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RomanceRe: Any Online Skills Acquisition That Can Train Ten Member Of Nairaland Bill On Me by Celsony: 11:59pm On Jan 31, 2022
Please ma I will love to participate also Digital Marketing, graduated from Uni since 2016 but nothing tangible.
CrimeRe: Hausa Language Saved ThisDay Staff From Gunmen Attack by Celsony: 11:30am On Jan 29, 2022
FuckDModz:
If you want to be safe in Nigeria, learn Hausa!

That's the official language of terrorists.

I'm not saying northerners are terrorists, but...
But.... The terrorist are northerners. Too much sense.
PoliticsRe: Maria Saro-Wiwa Is Dead! Ken Saro-Wiwa’s Wife Dies (Photos) by Celsony: 12:49pm On Jan 20, 2022
Landmack:
If we check carefully. That guy is an ipob member. They just drop comments carelessly without reasoning grin

PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Promises Free WAEC Fees For Every Nigerian Child If Elected by Celsony: 3:50pm On Jan 19, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
Tinubu is playing the old style of politics , maybe it's because he is old and can't think well.

Nigerians are wiser now

This audio promises are olding days style of politics, it won't work .
No mind him, he think say we are docile. He should just go I just dey look am like this...

RomanceRe: Man Gets Resounding ‘No’ After Proposing To His Girl At A Mall In Warri (Video) by Celsony: 10:37am On Jan 14, 2022
[quote author= post=109355117]Why you dey mention Name[/quote]Where and when did I mention , e be like say too much garri don dey blind your eyes abi?
RomanceRe: Man Gets Resounding ‘No’ After Proposing To His Girl At A Mall In Warri (Video) by Celsony: 8:23am On Jan 14, 2022
Stephen0mozzy:
grin Them wan trend on instablog, but now na go carry him story
Wetin consign me, he don see wetin him ask for na. Next time dem no go tell am

TravelRe: Why You Should Not Invest Your Money In Keke Business: My Experience by Celsony: 2:17pm On Jan 13, 2022
uncleck:
We take calculated risk. It is better to learn from experience than out of experience. Like I said, keke business doesn't worth it. Why invest 1milion naira in a business that has no growth prospect while there are many better alternative and better business you can do with a prospect of growth?

Y'all can go ahead and do whatever business that suits you; but I'm advising everyone, based on experience, that there's no road here. Only do keke business just to keep yourself busy, maybe in the meantime, òbut NEVER do it as a long term business
How about Uber business with ones own Toyota Corollaway car?
PoliticsRe: Gladys, Luka Binniyat's Wife: Why My Husband Was Arrested By Kaduna Government by Celsony: 6:38pm On Jan 02, 2022
YoungLionken:
I think we should conduct general elections again, because there will be no enjoyment in this country until Buhari leaves office..

2021, Nigerians saw hell literally!!

But we thank God for His Grace, if not..

In another news, I don't like the shape of the woman(wife). With that kind of shape, there's no how your husband/fiance/boyfriend won't cheat!!!
He has 6 children already which mean say toto no be him problem
PhonesRe: First Call 2022 Was From Who And Who Did You Call First This Year? by Celsony: 8:38pm On Jan 01, 2022
My first call came from my sister and I called my mum
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job In Maiduguri: Do I Accept? by Celsony: 1:59pm On Dec 27, 2021
When I was in school, a guy told me a story of a friend whose uncle bought motorcycle for him to use it for business, but the guy refused that he don't want to die by accident, thesame guy that was scared of accident was inside his room when a car skipped the road broke the wall of his room and killed him.
RomanceRe: Why You Should Fear Modern Day Girls: My Story by Celsony: 12:39pm On Dec 18, 2021
22o62021:
I went inside and I remembered that I need a good laptop and I will need like 150k to get a better one. Since she don’t want to go I will eat her money.

Let me tell you all about the man bankrolling her.

The man is very rich and leaves outside of the country, the period she said that she got pregnant for herself not me. The said guy wanted to come home and do introduction but Covid restrictions couldn’t let him, the girl was one month pregnant then and planned to hook it on him if they have sex but unfortunately for her, the guy did not come and the pregnancy came out and he left her. She had miscarriage on the fifth month and came back to the city on the sixth month.

The guy stopped sending her money, so she took her name and pictures to a native doctor and she did Do as I say to him, that was when he started sending her money again( she told me all these ) . The opened up to me when we were having arguments. She said that if not because she love me, she would have caged me. I told her that she better not waste her money on me because it will not work( 100%) sure. She don’t know my Full names and she doesn’t have my picture, I don’t put pictures on WhatsApps . I have different names that people know me with. Name they call me at home is different from the ones they call me at work and at school .

So I’m planning on collecting 100k from her before Christmas. And I know that she will bring it .
This afternoon, they came with the man she accused and some vigilante members to the shop. My colleague confirmed to everyone that he has not seen the man before, they took them to the hotel and the receptionist said it was a wrong identity. They freed the man after all the humiliations. Well he should go and do thanks giving. Na so innocent man for die untop wetin he no know.

She said she will spoil me with money, I am ready to play the game and take enough money from her but my mind is telling me that it will choke me.

Well make I sleep wake up first before I know my next plan.

Signing out.

Peace.
Bros you already know the kind of person she is, leave her, and her witchcraft alone or it may choke you like you said if you eat her money. Remember if you eat her money, and she take you name to native doctor her jazz fit hold you because you collected her money.
TravelRe: Passengers Stranded At Rigasa Train Station Kaduna As Booking App Stops Working by Celsony: 4:39pm On Nov 29, 2021
The country is coursed
RomanceRe: Ashaws Quarter Quitting Challenge by Celsony: 2:26pm On Nov 28, 2021
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool Make OOLOSHO break ur head wit coac BOTTLE, na dat time u go realize sey na RUNS house u de. WTF MAN
Nna this is serious o. The best thing na make person stay him lane o, cause you don't know what they use those condomo for.
BusinessRe: Obi Cubana Buys 2022 Mercedes Benz Maybach S580 Guard 4matic Bulletproof by Celsony: 6:07pm On Nov 27, 2021
hedonido:
O boy. The cctv footage is creepy as hell. Seems the lady was drunk, along with the guy in blue shirt with them.

Men, death is never far away from life. Two seconds dem don interchange.
Very creepy, what a way to die.
RomanceRe: Ashaws Quarter Quitting Challenge by Celsony: 5:35pm On Nov 18, 2021
Payperboii:
I swear your head de dia. Those sex joints are too diabolical, most won't let you go out with your condom or flush it yourself
Seriously?
huh embarassed
RomanceRe: Ashaws Quarter Quitting Challenge by Celsony: 5:32pm On Nov 18, 2021
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool Not easy to QUIT man. Dem don use ur CONDOM take do something so u will kip going n going. even if it takes weeks or months, one de na one de, e go hungry U... but still de try put ur self together and try de CAST d spirit out. e no go easy but still de try. WTF MAN
Na to dey collect your condom back na
RomanceRe: I Just Sent Money To Davido {pictures Attached} by Celsony: 1:05pm On Nov 18, 2021
xeratek:
Also on this thread I will send 10k each to the first 10 individuals who drop their bank details. No jokes
2099969246
UBA
FamilyRe: I Just Bought 12.5kg Gas At 9,250 Naira & This Happened by Celsony: 9:32pm On Nov 16, 2021
This is witchcraft if you ask me, it is not until you fly at night that you are a witch. Why will she deny you of food because the upkeep money has finished and will gladly cook with her salary and will refuse to give you. Has women stopped being helpers in the family?
RomanceRe: Introvert Vs Extrovert, Who Will You Date? by Celsony: 11:09am On Nov 11, 2021
womenareapess:
how did you calculate it and got this value undecided

All this Naija women with an IQ of that of a lizard will be claiming madame intelligent whereby their brains is just full of makeups and nothing undecided
https://www.google.com/amp/s/ideas.ted.com/quiz-are-you-an-extrovert-introvert-or-ambivert/amp/
Christianity EtcRe: She Wants Me To Leave Catholic Church Before She Can Marry Me by Celsony: 12:45pm On Nov 07, 2021
KoladeChris24:
I have this girl who is the only one I love, but she said she can never attend catholic church.

I told her it's not an issue - that as my wife, she's free to attend any church she likes, but she insisted our family would have to attend the same church.

She won't marry me if i stick to my Catholic faith. Please advise me, she's the only one I love, and I can't start over anymore.
If she truely love she will not have concerns with your believe. I tell you most solemnly that when you marry her you will also not have a say in so many things.
HealthRe: Scalp Inflammation by Celsony(op): 8:31pm On Nov 06, 2021
Margaretola:
I think you shouldn't go to just any hospital, you need a dermatologist. You can have a free online session with a doctor here
https://cribmd.com/
Thanks God bless
HealthRe: Scalp Inflammation by Celsony(op): 8:19pm On Nov 06, 2021
babaalagbo1:
dm me bro if you need solution to that...it's nothing it's going to heal and disappear
OK, so how can you help me and have you ever treated similar incident.
HealthRe: Scalp Inflammation by Celsony(op): 1:07pm On Oct 31, 2021
babaalagbo1:
dm me bro if you need solution to that...it's nothing it's going to heal and disappear
Have you treated something like that before?
HealthScalp Inflammation by Celsony(op):
Good evening Nlers, please I need help, I have been battling with scalm and skin inflammation for a long time, I visited different hospitals but the inflammation is still there. Please has anyone ever had this and what did you use to cure yours?
Please I need suggestions.
I will be following in the comment section.
Thank you.

Cc: Lalasticlala Mynd44 And Seun please move to front page I need solution.

FamilyRe: ‘Holy Water’ Ruins 10-Year-Old Marriage by Celsony: 5:26pm On Oct 17, 2021
SportsHD:
Only God knows how much she bought the '' holy water'' from pastor.
Speaking as a Catholic, the Church NEVER sell Holy Water. I was a Mass Server too except this new churches but for The Mother Church, NEVER.
CrimeRe: Suspected Thief Electrocuted As Transformer Blows In Festac (video) by Celsony: 12:00am On Oct 03, 2021
No wonder we didn't have light since yesterday morning till this afternoon
PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode: "I Will Never Leave PDP Till Thy Kingdom Come" - Throwback Video by Celsony: 11:18pm On Sep 16, 2021
grin grin grin
mariahAngel:
Tinky-winky, Dipsy, Lala or Poe? grin
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidency: Group Shortlists 18 Potential Igbo Candidates by Celsony: 10:27am On Sep 15, 2021
Since APC or PDP will not just agree with his guys, they should just pick Kingsley Moghalu from YPP and focus on him starting today.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NYSC Or A N80,000 Monthly Job Offer, Which Should I Go For? by Celsony: 12:39am On Sep 11, 2021
Baba collect exemption certificate and continue your job all of them na NYSC
Jobs/VacanciesRe: ICPC Recruitment Online Test by Celsony: 12:03am On Aug 27, 2021
physah009:
You are funny.
We are still waiting o.
Me too o, the email no wan show.
CareerRe: Should I Forfeit My Better Paying Job, For A Fg Job. by Celsony: 5:42pm On Jul 03, 2021
Onyi90:
Good evening great minds of Nairaland. Please i need your honest contribution.
I currently work with a private clearing company that pays me weekly allowance of #30,000 - #35,000 and a monthly salary of #60,000 totalling 180 - 200 thousand every month.
However, I was among successful shortlisted candidates of a paramilitary agency recruitment exercise of the FG as a BSC holder.
I made enquiry on the start up pay and discovered is around #75,000- #83,000 for my level entry.
I don't know if i should go for the federal job with a lesser pay or remain with my current job.
NB: Date to resume to the training camp for the FG job is just around the corner.
Honest thought are welcome. �
First of all congratulations to you. It ain't easy getting a job in Nigeria more so an FG job. For freedom to engage in other side hustles and job security, go for the FG job. But please connect me with your current company I desperately need a job right now...

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