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Men are generally better cooks. Like a poster said, most Head Chefs in many companies are guys.

But as per for me sha, there can be no marriage in the 1st place if i am the better cook, cant imagine gettin' up to the kitchen after 3 rounds of hammerin doggy,

Redman44:
There are a lot of business opportunities in Nigeria at the moment. My father's Lebanese friend told him some years ago- '' I don't know why Nigerian youths leave the country in droves for Europe. Why can't they see the gems in the gutters and the bushes around them? '

Like someone already said, not everybody can be an enterpreneur. If everybody is a slave driver, where do we get the slaves from?

Anywhere between once and thrice is OK.
Anything above that is a sign of joblessness Rare exceptions: When you hammer doggy more than twice a day
Anything below, even on cold wintry days, that person must be bingo's nephew.

@ Poster: i like ur writing swag but truth be told, this topic is sh*t.

Simple. Go to Walter Carrington and bomb their embassy . Just make sure the bomb does not go off before you actually plant it. .

The only problem is: you might be taken to Guantamo Bay instead of one of their prison facilities,

Arsenal are a club that beat the best and lose to the rest! Plain and Simple.

Two seasons ago, just b4 Henry left, Arsenal beat Man U at Old trafford with an Adebayor goal and at Highbury thru an Henry header, but they still did not finish in the top two.
Infact, that was the only trophy they won that season. (Doulbe over Man U trophy).

Last season they topped the league for 6 months and still did not manage to qualify automatically for europe.

This is not a sprint. It is a marathon. Thats why Usain Bolt can never challenge Bekele for the 10,000metres.

Its actually simple. i did it something like it some time ago. Just send an SMS advising her to leave her doors open. She'll get the msg.

@ Gonorrhea, Thnks for the correction. Cheers!!

@ Post

You do not need to apply for any separate Visa from the American Embassy. The sch. takes care of all that when the time is due You only need to take care of your travel fees and feeding, I think. You are supposed to undertake a 2-week field trip to Ohio, USA.

I also applied for the course but was turned down. Reason being that the level of competition for the course was too high and I applied quite late.

What course did you study for your BSc? I assume you read Geology or something related to the field. And when did you throw in your application to Aberdeen? The Msc in IPG is a real solid one. Good luck with it!

What has the pix's got to do with the thread?, Those shoes,,, are they supposed to be rain boots?

@ Paribus.
You are good with a capital G. I like the way you put your points across, without malice or prejudice.(not to mention the fact that I've never seen a typo in any of your replies). I think that makes you refined.

Thanks for your info. They always come across as precise and incisive. Cheers man!!

Sniff, sniff, do I smell a Maga in here

Shine your eyes o!!

tsharp:
get your dad to file for divorce.

Thats a rubbish idea. What has knowing how to cook got to do with knowing how to "do", Or is that not the most impotant thing in a marriage.

Maybe she dey do am deliberately so that food go fit last well well for house. It is a fantastic management style that maximizes the available resources.  

Who be dis mallam wey dey post pictures wey no concern topic in question

This only means one thing "Nigerian roads are more dangerous than Darfur". Na D.I.E we dey for this country.

On my way to kuvuki

smtprince:
@this guy

i was thinking i would go there as a skilled worker and when i get a job there i would then apply for masters. do you think this would work

Twont work. The system's been designed such that you cant get any respectable job with your 1st degree. Unless maybe you've got an EU passport.

@ otuwe - continue deceiving yourself. We are not talking about what was written on paper. The take home is the KOKO. What is the pay after deductions have been made.

At 3.4m, that is over N280k per month for new intakes. Na beans? . Or is phb now affiliated to Chevron?

@iice , Are you bad or what? You do watch a lot of TV.

I guess the only thing that comes second is leaving posts on nairaland. Over 12,000 post. Gal, You bad. I doff my hat.

I am father to a murdered son,
Husband to a murdered wife, (and he goes on and on about being the leader of the Army before saying, )
and I will have my revenge, be it in this life or in the afterlife.- GLADIATOR

I live life on three principles,
Honour thy God
Defend thy Country
and love thy wife.- HECTOR (TROY)

And you find that kind of ruthless existence appealing? (Rose's mother at the dinning table)
I like to appreciate the freedom I have. Yesterday I was sleeping under the bridge and today, I am eating and drinking with you fine people.
The thing about life is to MAKE IT COUNT- TITANIC

FREEDOM!!!!!!- BRAVEHEART ( just before his throat was axed)

"Because we know, when we add up all those inches, THATS GONNA MAKE THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WINNING AND LOSING, BETWEEN LIVING AND DYING, " -AL PACINO (His speech in the film, any given sunday)

Thats a team Gentlemen, and either we heal NOW, as a team or we will die as individuals. Thats football guys. That all there is. Now, what you gonna do? -AL PACINO (Still on his speech in the film, any given sunday)

You find out life's a game of inches, so's football. Because in either game, life or football, the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you dont quite make it. One half a second too slow or too fast and you dont quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They are in every break of the game, every minute, every sec- AL PACINO IN ANY GIVEN SUNDAY.


Lets play ball- THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR ( the part where he walks into the Museum and puts on his hat)

I love you- ANY AND ALL AMERICAN MOVIES( they always find a way to slot it in there somewhere)


MY WORST MOVIE LINE:

Spartans, what is your occupation?

HAOOO!, HAOOOO!!, HAOOOOOOOO!!!!- 300

Sorry about before, like I was saying,

24- Jack Bauer
Prison Break- T-bag and Bellick
Grey's Anatomy- George O'Malley
Boston Legal- Denny Crane

What's yours?

'Sup guys? Who's your favourite character in any given series?
For me its:
24-Jack Bauer (who else?)
Prison Breaki

Try the pepper seller across your street.

I think you should have left your fone nos alone on the forum. The pix you uploaded makes you look like a tout. By the way, i hate it when guys moan and bitch about a past relationship. get a life man.

That is the probelm with Nigerians, always want to make a tribal issue of the most mundane things. Imagine a thread for akwabomites. Probably a good thing so all the dog-eating, incompletely pronuoncing set of bigots can be looped under one umbrella. F**k all y'all

That is the probelm with Nigerians, always want to make a tribal issue of the most mundane things. Imagine a thread for akwabomites. Probably a good thing so all the dog-eating, incompletely pronuoncing set of bigots can be looped under one unbrella. F**k all y'all

A lot of pple dont just get it. Before you can say one is the greatest, you have to have seen all the other series in question. You also have to ask yourself, has this series won an emmy or a golden globe? A lotta pple just watch one and conclude prematurely. For me, i think its 24. The last season(6) was disappointing but on the average, it still is. Talk about suspence, riveting plots, twists and turns, drama, action, name it (maybe apart from romance) and its all in the mix.