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Hello nairalanders i am a graduate, from ESUT. currently i am doing my youth service and was giving 1.5m naira as my share from the sales of the family properties. i need you guys to advice me on which business venture i can invest this money.

I am a serious buyer and willing to pay cash. But I will like to know amongst other things what the milleage is and how long has it been used in nigeria. Is the car accidented? And also where is it located. You may wish to write me on emeka2t@yahoo.com. I will be waiting

I am a serious buyer willing to pay cash. is it still available? What's the milleage? Has it been accidented? You may wish to write on emeka2t@yahoo.com

Why must some1 call you to have the price of your advertised vehicle. You are simply a rogue and a 419ner.period.

Pls I'm a seriuos buyer willing to pay cash. I will like to know amongst other things the milleage of this car, how many years has it been used in Nigeria and also the location. You may wish to write me on: emeka2t @yahoo.com

Is it still available. Will like to see it and inspect it. Will pay cash b4 friday if I feel satisfied. You may wish to write me on emeka2t@yahoo.com

I am a seriuos buyer. But I would like to know the location of the vehicle, and amomgst other things what's the mileage and how many years have it been driven in nigeria. Thanks . You may wish to write me at emeka2t@yahoo.com

I will pay you by friday if only you will allow me fly this angel for 900k. I am a serious buyer, you may wish to have ny e-mail: huchens1960@yahoo.com

Hello, i have an advice for nairalanders who want to be traveling to Uk in no distant time. when you arrive UK try and register with any of the hiring companies in UK notably amongst them Readyjobs.co.uk or jobsbasket.co.uk. a friend of mine who traveled to UK six months ago just called me to share his experience with me on how he landed his dream job through one of the hiring company in UK. so u don't have to complain of job loss any longer in UK

Sanusi is a core tribalist.a full blooded fulani, who thinks Nigeria is their heritagem time to stop and all these IDIOTS.

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Lauuuuuuggggghhhh I don tire, RUBBISH

I hope this is no fraud.

You are not serious

Honestly i can make you a deal if only you can convince me within the next forty-eight hours that this is a clean deal and that there is no fraud.

I am also interested to know if this is a right hand drive?

Between the ages of 28-40 years a man should be matured and financial stable to start a family whereas for a woman it is between the ages of 18-32 i think that to my estimation is the best time to get married

For all i care Dora Akunyili is a political harlot whose stuck in tread is to join the train irrespective of the direction it is going. This time around she will witness a flop that will likely make her to go into extiction. Who the hell does she think she is? she encouraged the rigging of PDP in Ekiti state and has always stand to defend the ruling party now she thinks she can just abandon them to join another group, it is all a shame to Her, that was the reason why i said at first that she is a political harlot. This time she will be rigged out of the contest whether by fire or by force she will be rigged out.

Nobody is afraid of Atiku the guy is just a political harlot, a wanderer and an oppurtunist who feasts only on unsuspecting prey and claim victory for being a hero. This time around i can bet anybody Nigerians are not gonna be fooled again we are waiting for them . Go and tell ATIKU IBB GUSAU AND SARAKI that they are bunch of fools whoose political gimmick is not gonna work for them and their past will turn against them . who does'nt know that Atiku is a glorified criminal his records at the ports speaks volume, is it Ibb, that ingrate and insatiable fellow who thinks that nigeria and nigerians are his toys which he can play around with, he instigated this nonsense called zoning that exist only in the dictionary of fools so as to achieve his selfish aim, that already is a flop. the only credible oppurtunity for the north is to rally round Buhari and see if weather he will snatch power from the incubent if the north allows itself to be fooled by IBB or ATIKU i can assure them that they are not going to get power in this country for the next 50 years. A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAY NO TO IBB AND ATIKU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nobody is afraid of Atiku the guy is just a political harlot, a wanderer and an oppurtunist who feasts only on unsuspecting prey and claim victory for being a hero. This time around i can bet anybody Nigerians are not gonna be fooled again we are waiting for them . Go and tell ATIKU IBB GUSAU AND SARAKI that they are bunch of fools whoose political gimmick is not gonna work for them and their past will turn against them . who does'nt know that Atiku is a glorified criminal his records at the ports speaks volume, is it Ibb, that ingrate and insatiable fellow who thinks that nigeria and nigerians are his toys which he can play around with, he instigated this nonsense called zoning that exist only in the dictionary of fools so as to achieve his selfish aim, that already is a flop. the only credible oppurtunity for the north is to rally round Buhari and see if weather he will snatch power from the incubent if the north allows itself to be fooled by IBB or ATIKU i can assure them that they are not going to get power in this country for the next 50 years. A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAY NO TO IBB AND ATIKU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This price is too much for only a three bedroom flat

yes

This is a scam. Nigerians Beware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kind nairalanders i want to ask if it is possible to stay in a relationship without sex. I mean being in a relationship with a girl and it is deviod of sex. actually is this thing called platonic love possible.

Please a sincere advice needed

Pease nairalanders i need a wholistic advice, i am a guy of 29 yrs dating a girl of 25 yrs this girl as far as am concerned is a good and humble girl, she is beautiful and caring and for all i care she is a girl every man will want to settle down with. i have dated her for alomst six months now, i am employed and am doing some small busines so at least i hv some small naira to throw around, i have been very caring to her but my probem is that since we stated our "friendship" or "courtship" she does not want me to have fun with her or at least to caress or kiss her, this is a big worry to me cus i know and i am sure she is not a virgin neither does she belong to any of these so called born again chuches, i am terribliy depressed by this her action cus it casts doubt if the girl truly loves me . I am planning to settle down since i am the only male child of my parents and my parents are bogging my life a great deal. please i need a sincere advice.

Pease nairalanders i need a wholistic advice, i am a guy of 29 yrs dating a girl of 25 yrs this girl as far as  am concerned is a good and humble girl, she is beautiful and caring and for all i care she is a girl every man will want to settle down with. i have dated her for alomst six months now, i am employed and am doing some small busines so at least i hv some small naira to throw around, i have been very caring to her but my probem is that since we stated our "friendship" or "courtship" she does not want me to have fun with her or at least to caress or kiss her, this is a big worry to me cus i know and i am sure she is not a virgin neither does she belong to any of these so called born again chuches, i am terribliy depressed by this her action cus it casts doubt if the girl truly loves me . I am planning to settle down since i am the only male child of my parents and my parents are bogging my life a great deal. please i need a sincere advice.

Quantumgal, honestly speaking i do not have problems with you giving your boyfriend or (fiance) money to spend, but my worry is in the story line. From the look of things it's like this your boyfriend is a ver careless and lacadisical fellow, otherwise he should be ashamed of himself as old as he is, he is condesceding so low to ask for financial assitance from a girl, let alone a girl that is much more his junior. my advice therefore is; try to iron things out with him and give some time may be 2 months to know if weather he will change, but if does not and remain adamant then you got to take a walk.

honestly temi1 if this can fly for 550k i will make you an offer by tuesday. you can reach me on huchens1960@yahoo.com