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PoliticsRe: OIC Commends Buhari’s ‘generous Donation’ Of $1 Million To Afghanistan by CatANDratTHEORY: 11:32am On Mar 04, 2022
The country is bleeding, people are dying of hunger, some are being killed by gunmen, unknown gunmen, bandits but the old man is busy donating money to Afghanistan.

Buhari’s charity begins outside not home.
CelebritiesRe: “prince Has Arrived”- Davido Welcomes Heir Apparent, Ifeanyi To London In Style by CatANDratTHEORY: 11:28am On Mar 04, 2022
Cute family.

Papa Ifeanyi, Mama Ifeanyi, and Ifeanyi himself are cute.

God bless them.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Slapped By Someone You Went To Woo? Share Your Experiences by CatANDratTHEORY: 11:25am On Mar 04, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


[s]For crying out loud what will even make a girl to land a guy slap for wooing her. Listen to him or ignore him, slapping him, you're inviting a very big trouble to yourself.

A girl once did that to my elder brother, even me I was pitying the girl, because I Know how aggressive my brother is. I just knew that her own is finished. Of all things to do, you went ahead to slap my brother ah aunty sorry o. The beating she received from my brother hand that day, even me I wasn't pleased with my brother.

A lot of people started blaming my brother for going to that length of giving her bruises , forgetting that it was the girl that started the trouble first.

Before you land a guy a slap, make sure you have the power to withstand whatever will happen. If you're expecting the crowd to come to your defend because you're a woman, then you're a coward.[/s]
Your brother has anger issues and should work on it.
Handling family issues will be very difficult for him if he doesn't work on his temperament.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Slapped By Someone You Went To Woo? Share Your Experiences by CatANDratTHEORY:
Happened to me in my teen years. Sometime in 2006, I followed my cousins to their church and there I saw this damsel, I tried rather vainly to woo her.

I kept following her up but it wasn't easy, I used everything at my disposal to woo her but to no avail. I even got a resounding slap on one of those occasions. Even when I was made a functionary in my school in 2009, she wouldn't still give in to my demands despite the fact that most girls were dying.


I had to let her be and moved on, I even forgot that she existed . Some years later (2011), my phone rang one early morning only for me to pick up and lo and behold she was the one. I couldn't even recognise her voice again cos it's been really long I heard from her.

She explained whom she was and believe me, I was genuinely happy to hear from her. She was like "you just forgot about me, you just stopped talking to me..."
I was like " I couldn't keep trying to woo you forever"

She explained that my cousins told her that I got an admission so she collected my number and called to congratulate me. I thanked her for her gesture...
We are still good friends now, in fact, apart from my fiancee she's got to be the best female friend I have.
She has matured a lot to be very calm, kind, attentive, and compassionate.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Slapped By Someone You Went To Woo? Share Your Experiences by CatANDratTHEORY: 11:04am On Mar 04, 2022
Udoskybest:
[b][/b]I went to toast a pretty girl in 2019 during an end of the year party. While talking, she stood there looking over my shoulder and landed me an end of the year slap.

Long story short, she sent me a written note containing her name, an apology and her contact. She stated that her dad was close and was watching her... We dated the next year and it was fun.

Let's hear yours
As the hot slap landed on you, shebi tears almost rolled down your cheeks?
Don't lie.

CrimeRe: Couple Burnt To Death As Fire Razes Home In Plateau (Photos) by CatANDratTHEORY: 11:02am On Mar 04, 2022
againhuh
TravelRe: Osummanu Fishing Estate In Anambra State (Pictures, Video) by CatANDratTHEORY: 11:01am On Mar 04, 2022
[[s]quote author= post=110732318]Our culture is our Heritage.

God bless Anambra State.

God bless Nigeria.[/quote][/s]
PoliticsRe: House Of Representatives Members Visit Romania To Evacuate Nigerians by CatANDratTHEORY: 10:52am On Mar 04, 2022
IgweOfNnewi:
Why do we still have large numbers of Nigerians in Ukraine, I thought Kanu nnamadi the president of online republic of biafra have instructed the king of Igbos in Germany to rescue the Igbos from Ukraine by using his diplomatic relationship and power, was it just an online boasting and chest beating, something is not right, buhari should go for questioning by IPOB ESN cannibals and miscreants
Between you and those that liked and shared your post I don't know who is more deluded.
HealthRe: How A S*x Toy Almost Killed Me — Army Officer (Photos, Video) by CatANDratTHEORY: 10:49am On Mar 04, 2022
Who takes ndị cucumber serious? undecided
CrimeRe: Lady Arrested For Killing 75-Year-Old Man In Anambra (Photo) by CatANDratTHEORY: 10:38am On Mar 04, 2022
[quote author= post=110739865]Cc: Lalasticlala Mynd44 And Seun[/quote]You never post anything you dey call moderators.

What is bad news? Bad news is simply undecided
CrimeRe: NSCDC Arrests Three Young Men With Human Bones In Taraba (Photo) by CatANDratTHEORY: 10:26am On Mar 04, 2022
These guys should not join the skull and bone mining business. They are known extremists and will take the practice to the extreme.
They will soon takeover the business.
CrimeRe: Ogun Union Officers Chase Motorcycle Rider To Death Over N600 by CatANDratTHEORY: 10:19am On Mar 04, 2022
Rapture might happen the day posts a good news. undecided undecided

Mr. dem carry bad news swear for u?
SportsRe: EPL: I’m Not Young Again – Ronaldo Set To Dump Man Utd For Second Time by CatANDratTHEORY(op): 1:13pm On Feb 12, 2022
Some folks expect Ronaldo to be performing at the level he was ten years ago.

Age is slowly catching up on him and Leo. They're now at the twilight of their careers and will take a bow in no distant time.

Ronaldo has done all, his position as an all time great is well secured and cemented.
SportsRe: EPL: I’m Not Young Again – Ronaldo Set To Dump Man Utd For Second Time by CatANDratTHEORY(op): 1:12pm On Feb 12, 2022
The Portugal captain has told friends he is feeling the pace of the football in England and his age may finally be catching up with him, although he would never admit it in public.

Ronaldo is even considering cutting short his United comeback and leaving in the summer if his own situation – and that of the team – does not change dramatically.

https://dailypost.ng/2022/02/12/epl-im-not-young-again-ronaldo-set-to-dump-man-utd-for-second-time/

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Honeric01
Semid4lyfe
SportsEPL: I’m Not Young Again – Ronaldo Set To Dump Man Utd For Second Time by CatANDratTHEORY(op): 1:11pm On Feb 12, 2022
Manchester United forward, Cristiano Ronaldo has told his friends he is “feeling his age” and could cut short his return to Old Trafford, the UK Sun reports.

The 37-year-old, who has not netted in his last five games, is on course to have his least productive season.

Although Ronaldo is United’s top scorer with eight Premier League goals, he only has half as many as Liverpool’s Mohamed Salah.

He has also come under fire for his lack of pressing and mobility.

As well as United looking to bring in a young striker, Ronaldo himself is having increasing doubts over his ability to keep on performing for United.

CelebritiesDJ Spinall Blasts Rema by CatANDratTHEORY(op): 1:23pm On Nov 28, 2021
Popular Disc Jockey, Dj Spinall has slammed Rema for calling out his colleague, DJ Neptune about the release of his old songs.
DAILY POST recalls that Rema had in a tweet called out DJ Neptune for releasing his old songs without his permission.

He asked Dj Neptune to delete the song or be ready for war, not minding enemies he makes after this.

DJ Spinall, who seemed displeased with his approach called out Rema for acting like a smart guy, stating that nobody in the industry is more important than anyone.

His tweets read, “It takes a lot to put this together! Insane project brother. I Listened again and again well done OG “DeJ Neptune) He could have called you but f*ck that kid. He smoked the wrong one!

“Nobody is more important than anyone! We all bring something to the table, we are all part of the global scheme of things. Before you come here to sound like a smart guy, you can make a phone call!
https://dailypost.ng/2021/11/28/nobody-is-more-important-than-anyone-dj-spinall-slams-rema/

PoliticsCross River North: Jarigbe, Odey Know Fate In Appeal Court Today by CatANDratTHEORY(op): 9:54am On Aug 14, 2021
Palpable tension has gripped the political circles of Senator Stephen Odey and his challenger, Agom Jarigbe over the Cross Rivers North Senatorial seat battle in which the Court of Appeal in Abuja will today, Saturday, give a final verdict.

The make or mar final judgment will be handed down by a 3-man panel of the Appellate court headed by Justice Abubakar Datti Yahaya.

Jarigbe currently in the House of Representatives is asking the Appeal Court to unseat the incumbent, Obey to enable him ascend to the upper chamber of the National Assembly

Odey on the other hand, is seeking a review of the judgment of the Court of Appeal, Calabar, which had declared his opponent winner of the December 5, 2020 bye-election for Cross River North Senatorial District.

A three-member panel of the Court of Appeal, Calabar led by Justice Chioma Nwosu-Iheme, had on July 30, 2021, ordered the sack of Odey in a judgment on an appeal by Chief Joe Agi, SAN and the All Progressives Congress (APC).

The panel while delivering judgments in a consolidated appeal challenging the decision of the National and State House of Assembly Election Petition Tribunal delivered on June 18, 2021, ordered the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) to issue Mr Agom Jarigbe certificate of return which the court held was wrongly withdrawn from him.

Today’s judgments will be centred on three appeals: CA/C/NAEA/SEN/167/2021, CA/C/NAEA/SEN/168/2021, and CA/C/NAEA/SEN/169/2021.
https://dailypost.ng/2021/08/14/cross-river-north-anxiety-as-jarigbe-odey-know-fate-in-appeal-court-today/

CultureElebuibon: Protect Yourself In Traditional Way – Araba Of Osogbo To Yorubas by CatANDratTHEORY(op): 10:40pm On Aug 13, 2021
A renowned Ifa Priest and Araba of Osogbo, Chief Ifayemi Elebuibon, has called all Yorubas to be more alert and protect themselves in a traditional means.

The popular Ifa priest said there is a need for Yorubas to be more alert and protect themselves traditionally not just only to go to church and mosque for prayer.

He noted this during the 2021 Osun Osogbo festival grand finale on Friday at the Osun groove.

This year was witness by thousands of devotees across the world in the midst of COVID-19 pandemic that ravages globally.

Speaking further, Elebuibon said Yobubas should Discover themselves and start to uphold tradition and culture God gave them for maximum security.

"Yoruba people should discover ourselves. We must uphold tradition and culture which Eledumare gave to us, Osun is part of our culture and I encourage all other Yoruba land to awaken to revive their culture and festival to be able to communicate with our ancestors, Eledumare and all our divinity for maximum protection against all evil.

“We need to be more alert and protect ourselves traditionally not just only to go to church and mosque for prayer, we need to use our traditional means to protect ourselves,” he concluded.
https://dailypost.ng/2021/08/13/insecurity-protect-yourself-in-traditional-way-ifa-priest-charges-yorubas/

Christianity EtcFaith Oyedepo: You're Under Demonic Influence If You Question Your Husband... by CatANDratTHEORY(op): 5:19pm On Aug 13, 2021
Wife to the General Overseer and President of Living Faith Church Worldwide, Faith Oyedepo has flayed feminist groups in a fresh social media post.

The woman of God in her post said any woman or women’s organization which attempts to question the position of the man in the family should be regarded as being under the influence of demons.

Oyedepo’s wife said this in a post on her verified Facebook page.

The renowned pastor’s wife said women should be in subjection to their husbands in everything.

Her post read:

Any woman or women’s organization that attempts to question the position of the man in the family should be regarded as being under a demonic influence. God expects that just as the Church is subject to Christ in everything, even so, women should be in subjection to their husbands in everything.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=4179202585460507&id=448014781912658

PoliticsBuhari's Visit To Tinubu: Reno Omokri Tackles President by CatANDratTHEORY(op): 10:28am On Aug 13, 2021
Reno Omokri, former media aide to ex-President Goodluck Jonathan has lambasted President Muhammadu Buhari for visiting the national leader of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Bola Tinubu in London.

President Buhari who embarked on a medical trip to the United Kingdom two weeks ago, visited Tinubu in London on Thursday.

The president’s media aide, Bashir Ahmad made this known via a post on his verified Facebook page on Thursday night.

He wrote, “this evening in London, the United Kingdom, visited Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu”.

Reacting, Reno, the socio-political activist said Buhari “is irresponsible”.

He argued that no president of any country would embark on such visit when his nation is facing several challenges.

On his verified Facebook page, Reno wrote “Is this what this agbaya should be doing? Visiting Tinubu in London when hunger is visiting Nigerians.

“When 250 children are still with bandits and kidnappers, including 89 Baptist Academy students? When resident doctored are on strike? When his party is in disarray over Buni?

“Buhari is irresponsible! I know of no other President in the world who will be busy paying social visits when his country is experiencing social unrest.


“What do we need this fellow for? Buhari is as useless to Nigeria as the p in psychology!”
https://dailypost.ng/2021/08/13/buharis-visit-to-tinubu-no-president-makes-social-visit-when-country-is-facing-unrest-reno/

FamilyRe: H by CatANDratTHEORY: 12:40am On Jun 06, 2021
Carchoice:
Wahala!!!

You married a smart woman. grin
She will be a great politician.


But it seems your mouth nor dey close. If your dad arrives, just pretend nothing happened. In fact show her love like no tomorrow, your dad will think She raised a false alarm. Beat her to it.
You are very smart. I owe you a chilled bottle of beer.
CrimeRe: Please Help Find This Missing Lady by CatANDratTHEORY: 12:11am On Jun 06, 2021
Osebanjo:
Read well. I reffered to life in general and not just a single case. Country with population and not just Nigeria. Little is known of China because of the kind of govt they run. They don't let info out of their country. They carefully select what they want on intl media. Take a look at the countries i mentioned and you'll see similarities between them all(different calamities and chaos) and then compare with less populated countries like France, Germany, U.K, Ghana, S.A and all. The difference is 7Up.
I think you are right.
Much isn't know about China. Let me toe your path of reasoning.
You win!!
Good morning.
Kudos
PoliticsRe: Uzodinma: I’ll Deal With Members Of APC, Opposition Making Imo Ungovernable by CatANDratTHEORY: 11:45pm On Jun 05, 2021
SILVERLINES:
Him never see anything

Still waiting for the day UGM will take his head
The UGM should take Tanko and those Supreme Court judges also. Those men are the architect of this chaos.
CrimeRe: Please Help Find This Missing Lady by CatANDratTHEORY: 11:41pm On Jun 05, 2021
Osebanjo:
Pray she safe. populated countries are all menace to the world. Its always one problem. U.S, Brazil, Indonesia, Mexico, India, Nigeria and others. The gun violence in the U.S is as bad as kidnapping and rituals down here.
This has nothing to do with population. Though the level of insecurity in the country is alarming, I believe this issue of disappearance can occur anywhere.

If you hinge her disappearance on population then what about China?
PoliticsRe: Twitterban: Funny Reactions As Nigerians Vent Their Anger On Adamu Garba - Photo by CatANDratTHEORY: 11:31pm On Jun 05, 2021
Massiveglory:
I used to think this Adamu garba was a smart guy but alas I was wrong.
With the kind of things that comes out from him , there is no difference between him and Shehu Garba. Highly incompetent folks.
Adamu Garba smart?
Lol...this is really hilarious. That dude is much dumber than Buhari. The junk he dishes out steadily confirms this.
FamilyRe: Very Funny! Wedding Invitation Card Written In Pidgin English by CatANDratTHEORY: 11:27pm On Jun 05, 2021
This is hilarious. This is a needed boost to lift someone from gloom. The rate of killings in this country is something else
HealthRe: Forty Years On, AIDS Is Not Over by CatANDratTHEORY: 10:01pm On Jun 05, 2021
Julianaa:
Yet Buhari's problem is Twitter
This comment doesn't add up. Is Buhari a pharmacologist or a virologist? In fact, is he a health worker?
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho Desires To Be Arrested.. by CatANDratTHEORY: 9:54pm On Jun 05, 2021
Tinubuadvocate:
Kid will always be a kid. When lugard unite the 3 protectorates together they have already put things in place.ipob what did you put in place?
If you must mention me endeavour to be coherent. I no wan take panadol dis nyt abeg.

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