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Jokes EtcRe: What If Your Boss Did This To You? by cbase: 5:42pm On Sep 25, 2008
why the long face na? u wan begin fart abi?
Jokes EtcRe: Children Again by cbase: 9:06pm On Sep 24, 2008
dats good
Poems For ReviewRe: A Woman by cbase: 9:06pm On Sep 24, 2008
nice one dear cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is The King? by cbase: 9:02pm On Sep 24, 2008
are u thinking? wey ur brain waka go?
Jokes EtcRe: Short Jokes by cbase: 9:01pm On Sep 24, 2008
right cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Why I Divorced Lyssa by cbase: 8:50pm On Sep 24, 2008
ko cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by cbase: 8:48pm On Sep 24, 2008
e nogree u shit? undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Chioya's Job Application by cbase: 8:45pm On Sep 24, 2008
Jeovy:
Chioya

I begged you not to kiss cbase,now you know why
Ike nsi, wts ur problem.
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by cbase: 8:43pm On Sep 24, 2008
by who?
Jokes EtcRe: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by cbase: 8:42pm On Sep 24, 2008
Oh ye naijaAsia gal, when would ye understand smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Fotos By Equlibrium by cbase: 8:41pm On Sep 24, 2008
na fite? undecided
Jokes EtcRe: I Resign by cbase: 8:40pm On Sep 24, 2008
after eva hapi
Jokes EtcRe: Proposed New Law For Joke by cbase: 8:37pm On Sep 24, 2008
frog eyes
Jokes EtcRe: Stupid! by cbase: 8:35pm On Sep 24, 2008
walawa ooo
Jokes EtcRe: Hi by cbase: 8:34pm On Sep 24, 2008
gbam
Nairaland GeneralRe: Walaihi : Jeovy Bleep Up. by cbase: 8:30pm On Sep 24, 2008
brotherhood of stars and cross sad
Poems For ReviewRe: Rhymes by cbase: 8:29pm On Sep 24, 2008
Moving on, up and about,
From east to west, north to south,
Through Lagos, with each street a tout
To Abuja, with politicians, money and their mouth
Ladies at each junction and roundabout
Rolling their eyes and seductively their lips pout
I’ve come to love 9ja more, about it there’s no doubt.

It is a love so pure,
It is a love so sure,
Ailments and loneliness, cure,
Time and distance, endure

Therefore I’ve taken the time to insure
Against hurt, pains and torture
In that sacred rule “not to injure”
Or pervasively and wickedly lure”




The labors of my palms,
The toils under the sun in the farm,
I’ll sit to enjoy under the fan,
My plantains, fry in the pan,
The yams full and plenty in the barn

Yes! I’ll toil like a man, cool
Hustle like a man,
And I’ll enjoy like a man,
Sipping my beer, like a big boy, from a can,
My ladies, take out in my van,
To a sunny picnic, so they’ll their skin tan.

I will have nothing my plans foil, angry
I’ve done ma part and share of the toil,
Haven’t I tilled the soil?
So, hmm, grin finger licking, my chicken I’ll broil
Ha Ha Ha grin the rice will boil,
Is it not time? I’ll the nuts and joints of my life oil,
I can fill it, watch and see a big boy uncoil,
Ha ha ha, cheesy am I not a son of the soil?
Jokes EtcRe: Updated Passport Pictures Of Our Fellow Nairalanders by cbase: 8:23pm On Sep 24, 2008
Me cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Rated 18 by cbase: 8:21pm On Sep 24, 2008
na true? cheesy
Poems For ReviewRe: Rhymes by cbase: 8:17pm On Sep 24, 2008
BTT:
@Cbase

I see you still spit fire
Hey B, yeah I still spit fire, na God.
tis a thing i like doing when am and not bored. grin
Poems For ReviewRe: Rhymes by cbase: 2:06pm On Sep 22, 2008
stillwater:
Aww, you just put a smile on my face wink kiss
thanks, dats the idea wink
Jokes EtcRe: Chioya's Job Application by cbase: 10:26am On Sep 20, 2008
na cry be dat? or laugh undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Fotos By Equlibrium by cbase: 10:25am On Sep 20, 2008
it would rid u of your confusion, thats why cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Rated 18 by cbase: 10:24am On Sep 20, 2008
yeah i do, but silently, u know, ssssssssssssshhhhh
Jokes EtcRe: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by cbase: 10:22am On Sep 20, 2008
keep it up, more grease to ur nyash
Jokes EtcRe: Hi by cbase: 10:21am On Sep 20, 2008
Tufiakwa grin
Poems For ReviewRe: Rhymes by cbase: 12:13am On Sep 20, 2008
To Candide

Dear One Candide,
your words to me were truly candid.

I spit Rhymes faster than chics Spend dough
So you said, Candide, I've got dough too, though,
I don't know whether to look on it as my friend or foe.
True it has kept me far from farmlands, cutlass and hoe
took me to school, to books, pencil and Biro.

Still it isn't everything
I've got it, but my memory, my worries have kept thin
I pray my father, when he gets to know, forgives me of this Sin
because i don't want to rule or lead a thing.


About that Coup, Candide tell me more,
though I know it won't work, because am a royal blood to the core
Coup in my town is a word only heard in folklore
you know stuffs like that, stories 'bout The Tortoise and the wisdom it bore.


It still sits there, The Throne
In its Majesty, engulfing, I know to it am prone
Since I can't get ma Heir-ship Blown
all I ask, you guys never leave me alone,
indulge me even if it means everyday having a party thrown.

who knows, maybe I'm just scared and would make a great king when I'm all grown
and have ma Dad all his kingly and great secrets shown,
But till then, with ma Rhymes, Candide, to the rhythm I've flown,
to that secret alcove within where art is polished bright and as in the days of Shakespeare shone.
Poems For ReviewRe: What Do You Think Of This? by cbase: 10:00pm On Sep 19, 2008
Nice with Suspension, keep it up dear
Jokes EtcRe: Updated Passport Pictures Of Our Fellow Nairalanders by cbase: 9:56pm On Sep 19, 2008
Gab like u sad
Jokes EtcRe: Hi by cbase: 9:56pm On Sep 19, 2008
**Clem walks in with the medication, slips and falls, the medication falls and breaks into pieces**

Now we are in deep shit sad
Jokes EtcRe: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by cbase: 9:54pm On Sep 19, 2008
u no fit carry ground ma guy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: I Resign by cbase: 6:23pm On Sep 19, 2008
sings

Gab make sense, wiskolo wisker
ur own case sef wiskolo wisker
ur look gon wiskolo wisker
ur nyash wiskolo wisker
wetin we go do u sef wiskolo wisker
na to *** grin grin grin grin wiskolo wisker

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