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Breakingfamous:
The Lady wanted to buy something and emptied her bag while looking for Where she kept her money, lo and behold, Love Machine.

Na Wao...

AfricaGotTalent:
For those Nigerian ladies waiting for a guy to always shot the first shot should learn from this.

#AfricansGotTalent

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This is not new...

Officialgarri:
The church has been abused thoroughly because pastors have diluted the bible and make christianity look so easy.
They would say we are under the grace so we are saved from sin......

It's not my business to argue it but next time I see these things in a church, I will walk out dragging my feet

1. If a woman must be our pastor, she must be wearing a flay gown that extends down to her feet.
If it's a skirt, it must be wide around buttocks

How will I be in a church and I'm seeing the pant mark through her skirt. She has a big buttocks and she wore a tight skirt that I could see her pant.
I'm sure I wasn't the only person that was distracted.
I always like it when she faces the choir and turns her back on us

2. The altar that was supposed to be for God has been turned to a hip-hop stage. See boys wearing cap on the altar and jumping up and down like Davido. I was almost rocking a girl beside me because I almost thought we were in a club.

3. Christianity has been handled with levity that boys plait hair in the church, they can even sing on the altar. Some don't even stop at wearing ear ring on a single ear, they fix it on both ears.. Haaaaa!!!
Many and guys and girls tint their hair brown like it was public show.

4. LADIES!!! So I was sitting quietly when a lady walked the aisle. I'm not complaining about the heavy makeup, perhaps, she might be ugly without it.
Her gown was long enough, but I think the designer made a mistake. Instead of the cloth to sweep the floor, the designer should have made the cloth come to the top over her shoulder so her boobs will be covered.
We prefer to see her legs than see her boobs.

Well, I'm standing by the gate sha waiting for her. I must shoot my shot since that's what she came to do. Na play we come play for church.

5. Never ever speak in tongues beside me when you are dressed like a hoe or a gigolo!!!!
The bible said 'the disciples were 'filled with the holy spirit and the spake in diverse tongues'' they were unconscious. Don't shibaraba shatabosh beside me or else I'll embarrass you before leaving.



Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique

9ICE.....

samysmoothfresh:
you're a lady


i'm a guy


you're wondering why ladies change their dp often


you then decide to ask me a guy


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Funny you....

kidap:
Pretty

Yeah....

hob:
''Honourable Minister of Power, Works & Housing, Babatunde Fashola at work in his office in Abuja.''


Get to work baba fash, we are awaiting your impact. God will surely guide you





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Fash Baba....

homerac7:
listen and learn!...there r two people u must avoid fighting, God and the King (Government).

If u know the enormity of powers of a governor in Nigeria, u will know that if only Ogun state governor should take on OBJ, he will literally go on exile from the state. Only a SITTING president, under the present arrangement is more powerful. don't be deceived.

Fashola may ignore him for now among many reasons which includes the running battle with okada people which will surely fizzle out in maximum of a fortnight, so he may not want to take on two "powers" at same time. But remember he can always come to take on OBJ at his own time. Mistake many of u r making here is thinking that Fashola is the underdog, whereas OBJ really is! Fashola will dictate the scale, venue, time, umpire and strategy of the fight if he chooses to tango with OBJ on this matter. There r one-thousand-and-one ways of him slapping OBJ down on ds area-father misdemeanor.

LESSON: NEVER EVER YOU UNDER-RATE OR CROSS A SITTING GOVERNOR WHEN YOU ARE NOT READY TO LOSE!!!

I Agree With You 100%.....

Vincere:
Hi guys
I came across this pic on the internet.
I tried hard a read meaning to it.
I can't just decode it... Seams Gothic tho.
I am curious and really would like to what you think of it.


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For What?

lordskid:
https://www.healthyfoodhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/the-first-animal-you-see-in-this-picture-will-determine-your-personality-650x334.jpg

We all have different personalities, but there’s a central trait known as the primary trait. It characterizes your attitude and behavior. This trait determines the way you view things. Your personality trains your mind to see things you want them to appear.

This illustration can help you determine your personality. It describes how it works and how your mind perceives things.

Meaning?

Atunegh:
https://tunetalkmedia.com/dont-marry-a-man-who-stays-in-a-single-room-counselor-lutterodt/

Do you guys agree with him

It Depends....

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this is a post by Unknown on bristollair. is this guy a great DJ or what? and you know what the sad part about this is? its all true. have fun guys, this is a rollercoaster ride.


by Unknown
A straight-talking post that was controversially posted across half of usenet in 2003.


I wasn't a sexist before I understood women. There was a time when I was blissfully ignorant. I grew up watching Disney cartoons, I believed in romance and "true love conquers all" etc. I wanted to find a woman who could be my equal, my partner. I believed in finding that one true love and being committed to each other forever. You know, like in the marriage vows, "for better or for worse, through sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer" etc. And I believed that women basically wanted the same thing. Now I understand that this was only possible when society was structured to enforce it. Now that women are "liberated" (and thus at the mercy of their own emotions and baser instincts) this is mostly no longer possible in today's society. Victorian society, or many Arab societies, are examples of how society used to be structured to keep women as faithful as possible.

I'd like to point out that I am not a misogynist...I love women. But I AM a sexist, in the sense that I believe women are vastly different than men and, according to the standards that men hold for other men, women are inferior as well.

I must be a bitter loser, right? In fact, I enjoy more success with women than most of the men in this city. I have slept with over 200 women in my life. I am sleeping with 5 different women right now. They are all normal, healthy, well-adjusted, good-looking (8+ on the looks scale) professional women. (At least as normal and healthy and well-adjusted as women can be - most women have issues.) But that's not all. I can go out any night of the week and pick up a woman. I can pick her up in front of all her friends (with 80% efficiency for each approach.) Women will slip me their phone number when their boyfriend is in the bathroom. I can talk to women on the street or in the grocery store and within 30 minutes, I can usually have sex with them right there in my car or get them back to my place. If I have to settle for a phone number, and I meet her on another day, assuming she doesn't flake, I WILL **** her that next day.

Let me point out right now that my Modus Operandi doesn't change in the slightest if she single or if she has a boyfriend or husband. I just do my normal routine and I **** her. Sometimes she brings up the boyfriend so she won't feel guilty when I **** her because now it's "my fault." Sometimes she hides it from me until after I've ****ed her, then she admits it. I can't tell you how many times I've been laying next to some chick, all sweaty cause I just finished busting a nut all over her face or in her mouth or on her back, and suddenly her phone rings and she's on the phone with her man, giving him some bull**** story. This is with NO GUILT WHATSOEVER!!! The sweetest most innocent girls you ever laid eyes on, will cheat at the drop of a HAT. The one thing that most men value most - loyalty - is just not there with women. Women don't think in terms of honor, women don't say "word is bond;" women are basically emotionally driven. If they feel it, they do it, period. Then they rationalize it to themselves later. Nothing is more meaningful, or compelling, to a woman than (1) the way she feels and (2) learning more about her own inner self and having emotional realizations. That's why women love astrology, chick flicks, soap operas, stupid Cosmo quizes that supposedly reveal info about yourself, etc.

I must be really good looking, right? NOPE. My looks are marginal; I'm maybe a 7. I don't work out (though I'm not fat or anything.) In fact I didn't have any success with women until I was in my early 20's. That's when I decided to go out a lot and start trying to get laid... I was willing to face rejection a thousand times a night, and do it over and over, trying everything, until I got it right. I had to completely set my ego aside. I didn't get laid at all for the first few months. Then every now and then. Then pretty often. Then downright consistently! I'm in my early 30's now and I am basically a sexual god. I wouldn't have even believed this were possible when I was in high school. The ONLY factor that determined whether a woman would cheat was my own skill level. When my skills were poor, women **** all over me. (Everyone knows how women think they have license to be rude *****es in social situations... in fact I understand and appreciate that behavior now.) But once my skills got good, I could **** just about anyone's wife or girlfriend. And many times I didn't know they had a man until after I ****ed them.

Look, I'm not saying that men are perfect, or whatever. Far from it. I'm just saying, I've spent a lot of my time studying women and interacting with them, and I know how they are. In fact, sometimes I hate knowing it. Sometimes I wish I had taken the blue pill, and never went down the rabbit hole, because now there's really no going back. I didn't want to believe these things... but how could I ever get married now? How could I ever be the chump who pays for everything and blissfully goes through life not worrying about his woman because he trusts her? Look, would you leave your dog alone with a steak? You can't hate the dog for doing what's in its nature. You can't trust a dog, BUT you can trust a dog to BE a dog. Some men are disloyal... but I could *never* trust a woman to be loyal. Some men are bad presidents...but I could *never* vote for a woman to be president. I can rarely expect a woman to regard her own promises as more important and compelling to her than the emotions she feels in the moment. She will rationalize it to herself later.

Here's an interesting fact. Did you know that the median 22 year old woman has TWICE as much sex as the median 22 year old man? You might ask, how is that possible? If a woman's having sex, doesn't that mean a man is having sex at the same time? And thus, shouldn't men be having just as much sex as women? NO...because most men hardly get laid, or if they do, it's because they "got lucky." But a small group of men get laid ALL THE TIME, and **** LOTS AND LOTS of women! It's evolution at work. Women follow their emotions, and that leads them to sleep with men like me (who know how to control female emotions.) Women want the top man...so the top man ****s lots of women. That's right - the sexual revolution, feminism, etc has resulted in a return to harems. Women, at the mercy of their own emotions, are volunteering for the modern-day equivalent of harems. Lucky for me!! Heh.

You might say, "But...but...I'm so nice! I'm a nice guy!" Guess what? That's like a fat chick saying, "But I'm so smart!" As if those things have anything in the world to do with sexual attraction!

I'm going to give some tips here for the poor sucker guys who are posting online trying to get laid and who are spending hundreds / thousands of dollars on all those *****s out there without getting any play. (You *****es know exactly what you're doing, and I'm on to your game!)

* Don't be sexually judgemental in any way. A woman's worst fear is to be perceived as a slut. She will suck your toes and take it in the ass if she thinks you don't view her poorly for it (and she knows her friends won't find out.)

Noted....

ubunja:
Thug Love.

A woman is most valuable to Mother-Nature between the ages of 15 and 25, plus or minus.

How do we know this?

Because It is between these years that Mother-Nature gives a woman the best of everything: a woman is at her freshest, prettiest, healthiest and most fertile during these ten years. Before these ten years she's still growing and after these ten years she's starting to age. But inside these ten years themselves a woman is gifted beyond imagination.

She's fresh milk: pure and delicious, nice and full of life. Good for your health. A pleasant, sunny creature to have around. Get her now and you get her at her very best, and ironically, at her very cheapest:

For women get more expensive as they lose freshness, beauty and fertility. A 19 yr old girl's List of Qualities she wants in a man will have 3 or 4 items, but a 39 yr old hag's List of Qualities she wants in a man will have 340 items!! It's a list that goes on and on and on. Thus the longer a woman stays without getting married the harder it is for her to get married because the bigger are her expectations from men yet the less she has those things that men want in a woman.

But the nubile females have everything men want and as a bonus, they possess that innocent naivete that men find so thrilling to take advantage of which, as a woman gets older, is replaced by a cynical bitterness that considers everything with suspicion.

So it is the sweet physicalities that come with endearing naivety which pulls every man to the young woman with the express desire to procreate with her. From this multitude of suitors the young woman must select the best of the best. And she needs to make it snappy. For time is of the essence. The gifts Mother-Nature gave her are powerful gifts but of a temporary nature because they exist to draw men to a temporary structure within her: the Womb.

Soon enough the woman's 30s will come and the amazing gifts will start to evaporate one by one. Her body, looks and health will deteriorate as her fertility deteriorates and by the time her womb expires, the woman will be a washed out, wretched, used up, faded and wilted shadow of her former self who can't even recognise herself in the mirror, with a make-up kit resembling a small store.

Okay, that's the woman. How about a man. When is a man most valuable to Mother-Nature?

Its simple to work out: It's when women between 15 and 25 want him, that's when. In other words; Because women are beloved by Mother-Nature between 15 and 25, the type of a man women between that age range pursue is the type of man Mother-Nature equally judges as the most valuable.

And what type of a man is that?

This man here:

It is a common belief that every woman has a BAD BOY PHASE. A time in her life, when she pursues the Scum of Society. Usually when she's younger, fresher, hotter and most fertile, leaving the law-abiding gentlemen of good moral standing out in the cold.

The Bad Boy Phase is the period that a woman experiences between 15 and 25. A time when a woman thinks with her pussy and her pussy controls her. When, under the control of some unseen demonic force, a female makes the most terrible of choices with regards to men. Don't we always say this? That when women are younger they have the Worst Choice In Men?

That's the womb pointing the woman to the men whose seed it craves. The men it judges worthy of that pussy. It's Mother-Nature placing a woman's gifts of youthfulness, freshness, hotness and fertility in the hands of the men deemed most valuable.

The Bad Boy Thug, the scum of Society that he is, reviled, vilified, detested, hated and untrusted, is the man Mother-Nature entrusts with her most valuable treasure - the Virgin. The well-educated, respectable gentlemen will have the woman when the Thug is done.

Cold and crazy as this sounds, you know it's true and you've seen it yourself: It's always the Player that deflowers virgins and it's always the Good Men that marry the Left-Overs.

Also, We all fight for what we value.

While men fight and kill each other over women practically everyday; women themselves, especially young women, only fight over one very specific type of man: the Player. You'll not see women fight over a Good Man, a Gentleman or a virgin man or even a rich man. No. It's always the Player, usually jobless or the Thug, usually fresh from jail. That's who women fight over, the scum of society. That's who women value.

Mother-Nature values the Bad Boy Thug. And she has placed it in the hearts of young fresh women to also value the Bad Boy Thug. And to be ready to fight for him. And even to die for him, if need be : https://truecrimedaily.com/2016/11/07/troubled-romance-with-bad-boys-leads-to-teens-abduction-murder/ ,

Now, because the overwhelming majority of young fresh nubile 15-25 yr olds, the ones highly-prized by Mother-Nature, deals with thugs, scoundrels and good-for-nothing jerks it also follows that thugs, scoundrels and good-for-nothing jerks are the men Mother-Nature regards as most valuable. They are the men Mother-Nature gives access to the Fresh Milk that is the young nubile woman. The good gentleman will have the Sour Milk a decade after.

THUG LOVE BABY.
Between a Hustler and a Working Man, women will choose a hustler. Hustlers don't do the 9-5 and neither do they wait for the monthend to touch that paper. They get money constantly.

That's the pull factor: Availability and Liquidity - A man who doesn't spend the whole day at work but always has cash. It's impossible to overestimate the appeal such a man has on women.
In a way the hustler is a self-employed businessman. An entrepreneur. Nevermind the fact that he's breaking the Law hustling whatever product or service he's hustling. It only adds to his appeal.

Cash any time makes women giddy with joy because women, by nature, are creatures of Instant Gratification. Patience is a virtue they do not possess. You don't make a woman wait. If a woman wants something she wants it NOW. Not at the monthend when you shall get paid. And if a woman wants that "thing", she wants it NOW. Not at 5pm when you shall knock off work.

Women will only settle for the working class men when attaching themselves to hustlers has failed to yield any dividends.

THUG LIFE.
What is the sweetest most beautiful period of marriage? The Honeymoon. That brief holiday after the wedding where a man and his new wife spend their days doing nothing but fvcking, eating and sleeping. Away from the disruptions of business, school and everyday duties. Away from the duties imposed by Civilization. Now, life with a thug is exactly like that for a woman: Fvcking, eating and sleeping. No 9-5 job to put a pause on dick or to sap the man's energy. The thug is always fresh for sex. Anytime is tea time. It's a perpetual honeymoon.

A married woman, although happy her man has a job, soon grows to resent the toll the job is taking on her man's vital energy. A woman who marries a construction builder, although fully aware how exerting his job is, will still be upset when, come sexy time, the man says he's tired. The two sentences a wife abhors will always be: "We can't do that now, I have to go to work" and "Baby I can't, I'm tired".

And so, although mindful and fully appreciative of the good her man is doing for her, the married woman will find that the jobless bum that always whistles at her when she goes to the shops is becoming more and more attractive in her eyes. He has time and he may even have energy for her.

This is how a married woman finds herself cheating with a jobless bum living in a dirty room on the sleazy side of town. The Jobless One is FOCUSED. His mind isn't pulling in a dozen directions trying to deal with work, career, finances, family, church etc. The mind of a thug is free and unburdened. It is able to focus on one thing and be laser intense in its focus. That intensity is unrivaled. It's unlike anything a woman's weary, anxious, preoccupied husband can give.

And so the wife starts having sex with the jobless man. And to make sure the jobless bum stays that way, carefree and stressfree, (and therefore able to deliver his level best everytime), the woman starts financially supporting him. She becomes to the jobless bum what her husband is to her: a Provider. And the jobless bum becomes to her what she is to her husband, the Dependent. She won't connect the jobless bum with a proper job, even if well able to. Because he's already got a job now. The affair is his job. His place of employment is the place between her legs.

And the wife has zero qualms about taking the husband's money and giving it to the jobless bum. Isn't it the husband's fault that she, a respectable beautiful woman, is lying on a dirty mattress in a dirty house with a dirty man whispering dirty words that thrill her and make her pussy gush like a fountain? Isn't it her husband's untiring efforts to improve her life that leave him too little time and too little energy to tend to his wife's needs, forcing her to sink this low to scratch that itch so deep inside her? It is his fault so it is his finances that will solve the problem. The money he's chasing ceaselessly will fix the problems his ceaseless chasing of money creates!

That's the female mind at its processing best. Also called the Hamster.

No man has been born who can wrap his head around such fvckery!

But if somehow you're one of the lucky men to whom this makes sense, congratulations, you're well on your way to cracking the Code of Women and understanding the self-serving nature of women that, in EVERYTHING, seeks its own good and will forever pass on the blame and play Victim.

# TheRedPill
# MGTOW

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Noted....

CanineOfJackal:
Girls forget about Beard, Six pack and sexy body..
Your kids deserve a Dad who can solve Quadratic Equation, Polynomial and Trigonometry

Undisputed Fact...

Muksy:
Top 10 Countries Where Government Beg Citizens to Have More S*x
Posted by Odinaka on Tue 07th Mar, 2017 - tori.ng

This might sound ridiculous, but do you know that there are countries where citizens are being begged by the government to have more s*x? Have a look at the s*x-starved nations.


Minister for S*x Appointed in Spain, Edelmira Barreira


There are few things more important than fertility in determining a nation's future viability.

Demographers suggest that a country needs a fertility rate of just over two children per woman to hit "replacement fertility" — the rate at which new births fill the spaces left behind by deaths.

But because of certain cultural and economic forces, only about half of the world's 224 countries currently hit replacement fertility.

For those that don't, encouraging people to have sex can involve strategies that range from highly explicit to downright bizarre.


1. Denmark

If you aren't going to have a kid for your own family, Danes are told, at least do it for Denmark.

No, literally, do it for Denmark.

The small Nordic country has such a low fertility rate — about 1.73 children per woman — that Spies Rejser, a Danish travel company, has come up with ingenious incentives to persuade women to get pregnant.

First, it offered to provide three years' worth of baby supplies to couples who conceived on a vacation booked through the company.

Now it has come up with a sexy campaign video titled "Do it for Mom," which guilt trips couples into having kids to give their precious mothers a grandchild.


2. Russia

Vladimir Putin once brought Boyz II Men to Moscow to rile men up right before Valentine's Day.

Can anyone blame him? As Tech Insider recently reported, the country is experiencing a perfect demographic storm. Men are dying young. HIV/AIDS and alcoholism are crippling the country. And women aren't having babies.

The problem got so bad that in 2007 Russia declared September 12 the official Day of Conception.

On the Day of Conception, people get the day off to focus on having kids. Women who give birth exactly nine months later, on June 12, win a refrigerator.


3. Japan

Japan's fertility rate has been below replacement since 1975.

To offset that decades-long trend, in 2010 a group of students from the University of Tsukuba introduced Yotaro, a robot baby that gives couples a preview of parenthood.

If men and women begin thinking of themselves as potential fathers and mothers, the students theorized, they'll feel emotionally ready to take a stab at the real thing.


4. Romania

The 1960s in Romania were a perilous time for couples.

Population growth flatlined, prompting the government to impose a 20% income tax for childless couples and to implement provisions that made divorce nearly impossible.

The idea was: If you weren't contributing to the communist state by creating future laborers, you had to contribute with dollars instead.

The 1980s weren't much better, however — women faced forced gynecological exams that were performed by "demographic command units" to ensure pregnancies went to term. When Romanian leadership changed in 1989, the brutal policy finally came crashing down. But at 1.31 children per woman, the fertility rate is still well below replacement.


5. Singapore

Singapore has the lowest fertility rate in the world, at just 0.81 children per woman.

On August 9, 2012, the Singaporean government held National Night, an event sponsored by the breath-mint company Mentos, to encourage couples to "let their patriotism explode."

The country has also placed a limit on the number of small one-bedroom apartments available for rent to encourage people to live together and, presumably, procreate.

Each year the government spends roughly $1.6 billion on programs to get people to have more sex.


6. South Korea

On the third Wednesday of every month, South Korean offices shut their lights off at 7 p.m. It's known as Family Day.

With a fertility rate of just 1.25 children per woman, the country takes any steps it can to promote family life — even offering cash incentives to people who have more than one child.


7. India

India as a whole has no problem with fertility — the country's ratio of 2.48 children per woman is well above replacement.

But the number of people in India's Parsis community is dwindling — it shrank from roughly 114,000 people in 1941 to just 61,000 in 2001, according to the 2001 census.

That problem led to a series of provocative ads in 2014, including one that read "Be responsible — don't use a condom tonight." Another, geared toward men who lived at home, asked, "Isn't it time you broke up with your Mum?"

The ads seem to be working: By the latest measure, the population has inched back to 69,000.


8. Italy

With a fertility rate of 1.43 — well below the European average of 1.58 — Italy has taken a controversial approach to encourage citizens to have more kids.

As Bloomberg reports, the country has been running a series of ads reminding Italians that time might be running out and that kids don't just come from nowhere.

"Beauty knows no age, fertility does," one ad said. "Get going! Don't wait for the stork," another said.

Couples haven't responded positively to the guilt trip. Francesco Daveri, a professor of economics at Università Cattolica del Sacro Cuore, has called the ads a failure.


9. Hong Kong

With a fertility rate of just 1.18 children per woman, Hong Kong faces the same challenge as many industrialized countries: Without enough young people to replace aging citizens, populations are dwindling and economic growth is slowing.

In 2013, the country proposed giving cash handouts to couples to encourage them to have kids.

The idea took its cue from Singapore, where parents receive a "baby bonus" of about $4,400 for their first two children and $5,900 for their third and fourth.

But in Hong Kong, the plan never came to life.


10. Spain

Fertility rates in Spain are creeping downward while unemployment is rising: About half of all young people don't have a job. It's the second-highest rate in Europe, behind Greece.

To combat the worrying trends, the Spanish government hired a special commissioner, Edelmira Barreira, in January 2017. Her first tasks are finding the myriad causes of the trend and devising macro strategies to reverse it .

"We have a lot of work ahead of us," Barreira told the Spanish newspaper Faro De Vigo

Source: Business Insider

Noted....

Lawlahdey:
I decided to write this article as a result of the argument that erupted from my comment on the Tonto dike's failed marriage brouhaha thread.

Before I actually write on the topic gangan, Allow me to quickly share a real life story with you.

There is a grandpa. A rich grandpa, happily married to a beautiful woman with 7 very successful kids.
The wife of this grandpa is a very strict and prayerful woman who believes that being strict and prayerful helps you keep other women away from your husband. She has been successful and victorious so far. They have never had a cheating scandal in 50 years of their marriage(or,so she thinks).

Recently, the grandpa called his first son(prolly because he knows he is close to his grave) and narrated the story of how he got another woman pregnant and the woman gave birth to the child with an oath that she won't ever bring the child to disrupt his marital home.He has actually been feeding and financing thd child without the knowledge of any member of his family. He said he told his son so that they could know that they have a sibling out there somewhere and bring him home after his death. He also asked the son to promise not to tell his mother or any of his siblings the secret.
So, Faithful Grandpa with a perfect marriage(In people's mind)actually has a son ouside marriage and his wife of over 50 years of marriage doesn't know. She thinks that she was successful in her quest for a hundred percent faithful man. She is the type that throws jab at other women with problems in their marriages and tell them to come to her and ask her how she did it, how her prayers, strictness and everything weren't in vain afterall.
She still hasn't found out, right. I wonder what her reaction will be the day she finally finds out that her 'faithful' husband has not been faithful afterall.

Now to the koko oro..

It pains me when i see my fellow women bragging about how they cannot stay with a man that is not contented with staying faithful to only them for the rest of his life. They say they will leave the man, that there are plenty more men still out there in the world... "No time to check time".. LOL.

You think that every 'perfect' marriage that you see, that you envy, that you hope for has been able to stand gidigba without sacrifices??

You think that because Joke Silva and Olu Jacobs do not come out to wash their dirty linen in public, they haven't had their own shares of marriage trouble??
See, It takes a very very very patient and enduring woman to stay in any marriage.

You can't stay with a man that won't cheat at all?? Then, walk the fvck outta the relationship and don't ever go about saying "All men should be able to stay faithful to one woman for the rest of their life".

You think tonto dike didn't think churchhill would remain faithful to only her for the rest of his life because he loves her?

You think Tiwa Savage didn't think that Teebillz would remain faithful to her forever? What with all her money and the banging body and everything? Does edible catering have more money than Tiwa? Or a hotter body? What did edible catering have that tiwa doesn't?? Why wasn't tiwa able to keep Tee down, even with everything?

Even Beyonce suffered her own share of unfaithfulness from JayZ.. And you are here forming, "I can't stay with a man that isn't hundred percent faithful"?? , "I can't ever share my man"??

Fine. You can't. Then leave! Leave and go from one man to another in the quest for your model man.
If a man loves you, He will prolly cheat in the hope or fear that you don't find out but don' t ever believe there is a hundred percent faithful man, specially moulded for you somewhere.. Because you are miss perfect too ahbi?

I know some of you will come here to say that you are praying for the perfect men and God will answer it.
Well.. Reality check:90% of those with failed marriages also scouted and prayed for the perfect man. You ain't better than them.
STOP LYING TO YOURSELVES.

And for those of you men that will come here to say that they can't cheat on their woman, I don't even have anything to say to you. Just keep telling that to those who would believe.

Maybe some 10% of you(tryna be generous with the figure) can be faithful, but you all know nature, you can't stay faithful to one hole.

Explains why a man that has one curvy, beautiful babe at home will see another curvy babe on the streets and his dick will still rise.

PS: Ladies, don't hope for a totally faithful man, just pray for one that doesn't throw it in your face.

9ICE....

alwaysonnet:
Check out this app. Its a very good app, it helps to determine the best time to meet you spouse and conceive. It also tells when you ovulate. In fact just check out and know lots about your safe period.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.toyonnet.ovulationcalculator

Noted....

Jenny1010:
Guys are known to be open-minded and don't hesitate to give a simple, straight and direct answer to questions.. But, I still wonder why they go totally blank and sometimes furious when a girl ask them this one simple questions.


1. How much do you collect as salary every month?

Because It's A Stupid Question...

douglasdoum:
A middle-aged woman caught her best friend in a hotel in Benin.

Woman catches her best friend with her husband in Benin
It is said that the woman is married and has children with a businessman.

Men are always acting like dogs even when they have a beautiful wife and family.

WATCH VIDEO HERE

Too Bad...

Psoul:
Gender equality. What a man can do, a woman can do even better.
Oya e don set. May dem come do am better than their "equal" men folk.

Funny....

Sandrazima:
Here is the link to the test. It's free and your result is revealed immediately you are done.

https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/LSRP.php

Below is my result.

I'm Coming....

Sandrazima:
Who else loves to be choked during sex? I enjoy when my boyfriend wraps his hands around my neck as he penetrates me. The tighter his grip the more pleasure I experience. Sometimes I even pass out and he continues fucking my body and using it as he pleases. Sometimes I tell him to fondlee, kiss and penetrate me when I'm asleep. I enjoy the idea of him using me when I'm unconscious.

I also love when he hits me, slaps me and manhandles me. Who else is like me? I did some research online and realised its a common fetish among women. It's called masochism.

Please this is strictly for ladies.

Those Are The Things I Know How To Do Best...

Offpoint1:
I'm not going to comment on the said guy level of stupidity, I'll save that for another day. This is the line that caught my attention This fellow did not ask for her phone number. But despite this, she gave it to him without thinking twice.

Guys observe the speed at which she gave out her number "WITHOUT THINKING TWICE" and there's a guy out there who might have been seeking her number for months if not years.

Then somebody comma be opening a thread fews days ago about ten things that attract women to men and MONEY was not in the top list. I'm still looking for his address till date.

I Agree With You....

Exempted:
Nothing to show that she is a medical doctor

Moreover, she might be possessed

Yeah,I Guess You Are Right....

Tonymegabush1:
The last pics, d lady on black leggings standing infront of gate. Hope she is aware that na my gate house she dey use pose b4 i arrest person

Funny You....

MICHEALADEX:
The person who wrote this article is simply testing the waters of political ocean just to understand the views of the people.
The fact is Obasanjo is a chameleon who does what favors his and protect his interest as a person.
He betrayed several yoruba officers while in the military sold them for his promotion including mko and 1993 election. His return home for him to be arrested was a strategy already put in place by those who already knew the election was gonna be annulled and finally crowned by the elimination of both mko and abacha.
Why couldn’t Obasanjo influence the north to accept atiku over buhari of Bola Tinubu.

The set of people who play games with obj in that era has been retired. I mean the typical godfather in obj, olushola saraki, former emir of Kano... that’s why Ganduje is working hard break the kano emirate.

Obj should just retire. Las las Tinubu will pair up with the Igbo and referendum will happen.
The Igbo should wise, Tinubu is an enemy to recon with with they must archive the Biafra after 2023 and the push must start now.

Appropriate Response To A Stupid & Bias Post.More Ink To Your Pen...

soberdrunk:
All the people clamouring for his release, can y'all now see that is isn't just a thief but a rapist......

Yeah....