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Entertainment / Re: Top Ten Nigerian Hit Songs In 2012. by Cbourne(f): 1:23pm On Dec 21, 2012
what about Oliver Twist and Bottom Belle?

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Politics / Re: Obahiagbon On The Jubilation In Kaduna Over Yakowa's Death by Cbourne(f): 1:08pm On Dec 21, 2012
no subtitle?i don't root for Indigenous Languages,please someone should post the English version of what he said
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Scared Of Revealing Her Private Life In TV Reality Show by Cbourne(f): 5:15pm On Dec 07, 2012
midetinz: Omosexy on point!
Meanwhile first to comment.
for your small mind abi?

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Politics / Re: NURTW Leader Tokyo Arrested In Ibadan by Cbourne(f): 10:57am On Dec 06, 2012
singing...ugly,ugly are you tokyo from ibadan,ugly is your name,ugly is your name,amen!

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Music/Radio / Re: Where Are The Nigerian Femcees? An Article By Amechi 'Double Six' Okoli by Cbourne(f): 2:57pm On Dec 04, 2012
stupor: It's still the men's hiphop world in Nigeria.
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Like you have an all man's cult in higher college we also tend to believe women cult group exists,you just only have to hear about clashes gone wild only with the men,making it really beleivable and true that we never had any fierceful woman'college cults.

I really believe hiphop is real and not fictitous like all other Genre except Pop,hence,no Femcee really wants to keep it real anymore mostly because of family relationships and social matters.

Labels are so always ready to give in to a 8shaped lady's swag other than her originality and skills.

Labels and some media houses are also still being managed by college Wack heads with little or no knowledge about hiphop and also quick to shove off any real Femcee.
what about Eva?

If you want real hiphop and all d.ope Femcees and Mcees,come play and hang around Festac Town,Mile 2 and Satellite Town.

You will find Femcees and D.ope Mcees with professional College degrees but also got professional mad skills on the Mic in these Neighbourhoods !

Sometimes when i hangaround with them,its always a worthwhile experience !

Naija's HipHop stage still needs a complete overhaul.

We need a whole different breed of Mcees and femcees.much respect to Mode Nine he is still the rrealest,others are only dummy clowns,they'll do better being comedians.

Sasha P is trying but I think she is not as real as the type of Femcee we are talking about here.I'll rather go with Blaze,no other Femcee does it better .

We only have Musicians most of them are not MCees,they will do better singing or clowning !
Music/Radio / Re: Where Are The Nigerian Femcees? An Article By Amechi 'Double Six' Okoli by Cbourne(f): 2:53pm On Dec 04, 2012
iamswizz: Pls, who is femcees Or do u mean Femi?
ok,i give it to you...clueless much
Travel / Re: Pictures Of Most Haunted Places In The World by Cbourne(f): 2:29pm On Dec 04, 2012
SERIOUSLYI AM SO SCARED!!!!
Travel / Re: Pictures Of Most Haunted Places In The World by Cbourne(f): 1:54pm On Dec 04, 2012
seriously?i am so scared!!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Do You Find Female Comedians Funny? by Cbourne(f): 1:44pm On Dec 04, 2012
yuzedo: Building on my theme of women being quite lack-luster in many endeavors, if you listen to radio or watch TV shows, most female OAPs tend to be quite dry and not as sharp/witty as their male counterparts.
Let's just say i admire Gbemi on Beat FM because she doesn't seem to be trying too hard at it.. Very natural, intelligent, and witty especially in a sarcastic way.. Unlike the other floozies i don't quite get.. lipsrsealed On the Morning rush with Olisa, it is obvious the female on that gig is struggling to be funny and most times can't keep up with Olisa's natural wit. (No hate)
Beat Fm sef try.. Go to other radio stations.. Oh lawd! I don't want to name names. sad
see deviation o...we are talking about comedienne{s} not OAPs,that is how you fail exams...oversabi
Fashion / Re: Rita Dominic Wins Most Stylish Actress At FAB Awards by Cbourne(f): 10:46am On Dec 04, 2012
Wendyslim: She deserve it. Gradually omotola & genevieve don dey turn old school be dat oooooo
what do you mean old-school?the fact that they didn't win the award doesn't mean they are not fashionable and for your information,rita is older than both of them!
Celebrities / Re: Meet Dbanj's Sister; Taiwo Oyebanjo (photo) by Cbourne(f): 9:46am On Dec 04, 2012
poor girl...see how nairaland wolves are feeding on her
Fashion / Re: Colours You Will Not Be Caught Dead Wearing? by Cbourne(f): 4:04pm On Dec 03, 2012
gray and white
Family / Re: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by Cbourne(f): 2:09pm On Nov 28, 2012
no post on nairaland has ever gotten to me like this one...i understand you,i know you must have gone through some heart-rending stuff,but it's not enough to give up on love and marriage...fine,we can't all be married but i am sure at some point,in the future you are gonna crave a companionship only a soul-mate or wife can provide,what do you do then?pay another woman to be your soul-mate?what happens when you have sexual urge?look for a random woman or a prostitute and pay for her services afterwards?for how long exactly?
the thing is we are mortals and none of us knows what is gonna happen in the future,hold on for now please and let your heart heal before you do what you might end up regretting...just saying though##

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Family / Re: Dangerous Things We Did As Kids(especially Ajekpakos) by Cbourne(f): 4:32pm On Nov 21, 2012
Richtronix: 1.Kenke - High jump with one two x four and up to four steel barrels with sawdust as a landing patch

2.Borris (Bearings) - hooked with a piece of steel into a plank and rolled down Caterpillar sands (Ogba Oluwole) at breakneck speed

3.Keke Elemu - Old Raleigh bikes that tappers used with our young feet barely touching the pedals and totally out of control, many a fall and loads of scrapes

4.Playing football on the now beer parlour covered TARMAC in Oluwole. Everyday was a new injury yet you played football throughout your holidays

5.Sokopeye- adding hard pea like seeds to a broomstick and nearly blinding everyone you knew with the seeds

5.Police and thieves with "ruba"(rubber bands) - added danger when people deliberately switched from paper bullets to WIRE and coat hangers

6.Swimming in the three rivers (Odo) Jowoeshe, Alagbafo and Oke Ira with no floats or lifeguards

7.Walking from Mayflower Junior School in Ikenne as an 8 year old Aje butter to Odogbolu. Even as an adult I wouldnt think of doing that....

8. Jumping down entire flights of steps without touching any thing but the bannisters(harder than it sounds)

9. Blasting the xxxx out of everyone with the original Knockout bangers, Onife and Oni kobo-kobo and nearly blowing myself up in the process

10. Sleeping with Mosquito coils ON all night...! shocked
you are pathetic!!! grin
Family / Re: Dangerous Things We Did As Kids(especially Ajekpakos) by Cbourne(f): 4:29pm On Nov 21, 2012
condom ke?and pigs?Syringes?are you for real?where did you grow up?ajegunle?
and how on earth would you have been competing with a car?what were your parents doing?are you sure you didn't over-garnish this post?answer me before i comment
Religion / Re: Gold And Silver Lead People To Hell by Cbourne(f): 9:18am On Nov 21, 2012
what about jewellery that are not Gold?i.e...bronze and costume jewellery,can they impede you from going to heaven too?what about coral beads?if your answer is NO,how are they different from the ones you mentioned?what if you don't wear gold and you are a witch,will one still make heaven?have you read Galatians 5:19 before?is jewellery{whether gold or wood}among those things christians are warned to desist from?was Gold and Silver featured in the 10 Commandments?if your answer is NO...read your bible and go back to bed,when you wake up,have your head examined...GOD BLESS YOU!!!
Politics / Re: Tension In CBN Over Appointments, Promotions by Cbourne(f): 12:20pm On Nov 20, 2012
Ganys:
Religion Bigotism has becloud your real sense of reasoning...Pls, Where is Your BRAIN
what's bigotism again?isn't it bigotry?
Education / Re: Words You Found Difficult To Spell In Your Early School Days? by Cbourne(f): 3:17pm On Nov 19, 2012
Rooneyboy: I had series of challenges in spelling , but one that stood out tops amongst the lot was
"psalm"
God ! I embarrassed myself one day in church because of this spelling.
Always though it was "sam"
Me wey no come no bible well sef .
*smh*
were you asked to spell psalm in the church?
Education / Re: Words You Found Difficult To Spell In Your Early School Days? by Cbourne(f): 2:56pm On Nov 19, 2012
[quote author=ceeceeco][/quote]during your childhood you said?what were you doing with these words as a kid?ok, i think you are a pathological liar!

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Education / Re: Words You Found Difficult To Spell In Your Early School Days? by Cbourne(f): 2:52pm On Nov 19, 2012
pyrrhic
psychiatric
haemorrhage
Politics / Re: Jim Ovia Donates N1Billion To Flood Victims by Cbourne(f): 1:29pm On Nov 19, 2012
now that's 'what's up'!
Celebrities / Re: Obasanjo & Miss Universe Leila Lopes at South-South Awards by Cbourne(f): 10:18am On Nov 16, 2012
obasanjo is short sha
Car Talk / Re: Annoying Things Passengers Do? by Cbourne(f): 2:20pm On Nov 10, 2012
How come you always give people ride?perhaps you a commercial bus driver,or you are the only car owner in your area,there is no big deal in all instances you gave,i think you are just being unnecessarily touchy,stop giving people ride so that you don't whine like a ninny again and we can hear
word
Health / Re: N.16m ‘Smart Bra’ Detects bosom Cancer by Cbourne(f): 2:23pm On Oct 31, 2012
megxo: or N1,600 ba gringringringrin
abi now,'attention seeker of life'
Health / Re: N.16m ‘Smart Bra’ Detects bosom Cancer by Cbourne(f): 12:25pm On Oct 31, 2012
dominique:

someone that cant decipher simple decimals is calling someone else pathetic. I laff! Anyways, i suggest you look for an eight year old around you to teach you one or two things about it. Meanwhile, don't expect newspapers to resort to informal style of writing to please half wits like you.
its either the meaning is lost on you or you are just plain incorrigible
Literature / Crazy Law Facts by Cbourne(f): 12:14pm On Oct 31, 2012
*WOMEN CAN KILL ADULTEROUS HUSBANDS:
did you know that in Hong Kong,a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband? although she may only do this with her bare hands.All sounds a bit strange to me.
*TOAD LICKING BANNED:
did you know that in California,it is illegal to lick toads in order to get high as some people were getting were getting injured by the toads' poison.I have a question on this,the first person that ever licked a toad,what exactly was going on through his head when he did it?i guess he must have been really high...#pathetic much#
*BEER MAKING FORMULA:
did you know that in TEXAS, the Encyclopaedia Britannica was banned as it gave people the formula for making beer!Err,i think they should also ban google as i'm sure the formula for making all types of alcohol is on there too.
*CHILDREN UNDER 12 BANNED FROM PHONING:
did you know that in Blue Earth, Minnesota,it is illegal for children under 21 years of age to speak on the telephone unless accompanied by one of the parents?Question is, waht if they need to ring one odf their parents who are both out of the house?Anyone thought of theat one?:-}
*ILLEGAL TO MARRY THE SAME MAN 4 TIMES:
did you know that in Kentucky,it is against the law for a woman to remarry the same man four times?why would anyone in their right mind marry the same man 4 times?it failed first 3 times,will the 4th be any different?
*KILL 6 BLACKBIRDS BEFORE YOU MARRY ME:
did you know that in Truro,Missisipi,before a man can get married,he must prove himself worthy by killing either 3 cows or 6 blackbirds!I would go for the cows personally,easier targets:-}i wonder if you could haggle with 2cows and 3 blackbirds.
*CHILDREN NEED A LICENCE TO PLAY GAMES:
did you know that in Tennessee,it is illegal for children to play games on a sunday wihtout a valid license,is this license only required for video games or do you need one to play Monopoly and Eye Spy as well??and who knows if you are playing without a license?
*SOAP STEALERS FORCED TO USE IT:
did you know that in Mohave County, Arizona,if you are caught stealing soap from a shop,you must wash yourself with it until the soap finishes!My advice,if you must steal soap,go for the liquid type,it's easier to use and you will definitely make a clean getaway afterwards:-}
*ILLEGAL ANIMAL NAMES:
did you know that in Australia,it is illegal to give an animal that you will eat at a later date a name?
*GET DRESSED OR DIE:
did you know that in St.Louis,Missouri,it is illegal for a fireman to rescue a woman wearing only a nightdress?in order for her to be rescued,she must be fully clothed.Does that include Jewellery, nice matching shoes and handbag?Mtcheeew
*CRIMINAL BIRTHDAY OFFENCE:
did you know that in Samoa,it is indeed a crime to forget your wife's birthday!!!Not sure what the punishment is though!Any ideas what it might be?
*FEATHERED RIGHT OF WAY:
did you know that in Utah,birds have the right of way on public highways?Do the birds know this?Have you ever stopped your car before to let a bird cross the road?hmm,these laws get stranger!
*FIRST 4 FOREMANGET PAID:
did you know that in Zeigler,Illinois,only the first 4 foreman on scene will be paid?What a great incentive for a speedy service!
*TOO SCRUFFY TO DRIVE:
did you know that in Athens,a driver can have their driving license seized if the driver is deemed too scruffy or poorly dressed?i guess the fashion police do exist plus that will make sense in Nigeria
*POSING BEARS:
did you know that in Alaska,it is legal to shoot bears,but,if you wake a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph,then it is strictly prohibited!who makes these rules!
Jokes Etc / Re: Do Not Read For Your Own Good.. by Cbourne(f): 10:23am On Oct 31, 2012
free2ryhme:



I am only giving him many options about who he is and for the records i dont impress anyone not even u
of course you don't impress me,didn't i say that already?
Health / Re: N.16m ‘Smart Bra’ Detects bosom Cancer by Cbourne(f): 10:18am On Oct 31, 2012
dominique:

whose fault is it that you no sabi simple decimals?

seriously?i think you are pathetic!
Health / Re: N.16m ‘Smart Bra’ Detects bosom Cancer by Cbourne(f): 7:10am On Oct 31, 2012
Couldn't you have just written 160k instead of .16m?mtcheew,alarmist

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Culture / Re: Which Tribe Bears Foreign Names The Most? by Cbourne(f): 3:41pm On Oct 30, 2012
you should have used states

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