to AM/FM radio like we listening to Afrobeat on Apple music.

That time wey one station go do mistake play Weird MC Ijoya, o'boy! you go see boys dey dance like person wey smoke better loud. Or towards the night when they play Faze "Need somebody" boys go dey sing to and hold imaginary babes. People gats know say you sef get palito na. Kinda miss those days but boys are now men, palito is now iPhone pro max. And RIP to the real ones we lost between then and now.

You may very much be suffering from acne. Acne is a disease, pimples is a symptom of acne. The disease may run in the bloodline so that means you're likely to develop it too if your parent had it. It may also be due to your age; if you're a teenage, you're more than likely to have it more frequently due to increased level of testosterone.

You can get rid of pimples by applying Benzoyl Peroxide. A cheap alternative is salt or sugar scrubs, because they exfoliate dead cells on your skin surface. Wet your face, apply sugar or salt scrub to your pimples and gently massage your skin in small circular motions for up to a minute. Rinse your face with water when you’re finished. Do this at least twice a day. Also increase consumption of food rich in vitamin A, D and E.

And NO, masturbating doesn't cause pimples.

These are not "worms from heaven" but inflorescences of poplar trees. When the poplar trees are about to bloom, then its flower spikes starts to fall.

Femmyfamous4u:
Dear Friends, i would like to know if it is normal or I am being paranoid. while we were dating i noticed that my now wife does not really like sex as we hardly do the act.

She was good in other areas so, I felt with time things will sort itself out.

After the marriage, I made it known to her clearly that I will want to have the sex as much as i desire but i must say for about three months now, we have only had it about ten times. I do not want to cheat on her but my needs are not met and I have told her this times and times again with no change.

Now, she is pregnant and it is worse. What do I do my people?

You can't "have sex as much as you desire" in a relationship, unless your wife is a Chinese sex doll. There's no sex better than the one you and her are both in the mood for. You may be h0rny while she isn't or vice versa and that's OK. Saying that, it may be worth checking your wife's area (if you haven't already ) She may be a victim of FGM like many Nigerian women. That abuse surpresses women's libido among many female sexual dysfunction.

Positioning my ideologies on Farooq's wavelength with the exception of Osinbajo "RCCG-ifying" Nigeria. The guy is just another Tinubu's muppet, this has got more to do with politics than religion in my opinion.

Alcohol is enjoyable if you don't use it as a form of escapism because if so, it can change you and your ability to face life realities which will inadvertently take over your life. If you're threading that path, reassess your life before it turns into an addiction. Enjoy alcohol, don't abuse it.

I've been through it before and now I have control over how often I drink and quantity. These ones in my little bar could last me six months before I need to refill unless friends visit.

I'm not religious and will never disrespect anyone who is, but I'm starting to see sense in this guy's analogy. I think Tinubu will be declared president for a short while even though he didn't win. There will probably be chaos in the country as a result and Obi will challenge the result in the court of law and will be declared winner.

I heard this is what is happening in Lagos right now

Mr Atiku, but your loyalist, Honourable Chinyere Igwe was caught with $498,100 today in Rivers state, with a list of how the money should be distributed for the upcoming election. For a presidential candidate of a sane country, that would be a huge concern with a damning effect compared to a purportedly fake audio. But my dear country....

Bros go and spend some times with a girl or dance soapy in your bathroom. You've got a sac-full

There are phenomenons that are beyond three dimensions as we know it or what humans can see or feel. This may actually be the mum's spirit leading him to where the earthly body is. Be nice to nature and nature will be nice to you for we are not here in isolation. We are nature and nature is us.

God1000:
He should stop blaming the west, he started the war thinking Ukraine will be gone within days.

Who could have imagined in 2022, when Ukraine's situation looked so hopeless that the United States offered to evacuate Zelensky and he famously refused, that a year later the Ukrainian people would have put up such a strong resistance, and the West would have given so much support for their efforts?

And that instead of Putin having a military parade in Kyiv, it would be Biden walking in the Ukrainian capital's streets.

Everything no be gra gra

"I don't need a ride...I need ammunition". Truly a war time leader

Dirty water for sale

HardMirror:
Lol

Message for religious fools.

Is sex only for val? Sex people are having everyday. Or is it on val that marine spirits come out?

Religion is for gullible people that have brains but cant use it.

I love marine spirits like this one

So do I bro...so do I

Says an undocumented remnant of "Ghana must go"

Jostoman:
telling poeple that only those that will vote for apc will enjoy peace in igbara is also a sensitization right?

Ani ori awon kan ti daru se. People like him are the reason they call Nigeria politics "Banana republic politics"

Next time when they're done fvcking, just shout "Can you carry on a little bit longer...I haven't finished wanking yet!!" Or if you want to be comical about it, just bang on the window or door during the next fvck, make sure you time the moment he's about to explode and shout "FINISH HER!!" in your best Mortal Kombat voice ever. I'm sure they will either be quiet(er) next time or you will just learn to mind your business better.

4ward4:
When alot of people tell you why they become Frevent Christains, you will know there are unforseen battles.
my pity is the innocent woman ,that keeps losing her pregnancy.
Oga you need to get serious with a living church, if not one person will wipe out your entire generation , or keeping you in adject poverty.
This life you have to hold on to something, if you aren't diabolic then Christianity is the only option with Power to show for it, choose any of both.
Had a similar case, the woman had multiple miscarriages she is a Muslim. She got closer to my wife, on seeing her, I definitely knew there was trouble. Her husband also a Muslim was threatening to marry another. I simply told my wife, if she is ready to pray, she will conceive and birth this one. Today she is a mother .
Christianity is fire with uttermost demonstration.

I consider myself spiritual despite that I don't follow any conventional religion but I like your non-partisan take