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What's with afonjas and Fulani with marrying moredan one wife
SEE DEM SEF BLEACHING CREAM INTL LIMITED.

End time prophetess

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Tragic!
May their souls rest in peace...
May your souls be accepted by the God almighty

Thank God for her...
Black is beautiful...
Intelligence is good.

Thank God for them!

calliope:
so? Should we fry bean

I think it's better u fry ur unwashed nasty clítoris and eat it....u don run buy land just to type garbage.

Wow, I'm a Barcelona fan, but this season my support have been on chelsea, man u and Liverpool...
Why? Becos of their terrible form last season... I hope Chelsea wins the league and those two follows...
If u see whr I dey jubilate wen dem score eh, u go think say I dey support those clubs...


4.arsenal...their favorite position.

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Mehn dis comments are hilarious... Pepper wan enter my head

wman:
I'm not sure GTA San Andreas works on lollipop upwards.

No update since.

A friend of mine that uses Samsung Galaxy Note 4 bought it with his ATM card but it didn't work.

I already found mine...
It's working perfectly....
V1.08

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E no go better for Glo...

Hapi new year

Willliiaaaaammmssss again!!!!

Some people no get sense and dey will never have sense.

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Why does it have unstable connection from 10.00pm to God knows.

RONAN:
Gay alert! Some people are just senseless!

I'm not a gay...just saying wat happened.

RONAN:
Gay alert! Some people are just senseless!

I'm not a gay...just telling u wat happened.

AngelSweetLips:
I'm not understanding

Read very well

Well, my friend who loves making frnds with females wen we were still in pry and sec sch chat me up on WhatsApp today and he told me that he's coming to my place. We had last seen each other since 2010, so he collected my number from my other frnd who we do see most tyms and since then we've been chatting.
So today I dey nairaland jejely dey laff and dey read news, naim my friend text me on whatsapp and he told me that he's bored that he will like to come to my place. I say chai! For this recession naim person dey come my place ...I say oya come na(make e no be like say I wan disappoint am).
Dem I start to dey boil rice(dey prepare jollof rice, I carry stock fish , boil egg, et al).
This my ngga come dey disturb me say e don dey that place, e don dey this place ooo, which bus I go enter (I say which kind wahala wey this guy come carry dey give me this morning)....
As the guy come reach, we greet wella, I bring the drink wey I buy i give am one, I take one, as I wan come serve food give am, he say don chop 1 full slice bread before he come(my friend are u mad )...e tell me say make I no vex...(well part of my mind still happy, coz na me go still gbadun am).
As I come dey chop my food jejely naim that my padi collect my phone(he say make I unlock am), I unlock the phone....oya u give me ur own make I look ur own too. He say noooo(say him battery go die)... I look this n*gga finish, I con say shey I resemble person wey u fit use clean yansh...(I shut up jejely, grab my phone from him hand)...
As I come dey chop, naim the guy stand up, he say make I see ur room. I say wetin u wan use my room do My room no fine.... Still the guy insist say he must to see my room. I tell am say OK...I show am direction, e enter, e com dey stay there for some minutes...e come out.
E say ehn ehn wetin u come dey hide there now?... I say nothing...

Naim dis guy give me shock of my life....he say "let's go to the room na"... U say wetin ...wetin do parlor? Shey parlor never do u? shey u know see say I dey watch TV.. Abi u no see say I dey chop.
E say " it doesn't mean na".... He grab my phone for my hand and e come tell me say I must follow am enter my room
Abeg say na truth say it doesn't mean?

yjgm:
The best government ever in the history of the world

Are u smoking shit?