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Crime / Re: Agba Jalingo: Abba Kyari Locked Me In Car Trunk From Lagos To Calabar – Activist by CatANDratTHEORY: 9:07am On Mar 08, 2022
Dest8sman:


He diversified his economy. Unlike FG

Choi grin grin grin grin

There can never be a dull moment on Nairaland. Una don graduate from the school of savagery grin cheesy grin

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Crime / Re: Agba Jalingo: Abba Kyari Locked Me In Car Trunk From Lagos To Calabar – Activist by CatANDratTHEORY: 9:04am On Mar 08, 2022
Obagofixxy:



You forgot to add say him be Aza man

I even forget that one. He's a big criminal.

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Crime / Re: How My Bank Cleared My Account Without Trace In My Bank Statement by CatANDratTHEORY: 8:03am On Mar 08, 2022
At Jwax, matters like the one you narrated are becoming very rampant.

The banking sector in Nigeria is bedeviled with untold corruption. Just imagine what the scenario would have been had it been you weren't exposed to seek redress? The money would have vanished to thin air and nothing about it.

Many have been in your situation but weren't lucky.

Lucky you bro.

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Crime / Re: How My Bank Cleared My Account Without Trace In My Bank Statement by CatANDratTHEORY: 7:58am On Mar 08, 2022
Kingosytex:


You for use hot slap reset her senses. cheesy
Some of the bank tellers are very rude. Some years ago in UNN, a friend went into the bank to pay his rent, he gave the cash and the account details to the cashier, only for the cashier to pay in the money into another account.

My guy checked the receipt and saw name discrepancy, he alerted the cashier and told her that she paid the money into a wrong account.

The lady disregarded him and echoed "next person" for the next customer to come.

My guy jumped up on the structure that separates customers from cashiers and gave the lady a very hot slap.

Everybody gathered, the securities were alerted and in a jiffy the manager came down. My guy was fuming to high heavens, only God knew how he got that 85k because his landlord had been on his neck, and bet9ja had dealt with him.

The manager came and asked what the matter was, my friend explained everything to him and even gave him the account details he wanted the money to be paid into. The man was very furious, he instructed the cashier to pay in the money immediately.

I raised this story because some cashiers can really be annoying.
Politics / Re: Bandits Gun Down Over 60 Vigilantes In Kebbi by CatANDratTHEORY: 7:34am On Mar 08, 2022
Pathetic.


Shebi one northern governor said that bandits were just normal business men?

They have taken this their business to another level. undecided

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Foreign Affairs / Re: United States Senator Admits America Behaves Like Russia Too by CatANDratTHEORY: 6:56am On Mar 08, 2022
Selfish nations after their selfish interests.

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Politics / Re: Igboho Can’t Leave Benin Republic Despite Release – Lawyer by CatANDratTHEORY: 6:50am On Mar 08, 2022
Abdul05:
[s]Does igboho look like a killer... grin

Or

Did he act like kanu ( the police killer)... grin grin

Igboho done things different from kanu.. grin

We all know even the world itself knows... [/s]grin

Incoherent rants.

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Fan Proposes To Portable Zazuuuu ( Video / Pics ) by CatANDratTHEORY: 6:47am On Mar 08, 2022
BeeBeeOoh:
The kind soap wey dia guy cut no be here

The baba wey run the stuff sabi work undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Fan Proposes To Portable Zazuuuu ( Video / Pics ) by CatANDratTHEORY: 6:46am On Mar 08, 2022
Money and fame drive people crazy especially women. Women and their love for celebrities no be here.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Acting Strange by CatANDratTHEORY: 6:44am On Mar 08, 2022
Your now deputising, another guy don takeover.

You are now her assistant boy friend cheesy cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: “why I Am Still Single” Nigerian Crossdresser, Bobrisky by CatANDratTHEORY: 6:41am On Mar 08, 2022
Clout chaser everywhere.

Mtchewwww...
Politics / Re: Governor Abubakar Sani Bello Salutes Vice President Osinbajo @65 by CatANDratTHEORY: 6:40am On Mar 08, 2022
Happy birthday Prof.

I wish you many glorious years ahead.

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Religion / Re: There Is No Heaven & Hell - Pastor Abosom As He Abandons His Christian Faith by CatANDratTHEORY: 9:17pm On Mar 07, 2022
joepepsy [s:
post=110836938]You are daft. What he meant was,live your life here and not to expect another imaginary life after death.[/s]

Bro you are cruel undecided
Celebrities / Re: Trusting God Is Not Always Easy – Davido Speaks On O2 Arena Concert by CatANDratTHEORY: 9:15pm On Mar 07, 2022
CatANDratTHEORY:
Nigerian Superstar, Davido has disclosed that he had fear and insecurities while preparing for his concert at the O2 Arena in London.


Davido had a sold-out concert on Saturday night at the O2 as he wowed crowds to his all-time hits songs.

The ‘OBO crooner performed his hits songs from ‘Dami Duro’ to his latest ‘Champion sound’ with Focalistic.

Although there were concerns about the sound from the concert by fans who streamed online, other fans at the venue said the show was great with no sound hitch.

In a video on his Instagram page, Davido said although he had doubts and insecurities about the show, God was always in control,

Davido wrote: “There was one thing from a guy that said they would cancel the O2 Arena concert but I know he watched it.

“Trusting God is not always easy, doubt, fear and insecurities can fill our minds.

“But we have to remind ourselves that our God is an awesome God, he’s the only one who knows our future and he’s in control.”

https://dailypost.ng/2022/03/07/trusting-god-not-always-easy-davido-speaks-on-o2-arena-concert/

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Celebrities / Trusting God Is Not Always Easy – Davido Speaks On O2 Arena Concert by CatANDratTHEORY: 9:12pm On Mar 07, 2022
Nigerian Superstar, Davido has disclosed that he had fear and insecurities while preparing for his concert at the O2 Arena in London.

Davido had a sold-out concert on Saturday night at the O2 as he wowed crowds to his all-time hits songs.

The ‘OBO crooner performed his hits songs from ‘Dami Duro’ to his latest ‘Champion sound’ with Focalistic.

Although there were concerns about the sound from the concert by fans who streamed online, other fans at the venue said the show was great with no sound hitch.

In a video on his Instagram page, Davido said although he had doubts and insecurities about the show, God was always in control,

Davido wrote: “There was one thing from a guy that said they would cancel the O2 Arena concert but I know he watched it.

“Trusting God is not always easy, doubt, fear and insecurities can fill our minds.

“But we have to remind ourselves that our God is an awesome God, he’s the only one who knows our future and he’s in control.”

https://dailypost.ng/2022/03/07/trusting-god-not-always-easy-davido-speaks-on-o2-arena-concert/

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Religion / Re: There Is No Heaven & Hell - Pastor Abosom As He Abandons His Christian Faith by CatANDratTHEORY: 8:29pm On Mar 07, 2022
RahmanJAobo:
The contradiction there is that Christ is not the son of God but a messenger of God after acknowledging that there is no heavengrin


GHANA KOLO WEY THE MAN DEY SMOKE STRING GAN grin

He's confused.
Religion / Re: There Is No Heaven & Hell - Pastor Abosom As He Abandons His Christian Faith by CatANDratTHEORY: 8:19pm On Mar 07, 2022
Oppy2k2:


He also contradicted himself that Jesus is a messenger of God. So the question we are to ask this deluded man is WHERE DO GOD LIVE?

cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: If Not For Nigerian Police, Many Of You Will Be In Jail Or Mental Hospital by CatANDratTHEORY: 8:15pm On Mar 07, 2022
Chichigi1990:
You beat traffic, they collect 200NGN from you when infact you should be standing before a judge, having your mental health checked.
You caught with marijuana and you bail yourself with 2000NGN bribe instead of being thankful, you yap about on social media.

The list is endless...

I could barely make out sense from this.
Religion / Re: There Is No Heaven & Hell - Pastor Abosom As He Abandons His Christian Faith by CatANDratTHEORY: 8:10pm On Mar 07, 2022
handsomeyinka:

He only talks about war.

I'm telling you. That guy is a war monger.
Crime / Re: Agba Jalingo: Abba Kyari Locked Me In Car Trunk From Lagos To Calabar – Activist by CatANDratTHEORY: 8:10pm On Mar 07, 2022
DrGoodman:


I had Said this before.

Evans might be an innocent

He may have refused to pay an exploitative bribe, and was framed for kidnapping to teach him a bitter lesson.

Evans might be his rival in the business.

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Religion / Re: There Is No Heaven & Hell - Pastor Abosom As He Abandons His Christian Faith by CatANDratTHEORY: 8:08pm On Mar 07, 2022
Righteousness2:
You should not be surprised !These are the Last of Last Days!
Scriptures Must be Fulfilled



It behoves on you as an individual to Guard yourself, so you don't be a Casualty of these Endtimes..

HEAVEN is Real!
Hell is Real!
There is No more time! JESUS CHRIST is Coming!!!

Sure, baba don show.

Abeg deal with this pastor. grin grin cheesy

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Romance / Re: Is She Trying To Use Charm Or JUJU On Me, Help Please by CatANDratTHEORY: 7:57pm On Mar 07, 2022
OMOJOHN001:
Though on a normal say, I would have get mad at her for attending such programme but that's her mum Church, But seriously I am scared and one mind is telling me to use the soap and give it a trial.

At the bolded, life is a risk. Just take your chances undecided undecided

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Romance / Re: Is She Trying To Use Charm Or JUJU On Me, Help Please by CatANDratTHEORY: 7:52pm On Mar 07, 2022
OMOJOHN001:
I have been dating this babe for past three years now and I have been doing all I can for her and No record of cheating from her side since we started, cuz I haven't caught her for once.

My Babe and I attend same Anglican church, While her mum attends Celestial church.

This Evening she told me that she went to her mums church for a programme, cuz her mum pastor told her mum to come with her kids to the Church programme, that's why she followed her.
She added that the pastor of her mum, asked her who she was praying for and who she like most, She Answered Her boyfriend(Me) then the pastor later asked her about (Me) and the type of work I am into. which she explained everything to the pastor. (Celestial pastor oo)

She then told me,this Evening that the pastor said, Won't she mind, if He(pastor) makes a soap and prayer for her to give me, so I can use it, in order for my work and everything to keep going forward and moving well.





She then said she will need to ask from me first before she can take such action.

Please my people, I have been dumb founded since evening, I said she can take the soap with the aim of not using it, after bringing it to me, while my other mind was busy telling me to give it a trial. Is this not a risk, I am not a fan of celestial church, And I hope they are not planning something against me sha.

Please advice a brother oooooo.

At the bolded, this one wey dem don dey make and cut soap for you, you dey into runs?

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Romance / Re: Is She Trying To Use Charm Or JUJU On Me, Help Please by CatANDratTHEORY: 7:52pm On Mar 07, 2022
You see me, I fear those white garment churches like mad.

They was a girl that was seriously into me but as soon as I realised that she was a member of the brotherhood of the cross, I took off.


I've heard countless tales of how they do this and that, it might be true or false but I don't like complicating my life.

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Crime / Re: Agba Jalingo: Abba Kyari Locked Me In Car Trunk From Lagos To Calabar – Activist by CatANDratTHEORY: 7:45pm On Mar 07, 2022
Racoon:
Perhaps Abba Kyari escapades in the kidnapping business is on the way to being revealed.

I'm telling you.
Only Abba Kyari na policeman, tailor, drug dealer, kidnapper, armed robber, ritualist and many more.

That man is evil.

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Crime / Re: Agba Jalingo: Abba Kyari Locked Me In Car Trunk From Lagos To Calabar – Activist by CatANDratTHEORY: 7:36pm On Mar 07, 2022
Abba Kyari is probably a kidnapper, ritualist, and hired assassin too. He's an embodiment of everything evil.
How did he acquire the mansions and SUVs?
Is it from the salary he is paid?

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Politics / Re: "RIP APC, Gone To Soon" - Dino Melaye Mocks Party Over Fresh Crisis by CatANDratTHEORY: 6:39pm On Mar 07, 2022
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Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho Released By Benin Republic Govt. by CatANDratTHEORY: 6:27pm On Mar 07, 2022
Wow!!! This is good. I'm so happy for him.

Nothing beats freedom, it's so good to be free.
Hope Nnamdi Kanu regains freedom in no distant time.

Welcome back nwoke ọma.
Dalụ agụ nwoke.
Chukwu gọzie gị.

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Health / Re: Breaking: What Could Have Happened To This Handsome Guy? by CatANDratTHEORY: 6:09pm On Mar 07, 2022
I could hardly believe that the handsome and energetic young man is thesame person in the second picture.
The picture is scary cry cry cry. Whatever that is troubling him has really eaten deep into him.

It's likely Aids, I feel so bad for him.

Life is just a mystery.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Death And Destructions On Ukraine’s Bombarded Streets (Pictures) by CatANDratTHEORY: 6:04pm On Mar 07, 2022
The world is already suffering a whole lot, Putin and his brother should find a means of resolving this issue.

All these lives being lost are unnecessary.

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Ibrahim, Soldier Shoots Colleague Abubakar Mohammed In Borno by CatANDratTHEORY: 6:00pm On Mar 07, 2022
May be his colleague is a Boko Haram member you never can tell grin grin

Before you quote me, is Kyari not a kidnapper, a drug dealer, an aza man, and probably a ritualist? undecided

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