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PoliticsRe: People In Jos Climb Mast Just To Listen To Buhari During Campaign by caukerzee(m): 10:53pm On Jan 27, 2015
PoliticsRe: People In Jos Climb Mast Just To Listen To Buhari During Campaign by caukerzee(m): 10:21pm On Jan 17, 2015
sbaks:
@caukerzee you be josite? I dey hail o. Jos na my second town. Many people no know say na we wey dem born for north na we sabi politics pass as na we know this boko guys pass and their ambition abi?
I dey tell you. Which side you dey?
PoliticsRe: People In Jos Climb Mast Just To Listen To Buhari During Campaign by caukerzee(m): 7:57pm On Jan 17, 2015
sbaks:
Not the plateau people I know. All na wash! This must be northern jos (where hausas plenty pass). Btw dat gal try wey she kiss am o. I felt DISGUSTED by her act
Asin eh. These people don't know.
PoliticsRe: People In Jos Climb Mast Just To Listen To Buhari During Campaign by caukerzee(m): 7:56pm On Jan 17, 2015
Stop consoling your souls. Massive fire. PDP will sweep plateau state. Quote me after the election. You don't know my home more than me.
PoliticsRe: People In Jos Climb Mast Just To Listen To Buhari During Campaign by caukerzee(m): 7:52pm On Jan 17, 2015
All this one na bobo juice. Lol...Buhari will lose in plateau. Every jos person knows this.
PoliticsRe: Change VS Transformation by caukerzee(op): 7:39pm On Jan 17, 2015
Day169:
Not quite, Transformation has been more of a hoax if you consider the how little has been achieved vis-a-vis the resources at the disposal of this govt, the endless time its taken and the "cost inefficience" to the nations purse.
The general thinking of the common man of the street is, when will govt policies impart positively on my life? And since there no satisfactory answers in site then the so called transformation is simply a mirage!
So "Change" and not transformation is what we "NEED"!
If we go by this a assertation then we could say no president or head of state in the past has done anything reasonable to move the country forward.
PoliticsRe: APC Presidential Rally Plateau State Live! by caukerzee(m): 1:36pm On Jan 17, 2015
papawemba:
That's not inside a train but a transit bus from aircraft landing spot to or fro the arrival or departure lounge as the case may be. #olodo #ode #clueless associates.
The APC family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a p.rick.
PoliticsRe: APC Presidential Rally Plateau State Live! by caukerzee(m): 1:21pm On Jan 17, 2015
alqaeda:
They are not at home or business premises. Which business does plateau man have. The only business he has is the ogogoro joints.
Tell me… Is being stup.id a profession or are you just gifted?
PoliticsRe: APC Presidential Rally Plateau State Live! by caukerzee(m): 1:14pm On Jan 17, 2015
Dbboy:
If I wasn't in Jos I would have been deceived lol most if not all Christain are indoors or indoors in there business premise, I inclusive before this Buhari thugs (Muslim) kills someone. It's on record that when ever Buhari comes to jos there would be problem I hope this time it would be different.
Asin ehn. At the end of the day he'll still lose over here anyway. His touts are harassing people over here in bukuru park.
PoliticsRe: APC Presidential Rally Plateau State Live! by caukerzee(m): 1:05pm On Jan 17, 2015
All na wash!!! He'll still lose in Plateau. His followers over here know better.
PoliticsRe: Change VS Transformation by caukerzee(op): 10:30am On Jan 17, 2015
Labo:
Caukerzee, you trying to sound neutral. Anyway, I believe the current system is not working. So, I support a change. Ta
You have no prove to that claim
PoliticsRe: Change VS Transformation by caukerzee(op): 10:29am On Jan 17, 2015
Day169:
8yrs ago(2007), the electorate wanted anyone but The General- Status quo.
4yrs later(2011) it needed Goodluck to steer its affairs out of its murky waters- Transforrmation.
Now(2015), the perception of the electorate,favors no other than The General- Change!
Are you then saying transformation is complete and now it's the time to move on to change?
PoliticsRe: Change VS Transformation by caukerzee(op): 8:55am On Jan 17, 2015
icecalm:
Indeed and the foreman of the change is an old man with meek teeth and know assuming the nature of a little saint. so who is going to remove him entirely for a new being to exist in his position
grin grin
PoliticsRe: Change VS Transformation by caukerzee(op): 8:11am On Jan 17, 2015
ucheheart:
Save the long interpretation for a rainy day. Here is a short version: change means removing the old and replacing it with the new while transformation is making the old look new. We need a new face in govt we need change.
Transformation goes beyond looks, it goes deep into the heart of the system. Change simply replaces, not necessarily with better.
EducationRe: Recommend Threads For Frontpage by caukerzee(m): 8:10pm On Jan 16, 2015
PoliticsChange VS Transformation by caukerzee(op): 7:53pm On Jan 16, 2015
Change fixes the past. Transformation creates the future.

The chances of getting what we want increase as we become clearer about what we want. Do you want a better version of now or something new? Both paths are difficult and produce rewards. Choose wisely.

CHANGE requires becoming familiar with the current situation, and working to make things better, faster, cheaper, or some other “er” word. The past is the fundamental reference point and actions are intended to alter what already happened. The success of a CHANGE initiative is judged by efficiencies and economies that are realized at the end of our effort, compared with when you started. When you choose CHANGE, your future is really a reconditioned or improved version of the past.

TRANSFORMATION is an assertion that our actions today create our future tomorrow. The future can be described and realized when you free yourself from constraints of the past. In transformation, you design your future and invent ways to bring it about. Transformation doesn’t describe the future by referencing the past (better, faster, or cheaper); it births a future that is entirely new. Like .CHANGE, TRANSFORMATION also begins with firmly grasping the current state of affairs — the As Is of the CORE PRIME. Without an intimate understanding of our As Is, we’re delusional about the future from the outset. When you choose the path of TRANSFORMATION it becomes easier to leave the past behind after thoroughly considering the As Is. You permit yourselves to envision the future freely; you make specific promises, with full INTEGRITY, about how things shall be. You take action to ensure that we live into your declarations about the future.

A butterfly is a transformation, not a better caterpillar

IN ACTION

In CHANGE mode, the desire to improve the past directs what we do. The past sets boundaries and constrains possibilities. CHANGE makes the system better. In TRANSFORMATION mode, the future directs your actions and only the limits of imagination and courage constrain possibilities. TRANSFORMATION causes new systems to emerge.


On February 14 we have duty to perform may our good conscience help us to choose WISELY!!!
BusinessRe: Aliko Dangote Loses $7.8 Billion As Naira, Stocks Plunge -Forbes by caukerzee(m): 9:53pm On Dec 24, 2014
Ekans:
Oh Nigeria!, Uncle jona has really messed us up big time.
tinacrl01:
[color=#000099][/color] JONA SHLD GET AWAY OUT OF THIS COUNTRY
teemanbastos:
More reason he has to send Gej packing unless ...... God4bidbadtin
These retards above is prove that Africans hate to read.
They read the Topic only and jump to the comment box.
What else do you want to blame GEJ for? The next natural earthquake or tsunami that will happen?? Or the war going on in Syria?
EducationRe: Recommend Threads For Frontpage by caukerzee(m): 9:31pm On Dec 24, 2014
CelebritiesRe: Jesse Jagz Criticizes Headies 2014 For 'Too Much Dancing', While Nation Burns by caukerzee(m): 3:11pm On Dec 16, 2014
Most of these people spewing craapp have not been directly or indirectly affected by the shenanigans of the terrorist. Y'all just sit behind your computers and phones to say trash y'all know nothing about. The bombings and killings are real. This is no movie. In some parts of the country people have to hide to survive. We should be singular minded towards ending the terror instead or the attitude of lack of concern put up by most of y'all. Because you are in a safe and comfortable zone yeah? Sooner than you think it will get y'all right in your comfort zones.
Music/RadioRe: Davido's Aye Is 81st Best Track In The World - Fader Magazine by caukerzee(m):
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CareerRe: Pharmacists, Pharmacy Students And Interns. At Home Or Abroad, Let's Meet Here. by caukerzee(m): 1:30pm On Dec 02, 2014
Bukkiminat:
sorry,wich school is that?
Unijos
LiteratureRe: Jos, December And Cold. by caukerzee(m): 10:54am On Dec 02, 2014
interleukin:
All this noise about Jos. I hate that place.
You don't matter. You are fuçking insignificant. So keep hating if you will.
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LiteratureRe: Jos, December And Cold. by caukerzee(m): 8:36am On Dec 02, 2014
Vinsaint:
Sry bros no harm meant i my comment. Dont work urself up abt it. But u said Hausas are visitors in plateu Jos? Dat means Jos Plateau aint Hausa State, then what are they and what major language do they speak. Pls am asking to know bros/sis. okey?! Dont get pissed abt de comments u receive. If u can still explain which states are Hausas from de north and which are Fulanis i will appreciate. Is december bruh, U dont need to get angry and spoil ur joyful season. We've come along way. smiley smiley
The Hausas and Fulanis originate from the north western and north eastern states. The Fulanis migrate to feed their cattle into Plateau during the dry season. There are over 45 languages in plateau. The hausa language is only used by people who don't understand English very well, from these 45 tribes as a common ground for communication. English and pidgin is majorly used in the city. The major ethnic group in plateau is the Berom. Plateau ìs not a Hausa State. Hausas found in plateau are simply immigrants.
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LiteratureRe: Jos, December And Cold. by caukerzee(m): 12:06am On Dec 02, 2014
ahizih:
Jos cold weather is notin wen compared wit katsina state weather, dat one is all season
Back your claim with statistical Data. Jos right from time Jos has been refared to as the coldest 'city' in Nigeria. I'm sure you haven't even been to Jos before.
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LiteratureRe: Jos, December And Cold. by caukerzee(m):
Vinsaint:
Kai dis aboki weh i write am for dis tin i sabi book weli well walahi!
See as i kwom kwonstruct de poem weli well. I won mek i kwom for Jos
now now. Bortu my mind dey tell me sey Boko Haram dey carri bomb do
fireworks dia. Lol grin grin grin
Anoda tin weh de mek me laff na when pple dey talk abt cold 5-10 degrees in Jos.
When i dey finish school 5p.m eat and go around 9 p.m play futbal match or training
in -5 to -10 degrees in Europe. U no go even feel ur leg, hands and ears.
If not for boko i for come jos dey waka naked for dia in their winta abi na try cold
as i wan visit naija dis xmas. Me weh no dey live for eastern europe dey thank God sef
sey i dey for western side. wetin i for talk. Those ppl dey get -15 to -35 degrees. Still u will
see Igbo boys dey horzul. I dey tell u obinna Nsofor and Amed musa dey piss ice block for dia
in de winter. I no lie you. grin grin grin
drlawizle:
In Sambisa with ma boy Sheki baba
Chilling tinz
We run naija angry
torhuke:
Come prepared for Boko haram and Fulani herdsmen and their invasion?
Hhmm, odiegwu.
I was in jos city in 2005 and 2006.
A very fine city though but this Hausa Fulani fights en... Hah
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walemoney007:
So mak we dey com jos because of cold now,abi wetin dis OP mean.but well sha i would lov to visit oda part of nigeria one day sha.for lagos hia eh,u no go remember say u dey december sef wit d kin sun wey go flog u koboko and cane.
I hate it when people begin to scream "Book Haram", "Fulani herdsmen", "Hausa"...etc When you mention Jos anywhere. The security situation in the city of Jos is [size=19pt]"GROSSLY EXERGERATED"[/size] by the media and it pains me. They make it seem as if one could just be taking stroll through the streets then, a random terrorist out of no where just appears and slit your throat open. When I read the papers and blogs wonder if it's the same Jos I've lived in for over 20 years of my life they're talking about. I mean, before the bomblast in jos earlier this year Jos was celebrating four years without violence. Heck! Abuja has experience many more terrorist attacks than Jos but I don't see people talking ill about abuja's security situation. Cases of Fulani herdsmen attacking farmers never happens in Jos (the state capital ) but rather in a few villages in other local government (even these kind of clashes haven't made the headlines in a very long time). I also hate it when these southerners assume that everyone from the north is Hausa. Meanwhile here in plateau state there is no single settlement that belongs to the Hausa tribe. Any Hausa man in Jos and plateau as a whole is a visitor.
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CareerRe: Pharmacists, Pharmacy Students And Interns. At Home Or Abroad, Let's Meet Here. by caukerzee(m): 8:51pm On Dec 01, 2014
Arrh. . .One will not enjoy the Christmas break with a settled mind. Just when we were about to start exams the school closed till January due to protests against the planned hike in school fees.
HealthRe: 5 Health Benefits Of Smoking by caukerzee(op):
zubby29:
yes i know people like dat 2,bt der are people dat will smoke and in a short period of time dey are gone,plenty of dem like dat,science has proven dat witout a doubt,even look at d pack of a cigret dey will also warn u abt d product dat u arte abt to purchase,so wat are we sayin.i am not better dan dos dat smoke o,bt i strogly blv dat cigrate is a killer,if u dnt blv ask a few drs
Yeah. . .True that tho.
HealthRe: 5 Health Benefits Of Smoking by caukerzee(op): 3:03pm On Dec 01, 2014
zubby29:
y should i smoke? i neva wan die.i have a lovely family dat needs me now,sometin must kill man though but it mst not b cigret for me
I know a man who has smoked for over 40 years and still lives. It's not always about what you do but how you do it.
HealthRe: 5 Health Benefits Of Smoking by caukerzee(op): 12:49pm On Dec 01, 2014
zubby29:
D disadvantage outweighs d advantages,he dat has ears make he hear o
Do yo smoke?
Health5 Health Benefits Of Smoking by caukerzee(op): 11:45am On Dec 01, 2014
https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Society/Pix/pictures/2009/6/30/1246364218778/Man-smoking-a-cigarette-001.jpg
Who says smoking cigarettes is so bad ... well, aside from the World Health Organization, Food and Drug Administration, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and every medical board and association on the face of the Earth?
But should smokers be fortunate enough to dodge all that cancer, heart disease, emphysema and the like, they will be uniquely protected — for reasons unexplained by science — against a handful of diseases and afflictions.
Call it a silver lining in their otherwise blackened lungs. Although long-term smoking is largely a ticket to early death, here are (gulp) five possible benefits from smoking. Breathe deep.


1. Smoking lowers risk of knee-replacement surgery
While smokers might go broke buying a pack of cigarettes, they can at least save money by avoiding
knee-replacement surgery. Surprising results from a new study have revealed that men who smoke had less risk of undergoing total joint replacement surgery than those who never smoked.
The study, from the University of Adelaide in Australia, appears in the July issue of the journal Arthritis & Rheumatism. What could be the connection? Knee-replacement surgery was more common among joggers and the obese; smokers rarely jog, and they are less likely to be morbidly obese.
After controlling for age, weight and exercise, the researchers were at a loss to explain the apparent, albeit slight protective effects of smoking for osteoporosis. It could be that the nicotine in tobacco helps prevent cartilage and joint deterioration.


2. Smoking lowers risk of Parkinson's disease
Numerous studies have identified the uncanny inverse relationship between smoking and Parkinson's disease. Long-term smokers are somehow protected against Parkinson's, and it's not because smokers die of other things earlier.
The most recent, well-conducted study was published in a March 2010 issue of the journal Neurology. Far from determining a cause for the protective effect, these researchers found that the number of years spent smoking, more so than the number of cigarettes smoked daily, mattered more for a stronger protective effect.
Harvard researchers were among the first to provide convincing evidence that smokers were less likely to develop Parkinson's. In a study published in Neurology in March 2007, these researchers found the protective effect wanes after smokers quit. And they concluded, in their special scientific way, that they didn't have a clue as to why.

3. Smoking lowers risk of obesity
Smoking — and, in particular, the nicotine in tobacco smoke — is an appetite suppressant. This has been known for centuries, dating back to indigenous cultures in America in the pre-Columbus era. Tobacco companies caught on by the 1920s and began targeting women with the lure that smoking would make them thinner.

A study published in the July 2011 issue of the journal Physiology & Behavior, in fact, is one of many stating that the inevitable weight gain upon quitting smoking is a major barrier in getting people to stop, second only to addiction.
The relationship between smoking and weight control is complex: Nicotine itself acts as both a stimulant and appetite suppressant; and the act of smoking triggers behavior modification that prompts smokers to snack less. Smoking also might make food less tasty for some smokers, further curbing appetite. As an appetite suppressant, nicotine appears to act on a part of the brain called the hypothalamus, at least in mice, as revealed in a study by Yale researchers published in the June 10, 2011, issue of the journal Science.
No respectable doctor would recommend smoking for weight control, given the toxic baggage accompanying cigarettes. This recent Yale study, however, does offer an inkling of hope for a safe diet drug to help obese people control their appetites.

4. Smoking lowers risk of death after some heart attacks
Compared with non-smokers, smokers who have had heart attacks seem to have lower mortality rates and more favorable responses to two kinds of therapy to remove plaque from their arteries: fibrinolytic therapy, which is basically medication; and angioplasty, which removes the plaque by inserting balloons or stents into the arteries.
There's a catch, though. The reason why smokers have heart attacks is that smoke scars the arteries, allowing fat and plaque to build up in the first place. So, one theory as to why smokers do better than non-smokers after such therapies is that they are younger, experiencing their first heart attack approximately 10 years before the non-smoker.
A study published in an August 2005 issue of the American Heart Journal, however, states that age alone is not enough to fully explain the survival differences and that "the smoker's paradox is alive and well." No alternative theories have been put forth since.

5. Smoking helps the heart drug clopidogrel work better
Clopidogrel is a drug used to inhibit blood clots for those patients suffering from coronary artery disease and other circulatory diseases leading to strokes and heart attacks. Smoking seems to help clopidogrel do its job better.
A study by Korean researchers in the October 2010 issue of the journal Thrombosis Research builds upon work by Harvard researchers published in 2009 that demonstrates the benefit of smoking at least 10 cigarettes a day. It seems that something in cigarette smoke activates certain proteins called cytochromes, which convert clopidogrel into a more active state.
Again, no respectable doctor is encouraging patients to start smoking to get the most out of clopidogrel. But this and the other four "benefits" of smoking reveal how tobacco — perhaps not unlike other potentially toxic plants — might contain certain chemicals of real therapeutic value.
SOURCE: Livescience
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy Note 4 VS Iphone 6 Plus by caukerzee(op): 8:30pm On Nov 30, 2014
Tuljaking:
lols come to my house let us finish the arguement#it would really be fun m tired of shits
what l"ll tell u here is the same thing I will tell you if I ever come to your house. You're trying to run already?? Clueless muchhuh
Next time try to back up your argument with stats. You have no idea how clueless you sound.
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy Note 4 VS Iphone 6 Plus by caukerzee(op): 5:36pm On Nov 30, 2014
Tuljaking:
lets focus on nigeria the country d most foolish one quoting me hails from you say samsung s4 is highest sales....u dumbass
Fuktard!! Stop embarrassing yourself with these re+added comments already. Samsung have sold more than 40 million S4s till date. The highest number of units of any of their Galaxy flagships.
Samsung shipped more than 20 million S4 smartphones by June 30, which is around 1.7 times faster than the Galaxy S III. As of October 23, 2013, Samsung has sold over 40 million S4 units six months after release.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samsung_Galaxy_S4
Stop saying bullsh¡t already!!!

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