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Crime / Re: Drama As Rape Suspect Flees Lagos Court by CatANDratTHEORY: 4:19pm On Mar 04, 2022
As the police and the prison warders were perfecting the arrangement, he used the opportunity to jump on a vehicle from where he scaled the court fence and escaped.”

The bolded says a lot, I don't trust the Naija security agents, they might have connived with suspect to let him off the hook.

Abba Kyari is still in custody for committing different crimes, an army officer once aided the notorious Wadume.
The security agents can do anything.

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Crime / Re: Drama As Rape Suspect Flees Lagos Court by CatANDratTHEORY: 4:18pm On Mar 04, 2022
saphiere:
A suspected rapist standing trial before the Samuel Ilori Magistrate’s Court in the Agege area of Lagos State has escaped.

PUNCH Metro gathered that the defendant was arraigned on Wednesday for allegedly raping a teenager.

The court was said to have ordered his remand in prison custody.

The suspect was being processed for remand when he reportedly fled the court premises.

Efforts by warders to apprehend him were said to have failed.

A credible source said, “The suspect was brought to court by the police and he was remanded. He had been taken to a holding cell by the police when it was discovered that he had not been properly processed. As the police and the prison warders were perfecting the arrangement, he used the opportunity to jump on a vehicle from where he scaled the court fence and escaped.”

A trader in the area, who spoke on condition of anonymity, confirmed the incident to our correspondent.

She said, “I was there yesterday (Wednesday) when the incident happened. I saw security operatives and other persons searching for the escaped suspect. He couldn’t have climbed over the fence of Guinness because the fence is high and the top is full of barbed wires. Besides, they have a big and spacious compound and an intruder can be easily spotted.”

The spokesperson for the Lagos State Police Command, Adekunle Ajisebutu, said he could not confirm the incident.

However, a senior official confirmed the incident, adding that efforts were on to re-arrest the fleeing suspect.

https://punchng.com/drama-as-rape-suspect-flees-lagos-court/

lalasticlala


The bolded says a lot, I don't trust the Naija security agents, they might have connived with suspect to let him off the hook.

Abba Kyari is still in custody for committing different crimes, an army officer once aided the notorious Wadume.
The security agents can do anything.

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Politics / Re: JUST IN: President Buhari Jets Out Of Nairobi And Lands In Abuja (Photos) by CatANDratTHEORY: 4:15pm On Mar 04, 2022
LeoDeKing:
[s][/s]
[s]What makes you think I will waste my time reading through trash in the name of posts?

Is he not jubrin from Sudan again[/s]?

Sense is very far from you. I can't keep going back and forth with you.
Politics / Re: JUST IN: President Buhari Jets Out Of Nairobi And Lands In Abuja (Photos) by CatANDratTHEORY: 4:12pm On Mar 04, 2022
LordviccoDaGuru:
[s][/s]

[s]That's how confusion will ever remain in ur camp

e shock una say 'em no go medical check-up??[/s]

What confusion is this one talking about?
Politics / Re: JUST IN: President Buhari Jets Out Of Nairobi And Lands In Abuja (Photos) by CatANDratTHEORY: 4:09pm On Mar 04, 2022
LeoDeKing:
[s][/s]
[s]I thought we have agreed that man is not Buhari but jubrin from Sudan.

Or are you saying lamidi kwanu is a lying bastard always brainwashing ipob pigs with lies? [/s]

Go through my posts and point it out.
I'm not biased neither I'm I moved by sentiments and bigotry.

I say things the way they are.

Quote where I said Buhari is Jubril or forever remain silent undecided
Politics / Re: JUST IN: President Buhari Jets Out Of Nairobi And Lands In Abuja (Photos) by CatANDratTHEORY: 3:43pm On Mar 04, 2022
This man is just living his life to the fullest.
Money is good. Just take a look at Buhari, prior to 2015, the old man looked like stock fish but here he is looking much younger than sixty nine year old Sen. Tinubu.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Lists Lookman, Amoo, 30 Others To Battle Ghana by CatANDratTHEORY: 3:29pm On Mar 04, 2022
The game will be 50-50 but luck most times favour those termed "underdogs" in this type of fixture.

Ghana will narrowly scale through.

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Health / Re: My Mum Is Sick But Refused To Take Medicine. What Should I Do? by CatANDratTHEORY: 2:55pm On Mar 04, 2022
I don't understand.
Is she a JW? If your mum ain't a JW then she's suffering from Pharmacophobia.

You should get her to see a therapist.
Politics / Re: Many Injured As They Fight Over Tinubu’s Cash Gift In Ekiti by CatANDratTHEORY: 2:51pm On Mar 04, 2022
LegendHero:
SahararePOTA with their junk news again.


Once a piece of information doesn't suit your narratives, it becomes junk. grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 82% Of Ukrainians Believe In Victory Against Russia. by CatANDratTHEORY: 2:46pm On Mar 04, 2022
Ddokie:
Its always the case - a larger percentage of population comprises of stupid individuals.

...consists of...
...comprises...
Family / Re: Lady Taken To Osun To Take An Oath Before Traveling Out - Brother Cries Out by CatANDratTHEORY: 2:38pm On Mar 04, 2022
Righteousness2:
Dem don Deceive and Confuse this one with all those their toy charms.

You made some sense today undecided

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Family / Re: Lady Taken To Osun To Take An Oath Before Traveling Out - Brother Cries Out by CatANDratTHEORY: 2:37pm On Mar 04, 2022
The desperation of most ladies is just out of this world. Some are willing to hook up with a man who they know little or nothing about.

They might have turned this one to a sex slave and threatened her with all sorts of charms.

I just pray for her safety.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia's $5 Billion Ballistic Missile Submarine Called TYPHOON(pixs) by CatANDratTHEORY: 2:31pm On Mar 04, 2022
DemMannaScam:
Keep dreaming, it's free.


Putin is a barking dog, barking dogs don't bite.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia's $5 Billion Ballistic Missile Submarine Called TYPHOON(pixs) by CatANDratTHEORY: 2:27pm On Mar 04, 2022
Oddfinder:

Very massive
I fear for the world bro, no one should get in a conflict with Russia at all

Putin is just a noise maker. Let him spend all the monies they have in building weapons. No one is fighting any wars again.
Hunger will do the damage, and it will start from Russia.

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Romance / Re: Man Dumps His 29-year-old Fiancée For Demanding An Expensive Wedding by CatANDratTHEORY: 1:33pm On Mar 04, 2022
Learn to cut your coat according to your cloth.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 2 Suicide Bombers Attack Pakistan Mosque, 30 Killed by CatANDratTHEORY: 1:08pm On Mar 04, 2022
[[s]quote author=Ozimama post=110743080]Those that comment rubbing against Islam are nothing but a fool at 40...how could you say such stupd thing.....are you telling me that when sinagogue church collapse in Lagos that Christian's are the one behind it...May God forgive you all.....[/s][/quote]


Synagogue collapsed but not the mosque. The worshippers were bombed by their fellow Muslims.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 2 Suicide Bombers Attack Pakistan Mosque, 30 Killed by CatANDratTHEORY: 1:05pm On Mar 04, 2022
[s]
yrex01:
it's funny when a church suffer bomb attack and our so called Christian brothers start calling muslims names without even knowing the culprit and it's more funnier when a mosque suffers the same attack but muslims are to blame as for that too.
it's just too funny how hypocrites these Christians really are.
inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un[/s]

Zero sense.

Shey na Christians dey mount Islamic flags for some parts of Bornu?

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Romance / Re: I by CatANDratTHEORY: 12:56pm On Mar 04, 2022
You finally got her laid, then take it to the bank and cashout undecided
Family / Re: Is Married People Actually Responsible? Why Do They Hide Under Married Status. by CatANDratTHEORY: 12:54pm On Mar 04, 2022
fineboynl:
I noticed many people especially men hide under married status to look responsible.

I was trying to arrest a guy that refuse to pay me my money. When the police called him to give him two option. Is either he come to the station or they will come after him. He was quick to tell them he is married and have children. He promised to come to the station.

While we were waiting for him. He called after about an hour that he want to go and collect his children from school.

I was just laughing inside my mind. Mind you he is not the one to collect the children from school he was just using it to daily time and to look responsible. So that police would pity him when he comes because he feared they might detained him.

I also noticed online especially people who do business online. They make their profile a family profile. Upload family or married photos and children if any.

Drivers? When a driver is looking for a new car or job. They are quick to let you know they are family man. Most of the time they end up the same and deceitful.

What about pastor? You hardly find a single pastor. They are always married and showing their marriage ring for people to trust them.

Is married people actually responsible and trustworthy. Does the marriage status make you to trust people?


This almost gave me headache, but finally I won cheesy grin
Education / Re: Why Has The U.S Not Bombed Or Attacked West Africans? by CatANDratTHEORY: 12:10pm On Mar 04, 2022
Both US and Nigeria are world super powers grin grin

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Politics / Re: Knock, Knock. Who’s There? By Femi Adesina by CatANDratTHEORY: 11:39am On Mar 04, 2022
Who's really the president of Nigeria? Is it Bubu, the presidency or Femi? undecided

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Politics / Re: OIC Commends Buhari’s ‘generous Donation’ Of $1 Million To Afghanistan by CatANDratTHEORY: 11:32am On Mar 04, 2022
The country is bleeding, people are dying of hunger, some are being killed by gunmen, unknown gunmen, bandits but the old man is busy donating money to Afghanistan.

Buhari’s charity begins outside not home.

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Celebrities / Re: “prince Has Arrived”- Davido Welcomes Heir Apparent, Ifeanyi To London In Style by CatANDratTHEORY: 11:28am On Mar 04, 2022
Cute family.

Papa Ifeanyi, Mama Ifeanyi, and Ifeanyi himself are cute.

God bless them.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Slapped By Someone You Went To Woo? Share Your Experiences by CatANDratTHEORY: 11:25am On Mar 04, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


[s]For crying out loud what will even make a girl to land a guy slap for wooing her. Listen to him or ignore him, slapping him, you're inviting a very big trouble to yourself.

A girl once did that to my elder brother, even me I was pitying the girl, because I Know how aggressive my brother is. I just knew that her own is finished. Of all things to do, you went ahead to slap my brother ah aunty sorry o. The beating she received from my brother hand that day, even me I wasn't pleased with my brother.

A lot of people started blaming my brother for going to that length of giving her bruises , forgetting that it was the girl that started the trouble first.

Before you land a guy a slap, make sure you have the power to withstand whatever will happen. If you're expecting the crowd to come to your defend because you're a woman, then you're a coward.[/s]

Your brother has anger issues and should work on it.
Handling family issues will be very difficult for him if he doesn't work on his temperament.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Slapped By Someone You Went To Woo? Share Your Experiences by CatANDratTHEORY: 11:06am On Mar 04, 2022
Happened to me in my teen years. Sometime in 2006, I followed my cousins to their church and there I saw this damsel, I tried rather vainly to woo her.

I kept following her up but it wasn't easy, I used everything at my disposal to woo her but to no avail. I even got a resounding slap on one of those occasions. Even when I was made a functionary in my school in 2009, she wouldn't still give in to my demands despite the fact that most girls were dying.


I had to let her be and moved on, I even forgot that she existed . Some years later (2011), my phone rang one early morning only for me to pick up and lo and behold she was the one. I couldn't even recognise her voice again cos it's been really long I heard from her.

She explained whom she was and believe me, I was genuinely happy to hear from her. She was like "you just forgot about me, you just stopped talking to me..."
I was like " I couldn't keep trying to woo you forever"

She explained that my cousins told her that I got an admission so she collected my number and called to congratulate me. I thanked her for her gesture...
We are still good friends now, in fact, apart from my fiancee she's got to be the best female friend I have.
She has matured a lot to be very calm, kind, attentive, and compassionate.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Slapped By Someone You Went To Woo? Share Your Experiences by CatANDratTHEORY: 11:04am On Mar 04, 2022
Udoskybest:
[b][/b]I went to toast a pretty girl in 2019 during an end of the year party. While talking, she stood there looking over my shoulder and landed me an end of the year slap.

Long story short, she sent me a written note containing her name, an apology and her contact. She stated that her dad was close and was watching her... We dated the next year and it was fun.

Let's hear yours

As the hot slap landed on you, shebi tears almost rolled down your cheeks?
Don't lie.

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Crime / Re: Couple Burnt To Death As Fire Razes Home In Plateau (Photos) by CatANDratTHEORY: 11:02am On Mar 04, 2022
again

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Travel / Re: Osummanu Fishing Estate In Anambra State (Pictures, Video) by CatANDratTHEORY: 11:01am On Mar 04, 2022
[[s]quote author= post=110732318]Our culture is our Heritage.

God bless Anambra State.

God bless Nigeria. [/quote][/s]

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Politics / Re: House Of Representatives Members Visit Romania To Evacuate Nigerians by CatANDratTHEORY: 10:52am On Mar 04, 2022
IgweOfNnewi:
Why do we still have large numbers of Nigerians in Ukraine, I thought Kanu nnamadi the president of online republic of biafra have instructed the king of Igbos in Germany to rescue the Igbos from Ukraine by using his diplomatic relationship and power, was it just an online boasting and chest beating, something is not right, buhari should go for questioning by IPOB ESN cannibals and miscreants

Between you and those that liked and shared your post I don't know who is more deluded.
Health / Re: How A S*x Toy Almost Killed Me — Army Officer (Photos, Video) by CatANDratTHEORY: 10:49am On Mar 04, 2022
Who takes ndị cucumber serious? undecided
Crime / Re: Lady Arrested For Killing 75-Year-Old Man In Anambra (Photo) by CatANDratTHEORY: 10:38am On Mar 04, 2022
post=110739865:
Cc: Lalasticlala Mynd44 And Seun

You never post anything you dey call moderators.

What is bad news? Bad news is simply undecided

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