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Education / Re: 100k For Lucky Student Nairalanders. by cephaswizzy(m): 5:04pm On Sep 18, 2017
because chlorine in sodium chloride is not a metal
omenka:
Question.

Explain the reason why sodium chloride cannot be referred to as an alloy even though añ alloy is said to be a combination of two or more elements, one of which is a metal.
Education / Re: 100k For Lucky Student Nairalanders. by cephaswizzy(m): 4:47pm On Sep 18, 2017
LionDeLeo:

For your patience, you have it
wow... Thank you
Education / Re: 100k For Lucky Student Nairalanders. by cephaswizzy(m): 4:37pm On Sep 18, 2017
Answer

Education / Re: 100k For Lucky Student Nairalanders. by cephaswizzy(m): 4:23pm On Sep 18, 2017
LionDeLeo:
Solve this quadratic equation graphically, show your sketch.

X^2 + x - 6 = 0
X =2 or -3
Education / Re: 100k For Lucky Student Nairalanders. by cephaswizzy(m): 4:11pm On Sep 18, 2017
Microsoft10:
Guys, coman see me as I dey refresh this page. Over 10 times
Even me o
Education / Re: Release Neco Result by cephaswizzy(m): 1:56pm On Sep 13, 2017
sis U're nt alone.
Politics / Re: Igbo Quit Notice: ABU Ex-vc Shows Support To Arewa Youth Group by cephaswizzy(m): 4:11pm On Jun 09, 2017
bloggers sha
Politics / Re: Unlike APC, Our New Party’ll Address All Issues That’ll Keep Nigerians United by cephaswizzy(m): 9:57am On Jun 06, 2017
Basic123:



Is that not dokpesi that returned his own share of dazuki 2billion dollars
Bros u see as this ur post long like this.. u still gather mind quote am.
Politics / Re: Presidency Slams NJC, Vows To Arraign Reinstated Judges by cephaswizzy(m): 9:52am On Jun 06, 2017
1.Beat a Nigerian child
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2.Console him/her with biscuits

3.Ask him ..who beat u?


..he/she will point to another person...
This was how bribery and corruption started in nigeria..
Politics / Re: Video: Biafra Listed Among Countries On BBC Headquarters by cephaswizzy(m): 8:59am On Jun 01, 2017
like play like play.... Them go get their biafra

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Jokes Etc / Re: Real House Of Comedy Group Chat Is Out!!! by cephaswizzy(m): 4:51pm On May 27, 2017
Lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh 4 Free: Whatsapp Group by cephaswizzy(m): 4:49pm On May 27, 2017
Lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Anyone Interested In A Whatsapp Jokes And Fun Group by cephaswizzy(m): 4:48pm On May 27, 2017
Lol
Romance / Re: Heartbroken Lady Calls On God After Loosing Her Fiance To Her Close Friend (pic) by cephaswizzy(m): 7:39am On Mar 24, 2017
it is well sister... meanwhile

So someone stole a white goat in my street and dyed it black and the owner came claiming she knows the smile of her goat....What's this world turning into!?

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Romance / Re: Give Free Condoms To Church Members On Val's Day- Ghanaian Counsellor To Pastors by cephaswizzy(m): 6:19am On Feb 15, 2017
Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?

Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?

Interviewer: Brown one.

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer: And the black one?

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?

Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?

Interviewer: Black.

Farmer: It eats grass.

Interviewer: And the other one?

Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!

Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.

Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?

Farmer: It’s also mine
Nairaland / General / Re: N-power: Device Selection Option Is Now Available by cephaswizzy(m): 6:18am On Feb 15, 2017
Still waiting for the second list
Politics / Re: We Didn’t Kill Any Policeman, Says Onwuka, Freed Pro-biafra Leader by cephaswizzy(m): 6:16am On Feb 15, 2017
Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?

Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?

Interviewer: Brown one.

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer: And the black one?

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?

Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?

Interviewer: Black.

Farmer: It eats grass.

Interviewer: And the other one?

Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!

Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.

Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?

Farmer: It’s also mine

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Romance / Re: Aftermath Of Valentine's Outing Girl Gets Drunk And Vomits On Her Body Pics by cephaswizzy(m): 6:15am On Feb 15, 2017
Nawa o
Politics / Re: Declare Osinbajo President Now – Nigerians Tell Nass by cephaswizzy(m): 6:14am On Feb 06, 2017
Lol

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TV/Movies / Re: Why CORE TV Was Sealed By The Police (Not DSS) by cephaswizzy(m): 6:53am On Feb 04, 2017
okay
Politics / Re: Online Poll : ARE You For #istandwithtuface or #istandwithbuhari by cephaswizzy(m): 8:23am On Feb 02, 2017
stand with 2baba

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Okonjo-Iweala, Sanusi Begged Us To Save But We Refused by cephaswizzy(m): 4:03pm On Jan 23, 2017
k
Foreign Affairs / Re: CNN Barred From Covering Trump's Inauguration Ceremony by cephaswizzy(m): 9:13am On Jan 20, 2017
CNN, the NTA of Nigeria

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Politics / Re: Why I Am More Comfortable With Boko Haram, Than Corruption–buhari Shocks Nigeria by cephaswizzy(m): 9:11am On Jan 20, 2017
Headline fit kill person.
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Writes To Congratulate Trump On His Inaguaration by cephaswizzy(m): 6:31am On Jan 20, 2017
Godluck my man

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Politics / Re: Fayose Mocks Buhari For Not Being Invited To Trump’s Inauguration by cephaswizzy(m): 8:01pm On Jan 19, 2017
Ioannes:
Mental disorder dey worry fayose.

I commiserate with his family.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari's Strides In The Year 2016 - By Garba Shehu - Vanguard News by cephaswizzy(m): 6:35am On Jan 10, 2017
Accordion to scientific studies, 90% of the people do not realize I replaced the beginning of the sentence with an instrument.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Prays For Nigeria Driven By Talent And Character, Not Religion, Tribe by cephaswizzy(m): 7:27am On Jan 01, 2017
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit any porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,but the wrod as a wlohe.
Lkie if you raed tihs

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Politics / Re: We Regret, Condemn Southern Kaduna Killings- El-rufai by cephaswizzy(m): 7:20am On Jan 01, 2017
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit any porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,but the wrod as a wlohe.
Lkie if you raed tihs

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Politics / Re: We Shall Sing A Song Of Victory This Year – Obiano To Ndi Anambra And Nigerians by cephaswizzy(m): 7:19am On Jan 01, 2017
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit any porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,but the wrod as a wlohe.
Lkie if you raed tihs

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