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Pr0ton:
Cassyrooy
Dsurgeon
Horpeyemmi66
Estijaz
Funkysilver
Bhuumhite
DrHost
Ogunsinamayowa
MockinJay
Holamarncy
Professor1234

You guys should help me with this riddle:

https://www.nairaland.com/2158282/untangle-riddle-think#30921477

mistytohcute:
eco,eng,lit and gov

dara319:
Bin followin in d ghost mode all along,..lolzz...buh am done wit dat...hello...peepz...

FunkySilver:
Lolzzzzz, dis guy is funny

cassyrooy:
What course again?

FunkySilver:
I dnt understand

FunkySilver:
Lolzzzzz, dis guy is funny

ogunsinamayowa:
u are PASSIONATELY welcome. feel at home gurl!

kumpharm:
Not an Aspirant mister

Pr0ton:
She's a would-be Pharmacist

Lizabeth25:
hearing 7 and 10 everyday will make me give him the WORLD.

cassyrooy:
Like endless...<<<->>>

Lizabeth25:
How else is he supposed to say it?

mistytohcute:
hi

mistytohcute:
hello

Lizabeth25:
hearing 7 and 10 everyday will make me give him the WORLD.

obontami:
1) i smoke mat sticks

2) i eat mat sticks because of its salty taste

3) i smoke paper in the toilet

4) i kill lizards for no reason..as i go for lizard hunting

5) i steal my grandmother's milk and milo

6) me and my elder brother did missionary style when no body is around...d day my uncle caught us, he wan use beating crucify us dat day

7) i tried to use my peniss to penetrate my female cousin pusssy but d prick nor enter

clans:
That must have been difficult for you to spell then

Achilies:
[color=#006600][/color]

Yes 6week without bath.

Being disvagined by a 35 years old woman at 14 is not the issue.
The act was actually performed inside our compound toilet

clans:
No one ever chose Nigeria, unpatriotic citizens like us

lordprosh:
bro i still rememb like its yestaday
dy had to pretend like dr was no injection takin..i was carried away on m dad's leg.wen strong hands held m down...GOD d tin enter my body lik bomb.

Pr0ton:
Ys Bro. I don wake since 6:30AM, na MTN dey suffer me so.

Achilies:
whenever I remember my childhood days I feel like crying.
Gone are are the days when life was simple and fun.

Me and my friends used to have this competition on how long can one go without bath. I went 6weeks without a bath..

I used to kidnapped head of fish from my mother's restaurant every day till she got fed up and bought 300 naira head of fish for me to eat (1988) . At fist I was happy but after eating like 15 piece I was the one begging and promising to stop stealing head of fish. Which I stopped but I started kidnapping meat

At 14 I lost my vaginity to a 35 years old woman. It lasted for 20 seconds

ethylene:
.as a little boy, me and my brother were good in causing trouble.
Wat we did?
We arm ourselves with thick branched sticks and challenged every dogs in our neighbour hood even the fierce ones trying to beat Dem to death for barking at us and our friends when comming back from school
.playing in the rain.
.doing actor and boss

apostleoziee:
* making kites
* making pangolo motto
* playin mopo * making kites
* making pangolo motto
* playin mopo
* playing mama &papa
Dis ones are 4sharp guys!! * making kites
* making pangolo motto
* playin mopo * making kites
* making pangolo motto
* playin mopo
* playing mama &papa
Dis ones are 4sharp guys!!

lordprosh:
i rememba jumping from our landlord's car..did it with other kids
until i jumpd nd broke m arm..cant forget that night..no one was home..i just went inside to sleep.
wen dad got back from work he noticed d swollen arm nd took m to d hospital
to con take injection con turn world war 3,4 and 5


i did lot of crazy tinx as a child..swiming in d compound water tank
using shaving stick to cut my hair

Dammytrager:
*Starting an unknown motocycle and running away
*Gone are the days of kolo beating, woe betide you if the ball enter your toros
*Playing with tyres on the streets
*Throwing knockouts into someone's house
*I remember the days of catapault with rubber and paper
*Gone are the days of police and thief, ice and water, catcher
*Always trying to pick up a fight with girls i have crush on
ati bee bee lol

christaddicted:
* flying Kite
* playing soccer with crown cork (canter)
* we fight war using rubber band & bullet made of tiny folded paper.. Kia dat tin dey pain o.. If dem shoot here, o boi u go run go hide cry or na house straight to cry.
* e.t.c

*Modified*

* playing with switch as in off & on repeatedly... Bulb blow, wait for Popsy to land from work.. Na me go report say "bulb just burn na na".

* u won't be my friend if u don't allow me to play with ur toy car.

*Go to school with one pencil, come home with six pencils.

*Too many tins me do na uncountable.

0b1nna:
1) Dialing our next door neighbors landline with our own landline repeatedly & dropping each time some one picked, just for the fun of it since it had no Caller I'd.

2) Packing & hiding every pair of slippers (belonging to fellow kids seeing a movie) in front of any tenants house showing a movie for kids.

3) Banging on neighbour's door and dashing into our house before they answer the door.

koolet:
*i remembered talking to a fan to hear my robot voice
*bedwet and roll my younger brother over the place
*used little toy's to act hollywood action packed
*created torchlights, moving carton car thinking ill become a great engineer..., grew up ignoring it
*once hid #200 in the ground, went the next week it has decayed
*stoning eba at eachother whenever we get filled
*was then among the anti-lizard squad
*hitting nail on the ground whenever dogs meet
*acted like spiderman for weeks when i first watched the movie
*after liting the stove, hopps matches smoke in my mouth and watchs it puffs tru my nose ......lykka Boss
*love acting like a teacher >>>> grew up and erased the instinct
*after stealing the stew meat i wont rember wia to place the spoon weda inside or ontop the cover
*then..., i had this strong mentality thinking notting could kill me...


*life was boring then,, thank God for technology..., in disguise sha

donsteady:
Well, I bank with Barclays here in Ghana, they are too stricts.

wunmi590:
Mst of my fmily dnt av boys, so I ws lucky 2 b d only guy, so I evn sleep bsde dem, nd I am alwys uncl*d smetymes... I dnt tink is psble 4 ur konji 2 raise up 2 ur sis... In shrt I c dre uncl*d as a male bdy...