₦airaland Forum

second hand goods don plenty like purewater..
for overseas Nigeria be their gutter
look around not one ajebutter
everybody na sharp man no slacking
this man dey give the next man close[b] marking[/b]
money na solo runz now
na which level this economy dey go
serious issues go dey lie inside coffin
if them discuss am, na serious offthing
no gucking
casper talking
nairaland and swish and i rocking

wich kain nonsense be this
the name Nigeria sef dey backfire
we no fit get common garri for 5 naira
for poor man to chop sef, omo i tire
for junction na so so shandy police dey collect
agbero dem don chief style in picking pocket
na so them eyeball go dey shine for them socket
if u no drop egunje for them na heavy bracket
         "oya my friend park your car quick quick wey your liscence or your 20 naira roger
           i no send you if your papa na ex soldier
           na my salary government dey use dey grease them shoulder"
before i count 10 i drop everything i earn
even the small salary wey i get from runs men
na only God go punish all of them[b] AMEN[/b]

i go uju house to go borrow jacket
because na yankee i believe say it too set
him no know say i wan use am go set for bet
because since morning i neva smoke ciggarette
i even tell am make him check my trouser pocket
he go see say ten kobo i no get .
i con win the bet
shack, smoke wear my jacket
tear go my babe house like jet
when i reach there i dey terrible wet
she con start to dey friet
i con eat
come rush go alaba market
to see my marketer for my racket
i come show am my empty wallet
him browse tru my wallet like internet
owu don nearly tear my eyes out from him socket.........................

CASPER;
no long thing

one of my friend's wife was in the labor room and he chose to be there, i was outside and then the guy came out and this went on

Me; wetin dey ?
my guy; omo she lie!!
ME; wetin do am
MY guy;she talk say she be virgin when i marry am!
Me; ehen so ?
My guy; if you see how the pikin comot for there with ease and she talk say she be virgin na lie jo!!
ME;


so i dont advice u guys to be there so you dont have negative toughts

shaddy notin dey happen we dey the same program and i wish us the best ...............ONE LOVE

mamba:
Ol'boy, yuo no sabi bribe?

i try but na white muthaf***er

the guy vex me gan

if you try it wooooooo m . i did it and i am on suspension from a regular liscence for ONE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i will inform you ont he next interveiw date .
just be ready anyday!!

you pay to collect the form !! hope they told about that and i have to give you a date for an appointment too

mamba:
You are one step from ruining your credit.

what makes you think i dont have money to repay it IMMEDIATELY?? uhhhhnnnnn people are different

my credit card for one day

abi ooooooooooooo

he started smoking the NEWSpapers!!!!!

he cannot come to ur property and not pay taxes na why he "JUST" put your name if not!!!!!

basket mouth

raymond na only woman you dey shout out to ashewo

anyway sha welcome

G- unit members

@ spikelord Just as we had a Nigerian is the Production crew of Mummy Returns, he also appeared in the film "Sugar Hill" by Wesley Snipes. His name is A. Agbaje also.


he is the same person in 50 cent's movie

God dey your side

no vex now, you wan come beat me ni

that means credit card runs girl.

abi u no know wetin be credit card again ni?

hey my fellow nigerians i am happy to tell you that Nigerians in the USA are really go a long way and we are now getting in to the system small small as in we are now being recognized and given our chances to do things like

1; get rich or die tryin; 50 cent's movie the BAD guy there was a Nigerian by name AGBAJE w. {not sure of his first name}.

2: maria carey.s video {that she was in the tub} a Nigerian co-directed it.

3; MTV's top camera men are Nigerians and so many other things that i cannt say now because i dey go skool.

if you have any you can add to it. no YAWA!!!

if una dey go against me, remember no WEAPON fashioned against me shall prosper


we prayed and fasted about it so i am no treally afriad because i know God is with me and her

prettyH:
No 1. TRUE
For No.2 abeg which one is IKE, because i ain't heard of it.

then go and find out well. it is the reigning thing girl

CHOP UP !!!!!!! hot angel great minds think alike

" mr 2face pls can you please employ someone to teach you how to dress for big occasions"

the name of the boy is "two fucking dogs" duuhhhhh

disney:
Na paper issue de worry most london babes.........maybe thats why. u know and another reason could be Nigeria guys in london not romantic and not treating ladies well.

but to realistic, they want a guy that can buy them roses , candle light dinner, not to talk of cruising for two in the bahamas, or buy them an suv truck., ..........u know according to my girlfriends, white men know how to treat a lady. which Nigeria babe no want better thing

the issues with people in london is that;

1; the girls are after being citizens, so they have to go after white men in deception and after getting what they need, they COMOT

2; the boiz, are after IKE and so they believe one day wife will come and they cannot just be spending money one any girl like that, money they suffered for.

u people involved in the business will understand what i am talking about as in "suffer for"

me: 2face how did two girl get pregnant for you together?

i spend over $200 in like one and a half weeks calling my girlfriend in Nigeria OMG!!!!!!!!!!! 28,000 on one girl






{well i love her that is why}