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donTbone:
I wish... Sperm passes through the saliva

Hahahahaha.
Na, ain't happening.

donTbone:
#holdsBeltandDragsHimBack
WE are in this together!

Baba that day, i wanted turn a whisp and varnish into the ether.



I practically flooded her mouth saliva and, e cast say i be churchboy for women matters.



#proudnovice :-)

#ENDTIME THREAD


BTW! Am still a virgin.



#boltsawayfromthread

ocheejemb:
So basically, his brother's great offence was not picking calls?

You know how cold it feels to be in this guys shoe?

His brain and mind becomes altered due to neglects towards him from someone he dropout to see through his school day.

With the above, he's to pick responsibilities ASA he gets a job, regardless of his earnings, this will go a long way in showing he's got his family at heart.

My candid advice to the OP.

Forgiving him isn't that difficult but to have to relate with him can be choking. When he calls, pick but use inquisitive tones and all put him where he belong-outside your perceived family.

My points is Relations with him is now optional. But forgive him.

SaintHephzibah:
hmmmm una don strengthen me, no be small. Of a truth, my fears has been really allayed by u guys, ure the bomb, thanks man, my countenance has been really strengthen, encouraged and edified.

Thanks so much boss, God bless u all

thankyouJesus
mathefaro
cassyrooy et al.

Back to my books for a deeper jacking.

You need am.

Fear not, you'll make it. Just keep the oil burning.

Goodluck.

adebayor1490:
Ok. Pls can I have ur whatsapp number?

I'm not active on Whatsapp now, if you mind, add me on Facebook.

'Steve-Austine Cassyrooy'

SaintHephzibah:
Hmmm Christ pls i need your help. Cant just surrender off cos of O level. Pls before i call the number tomorow. What do you even think? And your cousin was admitted into michael Okpara university with her O level result since 2005. But you cant compare It with U.I now. Cos the latter seems so strict. And while going thru this year's admitted candidates i saw some more senior candidates admitted into u.i from the age ranking of 25-30) didnt they still use their o level of a decade of years ago? So damn confused and sad.

Last year i remembered, a guy got in with a 6+yrs old O'level.


Lemme define Faith in my own words for you.

FAITH IS TAKING THE FIRST STEP WITHOUT SEEING THE REST OF THE CASE

Trust me, be positive, miracles tend to happen when we least expected.

SaintHephzibah:
cc
cassyrooy
thankyouJesus
olatunji21
pr0ton
princEE
geedot
dearpriye
vcojuro
sirneij
pls guys there is fire on the mountain. I just came across this link where someone was denied admission because his Neco O level result was more than six years. Well my case seems so pathetic. I had a D in my English in my waec but in my neco its a C5 parallel but its a result of 2006. And its almost 10 years now. Though i had been in the university in my state but later dropped cos the course wasnt favourable and i later did business to hustle up money for school. Now am back and wanna choose UI by God's grace.. I just found out that all the federal universities in nigeria will reject a NECO of more than 4 years.
I am really nervous and in pains now as i dont wanna stress up again to write waec and all those stuff. I've really been thru a lot. Though i'm 24 years. Pls will this affect my admission chances at U.I?
Soonest reply needed pls. This is the link where i extracted the information https://www.nairaland.com/882513/why-nigerian-universities-reject-olevel/1

Lemme share this with you.

I've got a Cousin that finished secondary school pretty early and have been writing JAMB since 2005.

Her O'level

She didn't credit her Chemistry in WASSCE but did get C in NECO, while her NECO English was E8 and in WASSCE it was C4.

She wrote her 10th JAMB last year and was admitted with these results into Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike, Umuahia.

To further allay your fears, use this contacts.

THE CHIARMAN
07031268540

ADMISSIONS HELPLINES
08115976795
08129732268

EMAIL CONTACTS
admissions@ui.edu.ng

Goodluck.

adebayor1490:
Ah, thanks. Guess you're already a student

Yeah! Just admitted.

Vcojuro:
Gone are those days when it is mandatory to have 5 distinction before u can secure medicine in the University of ibadan.
The new admission policy reckons with only post jamb.
That means the cutoff mark is derived from post utme score.
Let me use this year cutoff for the department of Medicine and surgery.
The cutoff for medicine for the 2015/2016 was 74.
Four friends Ade, bisi, femi, and niyi had utme score of 266,234,279 and 276 respectively.
Ade and bisi had seven distinction and two credit.
Femi and niyi one distinction each and eight credits.
Ade, bisi, femi, and niyi had post utme score of 63, 74, 69 and 76 respectively.
The cuttoff mark for mbbs was 74 and bisi and niyi were selected regardless of their utme score and olevel result.
A total of 109 students were selected on merit.
There is nothing like catchment or elds in ui

They use ELDS in UI o, but it guarantees almost nothing.

Thatsincerechic i never get ur time, still reading and following ya.





Chucks did wrong by forcefully having sex with OP.


She's selfish to think that everyone would accept the 'FRIENDZONED' status conferred on them by her? Abi na 'FRIENDS WITH ONE WAY BENEFITS' i go call am sef?

adebayor1490:
Cassyrooy Thanks very much. Thats really helpful

No worry about that one, brother.

adebayor1490:
Cassyrooy How about the oral test?

Fear not, no more 'ORAL TESTS'.

After JAMB you'll write Post-JAMB to further screen applicants, this exam was introduced to replace the ' ORAL TESTS'.

NegeduGrace:
My bestie is a male..he ended up asking me out but I refused cos I don't love him to that length but I confided in him a lot when the going was good but now the guy just the avoid me..abeg make una advice me on what to do because this guy is dating n am not.

Return that Office of Bestie back to your female friends, everything you tell a guy about yourself-especially emotionally related attracts him to give a shot and try to solve that problem for you, na so feelings take dey grow leg o.

housestark:
Talking from experience, I can categorically tell you that there is a 90% possibility that he'll replace you.

'From experience', sorry to have been there.

Girls.....smart from the time of eve, she may not even realise it but deep down a part of her craves him. and when her she's done with you....the bestie that she saw as a "brother" will suddenly begin to look like a "lover".

Apprenticeship abi? Kai OP wawa ne.

Bbsharon:
We all know how bestie ish can be, as in the closseness might send wrong message to people around especially when is a guy and a lady.

My bestie is male and in our 100level days many thought we were actually dating because you always see us together. To me as long as you both set your priorities right then you are good to go but I find out some guys are not cool with it.

So guys do you feel comfortable when your girlfriend or fiancee has a guy as her bestie? If not tell us why.

Ladies you can also share your experience...

Lmao, see ehn, i don't try that nonsense, you've repackaged 'friendzoning' with the 'male bestie' thingy.


If i cant totally annex your heart, mind, body and soul with mine, my dear, that thing ain't working with a hørny dude per say. I no try am at all. Gaskiya!

VIKiEzEkieL:
Really??
Then you go help us in DoubLe

There is no manual to escaping 'FRIENDZONE'.

If you keep getting 'I LOVE YOU LIKE MY BIG BRO' or 'WHAT WE HAVE IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME AND FOR US TO DATE WILL RUIN IT' nna please think it twice.

To overcome that addictive grins at that chick, let yourself be overwhelmed by new things and tasks.

Hate 'FRIENDZONE' not your 'ABDUCTOR', live a programmed life that is automated to shed off the unwanted from yourself. It helps you want to love again.

Be cautious in your dealings with people you see in different light, take your first option of telling her how you feeling, not to lose bro. 'NO' shouldn't be a thing to be scared of.

rickfreeman:
Back when I was in secondary school all the girls I tried to get either rejected me or sent me to the friendzone As i dey now ehn. . . Im in 200L and I've never had a babe before. Chai! When oyibo pikin dey kiss at 10 years. Abeg somebody should come and help me out o

Like seriously? I have tips if you want.

Republic of FriendZone, i rep,

i served her as a friendzoned maga for 13months until i broke down, it was a cajay place to be. Being the most valuable person to her yet she still used these words "YOU'RE THE SECOND BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME".

I tried to run but being accustomed to that Country, i still no let go, when i got mysef back, i resigned my appointments with her, now she's in ma zone but i just want to look ahead and get a life for myself.


TO Y'ALL IN THE ZONE, MY PRAYERS ARE FOR YOU... Get out soon

debque:
There was a girl I liked den in d uni(200l) n I also knew she liked me too bt den d liver Neva dey wella..D girl Ll sit on me climb me try to play with me BT taah!! my mumu den no get part 2....fastfoward to 300l..I asked her out n she told me "awww u kno u are my closest frnd I have in this sch", that was wen my eye opened knowing well that I have been granted d position of d chief ALaafin of friendzone Land..atleast I ddnt spend on her.....from DAT day me n d gal Neva still yarn till today...nao its either yes or I go d oda way...

Hahahahahahahahaha.

adebayor1490:
Someone should pls explain UIs Olevel screening for me. Thanks

That practice of using O'level to grade points has gone into extinction in UI.

O'level Requirement

With 5credit passes in core departmental requirements which includes Mathes and English, you're good to apply.

Awaiting Results in O'level is acceptable.

2 sittings are acceptable in all Faculties and Departments except College of Medicine, Pharmacy and Law.

UTME/Post-UTME Requirements

Subjects entered for in UTME will be the same to be sat for in Post-UTME.

Minimum score requirement is 200 and above to qualify you for Post-UTME.

Post-UTME performance solely determines your chances of being admitted or not.

All the best.

PrinceCEE:
Left the group long long ago...

Pr0ton....

Okay bro, thank you for your time.

How has the preparations going?

Leystra:
Abeg add me to the group too. +2348028060047

I hail thee, i left the group very long ago o.


Stalite right?

Thatsincerechic(dunno if i got it right), please do nt summarize anything so as to completely capture your story in the pictographical mind of all audiences that will read this.


Who knows tomorrow? Continue, i'm #following.


And to y'all still living their own stories, keep keeping on.

Youth Fixture earlier today.

Man. Utd 0:5 PSV Eindhoven, highlights follow in this game too.

Lol, pretty amazing how after campaigns and elections, gallant Rétarded dullard like PMB got lost in Noisemaking. LMAO. .

Lemme set this straight, DD as used in place of Daura Dúllard solely belongs to Didier Drogba.



Respect Legends not Dullards.

daceo1:
yea it wud be out soon bro.. But u can neva tell not until is release? Are u a techite?

No, i'm a Sociologist, anyways still waiting on Supplementary List.

taiocol:
Seems like am picking another form for this UIUI

Oh! I see, welcome to UI again then. and Goodluck too.

thankyouJesus:
Me too no dey o except one science faculty own. Baba, I never forget you o, the questions get k-leg o.

Haha, you left too, anyways i'm still lounged here.

joyrichy:
some1 should add me to the whatsapp group pls 08143524441

joyrichy:
Cassy pls add up

I'm currently not in the whatsapp group.



Cc.
Olatunji21
ThankyouJesus
Pr0ton and
PrinceCEE abeg make una add this brother to the whatsapp group.

repogirl:
The guy deserves a fair trial and not being locked up indefinitely.

As for the story, it is moving small small oooo, although it's still quite far from ending... You can visit and see for yourself.

Yeah, i wouldn't concur with 'swift and covertous justice' as planned by DSS, it wont work or i'd say might further degenerate our Judicial credibilities.


Regarding FOREVER AND FOR ALWAYS, i still get amazed and wowwed while reading it.

Moji shouldn't play The Yellow Kid on Ezinne o, i fit bite off his ear. Lol. Please do take it as you sure can, i love the job you're doing with the piece and still cant quantify my level of FUNfilment while i read through it.

I salute you, Repogirl.

joyrichy:
I heard the supplementary list has been compiled and will be released latest next week

daceo1:
Goodevening everyone here... The much awaited list would soon be released, info reaching me is dat it has been compiled just waiting approval to be released.. Congrats to those that have been admitted and to d others awaitn d other batch just try and relax ur mind and pray to God cos dats d best u can do for now. To alter d list physically is impossible bt with prayers it can be done.. I pray ur name be among the next batch to be released... And to my fellow techites here both admitted and aspirants u can always reach me for any info concerning our beloved faculty.. Other depts are welcomed too... Let me tell u this URE d next person to be admitted into our great citadel of learning!!! You can reach me on
COURAGE EHIS
Mobile no: 07032615148
BBM : 289b093c
Facebook: courage ehixx oamen

'in lexxybooys' voice' i can smell it, can ya?

treasuregr8:
eeeh you are now insulting me abi. no wahala

Ima nu na, twasn't like u thought it.