₦airaland Forum

hi sassy
wellcome to nairaland !!!
i am in new york too and we fit relate ....................lol

@rikkyjen
big lo and 2 shots have serious beef sef............ the hottest in Nigeria now sef ...

have you heard his new album ie 2shotz he abused big lo there with style and if you can read btwn the lines you will get the message.

Tupac and biggy

fat joe and 50

nas and 50

jadakis and 50

eedris and rugged

2shots and big lo

2face and face

when willl all this fighting stop huunnnn.........

i wear what i like and not what is in vogue.

as for me i think i have started falling in love with wearing coperate shirts and boot-cut jeans and boots like timz and lugs or anything close.

WAYAN BROTHERS

ti oluwa ni le

he is just trying to feel secure and trying to make haters by telling or rather showing pple that you are his

K2DaC:
america really is nothing special , go to chicago southside , youd think youre in nigeria ... i swear

you should come to brooklyn and bronx too it is like nigeria too.
you will see ppl put their heads out of the window and shout[b]" IYA BISI"[/b]
and so on.

there is a place called {privacy} driving skool. you are ment to use 5 hours to test drive and get a liscence but go there and you use 5 mionutes and get your liscence....if and if only you can speak yoruba {as in a nigerian}.

and so many others i cannot mention here

make i tell una this yankee no sweet like them dey portray am i tell you.

the reason why people don't come back is
1; envy from fellows
2 being stranded
3; no hustle and bustle.

but imagine what we miss everyday
1;no rreal food; the places where there are african food, they tax A LOT. like a plate of eba will be $40 ie almost #5000 can u use that to eat in Nigeria, at one sitting, if you are not being followed by withces and wizards?


2: you caannot chose what you want to where the weather dictates

3; things on the average are expensive compared to nigeria like buying chewing gum for $1 ie #150. for where when i no wan go see dentist.

4; as you get your pay na so you go dey pay government. ie taxes {owo baba} and in the state i am in you pay 8.64% for every $100.

5: most of all we miss houses built with BLOCKS. yes all the houses her are like malam kiosks,built with wood, small and they are DAMX too expensive. like from $550,000 and up and imagine the tax you would pay on it.

6; no DEBTS; america is a land of debts. if u come to this country and you don't owe debt then you are a minor{under 18}. no matter how you try to avoid it you will surely be pushed into one , one way or the other it is sure and confirmed and you will continue to pay tax on it as you delay it the more



7; there are littgle ot no fones in this country eveything is wacked, imagine for Nigeria i was using p910i and i thought "o let me sell it america go get better fone " omo na lie ooo i just mugu for there their best mass prduction fone is the RAZR. and it is notin to write home about men.


8; here you have a DOGTAG NUMBER that the can use to catch you anytime or just trace you, for Nigeria na who wan trace me uhhhnnnnn,



wo i don tire    , one truth is that there is no place like NIGERIA.

dont tell your son anything NOW.

and tell the guy to let you breath for now till you get yourself and make sure your son has no idea of the issue one bit.

u can tell him when he is much older and manly

omo to find that kind thing hard.
i used to listen to coolfm {www.coolfm.us} online until them no update them website again and their streaming is "TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE "for 4 months. it is poor

even rhythm 93.7 is WORSE

my wife is Nigeria based so no yawaaaa and for sure she go come this end no shaking

it is because they still see their sons as kids of those days and wonder why one LADY would just wake up one morning and take him away from them and make him not visit everyday and so on.
but if you have a mum that is not the jealous type you will not have a problem.

i had a collegue in the office that called the cops on her daughter and was taken to jail for 2 nites because the daughter bit her on her wrist.

what happened was that:
in this part of the world {USA} you dont use words like shxt, fxck,ass, and so on they are called abuses.
so this woman came back from work and heard her daughter talking over the fone and all she coluld hear was F you, F off and all sorts off abuses. so she went to meet her and told her to shut up and all that and then collected the fone from the daughter who in turn in turn saw her mums wrist as her next meal   and pounced on it gracefully.

i had a collegue in the office that called the cops on her daughter and was taken to jail for 2 nites because the daughter bit her on her wrist.

what happened was that:
in this part of the world {USA} you dont use words like shit, fxck,ass, and so on they are called abuses.
so this woman came back from work and heard her daughter talking over the fone and all she coluld hear was F you, F off and all sorts off abuses. so she went to meet her and told her to shut up and all that and then collected the fone from the daughter who in turn in turn saw her mums wrist as her next meal :Pand pounced on it gracefully.

welcome doug

same here

welcome. but tell us are u single or double-ed

you guys should try and see this one !!!! so so so painfulll





the thing cannot attach. i think i will send it to seun for him to put it on for us

c0dec:
i paid her back y'know. she asked for my own gala.

CORRECT!!! 50 50 no sheating

if i catch my GF with a man in bed i will shout

"muthafxuker get up and wear your boxers"


   then we fight

a Nigerian is a newscaster on ABC7....Sade Baderinwa

FINALLY!!! your wish comes true ..........e no easy. that is good congrats

1;CASPER
2; NONE
3; 25
4; there is already a fire duhhh.....
5: 2
6; CASPER
7;hmnnnn....
8; 1hr 30 mins
9; BOTH
10; ALL

roses are RED

violets are blue

ur mama is fine

what happened to you

i dont mean to be this rude but are you a FOOL!!!!! what the heck pls open your eyes or you will die with AIDS!!!! true to God

na na na na .....that means she is not a virgin ...uhhmmmm i say no

layi:
omg! Thanks. I got to run..I need that movie

*If u'r truly the prince, i'll marry you *

Good morning my neigbours!!!!

FXXK you!!

yes yes FXXK you too....... my best words of the movie

tiwa:
CASPER we are talking about rythm here and not about mumu....... Ok sultan sings very good and he is sooooooooo creative imagine his new album "Textbook....." Common that guy is talented. ruggedman is too but is just that Ruggedman is a "Puma" O n be, he believes he is so good where as he's just struggling................ Isn't y'all?

you sounded hungry typing this may you should review it when you have eaten or something....................gush

i remember one night for club on a friday
i met one girl wey her name na shadey
so smooth like bike on top highway
but the thing be say she no dey go my way.
my guy seun com introduce us
even the gbedu being no confuse us
she come giggle,smile for me
this girl too set men seriously,
shey make i tell am my mind
shey na my type she dey try to[b] find[/b]
anyway sha "baby here is my line
you can feel free to call me anytime".....................