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Holamarncy:
u no dey sleep?

horpeyemmi66:
Sleep ke...not now. I will do the sleeping later jo. What offer did you conclude is nice?

You sef no dey sleep ni?

Holamarncy:
lol ..me and sleep no dey lydown open teeth ..we no friends....

DrHost:
you guys dey scare person ooooo...... What was your last year jamb score

Na wa o. See where nightguard dey tell im fellow nightguard to go to sleep, something must be cooking.

@DrHost, if these guys dont scare you who will?

FunkySilver:
Viewing this topic:
Pr0ton
Cassyrooy
Whale2020

hw u guys doing?

Babe i dey o, just not liking the delay. Where do you stay?

Pr0ton:
I think it's about time we sued this anti-spam bot for irrational banning.

MockinJay was banned the other day for trying to embed a picture. You were also banned for a reason I'm yet to know. I was banned for almost two days for doing nothing worthed getting me banned, as I was falsely alleged of spamming. And I'm also forwarding this complaint to Seun. Something should be done about this. I'd appreciate your positive reaction.

BTW Bro, you received the alert? And how's preparation?

Cassyrooy. Mine is worst with MTN. They can send a message for five consecutive times with a very short time interval. They really should be the ones banned for spamming Hope your day was woo-free anyway?

Evening everyone.

Those guys called MTN can do anything, imagine them sending me a link to do my confession to Rome directly? Haba!

I dey crawl ni with preparations o

kingjay18:
na sociology bro...#mak jamb just answer us on time.

Secret aspirant, so you come to enjoy updates without contributing to the house abi, you spy on aspirants?

Holamarncy:
my jamb center is in ibadan i thought the jamb would come early so i would do it n move to abj ..bh with all dis jamb rubbish ..m stuck in d west..

Even this one daddy move you go West, daddy got you covered, enjoy bro.

horpeyemmi66:
Honestly @PrOton if I could get my hand on this vague figure doing all these banning I could give that person a clop on the head.
You just banning everyone, anyhow. Wanted to comment about the reprint issue ni o. When I was slammed a 24hr, okay I said lets inform someone of recent development but it wrote "Insufficient access when banned". I took that bitter pill down forcefully, I copied my write up and said I was gonna paste it after the time of the first banning lapses. Which I did, but was slammed again...24hrs. Okay then, seems it his birthday and am getting all the presents, he slammed me another 24hr yesterday. I was so annoyed, felt like smashing my fone with my fist. Seun as you said needs to look into this banning thing, can't we exercise our freedom of speech in our own little way? Money never dey for person wey we go go own one column for the Punch, the likes of Bayo Olupohunda...next time you try that @whosoeveryouare am gonna bite you. A bite as big as that of a Pirahna.
Preparation they move small small jare, uneventful days...can't wait to be done with this exam, I have got to Propose to someone nah. When I heared they shifted the exam again, my heart sank. At least we have a date to reprint now, good for us.

Why huh! @Cassyrooy?

I dont seem to remember complimenting you.

Holamarncy:
u no dey sleep?

If you had been asleep you wouldn't know he is up and browsing, how far bro?

horpeyemmi66:
Oh dear, just got back from detention...NLPD. If no 1 fails then I come back after B.Sc Physiology. By the way, do you think am gonna seat back and let that happen to me. No way gal, that first class in 100L U.I, we go bag am together ni. Trust me, the hell I saw in LAUTECH, cannot be compared to whatever is there in U.I. Intimidation we condone not<=LauteCh's motto. I survived in LaUteCh, definitely I'd scale U.I's hurdles.

And @cassyrooy thanks for the compliment.

Huh?

Bhuumhite:
i've not received any msg o

Dont worry, about that just mass along in reprinting

kingjay18:
hello!!! am lekan by name,am aspiring to get admision into U.I and hope dis room wil b a favourable one for me to get updates tru d help of u all....tnks

What course?

ogunsinamayowa:
hahahahah. mtn is so stupid! they never stop sending me such annoying messages.

They send me Isaiah this, Jeremiah that like i'm the only sinner in my area. They fit dey track my sim and the site i log into o. Chai no wonder!











Evil children would want to see the rest.

killercute16:
Chai see character sha,bro me am afraid of you oh.

Na only the PHE wey me share land me for self-expel, that school na die. Things happened and i'm still innocent

ogunsinamayowa:
i got a message from jamb to reprint my slip on monday. i will print mine on monday. do u also receive d message yesterday's night?

For where? Dem dont send such messages to me unless MTN sends me 'repent Christ is coming', 'Did you go to church today? Why?' and others. I'll join you guys in reprinting na

ogunsinamayowa:
not really. my former place is #60 transportation fee to UI. But now, i will spend up to #150. I will surely write my cbt in UI though.

You'll still come from how na. Badt Omo Ibadan. Nothing do you. So how far with reprinting?

ogunsinamayowa:
i think the exam can still start on 9th march. a whole week for reprinting and the the following week for starting of exam. i think its alright by me. hw na preparation o?

FunkySilver:
It's ok by me too

Okay guys not too bad either, but i will so hate JAMB if they pull any surprises. Goodmorning guys.


Mayowa you stay close to UI, hmmm!

Given the rescheduling by JAMB, how many week(s) do you guys think is okay to write the exam from the date of reprinting?

tobillionaire:
Jamb Sent Me Txt To Go Reprint On Monday 2nd Of March. Who Has Received Similar Txt

Celeprudent:
You can nw reprint ur jamb photo card on monday "March 2", i jst received alert by JAMB.

Hmmm! Still waiting o

Modified.

Was there any form of REPRINTING stated? Like can it be done at any cyber café or Accredicted centres?

Your delibrate attempt to induce suspense is not too good. Make it flow, and stop when your heart tells you to.

shumuel:
Betrayal of a friend.

How could she ?’
A true life story of love and betrayal.

Segun had been on my case for at least 2 years.
I met him one hot Saturday as I was waiting for a taxi on a Grogner Street in Iwaya, Onike.
He pulled over and asked where I was headed. I don’t ever talk to people on the road but this day, the look of the mist on the window of his air conditioned car made it difficult to ignore him given the extreme heat i was exposed to.
I stepped into his car, grateful for the ride, yet determined to let him know I was no cheap girl that jumps into available cars.
“Thank you so much, Sir, for the ride. I normally wouldn’t do this but I have been standing outside in the sun for at least 30minutes. The cabs come in trickles and are either taken or too expensive.
None is interested in going my way” “Where might that be?” He asked, totally ignoring every other thing I had said. “I’m going to Ikota but I’ll drop off once we get to any major road where I can find a cab”, “You’re in luck. I’m actually going to VGC but I need to get to Surulere first. So I can either drop you off at a taxi park or you accompany me to Surulere and then I drop you off at your doorstep.”
Inasmuch as I was so eager not to overuse the help being rendered, I opted for the latter option. I was in no hurry whatsoever to go my empty home. Mom and dad were on their way to Ikene for a week long engagement and my younger siblings were all in school.
My best friend, Mosun had kindly volunteered to spend the week with me but she would not be coming until Sunday night so that meant I’d be spending Saturday night by myself with only Larry; the dog and Mustafa; the gate man, for company.
I looked at my wristwatch, with its recently cracked screen and declared, “Well, it’s just 1.00pm and I’m not in a hurry so I’ll go with you”.

To be Continued

These are the kind of shows i like to grace.

Try to space conversations for better understanding. Good work.*Sipping my Swagga Bitters with Dried Meat*

Pes13:
Boss, hw prep na

Preparations are still on course, just redistributing my time to other important stuffs.

This thread is now a MOGUE abi? Everybody just deserted the place for Mogue-bound people to view.






JAMB no try but i think a little bit of SOCIALIZING wont be bad. *Opinion though*

cc.

Olatunji21
DrHost
Ogunsinamayowa
MockinJay
Holamarncy
Pes13
Funkysilver
Bhuumhite
Estijaz
Dara319
Dsurgeon
XavierG
Preciousjoz
Segunflames
Professor1234
FrancisTony
Kumpharm
Tholuwaniey
Celeprudent and
host of others(i'm really sorry for not mentioning your monikers) not mentioned here.

cassyrooy:
Na wa o! I just called Chams City Abuja branch and was told directly that;

"JAMB 2015/16 reprinting has been postponed until further notice, but you can call back within the week to know about developments".

This i think might be after waec, the development discourage potential readers, thereby encouraging sporadic parambulating(e.g Pr0ton), which is not ideal for students.

Celeprudent:
Pls frends, wu as reprint his/her jamb photocard shd identify his/herself pls nd pls.

For now that is the only thing i know about JAMB 2015

If i no talk na me and God go see later.

Went to GSSS T/MAJE Abuja, i was a day student in first term but changed in second term because it became full boarding house. My first slap was like Ronaldo shot.

When i got orientation of how things work, i changed my destiny. I collect like 15plate of food in a day, if tea, bread and egg? My school father go dey happy, it started in SS1 up till SS2 when i and my AKGuyz school brother started dissing school food to our self-made food. We go into town to steal bottle of oil, onions, MTN welcome back parks, seasoning cubes, salt, spaggetti, chicken, eggs.

When we ran short of mattrass in boys hostel, we'd go to girls hostels to augment our supply until TuNice started to press bo0bs, unfortunately for him one of my classmate clamped his hand with rake, dude wore longsleeves until the wound heal.

I coveted my school fees in SS2 3rd term.


My SS2 3rd term, we started gettin real question papers. It was chemistry and PHE, due to the seriousness of the science dudes, they left the PHE with me. After sorting answers i made call to both girls hostels to share the answers to them.

Exam day, we were all sitted when our VP came with other active male teachers, they started searching while i was just smiling, when they reached me he asked me to follow him to an office at the back of the class, he searched both my boxers but found nothing.

Exam started only for him to return to my seat, i started writing my essay answers, shocked he searched me again still finding nothing, in no time i finished but was not allowed to submit because it was to early to do so. When submission was allowed, i left just to find half of my class waiting outside, they were caught with various answers.

When questioned about the source they all chorused my name. Our principal was like who is that? My student? I don't know this person.
When her emisery sent to call reached my hostel, i was home eating

Saturday morning Baddoski and Van Vicker woke me at home to inform me of my future, they was a rubbery in the admin block and the school lost so many things.

Me started asking of good waec centre that minute. Who wan go back?

fejikudz:
Did alot of crazy stuffs back then in sec school..

** i remember the day when i use 1 soldier man(military school tins) run full school .. I get luck say he nor catch me..

**Always going to school late even though i waked up and prepared early..

** Enough Touching body with babes for class.. i almost bleep 1girl den, because of the fear of being caught,i nor bleep her

**Specialist in Giving nicknames(e.g Gaddaffi,Abacha,obasanjo,babangida,anini ..even buhari sef), so_tey all my friends cum gather give me 1 wicked nickname

** During SS1 first term examination,, soldier men dey move class to class dey arrest students when shoot knockouts the previous day wen make dem cancel exam for dat day .. them arrest my friend when i give knockouts shoot,nah dem cum say make he cum point who give am knockout shoot..
As the guy enter my class i almost pee for body,Luckily for me my friend come go point 1 innocent boy..
i wan laff die wen d other guy dey explain give hausa soldier man say he dey innocent.. sth like ""SIR SIR,,I SWEAR ITS NOT ME.. SIR SIR I CAN SWEAR.. TRUTH TO GOD"" the hausa man nor even hear wetin he dey talk sef, he won kill am with flog dat day

hahahaha

ixora3:
One time a teacher was invigilating us and he bent down to see what one student was writting so his bum bum was facing me,so I used my pen and started putting it under his bum bum didn't even knw d was anoder teacher @my back,dt teacher gave me d knock of my life.d whole class started laughing.d teacher asked wat was wrong and oda teacher dt gave me a knock said nothing.I thank God say she no expose me.I for diÉ

Evil child

Pr0ton:
Alright. Noted. Gonna watch my next lines.

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olatunji21:
U sound and write intelligently, i guess am up to a pretty good challenge this time.. Would be good having u as a Course mate, Potentially my Class Rep...

Bro i cant accept your claim(s), we all are intelligent in our own ways.


Class Rep? Too early. Good challange? Yeah!

Pr0ton:
Annoyed??









We were joking. That was what I thought. Hun! I trust Francis****

If you feel I've crashed you too bad Bro I humbly leave an apology. But honestly I thought you got our idea. I never knew I'd been really biting your ears instead of teasing them.
I'm sorry.


Anyway I won sha

Winning is a state of mind.

You think you won? I dont think so 'cos there were no vote counts.

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Bro i do get what you meant but you got to limit 'em.

Holamarncy, bro how far? Are you back from Lag.?

Pr0ton:
I'm afraid, you may never grow.

Bro, i work everyday to correct my flaws, i got mine to worry about. Unlike you worrying about others.

I might not be the good guy here but you got no right to tag me.

Pr0ton:
You are the one misinterpreting. And you should recognize yourself as the only one who doesn't know how to "psycho-analyse" people and quit sterotyping.

Psycho-analysis is meant to understand people better, Sterotyping well, is classifying people. Do i need either to converse with you? Yes i do. But do i use that as a punchline? I don't think so.

I might get you wrong sometimes or all the time bro, but the tendency you'd behaved as a kid is fast accelarating. Quit online bashing, it leads YOU(us) nowhere.

Pr0ton:
That's no excuse for them. They should have known this beforehand. Frankly, they are just making a fool of themselves with all these postponement ish. They announced registration Aug/Sept last year and for about SEVEN months later they appear to be as though a day was set for their preparation. They had this knowledge of general CBT last two years but apparently failed to work towards it. All these "problems" encountered now are just unseriousness on Jamb part, and less concerned approach to Nigeria education. Of course, and like I do say, they are only after our money

Wow! Pr0ton typed this, boy sense don dey add up in grains!






Pun intended.

Bhuumhite:
nawa fr jamb o......till furthernotice...nt even a specific date

Relapses might set in for those who have gone far with preparations, thereby giving additional egdes to those who haven't stepped up preparations since the commencement of JAMB 2015. For me, i'd say unequal redistribution of opportunity.

horpeyemmi66:
Esther, the thing is that I am an ex- predegree student of LauteCh, chose Medicine was given Agriculture not even my Second choice, SLT. Said it to myself, is Agriculture that difficult to get that I would decide to waste one year undergoing a Pre-degree programme for Agriculture...moreover I have to pay close to 150K for the whole Tuition, registeration blah,blah,blah. Abeg, jare I no do. Even the so called Medicine men and women(some) don't have what some people asides me have for us to be given Medicine. To me the Agriculture given to me was like an after thought on their part as though they had forgotten. It's not hard to wrap one's brain around the scenario: My old man doesn't have thick wads of Abraham Lincolns and doesn't have legs as long as those of some influential people what do you expect...So am gonna come in via Physiology and be the best there if not one of the best. It's of no use me having to go to the COCs to shop for a miserable course that's gonna tie me down with a score of 70+. I am not willing to take chances gal, not willing. #oncebittentwiceshy.

After hitting first class...am coming to Brown's Hall.

I really like the bolded part of your post.

Pr0ton:
You used 2 years KG level. Two years in Nursery level. Six years (or probably more. Who knows whether you repeated) in Primary level. At least three years in JSS level. At least two and half years in SSS level and more years to come in higher institution and sporadic parambulating is the best of you

I really wasted money

Oh! Was that easy to estimate? Obvious that you just dont know how to psycho-analyse people but sterotyping them(me inclusive) too.

DrHost:
so this one of the improvemnt u saw in jamb I guess .......... Estijaz am waiting for your solution on horpheyemi half math que, anything from u is always correct

I'm in no place to defend JAMB but when you run a federal examination body as big as JAMB in a country where politics control even wedding is a much more difficult place to be in.

Being the first examination body to conduct DIGITAL exams for over 1.2m candidates, providing the best of logistics and ensuring nationwide security for all is another dimension to look at things.