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TrapQueen77:
Ur tloo slow for my liking.

Laveda:
Not every girl..

My friends detest it so much..

wayodude:
In the very first pic i thought the girl had the ball under her shirt...then i con see say na her breast big like that. wonderful..

oksoftmarketing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch? seev=3bmVAuIVk00

oksoftmarketing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bmVAuIVk00

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]What does it mean when a guy doesn't go out with you but when you ask him what he does all day; he tells you he sleeps all day.

You both only hang out at his house.[/color]

foolinlove:
I don't have any diseases, it was just the first thing that came to mind - a thing that was missing from the list.

Heartbreak can kill your soul, and when you're dead inside you may as well be dead in heaven. People have their heart broken through sex - when one party loves and the other party thinks it's just a meaningless fvck.

Vanquay16:
So, I went with my good Turkish friend after a Soccer match to their mosque...Apparently there's always food to break fast and I never turn down free food(Me Being a college student and shit_)

I noticed during Prayers the women sat at the back of the mosque and I have known about that for a while, Doesn't this prove Mudslim men View Women as their Unequals...Funny Religion.

Sitting at the back conotes the woman as lesser in Spiritiality and Marriage and Romance...I would have duplicated this in Religion section but I found it more romance inclined besides...They have locked their section to themselves and I will rather die than have that despicable Signature on my Profile.

Dare2differ doveda daretodiffer or whatever you go by...Howdy?

Forgive Typos or maybe...

drnoel:
How do u expect not to get such questions when u have such a name for a handle? I bet u if you use less provocative names like "Godisgood" those guys u seem to attract won't bother u.

foolinlove:
Plus: disease.

Plus: heartbreak.

Chibuhealth:
B4 that girl will reach 11 or 12, they will deflower her by then she will start snapping half unclad. May God protect her from wolves!

PussySandie:
I feel embarrassed everyday when I try to pity some guys here on Nairaland, Twitter , Instagram by reply their PMs or other instant messages But to my surprise, they start yarning gibberish and inconsequential talks like "Can I fucck you', I wanna lick your pusssy dry" Have you squirted before" " Can you give me a sexy moan" etc all those rubbish pissed me off and I block some or intend not to return their message again. Even if I wanna go down with any nairaland, he must be a St'clouder or resides in any of the cities in Minnesota(maybe Mankato), and deal will be done between us codedly.

Why do you guys all take me for a bitcchh. We have some coded bitcheees e.g ireneony, ireneony1(she's fuccking every Claudio Marchissio and Every Materazzi in Italy), Sinaj and laveda(Every portharcout dicks has their pusssy size) Mzpecs(Fucck anything anyyhing both in Abia and Lagos), Dollyjoy(Ask anybody at Delta) HateU2(Awon eleyi fucck anything anything), Estharfabian(Coded olosho, a guy fuccked her yesterday, if she refute the claim, I have the video), Misspicy(She dey Bleep fire, ask cutehevtor) please patronise them in a very mature way, they will respond And don't send me any pm again.. I'm sick of all your PMs..

Sincrely
Sandra

mizzbouqui:
You are free to lie if you never did

Oyindebrah:
I can forget the money but I won't,he doesn't worth it nah,how will I call him and he wont pick up,he blocked me everywhere... I can't forget the money
It was NY hard earned money..I'll go anywhere to make him die

mizzbouqui:
5 ways Nigerian girls can get their men

1.) Scent of a woman
A woman's scent can drive a man crazy. So many men would admit that one of the most powerful characteristics of a woman that turns them on is her scent. Her scent is one of the most potent subconscious influence that affect any man's judgment about sex. Simply endeavor you use perfumes that are not so strong and always target your pulse points - wrists, behind your ear, knees, ankles, elbows and around your neck. Make your perfume yours - something he can easy recognize anywhere he is.

2.) Be confident
Shine like a super model and gaze at him like a mistress. Be assertive, you know what you want, make sure it looks like you know how to get it. Do not over-do it but don’t look weak either. Stay off being arrogant – men often get bored when they aren’t the ones doing most of the talking. So let him talk and be super attentive. Maintain a good posture, arched back and shoulders backwards.

3.) Don’t be too slutty
Don't look too desperate either. Most men get turned off when women reveal a lot more than what they are hiding. A classy dress which shows a little, makes you look glamorous and maybe reveals a leg or two will drive him crazy over a romantic dinner. Make sure you are wearing some sexy lingerie underneath though… who knows what happens later.

4.) Romantic rendezvous
A meeting at his favorite spot can be a fun hangout for him but don’t do it all the time. Choose places with minimal distractions so your man can focus on you alone, such as restaurants or a candle light dinner with some soothing music… his favorite genres.

5.) Kill him with your eyes
Look at him when he’s not looking and turn away when he finds you staring at him – cover it up with an embarrassed smile. Do this on repeat. He'll notice.

foolinlove:
You didn't apologise.

foolinlove:
I remember your monicker but not the abuse you gave me.