₦airaland Forum

micynute94:
Same time n date...
Mine z at Lakemead... ikeja.....
Urs??

Pr0ton:
where cassyrooy?

horpeyemmi66:
What

Then

Would

You

Have

Me

Say?

Bhuumhite:
llag,...one computer sch lyk dah

Pr0ton:
Why you dey lauf na Answer this thing Boss.

MockinJay:
Cassyrooy na cucumber o! This one that u r laughing

horpeyemmi66:
Your P

Pr0ton:
-_- What is long and hard and has cum in it?

Anyone

ogunsinamayowa:
yes now! whats your exam date?

SaiBuharii:
Nigerian army...officially another PDP branch. Others include AIT, NTA, Nigerian Police force, Students Union Association, APGA, SDP, Nigerian Pastors etc.

But we don't care...SAIBUHARI...the change we need.

Bhuumhite:
rili?

ogunsinamayowa:
i dey o my guy. my exam date is 21st. i cannot understand d logic behind their decision of placing my exam date to a day so long like 21st.
u cannot believe it - i'm addicted to fmh 2015. but thanks to my decision, i had unstalled d game!

horpeyemmi66:
Thank's ma'am. I fear you oh, sorry for underestimating you and the number of Languages you understand. Estijaz cum polyglot.

@Dr.Host, Oluwatobiloba O serious wush one be Alien, a beg o...I was the youngest in the Cab, what could I do, with the mischievious old lady in there?. The paramount part I played was letting Sleeping beauty rest her head on my bosom , being a Sister's keeper ain't a bad idea. Thank goodness she wasn't a snoring sleeping beauty. IF I HEAR!

@micynute94, thanks for the timely answer...@Cassyrooy you had better seat back and enjoy, sey nah only you waka come ni?

The going was not as funny as when returning, not as funny!. You'd get to meet Old Roger soon, who's Old Roger? Just keep up with the pace.

tobillionaire:
I checked ma date with ma fone *winks*

horpeyemmi66:
@Sir.PrOton, My Sister for a day, Estijaz and Bro from 'noda mother @Dr.Host et al. Here is a Sequel

...Soon the cool breeze rushing into the cab made the fat old lady start dozing, sleeping beauty was still well, sleeping, Mr. Loquacious and the Driver were also having a good time. Helpless Mr. Indifferent just stared on, by the way he was sharing in the lapping of the Old lady's hand-bag/ travelling bag I can't decipher. Really it was a big bag and she kept using it to hit poor Mr. Indiffrent who gruntled and sniffed once in a while.

We kept on moving at speeds dropping and rising within the range 80km/hr and 120km/hr. 25mins later a landmark whose wordings seemed to be written with water colour welcomed us to Gambari...Almost like a village. The driver began decelerating, the fat old lady now opened her eyes looking all around suspiciously, re-adjusting her "Gele" in tandem. Mr.Loquacious fiddling with his phone, tried making some calls but gave up due to the bad network coverage.

When the Driver finally brought the old can with rubber supports whose bonnets rattled to a halt, two women who sold fish came in with their containers taken to the booth by the driver. Then they exchanged pleasantries with everyone in the bus. The old fat lady mumbled something inaudible...I knew she doesn't like them, neither did I, but I nodded. But our dear Mr.Loquacious, he quickly engaged them in a mini sit com, chuckling loudly, as the Cab began moving again. Indifferent was still indifferent and like an afterthought, I tapped sleeping beauty to ask her if this wasn't where she would wish to get off, I succeded after two taps, she just shaked her head; I got the meaning. The fish sellers brought a kind of ambience with them into the Cab.

Nevertheless, the bus already in motion again, groaning and squeaking. Everyone was now wide awake, even Sleeping beauty why? Those new characters the Driver and Mr.Loquacious all reeled with laughter all which made the Driver make mistakes while trying to dodge the numerous pot-holes which dotted the road which meandered in front of us. Trust the fat old lady, he got corresponding hisses.

The fat-old lady still butting Mr.Indifferent with her handbag, started complaining in a high sonorous voice to the driver about his driving skills, that the doors of his vehicle are all without winders and telling the women and Mr.Loquacious to let the Driver concentrate on the road as she was seating on the Tyre...

Poor driver, obviously he wasn't a driver of Formula One how could he successfully dodge the pot-holes of varying sizes with the old jalopy itself needing alignment?. He winced and shrugged at the wheels, Mr. Loqaucious kept shut for about 10mins after which he let out a sarcastic yawn. The two ladies who sold fish both exchange knowing glances. I was grinning all along.

Soon we were staring at another Land mark which stated "Welcome to Kwara State". The driver decelerated considerably which made some young gals selling bread, bean cakes and fried cheese try exhibiting their wares. The old lady bought some cheese and bean cakes, asking the girl to give her change before giving her the money, shrieking "Dahun faa", "Hurry up". The "faa" is more like an expression like "jo"; try replacing "Faa" with "jo". Its common to Ogbomoso, Ilorin, Kwara, Osun and Ibadan towns. Mr.Loquacious just eyed the wares sold by the girls tiredly; obviously tired from vigorous chatting and laughter.

The old lady collected her change, with the women selling fish trying to see, perhaps the quantity of what the old lady bought. Now we moved closer to Ilorin bit by bit and I was already exhausted, it was about 1:20 pm in the afternoon.

Pr0ton:
The answer is





























smartphone! Now tell me. Who has a dirty mind?

kingjay18:
abi na.wetin man go do... i wan go ma village after jamb go meet dose old mama make dem help me curse jamb

#Jamb must be scrapped



#rep sociology

kingjay18:
mesef don submit ma own...wud colect it hopefully 2marw




#rep sociology

kingjay18:
na lagos bad pass expecialy dis ma area...i got to d accredited center dis mawin nd i met ova 700 candidates 4 dere,even sef reprinting na #600.....d funniest part b say na army b dere security for dere,i dey fear like mad cos dos pple no smile at all

*painfully, i left dere witout reprinting after all d stress av been tru.



#rep sociology

kingjay18:
u sef apply 4 sociology abi....we don dey plenty o,make no go increase d cutoff point..buh no shit God go see us tru



#rep sociology

kingjay18:
are u also an aspirant? if so which course?




#rep sociology

ogunsinamayowa:
na only me waka come...... i havent reprint mine

P0lyMath:
lemme pm u boss.



u know the reason fa na but if u don't ve it Bro,just tell me so as not to stress myself
FIGHTING

Bhuumhite:
@cassyrooy,twas #100 and two was printed out..

P0lyMath:

@Cassy, were u the one that posted where to check the jamb statistics ? If yes, I know that u might ve the accredited site for reprinting...

FIGHTING

T33jay007:
cassy ooo

Bhuumhite:
i've reprinted myn...@jamb accreditated reg centre