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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Declares Temporary Ceasefire In Ukraine by CatANDratTHEORY: 9:22am On Mar 05, 2022
Nbotee:
See how organized these ppl are... Even in war, they are working towards restoring electricity, water and cell phone service

We have a lot of catching up to do but with the kind of people we keep electing or better still the kind of people who keep electing themselves, I doubt we will ever catch up.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Declares Temporary Ceasefire In Ukraine by CatANDratTHEORY: 9:22am On Mar 05, 2022
Peace is better than war, let love lead.
Romance / Re: Please Help.(am I A SIMP?) by CatANDratTHEORY: 9:12am On Mar 05, 2022
Marvellsmart:
[s]I'm %105 financially comfortable with numerous investments! Wtf do I need a work for? Abeg go find food chop no come spoil my mood with ur hunger vibez. [/s]

Everyone is Dangote on Nairaland but in real life hunger dey finish some just like you.

See him, financially comfortable man with 105% diversified investments Simping and asking a question even a toddler can't ask.

Your shame dey catch me, I swear. tongue

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Romance / Re: Guys, What Will You Do In This Situation. by CatANDratTHEORY: 9:04am On Mar 05, 2022
She's an olosho.
"Money for hand, back for ground"

I wonder why females see themselves as sex objects. Tell her you also have problems.

In fact, turn the table around. Ask her how much she's also willing to pay you to have sex with her.

Some ladies can be very foolish.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: We Forced Soldiers To Conscription And They Are Dying : Russian Senator Admits by CatANDratTHEORY: 9:00am On Mar 05, 2022
I thought Putin never makes mistakes, isn't he the master planner anymore? undecided

There's no way those countries around Russia would be clamoring to join NATO if they were being treated fairly by Putin.
Politics / Re: I Can Make Nigeria Great Again, Tinubu Declares by CatANDratTHEORY: 8:56am On Mar 05, 2022
I can't wait for the primaries to come and go.
This man's noise is becoming too much. How a sickly old man wouldn't retire and enjoy his loots is beyond me.

Bubu should please save Nigeria, let him not handover to this man.

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Politics / Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Celebrates His 85th Birthday With Novelty Match (Video, Photo) by CatANDratTHEORY: 8:53am On Mar 05, 2022
Baba is living and enjoying his old age to the fullest whereas old men like Atiku and Tineare still struggling to become the president.

Greedy old men everywhere.

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Sports / Re: Clarence Seedorf Converts To Islam by CatANDratTHEORY: 8:51am On Mar 05, 2022
gawu1:

[s]My type delusion is not caused by nnamdi kanu urine. So it can still be corrected unlike nnamdi kanu urine induced delusion[/s]

Wetin carry Nnamdi Kanu enter this matter?
Romance / Re: Please Help.(am I A SIMP?) by CatANDratTHEORY: 8:49am On Mar 05, 2022
Marvellsmart:
Na over sabi dey worry you... Try find work and get busy.

Na you need the work.
Get busy with your life and stop Simping. tongue
Politics / Re: The Consensus Against Tinubu by CatANDratTHEORY: 8:47am On Mar 05, 2022
drlateef:



You are just looking for excuses to install the wrong person. Tinubu is not sick. He is fitter than you. Look for another excuse. He is the architect of Lagos development. What other experience or pedigree do you want. That’s why PDP will never win in Lagos. It’s a land of progressive minded people.

Does the person in the picture look fit to you?
Na una be the real enemies of Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: The Consensus Against Tinubu by CatANDratTHEORY: 8:44am On Mar 05, 2022
drlateef:



[s]You are just looking for excuses to install the wrong person. Tinubu is not sick. He is fitter than you. Look for another excuse. He is the architect of Lagos development. What other experience or pedigree do you want[/s].

The old man should go and enjoy his loot.

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Romance / Re: Please Help.(am I A SIMP?) by CatANDratTHEORY: 8:36am On Mar 05, 2022
Marvellsmart:
I don't Knw what's really going on, %75 of the girls on my contact list only flash me and I call them back. Recently my mind started telling me that I've been Simping. Note; guys don't flash me, they just call. Pls my elders, am I doing the right thing?

Malaria dey worry you.

Goan take some anti malaria drugs undecided

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Politics / Re: The Consensus Against Tinubu by CatANDratTHEORY: 8:33am On Mar 05, 2022
bluecircle470:


Ipob write-up. Keep dreaming

It's too early to start wailing.

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Politics / Re: The Consensus Against Tinubu by CatANDratTHEORY: 8:15am On Mar 05, 2022
Disclaimer12:
How can I engage in intellectual argument with some group of people that are filled with nothing but hate and frustration? [s]Any tribe that can believe a president is cloned can actually believe anything,[/s] can't glorify you with an argument! If not that you lot are bereft of ideas, you'll know that your hate is counter productive, you're just promoting this man the more, I honestly don't know who else is contesting

Not every Igbo believes the IPOB's Jubril stuff.
You saying that the whole tribe believes the president is cloned doesn't make you different from the IPOB you are trying to troll.

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Politics / Re: The Consensus Against Tinubu by CatANDratTHEORY: 8:11am On Mar 05, 2022
drlateef:




[s]It’s all bullshit opinions and no substance. Tinubu will win the primary no matter the method used in electing the candidate. The major power blocks in APC, the people who can bring down the roof of APC are pro-Tinubu. Those blocks are in Kaduna, Kano and Lagos. The rest are just playing winless games[/s].

Those clamoring for old thieves like Atiku and Tinubu are the real enemies of Nigeria.
Tinubu isn't healthy and strong, he will likely spend his tenure as a medical tourist just like Bubu.

Dem carry old men swear for una?

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Politics / Re: The Consensus Against Tinubu by CatANDratTHEORY: 8:09am On Mar 05, 2022
Disclaimer12:
So [s]he's not Jubril Al Sudan anymore? Lol! Fully how your Brian are configured[/s]

Contribute sensibly or read comments.

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Politics / Re: Former Governor Of Lagos State And National Leader Of The All Progressives Congr by CatANDratTHEORY: 8:00am On Mar 05, 2022
CatANDratTHEORY:
Former Governor of Lagos State and National Leader of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, has revealed that when elected as president in 2023, he will rule for eight years.

Tinubu, a presidential aspirant on the platform of the APC, stated that after he might have ruled for two terms, he will hand over to a smart politician with the largest number of followers.

The foremost APC chieftain said this in Akure, the Ondo State capital on Friday night during his presidential consultations with traditional rulers in the state.

The former Lagos State Governor maintained that if he becomes the president in 2023, he will turn around the country for good.

While lamenting that Nigeria was yet to attain her greatness, Tinubu stated that he will not only ensure massive job opportunities for Nigerian youths, but also establishment of industries across the country.

“When I rule for eight years, I will hand over to the smartest and someone with most followers will take over from me after I finish my tenure.

“It is a pity that ordinary brake pad Nigeria cannot produce. I will turn Nigeria around for good.”

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

https://dailypost.ng/2022/03/04/2023-after-eight-years-ill-hand-over-to-smartest-politician-with-most-followers-tinubu/

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Politics / Former Governor Of Lagos State And National Leader Of The All Progressives Congr by CatANDratTHEORY: 7:59am On Mar 05, 2022
Former Governor of Lagos State and National Leader of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, has revealed that when elected as president in 2023, he will rule for eight years.

Tinubu, a presidential aspirant on the platform of the APC, stated that after he might have ruled for two terms, he will hand over to a smart politician with the largest number of followers.

The foremost APC chieftain said this in Akure, the Ondo State capital on Friday night during his presidential consultations with traditional rulers in the state.

The former Lagos State Governor maintained that if he becomes the president in 2023, he will turn around the country for good.

While lamenting that Nigeria was yet to attain her greatness, Tinubu stated that he will not only ensure massive job opportunities for Nigerian youths, but also establishment of industries across the country.

“When I rule for eight years, I will hand over to the smartest and someone with most followers will take over from me after I finish my tenure.

“It is a pity that ordinary brake pad Nigeria cannot produce. I will turn Nigeria around for good.”

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

https://dailypost.ng/2022/03/04/2023-after-eight-years-ill-hand-over-to-smartest-politician-with-most-followers-tinubu/
Romance / Re: A Horse Mounts A Female Police Officer While Conducting A Traffic Stop in Canada by CatANDratTHEORY: 7:47am On Mar 05, 2022
The horse is ho.rny. See how it's clearly holding the officer and tapping free current tongue tongue

The pix below seems to be the joyst*ck of the animal.

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Played Like Ronaldo, Scores Brace In His 85th Birthday Novelty Match by CatANDratTHEORY: 7:41am On Mar 05, 2022
Baba is enjoying his old age. I wonder why the greedy man Tinubu can't do same.
Some people are just greedy and insatiable, has he not looted enough?

Even Atiku ain't left out. Greedy old men everywhere.
Politics / Re: The Consensus Against Tinubu by CatANDratTHEORY: 7:37am On Mar 05, 2022
joyandfaith:
It is only myopic person that would think Tinubu would succeed Buhari.

But the Emir of Katsina, the obas in Yoruba land and the agberos of Lagos have endorsed him.

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Politics / Re: National Convention: Buhari’s ‘imposition’ Of Adamu Causes Disquiet by CatANDratTHEORY: 7:34am On Mar 05, 2022
benuejosh:
[s]Whoever brought this news pf Buhari imposition of Adamu is a big liar. This is just a plan to hand either Ameachi or Jonathan the ticket [/s]

Is GEJ in APC?

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Sports / Re: Clarence Seedorf Converts To Islam by CatANDratTHEORY: 7:21am On Mar 05, 2022
Encyclopedia1:


[s]Sorry, you can't be a true Muslim then kill another Muslim. I guess Christians kill for fun dow. Example is evident in Israel killing Palestinians inside Palestine. A situation of tenant killing landlord. They will also die someday[/s].

So those guys up North that rise up at the slightest provocation shouting 'blasphemy' aren't true Muslims?

Abdulmutalab who's cooling off in ADX Super Max and a whole lot of other terrorists whom American has sent to meet their 72 virgins weren't true Muslims?

Shekau is definitely not a true Muslim according to you.

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Politics / Re: The Consensus Against Tinubu by CatANDratTHEORY: 7:01am On Mar 05, 2022
For those who couldn't read through, here is the summary.

The article says that despite the role played by Sen. Tinubu in bringing Gen. Buhari to power, that Buhari isn't willing to reciprocate the gesture to Tinubu.

How do we know? Buhari's appointment of Sen. Abdullahi as the APC chairman spells doom for Sen. Tinubu.

The article says that the kingmaker has resigned himself to fate. Indeed, to the distress of some political commentators Tinubu has reduced himself, running around in a way not fitting for a kingmaker of his status.

The article also says that unlike those that came before Gen. Buhari, that the general controls the utmost power in APC. There are no alternative power centres within APC. The general will always have his way.

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Sports / Re: Clarence Seedorf Converts To Islam by CatANDratTHEORY: 6:44am On Mar 05, 2022
gawu1:

[s]Pain goat sighted.
Have you finished counting those ones of Ukraine? [/s]

You and your type are deluded.

Anụ ofia.
Sports / Re: Clarence Seedorf Converts To Islam by CatANDratTHEORY: 10:43pm On Mar 04, 2022
liasmiram2567:


Bunch of idiots! Typing before thinking
Sports / Re: Clarence Seedorf Converts To Islam by CatANDratTHEORY: 10:35pm On Mar 04, 2022
ismodiwa:


[s]You'll regret ever making this statement, unless you do as he did.[/s]

Once you hear allahu, the next thing is kaboom and then counting of scores grin grin
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Slapped By Someone You Went To Woo? Share Your Experiences by CatANDratTHEORY: 10:25pm On Mar 04, 2022
HiideaConsole:


[s]The girl nur get anger issue ba?

All of dem dey crase nih

Them wan die?
I follow you yarn, you no reply na to tear me slap??

You're a SIMPle man sir[/s]

The girl was a teen and clearly had no full understanding of how life was.
Youthful ebullience and exuberance can trigger such.

Even as at that, women are a bunch of problems. Make sure you beat your wife to coma if she slaps you (anger can make one mad)

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Attack:if You Try Russia For War Crimes Try UK And USA As Well(photos) by CatANDratTHEORY: 10:17pm On Mar 04, 2022
I think this is a case of some animals being more equal than the others.

My only concern is why has African leaders chosen to make Africa a shit hole?
China worked itself up the ladder in less than seventy years, why can't an African country do same?

Are Africans destined to be puppets despite the enormous potentials the continent possess?

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Sports / Re: Clarence Seedorf Converts To Islam by CatANDratTHEORY: 10:06pm On Mar 04, 2022
He should be careful peradventure he visits places like Pakistan and Afghanistan because those places are deadly.

Once you hear allahu, the next thing is kaboom and then counting of scores begin. undecided

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Europe Is Facing Its 'darkest Days' Since Second World War Says UN Leader (Pix) by CatANDratTHEORY: 9:36pm On Mar 04, 2022
Righteousness2:
[s]Awful, crazy and Dark as the world seems right now!
It is Pizza and Ice cream compared to what is going to be right here on Earth after the RAPTURE of the Bride of Christ.

We are at the "Cast of Eternity"!
The RAPTURE is anymoment!
Everything that needs to happen befor the Rapture has happen already!
We are Just waiting for GOD to give JESUS the Word to snatch HIS own out of this Wicked, Filthy, evil, Sinful, Pervasive, Godless, loveless and Lawless world.

Woe! Woe! Beside you if you are left behind! It is going to be a Hell on Earth.

You don't have to be Here! Do the Needful now you have the opportunity! The Needful is to Come into a Genuie relationship with JESUS Christ and Live in readiness for His arrival.[/s]

Your case entered another dimension as soon as your god Trump lost the election.

You aren't different from Putin and Kim. You all are war mongers.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Europe Is Facing Its 'darkest Days' Since Second World War Says UN Leader (Pix) by CatANDratTHEORY: 9:32pm On Mar 04, 2022
[quote author=Righteousness2 post=110756164][s]Awful, crazy and Dark as the world seems right now!
It is Pizza and Ice cream compared to what is going to be right here on Earth after the RAPTURE of the Bride of Christ.[[/s]/quote]

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