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This Op self!! Is that man not old enough to be in his house or as him lay low way him no spit trash dey vex you?

Na one ideeot crate thread for this Yaya like this.

I whatever you going thru it's your fault

Wahala go dey on it's own some people go dey wake am.

I don't know who's needs to hear this but whatever you going thru it's your fault

Since the tenant refuse to pack out, then extend the eviction to all tenant that the house is under renovation, if they refuse call carpenter to remove the roofing. Discount all the connectable.



Rain will do the justice, but let your lawyer write 'em.

Mumu United.

MadamVanessa:



1. That I hate men

2. That I love sex more than anything

3. Here on nairaland , most people think that I am a male hiding under a female account as such they call my account catfish account. Because I do speak out the truth I don't care if you're hurt or not. But I love it that way though.

4. Since I smoke cigarette openly and I have tattoo people think that I am so lose and my level of promiscuity is at another level.

You said it all. Now you proving who you are.%

This is what happen when govn't keep negotiating with the terrorist, our government keep waisting innocent soul for politics.



There is God.

Okay.

Salihusaliheen:
must u know

..na from my body you want get sense? Carry your mumu go one side

Salihusaliheen:
So I met this girl on 28 of last month, she's not that bad as in she's gentle and calm.when I call this girl the first time (though we exchange contacts),she was like she's not having card on her phone that she borrowed.i was like in my mind is she trying to suck me or what sort of excuse is that,I ignored for like 4days.then on the 5 day she called in the night and begging me that I should sent card for her ontop we never reach a week,I was like ok I will send the card.
TBH I send her the card waiting to see her reaction,boom the next morning she come with another excuse,I decided to tell her to be matured enough,the next thing she said,"don't u ever call or text me,stay away from me",I said to my sef that's better never to approach a lady again till am ready to marry.
PS:am an introvert

...how much airtime you send give am?

Barims:
My girlfriend is quite sadistic human who likes inflicting pain on me by sitting full weight on my abdomen she literally tell me that it turns her on and give her rush by watching me struggling to breathe under her weight and I'm a tiny guy I can't really support her weight she is now 12 kg heavier than me

Last time she did it,, I almost passed away because she refuses to get off me and she was there for like 26 minutes and I suffered from the pain for good 3 days,,,,if I laugh I feel so much pain and I also tell her how much pain I went through but she seems doesn't care at all

So today as we were chatting on WhatsApp she told she wants to come by, and she sent me these pictures below that she would like to sit on me again in this position. And I don't want to say NO so that I won't piss her off

Please help me what can I do to make her stop

Should I break up with her or what Though I love her

You well at all? Open mouth wa wa wa! What advise do you want? Your life your problem.

Jennyclay:
I was really sick and my boyfriend lived in another city. So he called up this nice & lovely restaurant near my house that I really like and asked them to deliver a pot of catfish pepper soup with a basket of different types of fruits in it.

When the delivery guy came, I was all puzzled and dumbfounded like hey I didn't order this.. Immediately My boyfriend called me and said, "I can't be there right now, but this is the closest thing I can give you to a hug." I melted a little bit, I actually cried.. Like tears of joy. Because it was so romantic, Infact It made me recovered from my sickness quickly.

thi*f. With time you will fall sick again, basket of fruit will locate your location.

elasticlala:
Please I need your candid advise on this issue. I have never been this confused on what to do. I have been working for some years as an Assistant lecturer in a Private University with a gross pay of 113k per month. I completed my PhD last year and got 3 other offers in Nigeria, the highest was of 177k per month as L2. I had already filled the agreement form to resume there by March 1st, which is just about 4 days from now. Just as I was about moving out my thing yesterday from my current place of work to the new place, I got an offer from another African country to resume 15th of March for a Government Academic job of a monthly salary of 1000 USD which comes with a monthly accommodation allowance of 100 USD and nothing more.

I am lost in the pool of consideration & don’t even know which would be the best for me in my career.

NB: pls don’t mind my grammar o; my PhD is in Computer Science and not in Linguistics and languages.

Thank you in anticipation

where una dey see this job.

Temmytayo97:
It hasn’t really been long that we met ( more than 2months though), we vibe very well right from start until recently that he started coming up with attitudes . I asked what was wrong and all he said was he needed time to be sure of what he feels for me. He asked for space and of which I gave him. At the end of the couple of weeks that he asked for, I asked him what’s up with us, all for him to say he doesn’t see us together in the future. I was curious to know what happened or what I did wrong, he said I’m a good woman but we can’t just be. After so much pressure, he opened up to me that his mum isn’t cool with our relationship because I’ve a child. I’m so so heartbroken and devastated. I really do not know what to do, he’s never going to disregard what the mum says. Though I won’t ever ask him to go against his mum but I don’t just know what to do, I’m helpless.

if una don drop one finish, una go dey look for single man to worse situation for am, my advice abeg go meet your baby daddy, leave single ma alone.

BegAt40:
number of nairaland mad men would have reduced by one today if I've died today. omoh I dey knaq 5 fat women today for over 8 hours without drugs o. e just reach one level I no fit breathe again. all thanks to british rescuers that are swift enough to come to my air early, I for don die. god is still doing wonders o.

...try dey respect God 'cos he no be gods mate.

Jennyclay:
What is romantic about your post?? You're a corper and you can't differentiate between NYSC and Romance Section. Is this the right section to post this?? Noo ask yourself?

Well, write a letter to your state co-ordinator, inform he/her that you have health related issues.

They might grant your request.

Savage.

elated177:
Ehehehehe!

it shock you?

elated177:
Let us know what you think.

There is story behind this thread. Just want your reactions first.

I'm suspecting you, that's a wrong move, if you haven't far for it, but if eventually you have done it. If your real man is about to locate you something will send him back to sambisa forest.

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


A female fan also tried sending me same amount after she claimed my music changed her life but I declined

run out of this thread before I change my mind.

Nollywood.

kyber:
Woke up this morning to a knock on my door and my baby came in with this flour meal to support my system for the weekend
Loaves of bread and a nicely prepared spiced fried egg

I just pulled her closer and gave her a light kiss

She is so wonderful

Respect to real ladies out there
You deserve the best!!

(Pictures below)

when she know your weak point. 3bread at a time!

lovediehatelive:
i have noticed that fair ladies are attracted to me and fall for me easily.

In fact, there's one in my office that keeps giving me greenlight but I don't do office romance. My collegues wonder what I did to get her attracted because she's kinda hot and some have tried without success.


However, my personal choice is dark skinned ladies. The irony is that these dark skinned ladies usually make it tough for me, while fair skin ladies makes the wooing and all that flow easily. There is this dark skinned lady I chased for months but nothing come out . Along the line, I came across a light skinned lady and things just flowed easily.


Who else is in my shoes, how do I handle this, I want dark skinned ladies.

you need to be v'careful of Delilah's

You go learn by Force, Ewu

chinonyinye:
please, how is that comment stup*d? what is good for the gander is also good for the goose. the op is a very irresponsible and unserious person. how can insult her by telling her that you have 2 women you sleep with? please how does that sound to you? if Your Sister tells You This, how will you react? she ma is not serious for even listening to u in the first place. The Decadence in This Our Country Is Too Much sef

I replied bro, check the tread

most of u guys of late.dont know how to fight for love and what u want.love is won and nit given.
Fight bro.it shows the man in u.[/quote]Man my comment is actually for your last paragraph, she's practice the same drill with the dude, the guy man was fighting with his spirit.

... besides any issue that's not btw you n your destiny bro it doesn't worth fight for.

No offense

donbachi:
Maybe na her own friend with benefits be dat.as u be learner.u just meet a girl newly and u want her to just stop her other guy instantly.

most of u guys of late.dont know how to fight for love and what u want.love is won and nit given.
Fight bro.it shows the man in u.

What a stup*d comment!!!

Supremedrizzy:
The spirit is willing but the heart is weak.

My fellow gees help me out please

Something must kill a man.

I pray it rains so hard on Valentine's day.

This match na Royal rumble