₦airaland Forum

Udo di, Nna, ura na atu m

u ar just confused as Gab, Std. First I be Keke Driver, Now i be OKada, chai! na so dem do you, yarn straight na,

I go soon slap back that ur tongue enta ur mouth, bush mo

Ke ije

Studio, The Reservoir

u no get life, so how i wan take copy am

Thank God say no be u be the Only Igbo man for this Thread, Sam, and oda Umunnem, abeg may una help clear ma name wey dis JIM Nwobodo, wan drag thru the mire

we are two of a kind mehn, i live a responsible life here too in Surulere, despite the temptations around

for wer, e no even change price of Crayfish for market

comot der jare, u think say na dat ur own wey scatter scatter,

Igbo man to the core, Nke nesi Ego ego

ok, till u let us know, we're still witnessing

i no be Yahoo boy, I be Big boy , or u use style dey tell me wetin u dey do for Ikeja

i like ur teeth , why u no dey advertise for close up na,

^{begins to sing}

yarn am, no be lie
tell am, no be lie

@studio
anyway sha, dat one no be dreaming big, na living Big

oh!

chai! Myk I don worry you b4?, am a just a plain Chineked boy, who sees no evil, talks no evil, does no evil and runs from evil

three me

chai! ha ha ha studio, CB na my English name, Kelechi bu afa ada m nwanyi

@myk
u bubble head, ur belle burst der

you know na , Icho si, ka anyi taa Mmuo ni iro

bloody deaf n dumb

I neva escape, Info send Arcani to bail me out, may i help am beg Sammy for Contract

Studio, STOP!
don't act stupid, we have politicians for that. , ur lies go find u out one day, since u wan dey cast ur runs for NLD, Oya wetin dey dat Basket wey u dey hug under your armpits, wey u no gree anybody helep u with, i suspect na der u hide am

@myk
abeg if your stomach dey tear apart, abeg hold am comot we no wan just swim yet, from dat River Naija wey dey ur pot belle.

what sort of man are you? Huh??

If I cant See, N If I cant Screw, _{I mean nuts} , well The Golden Age beta Play table tennis with ma Balls

Outlawcum4,,, na ur name, InlawRelease2 na mine

e go beta, ha ha ha ha

no dey lie, How d Keke go tear the trouser come give am, nice Circle like say na rat chop am here and there, by the way, so na u steal those crayfish for market, so na u dose mopol men dey find, no wonder the Keke come dey smell crayfish, crayfish

oh!, I shoulda known

say what, say what, anything can happen

u have always had cold feet, why u no go be man for once, na for only wer Ibkaye dey, u dey flex those ur Skinny muscles

Who?, Info?, Na Muturu Ndama e be na , after the Judge dismiss the case finish, The Bobo, come dey find me up and down, wen e find me, e tell me say, true true, say may i tell am wher Sammy Dey, I tell am say, e Dey Nairaland, wey e be king, e surprise as i tell am say Sammy na King, na e i see sammy the Next day, e come dey tell me say, Info dey disturb am for Job, but as one no come dey, e  ask am may e just dey fan am, and to be the Kings Shepherd and look after the cattles and goats, milk them and fetch palmfronds for them.