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LaconicINC:
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LaconicINC:
come, am taking all

stuffsabouttara:
satire - go get the meaning.

stuffsabouttara:
A couple of weeks back, Babe (my boyfriend) confessed to me that he invested in Twinkers. I was really shocked and felt betrayed in the least. He was only telling him because the return profit was a bit delayed and his conscience had started eating him up. Last year I stopped him from putting over a 100k into mmm, if he had, he'd have been crying this year. We both personally agreed not to go into any of the money schemes and here he was, doing it secretly behind my back, in a relationship where we've never lied to each other or kept secrets before. Nonetheless, I gave him my support since it was what he really wanted, but then just this morning, he told me the real amount he put in Twinkers (his third time) was 50k not 10k. I really don't get it? Do I blame Twinkers or the devil? Lmao. Why does he feel the need to keep the truth from me? It's not like I will eat him alive or something.

The second point, he actually told me my valentine requests are all on hold and under the probability of if his plans in Twinkers and loopers play out as he wants. All I asked for was 'restrictive bands' for working out at the gym. I tried to get them myself but they were more than I could afford.

Which brings me to the third point - he's now always broke. All his cash is either in Twinkers or loopers. He has a target amount he wants to get to, but let's face it, what are the odds he'd be able to resist the temptation of going beyond after he achieves that amount?

Number 4: check this out - he came home extremely tired and went straight to bed, I was making use of his phone WiFi so his phone was with me. Anytime it rang and I told him who was calling, he'd shout and grumble and tell me to receive sense not to disturb his sleep, but immediately I say it's an unknown number, atp energy will come from nowhere and he'll jump out of the bed repeating "Twinkers wan pay". Babe originally doesn't like unknown numbers calling him, but since Twinkers, unknown callers are now his favorite people in the world.

Point five : MB desperation. He's always reminding me not to exhaust his mb because he'll need it to stay updated on Twinkers. He won't even help me download my series updates or tutorial videos. If it's not Twinkers or loopers related, then it's not worth wasting his mb on it.

On to my sixth point, it's even affecting me too. Since the Twinkers stuff means so much to him, I try my best to remain positive and supportive. In a bid to be supportive, I found myself suggesting he starts his own so he'll make a lot of money and then crash the sight. It's one of the most stupid things I've ever said, but it's shocking how desperate it makes us. It's really funny too.

Seventh: Babe is always glued to Twinkers and loopers page. He's no longer active on fb or instagram. Before his morning ritual included checking my blog and reading my latest posts, then giving me his opinions and feedback on them, now he no longer does any of those. It is well jare.

Eight: Sleepless nights. He followed me to awoko just so he could get motivation to stay up all night and stay glued to Twinkers and loopers page. He took nescafe for this! Oh my god, I can't stop laughing.

Number nine: My oga that said the only time he'll go to church is for his wedding has started going to church. I told him I wasn't going this past Sunday and suddenly I became the anti Christ. I've never seen or heard this guy talk about the Bible before, since the whole of this week, he's been preaching to me. In fact, not only me, but all his neighbors included.

And last but not least, Babe is now also a prayer warrior. Usually he'd chastise me about praying, saying I am too insignificant to be disturbing God or demanding things from him. But one of the most shocking moments of my life was when I woke up in the middle of the night to the sound and sight of Babe on his knees, hands raised holding a bible, and declaring at the top of his voice for heaven to move mountains for him. Wonders shall never end.

Since the beginning of mmm and rise of other money schemes, Nigerians have continued to witness both peculiar and hilarious dramas in and about their daily lives, I don't know how this whole thing has affected your life or the lives of the people around you, loved ones and acquitances alike, but as for me, as long as these schemes remain popular, I have this feeling this is just the beginning. Today my boyfriend is showing mental instability symptoms, tomorrow only Jehovah knows.

BiafranBushBoy:
Based on request, I will be putting down this article here.

A cover letter is simply a letter that introduces you to a potential employer. It is defined as a one page document that is sent alongside with your resume when seeking or applying for a job. The basic function of a cover letter is to help you introduce yourself to the hiring manager, argue why you are a good fit for the job and explain things you can do inside your resume. There are lots of ways to write a cover letter, but there is just one way to write the one that lands you the job. In order to write a good cover letter for either a client or an employer, there are specific measures to observe. In this article, I will clearly show you how to write a cover letter that works.

Personalize Your Greeting: Like I explained in “http://topwritersden.com/how-to-write-a-good-sales-pitch-letter/“, nothing gives you an edge like making sure your letter is being addressed to a specific person. Most advertised jobs always come with names in their mail addresses. Most of them that don’t have a name, you can take a step further by going through the company website and getting some information from there. It shows the hiring manager, that you are going an extra mile to get a job you desire.
Personalizing your introduction shows a certain level of seriousness. For example “Dear Mr Zukerberg” instead of “Dear Sir”. In most cases where you can’t find any reasonable information or a top name in the organization, you are free to put in an anonymous name like “Dear Sir”.

Create a super introduction: Your introduction should answer the “Can I Know You” question. This first paragraph should answer the question, in relation to the job you are applying for. Simply write about what you wish to achieve with the letter, your qualifications if it is actually related to the job being applied for. If it isn’t related to the qualifications needed, do well to avoid inserting it into the cover letter.
E.g. “I have three years of cognitive experience in business development as a marketing executive in Facebook and Google+ firms. I believe I can be utilized as a marketing executive in Starbucks group of companies.”
In order to write a good cover letter, you should learn to keep your introduction short, simple and straight to the point. Writing your former job experience with respect to how it can help the company, will show the recruiter that you have the experience needed to do the job with ease.

Explain Your Abilities/Achievements: In the next paragraph, you are expected to list the abilities and skills that make you special. Be sure to list them all with respect to the skills that are in the job requirements. Just writing any ability you think you have might sound great to you, but sound off to the hiring manager. It is advisable to stick to the hiring manager’s skills requirements when listing out the skills you possess. In writing a good cover letter, it is also imperative to show some of the achievements you have made over the past few years or in life generally. If you are yet to achieve something, you can draw up a short life achievement that relates to the Job applied for.

“I have great coordination skills because over the past three years, I have been the social coordinator of my small group in church and together we have achieved a lot of things”. So for many skills you need to write about, always summarize it with examples. It helps to show that they aren’t just imaginary skills.

Create a call to action: Always tell the hiring manager your next move. Make him know you want the job, and it puts you in a great position for an invite.
“I will be pleased to have an interview, to enable me show you what I have to offer first-hand.” Then you thank them and end straight away.

Don’ts of a cover letter

Use a small font
Write anything outside job requirements
Submit without proofreading
Submit without a “call to action”

Do’s of a cover letter

1) Maintain a uniform alignment throughout
2) Describe how your previous experience will help in the current job and the company itself
3) List only your positive sides
4) Keep it short, simple and straight to the point.
5) Make sure your cover letter tallies with your resume.
6) Learn when to use “I” and “WE”
7) Be boastful as much as possible. But always back it up with evidence.

A good cover letter puts you in a position of advantage. Learning how to write a good cover letter either as a freelance writer or a job seeker is what you need. For more sample cover letter, do well to comment below and request for one. Thanks.

Source http://topwritersden.com/how-to-write-a-good-cover-letter/

nonsobaba:
This is stupidity of the highest order! Why didn't they just burn that satanic flag immediately they got hold of it? Is it because it had islamic inscriptions on it? How many biafran flags have they taken back to Aso Rock for circus shows? Buhari and Bigotry!

Captain6:
What? Do you know who i was? who i am? And who i will be?

Catalyst4real:
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yomi007k:
Show him off so dt u will rest dear.






....but u are right.

DrMaths:
Please, let's avoid comments that will split up anger.