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Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 2:39pm On Aug 17, 2017 |
So, we have been able to establish that. 1) Dr. Eben wasn't declared brain dead because people that are sedated are never declared brain dead. 2) Dr. Eben made up his 7 days theory, people who have NDE lose perception of time. 3) Professor Oliver Wolf Sacks has already explained everything that happened, so I don't see any argument here. 4) Christians and their lying to further their agenda. Al Taqiya comes to mind. And it's called Obsterics, not gynaecology. You want to discuss immunology and oncology and you can't even get your terms right? So when I mention cd4 you'll call it condoms 4? Laughable. |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 2:01pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
butterflylion:Oh, you want to go technical? Dumbo that doesn't know that it's possible for a woman to reach full dilation during labour without rupturing her membranes which will now be ruptured artificially using an amniotomy hook called Artificial Rupture of Membranes. Dumbo that doesn't know that women can be in active phase of labour before seeing SHOW. Watch out for the technical areas beofe you say women push at 4cm, bloody liar. I can repeat it for you again, like I said, repetition is needed for dumb people to get things. A woman presents with regular uterine contraction with cervical dilation at 0cm is admitted under the provisional diagnosis of labour. Cervical dilation of 0cm doesn't preclude labour because Latent phase of labour is from 0cm to 4cm. If cervical dilation progresses, then the woman is in true labour but if cervix remains at 0cm after observation, then she's diagnosed as having Braxton Hicks. I repeat, no one says False Labour at presentation. Do you want me to repeat it for you again so that you can get it? This simple thing is messing you up, you now want to discuss immunology and oncology. Your personal Lord and Savior wasn't brain dead. He had his NDE as he was regaining cortical function. Dude totally made up his 7 days as per Tupac Shakur wey him be because it's been proven that people with NDE lose perception of time. Go to the health section and open your thread. I can't view your Medical ignorance alone. Colleagues have to see it. |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 1:06pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
butterflylion:I know I sound like a broken record but it has been shown that you have to repeat things for dumb people before they get it, so I don't mind repeating. A woman presents with regular uterine contraction with cervical dilation at 0cm is admitted under the provisional diagnosis of labour. Cervical dilation of 0cm doesn't preclude labour because Latent phase of labour is from 0cm to 4cm. If cervical dilation progresses, then the woman is in true labour but if cervix remains at 0cm after observation, then she's diagnosed as having Braxton Hicks. I repeat, no one says False Labour at presentation. Do you want me to repeat it for you again so that you can get it? This simple thing is messing you up, you now want to discuss immunology and oncology. Your personal Lord and Savior wasn't brain dead. He had his NDE as he was regaining cortical function. Dude totally made up his 7 days as per Tupac Shakur wey him be because it's been proven that people with NDE lose perception of time. |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 12:46pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
butterflylion:Like I said, keep out doing yourself. False labour is never diagnosed at presentation, the woman is first of all observed over a period of time before it could be said that she has false labour. You don't read? scratch that, do you even know how to read? This small thing is proving too tough for you and you want to discuss immunology and oncology. Laughable. |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 11:59am On Aug 16, 2017 |
butterflylion:Wow, so a woman shows up with contraction and after no dilation is noted at initial check, she's immediately called Braxton Hicks despite it being shown that labour starts at 0cn dilation. You're outdoing yourself. Clap for yourself. Don't say this rubbish at the health section when you eventually open your thread. Free advice. |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 11:50am On Aug 16, 2017 |
butterflylion:The post you quoted clearly states, labour was misdiagnosed, the diagnosis now changes to false labour/Braxton Hicks. Never called it sarcasm. It is fuckkking there you illiterate retardddddd. Person with medical knowledge that encourages women to push at 4cm. That's how you'll tear their cervix and ake them give birth to dead babies. Now I know why you don't like journals. You don't fuckkking read. Your education made you so. Go to the health section and open a thread, let the whole world see your ignorance. Half baked illiterate. |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 11:30am On Aug 16, 2017 |
butterflylion:I have explained Braxton Hicks and labour 2 times on this page. You're too dumb to comprehend it, that's why you go around making ridiculous Medical statements. Since you're too dumb to understand Braxton Hicks and labour, it's a given that you'll be too dumb to understand sarcasm even if it's fuckkking you in the arse. Go to the health section naa, why are you scared? Don't you trust your brain anymore Mr Dumb fellow that doesn't even know the definition of labour but wants to argue immunology and oncology. Fuckkking retardddddd. And your Lord and savior was never brain dead. He had his NDE as he was regaining full cerebral function. |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 11:18am On Aug 16, 2017 |
butterflylion: Illiterate friend go and open a thread in the Health section then we'll discuss that topic so that your ignorance will be laid bare to the Medical world. Pushing at 4cm would be the least of your blunders, trust me. You are not even a medical personnel, you're not qualified to engage me, you said so yourself. |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 11:14am On Aug 16, 2017 |
felixomor:I'm not going through this with you again. You and your illiterate friend go and open a thread in the Health section then we'll discuss that topic so that your ignorance will be laid bare to the world. Pushing at 4cm would be the least of your blunders, trust me. |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 11:12am On Aug 16, 2017 |
butterflylion:You're not a medical person and you have the right to question the opinions of a medical doctor? End of discussion ladies and gentlemen. This dude isn't qualified. |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 11:09am On Aug 16, 2017 |
butterflylion: So if a woman having regular contractions suddenly appear and you do a vaginal exam and discover she's not dilated yet, you make a diagnosis of false labour without observation just like that? No wonder you say women can push at 4cm. Illiterate. |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 11:03am On Aug 16, 2017 |
butterflylion:Go to the health section open the thread and we'll talk about it. So that my colleagues can hear you spill your pseudomedicine bullshit like a woman can push at 4cm. My belle oooo. Fuckkking illiterate retard |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 11:01am On Aug 16, 2017 |
felixomor:There's criteria and there's definition, they both work hand in hand, one can't be done without the other. So definition of brain death is irreversible, so if it reverses, then it's not brain death. Una dense ooo |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 10:59am On Aug 16, 2017 |
butterflylion:Goalpost shift alert!!!!!! Illiterate that says a woman can push at 4cm, how dumb can a person be? The crux of the debate has been if labour could be diagnosed at 0cm and I've demonstrated that. Latent phase of LABOUR is from 0cm to 4cm. But your blindness won't let you see it. Now, what I said was that if a woman is having contractions and is admitted to the hospital, a provisional diagnosis of labour is made, but if no cervical dilation is notes after a day or 2, labour was misdiagnosed and the diagnosis is changed to false labour/Braxton Hicks contractions because those contractions don't cause cervical dilation which the woman in question never achieved. Dumbo |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 10:45am On Aug 16, 2017 |
shaybebaby:Thank you. Someone that gets it. |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 10:45am On Aug 16, 2017 |
butterflylion:Patient encouraged to push at 4cm? Ha, now it all makes sense. Chai. Wetin person no go see for Nairaland. |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 10:40am On Aug 16, 2017 |
felixomor:Oh,you too don't know the stages of labour? My God |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 10:39am On Aug 16, 2017 |
felixomor:I was only comparing how definition aids in diagnosis. Smartass, I never compared both. What I said was that the first diagnosis was wrong, misdiagnosis, so the diagnosis gets changed to false labour. You guys are dense |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 10:34am On Aug 16, 2017 |
butterflylion:Someone that knows nada about Medicine that can't even get labour right that wants to discuss immunology and oncology. Labour is divided into 3 stages. The 1st stage is further divided into 1)Latent phase with cervical dilation of 0cm to 4cm with no finger entering the cervix at 0cm in a nulliparous woman 2) Active phase of labour from 4cm to 10cm full dilation. Go and read an obsterics textbook. Stop embarrassing yourself. And you want to discuss immunology and oncology. Little things like this and you can't even get them right. Fuckkking genius you are. |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 9:38am On Aug 16, 2017 |
butterflylion:Shey you see why I said people that are ignorant shouldn't be talking? You know nothing about medicine so keep quiet. Latent phase of labour is from 0cm to 4cm that means that cervix can be closed and a diagnosis of labour is made. You don't even know common labour and you want me to discuss immunology and oncology with you? Fuckkking illiterate. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 9:20am On Aug 16, 2017 |
felixomor:Doctors misdianose especially if the diagnosis is a clinical diagnosis like your brain death Definition and criteria are used to aid diagnosis. Let me use labour as an example. Labour is defined as a regular uterine contraction with gradual effacement and dilation of the cervix leading to complete expulsion of the contents of the uterus. So, a woman comes in with uterine contraction, a diagnosis of labour is made, but after 2 days, no change in the length of the cervix, cervix is still closed then labour was misdiagnosed, the diagnosis now changes to false labour/Braxton Hicks contractions and she's sent home. Same thing with brain death. It is defined as irreversible loss of function. So, if function returns, then brain death was misdiagnosed. It's all there in the definition. I don't know how hard this is. And the stroke post was obvious sarcasm. You christians aren't smart enough to detect obvious sarcasm. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 8:09am On Aug 16, 2017 |
felixomor:So doctors do not misdiagnose in your village abi? Brain death is a clinical diagnosis, so it's largely dependent on the skills of the person diagnosing. Countries like America have even gone further to say that only neurologists should declare a person brain dead. It's even there in the definition of brain death that it's irreversible. How dense can you people get? Your Dr. wasn't declared brain dead because he was sedated, how can you come back from a place you never went to? 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 8:01am On Aug 16, 2017 |
butterflylion:Guess you're getting the princessebuka treatment after all. Next time, if you accuse someone of lying, do so with proof. Just this small conversation here where you guys couldn't even understand the definition of brain death you now want me to discuss immunology and oncology with you? So that you can scream and holler "liar" and "made up" to every little alphabet you don't understand? I'm not doing that. I'm still willing to discuss it with you if you go to the health section. You might learn a thing or two on immunology and oncology. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 7:13am On Aug 16, 2017 |
butterflylion:See, it is very simple. The same thing has happened between my self and princessebuka. I said something Medical and he made himself judge jury and executioner and declared it a lie, I stopped discussing Medical issues with him. Same thing is about to befall you. Dude it is very simple, I won't give the food of children to swine. You say I've been lying, point out one lie, you haven't. You just declare something a lie because of yours imagined years and research background in the medical field. Seems like anything you don't understand it can't imagine how possible it is is automatically a lie or made up. I won't waste time with you, if I write you'll shout liar or insult the journal I quoted from (who fuckkking does that except half baked illiterates). So, go to the health section, open a thread, list your qualifications with picture evidence, I'll list mine, then the good doctors of the health section will serve as judge, jury and executioner, not your illiterate self that haven't got a clue of what I'm talking about. You know the way to the health section right? Shining example of a failed education system. |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 11:56pm On Aug 15, 2017 |
butterflylion:Your education is nothing to write home about as you could confidently discard a work that physicians spent millions of dollars on research to be able to publish it in journals. Which school gave you that mentality to completely disregard research work? Have you even graduated? If you have and you did final year project, you wouldn't disregard research work like that. Or maybe it's the fault of your University. Open the thread in the Health section, I want to expose your ignorance and half baked education there. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 11:37pm On Aug 15, 2017 |
butterflylion:Na wa, I write myself, they say I'm making stuff up, I post articles, they complain. Point where I made stuff up, they can't, just say it beat their chest and believe it. Bunch of nitwits dissing Medical journals. If your level of intelligence was remotely close to the eons that you're claiming, you won't say those rubbish about Medical journals. Just goes to show the type of education you received wherever it is that you schooled where they don't value research work it's blatantly obvious. You want us to discuss the pathophysiology, go to health section open a thread at least Medical doctors would be there, then call me I'll engage you and see if they won't laugh you out of your thread with this your ignorant statement on Medical journals. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 8:04pm On Aug 15, 2017 |
Felixomor and butterflylion, that you guys talk this way about Medical journals further goes to buttress my point on the theoretical physics and secondary School students analogy. God, having your paper/research published in a medical journal is the Pinnacle of a doctor's career. That's how new information and breakthroughs in medicine is communicated to the entire medical community. It's not dropped in our hearts individually by the holy Spirit. I feel terrible engaging you guys if you feel this way about Medical journals. The gulf of class between us is too huge that you could fit the Milky way in it. If you want to know the pathophysiology of the remission, open another thread in the health section and I'll engage you at least my colleagues will be there to watch you two fools disgrace yourselves. Fuckkking Medical illiterates dissing the lancet and new england Journal of Medicine. Werin person no go hear from these illiterates. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 7:06pm On Aug 15, 2017 |
felixomor:People who recover from end stage cancer have a name attributed to the phenomena, it is called Spontaneous remission of cancer. With a pathophysiology behind it. So, they weren't misdiagnosed, besides, cancer is not a clinical diagnosis there are too many diagnostic modalities that chance for errors are all but erased People who recovered from brain death, what are they called? What's the pathophysiology behind it? See your dead analogy? At least you've been able to understand that definition is different from criteria. So I've not been wasting my time 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 6:52pm On Aug 15, 2017 |
felixomor:Felix are you dumb? Definition is different from criteria maki chut. |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 6:42pm On Aug 15, 2017 |
felixomor:Definition of brain death is irreversible loss of function in the brain. Definition of an entity and criteria of diagnosing the entity are 2 different things nna. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2772257/ https://www.openanesthesia.org/brain-death-definition/ Read the links and weep. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 6:38pm On Aug 15, 2017 |
felixomor:I never ever claimed I was qualified to manage the patient. Apnoea test is used to declare a patient brain dead. So, he's brain dead, ngwa show your apnea test. Every medical personnel knows that to certify someone brain dead, you need 3 things, coma, loss of brain stem reflexes and apnea test. Every other thing is ancillary including EEG, fMRI. You no know these things? Abi you watched it in Grey's Anatomy that EEG is a major criteria for brain death diagnosis How can you be looking for who certified when the story clearly says it was only the emergency doctor who had first contact that was interviewed.You people said he was brain dead, ngwa bring the person and point where he was declared brain dead. Na wa ooo Please stop lyingPeople beat prognostic odds all the time. Cassano did it, people who had spontaneous remission of cancer did too. |
Religion / Re: Atheist Neurosurgeon Finds God After Near Death Experience. by CatfishBilly: 6:30pm On Aug 15, 2017 |
felixomor:Because the loss of brain function wasn't irreversible which is a major criteria in the definition of brain death, so patients were misdiagnosed. Una dense oooo 1 Like |
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