davodyguy:

Sanwo Olu
Hamzat
HMO are all tools in the hands of BAT

This guy was never prepared as Fashola and Ambode were. He's just imposed on Lagosians in September, 2018 during APC primary in Lagos State. Did you hear his name prior to the Primary?

They were shopping for Ambode's replacement and Sanwo was available after being told what and what not to do. He agreed, then Baba James Odunmbaku was told to hold a conference and announce Sanwo Olu

Don't You Think It's Too Early To Judge This Guy?Whether He Prepared Or Not Let's Wait Till After 4Yrs.Then You Can Judge....

Olusholar24:


I pray you have a good heart for the dieing woman and children.

Your sense is paining you

Laughing Out Loud...

Hisduchess:


I ve met great and very nice friends here on Nairaland but I have one method. I do read their prior comments.stupidity irks me,so when I want to judge someone who sends me a pm on a faceless forum like this,I go through their very very old comments,especially on some very sensible topics.lolxx I sure do that.weird right because the truth remains that there is plenty immaturity here,so you need to devise a means if you ever want to meet great and matured friends here.

so talking about your question I ll advise that if you want an online friend especially here on Nairaland you ll have to take it easy,go through all these threads that encourages women to drop their spec,then reach out to someone you probably thinks she matches ur taste and probably send a pm.if she responds,both of you can take it from there,if it doesn't then just like an offline scenario you move on.finding a partner online is often more of a chance card which is oftentime kinda difficult but one can give a trial shaa.
anyway just remember that some women just like some men here are only looking for a meal ticket and not a partner .
so remember to ask ur online interest what she wants

Pure,Unadulterated Truth.May God Enrich You In Knowledge....

akinwunmi:
IB, if you can translate wht i said i will explain my explanation, ,YOU ARE ASKING FOR TOO MUCH GURL, ROME WAS NOT F>>>>KN BUILT IN A DAY, start from somewhere, nop guy will come after you if they dont have the kinda resume you are asking. Omo u better change your style n attitude or else you go full groung berekete, No guy wants to date a gurl thts afetr luxury a guy needs a babe thts OK in the sense that she is OK accepts you for who you are and not wht u r, i can give you the whole world but i dont think i will ever give you my HEART ;cos ur mouth is too big Gurl,

Good....

acidrop:
OMG, datz scary

Yeah.....

Charleys:
There is only one Saraki. And that is Bukola Saraki.

All other Sarakis are fake.

You shall know him come 2023

Really?

Blackbhoy:
We have different techniques in getting this pretty damsels, we have the:
LEVERAGE WEAPON
THE STOPWATCH METHOD
THE JONSE HUMOR SHOCK

We have three stages in meeting and making a girl yours we have the:
THE SIGHTNESS STAGE
THE BOND BANG STAGE
THE EXPLOSION STAGE or THE BREAK UP STAGE

The bang rule has broken this techniques down for you to understand and use it,remember the book shouldn't be you it should just complement that aspect of your life

Contact me to get a copy @07051045601 on WhatsApp only

Ok....

SweetyMarvel00:

It's a name in itself but in practice, it's not

Yeah....

greatiyk4u:


Are u for real?

I Wonder o...

JosEast:
Boldness

You Called This Super Story An Act Of Boldness?

OBJ,Well,The Story Is True Because I Have Read It Somewhere Before.....

FamousMonk:
A great book indeed.
But unfortunately,Nigerians will only agree to some.
But when you mention religion as a tool used by the colonialist to subdue our progress,they'd start yapping gibberish about you not understanding the things of the spirit.
I strongly believe religion is on the agogee of the reasons we are still backward..

I Agree With You Bro....

Ok....

Sammy774:
Just imagine this chat

Funny...

Mozibee007:
This is absolutely correct

Yeah...

Martinez39:
.... continued.

When setting your standards, you must be direct, clear, and ever ready to enforce these standards. If she doesn't want to obey and respect these standards after a stern warning, she must go through the exit door with immediate effect. Leave emotions out of it. When you can't set standards, the woman will set her own standards and when a woman is setting the standards, just know that you are going to suffer. A woman's standard benefits her alone and puts her on the throne of dominion in the relationship.

The reason why a woman misbehaves in a relationship and becomes something else after marriage is because men can't set standards and they make these women feel untouchable. When a woman errs in keeping the standards or tries to play some cunning game, the man is too weak to look her in the eyes and clearly give a stern and solemn correction and warning to set her straight according to the standards of the relationship. Also note that to set these standards and enforce them, you must not relax or be weak because these ladies love testing you for weaknesses to see where you would compromise for their sake. Please, be up and doing at all times. If she has insisted that she cannot and will not behave, send her away from your life for good.

How can you call yourself a strong man yet your girlfriend, after marriage, starts holding you hostage to your desires and negotiating sex with you. This is a woman that you are providing for. Don't you know that you can set standards when it comes to sex in your relationship? Why make a woman feel untouchable just because she has married you? Does she think you can't show her the exit door because she has you in marriage? You, by setting standards, must strip her off that mindset of invincibility and show her that she is not the best thing to happen since slice. You must show her that if she is not serious, the exit door awaits her and you would kick her out with immediate effect.

When a wife/girlfriend is trying to dominate and call the shots; trying to weaponise sex; and massage her ego even at your expense, it costs you nothing to clearly and seriously tell her "I know you are trying to control and dominate me and weaponise sex. You had better behave or walk through the exit door. I don't have time for your nonsense." ?

How can a girlfriend or wife insult you to your face and you are yet to show them the exit door? How can your girlfriend or wife talk to you in a bad or unacceptable way and you are yet to show them? Where is your backbone and standards? Some have lazy wives who sit at home all day, can't do the chores, use feminism as an excuse for laziness and they can't set her straight.

To round off, I am not saying that you should kick your girlfriend out over every little thing but have certain standards that must not be broken. As a lady, if you don't like a man's standards and you are looking to dominate instead of committing, there are beta boys ever ready to please you at any cost. No one forcing you and you are not the best thing to happen since slice bread. Boys, set your standards and get that backbone to set things straight and handle your own issues. Stop coming to nairaland to ask for help over every little thing. Grow up and get your brain working to handle your own issues.


The end.

Nice Write Up More Ink To Your Pen......

tooth4tooth:
The dude is on point. Some things are too personal to share for health reasons .

I could see some people bashing him for saying " I collect six years for your hand" ,ignoring what led to the statement. They are so dumb to believe the lady had the right to say "fvck off" ,to a gentleman trying to express his displeasure over what he doesn't want. No lady using such foul word deserves a man.

The way people are holding brief for the lady automatically explains how the level of decadent in our society has gone so bad that people want their wrong sense of judgement to supersede the ideal. Pathetic

I Agree With You....

Saheed9:
Own goal is a goal

Yes Now...

Kingdollar28:



Sorry dear but your brain is missing

Funny You....

pocohantas:
Following the thread on unrecovered funds from a deceased's bank account
https://www.nairaland.com/5314151/how-banks-bankers-getting-richer

I noticed the reoccurring misconception of the next of kin. I will like to address some of these misconceptions and how to recover such funds (to the best of my knowledge).

THIS IS FOR PERSONS WHO DIED INTESTATE (WITHOUT LEAVING BEHIND A VALID WILL)


1: Who is a next of kin (NOK)?
The NOK is the closest living (mostly) blood relative to an individual. For some people, it could be their spouse, parent, siblings, children…even friends.

2: What is the NOK entitled to?
NOK is just a contact person, he/she is NOT AUTOMATICALLY ENTITLED TO THE DECEASED’S ESTATE. Emphasis on automatically because there are situations where the NOK would eventually double as the BENEFICIARY.

3: Who is a BENEFICIARY?
A beneficiary is someone who receives all or part of the deceased's estate.

4: What then is the NOK for?
You might be wondering, since the person won’t be given your funds without paperworks, why fill that space in your Account opening forms? Well, the NOK is that person to be contacted in event of emergencies or whenever the need arises. It shouldn't be a minor.


PROCEDURES TO RECOVER FUNDS FROM A DECEASED'S BANK ACCOUNT;

A:—The survivor(s) to the deceased should head to the Probate Registry in a High Court to apply for an administration of deceased estate/properties. This application must be accompanied by a DEATH CERTIFICATE and can be done IN PERSON OR THROUGH A LEGAL PRACTITIONER.

The process to get the LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION is very much the same across states, though there might be slight differences. Application must contain the following;

-Full names of deceased.
-Date of death of deceased.
-Last residence before death.
-Name of proposed administrators

You will be guided on every other form to fill or required documents and identification.

Persons that can apply for the letter of administration are generally called NOKs and are classified in this heirarchy;

– Surviving spouse(s) of the deceased
– Children of the deceased
– Parents of the deceased
– Brothers or sisters of the deceased of full blood or the children of such sibling.
– Brother or sister of the deceased of half-blood or the children of such sibling.
– Grandparents of the deceased
– Uncles and aunts of full blood or their children

B:—The Probate Registry would give you a letter of confirmation to be taken to banks, financial houses as well as stockbrokers the deceased shared business relationships with. This will enable them disclose the deceased's financial standing as of that date.

C:— Return the confirmation to the Probate Registry. They will add up the deceased’s balances and apply their charges. You will be required to make payments. After payments, the paperwork for you to be administrator would be concluded.

D:—Upon issuance of the Letter of Administration, it should be taken to all the (SUSPECTED) banks where the deceased had accounts for claims. The beneficiary can then decide to open an estate account to move the funds or take it cash. When he/she opts for the latter, the bank would issue a bank draft.


NOTE:
>>2 guarantors (preferably with landed properties) would be required to fill some documents, to support their application to the probate registry, before the letter of administration can be issued.

>>The process could take some time because publication would be made in the gazette or newspaper. This is to give any interested person the opportunity to object and file a caveat to the grant of letter of administration to the applicant.

>>Objection may be raised within specified period for filing a caveat. In the absence of any, the letters of administration would be granted.

>>There are various fees to be paid before its application is evaluated and approved.
However, once approved by the Probate Registry, an estate fee of 5-10% (depending on the state) of the estate's value is paid to the State Government where the Letter of Administration is made and approved.


>>Is there a statute of limitation on filing for the estate of a dead relative? If there is, how long is it?

No, there isn’t. Whenever the relatives are up to it, they would be given the funds upon presentation of necessary documents.

>>What happens when the relatives do not know all the deceased’s bank accounts?

In this era of BVN, the relatives can state this request at the Court. They would help with an order mandating the bank to make known all accounts linked to the deceased.

Noted....

Darammliveth:
How on earth can you agree to a no sex relationship with a girl who is not a virgin anymore? Well the whole story looks fake to me because a sane man cannot tolerate such. Man pikin don suffer for punna hand o

Funny You....

Michellekabod2:
I am proudly a feminist,yes! The only threat some daft dudes(especially Nairaland guys) use against us is that we will not get married....
First,that is a wrong notion. Second,assuming that is true and girls decide not to marry for the sake of feminism, they will still sham us like it's compulsory to be married. Guys have a way of determining what is good for themselves and taking charge of their lives and at the same time they don't want ladies to determine what is good for themselves and to take charge of their lives; they want to control their lives and ladies lives.They set up a tribunal to decide what is acceptable for a lady.
You see guys getting offended when ladies specifically state they will not settle for a guy who isn't rich. But they themselves will proudly say they will not marry non virgins.
Humans are entitled to what they want.
A guy can give his list of requirements from a lady before marriage: beautiful,tall,fair, virgin,industrious, excellent cook, respectful et al. But when a girl gives her list: handsome,rich,tall et Al ,you hear people saying "ah! You will remain single then!".

Ok, enough blaming of a guy..ladies aren't clean as well...
Ladies feel they can eat their cake and have it,they cherrypick alot....
When feminism suits them they cling to it,and when it's against their favor they cry foul. That is why you find many wannabe feminist crying "we are ladies na" when it comes to financial contributions!.


Let me show you what feminism is:

1) The word "fat" should not be used on only ladies, the "watch it on, you are adding weight o" should not be used on only ladies.
2) Except your date offers to foot the bills, you should split the bills on outings,movies and dinners. He pays for his,you pay for yours!
3) if a lady slaps a man in public, he has all right to slap back without anyone saying "you aren't supposed to hit a woman no matter what".... Isn't it equality you want?
4) it's not her duty to clean your house or cook for you when she visits, except she doesn't it voluntarily.
5) it's not your duty to send her money except voluntarily.
6) the "sleeping around" tags should not be used for females only. Any guy who fuucks ladies is a h0e as well...
7) if your lady ever hits you, you are in an abusive relationship, flee! You are been abused!
if a lady ever gropes your manhood or nipples without your consent,you are sexually abused! Take the case up for molestation! You shouldn't be grateful for been exploited sexually....act the way she will act if the reverse were the case.
9)what she wants to drink ain't your business, except off course you are paying for it. If she wants to drink alcohol,you have no right to sham or tag her...
10) what she does with her body ain't your business! If she has sex, don't tag her cheap because you also don't have respect for your body for giving it out to a lady.
11) hygiene is for both genders, i get irritated when I hear people say "she is a lady, why isn't she neat?"
12) when a public vehicle breaks down,both abled males and females should push the vehicle!
13) They say no one can stand a disrespectful lady, but i say no one can stand a disrespectful Human
14) All levys or dues or financial contributions should be equal! Men shouldn't pay more...
15) The tag "broke" shouldn't be used only on guys....they should be "broke girls" as well... Any individual who is financially down is broke!
Cc:iamplato, CAPSLOCKED, Martinez39,fuministicqueen,amatarasha,sweetbuns, poccohantas, MJBOLT,amakavula,ilamina,raptex,ubunja,sinaj,cosmicphoenix

OK....

AutoJoshNIG:


If you drive in Lagos or some other metropolis, there is this particular roads markings and signs that you must have come across.

The road marking is a yellow box filled with a yellow grid of criss-cross lines painted on the road. In Lagos, many motorists are unfamiliar with what the marking is all about.

Well, this road marking is called Box Junction.

So what really is a Box Junction?

A Box Junction is a traffic control measure designed to prevent gridlock at junctions. They are usually found at junctions, such as crossroads, T-junctions or occasionally at roundabouts, to keep traffic flowing.

They are usually controlled by traffic lights, but not always.





It is an offense to enter the yellow box unless your exit is clear and there is enough space on the other side of the junction for your car to clear the box completely without stopping. Therefore, you MUST NOT enter the box until your exit road or lane is clear.

What if you are turning right at a Box Junction?

Yes. If you want to turn right, you are allowed to enter the box and wait if you are prevented from doing so by oncoming traffic, or other vehicles on the box waiting to turn right. However, this can only happen provided your exit road is clear.

But be careful when queuing inside the box because you might not have time to clear the junction before the traffic lights change. Ensure to check that the exit is clear. If you automatically follow the vehicle in front of you, it may stop and prevent you from completely crossing the junction.

Do not ignore the rules of Box Junctions just because a traffic light is green.

Also, do not let other drivers pressure you into entering the box when a clear exit is not available.

There are usually road signs indicating that you are approaching a Box Junction that reads “Offside Rule, Do Not Enter”.







Source:

https://autojosh.com/box-junction-what-is-the-meaning-of-this-road-marking-photos/

Noted....

jerryloversn:
Vidio Of 30-Year-Old Housewife Caught Naked Having Sex In her friend’s Toilet With 20-Year-Old Boy (Video)

A 30-year old housewife, Mrs. Happiness, has been caught and her nude Video taken, after she allegedly sexually molested a 20-year old boy in her friend’s Toilet in Lagos

Watch And Download Their video Of Here

Wonder......

Sorry Davido....

R I P Ken.....

9ICE...

Sunnyshinylight:
HOW A WOMAN EXPIRES

Age 15: Girl, who do you like to marry?
Ans: President, Pilot, Minister

Age 20: Girl, who do you like to marry?
Ans: Bank Manager, Lawyer, Doctor

Age 30: Girl, who do you like to marry?
Ans: Business man

Age 35: Girl, who do you like to marry?
Ans: Man that will take care of me.

Age 40: Girl, who do you like to marry?
Ans: Any man that come even if he don't have anything.

At this point, she has expired. All her dreams has failed.

Ladies! please, good marriage comes once. When you have the opportunity, act fast. Stop this idea of checking what a man has in his account or how many houses he has & riches before you marry.

Assess a man by what he can do & then you can see his future bright. Some men maybe poor now but in 5 years time they are millionaires. Pls, share, let the ladies hear and see it.

Good Write Up....