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aManFromMars: I've seen that picture elsewhere.


The way you earthlings think, especially those from the 'darker' continents.. How una dey use reason?

Person wan kill u, na python dem send... Lion no dey?

jumong pan: Good morning all,hope u guys slept well,anyway today is my birthday....dacing KHONA. TGIF

Agbgift: Na sponge.

carujmonella: LOOOOOOOLLLL.. Reserving space when you no smell 1111?. Who you dey reserve am for?. Spirits?. Lol



No be only J, what of SBEN?. Lol.. What page 1111 caused. Playah landed on 1112 with his "J". Lol


Screaming yea not knowing it's page 1112. Loling


Lol.. Using "I" to book space but yet lands on 1112. The struggle was real



The same DOT that helped others landed him on page 1112 .



Using the name of the lord in vain. LoL



This made me laugh so hard I nearly cried



My brother blames seun for being a lastma!! . I can picture an elderly woman wailing "No OOOOOOOO" ina nollywood movie. Lol.. Memories!!

Ginger78: Gudmorning all.i hope y"all slept well?.shoutout to @theamaka,@mariarocks,@drahmah,@jumung pan,@eskbabe,@c"est moi,@j/h,@ochon,@agbgift,@nikky341,@SOM,@GOM,@yinkade,@kslib,@gh kwame,@shezy.i missed u all.have a wonderful day and God bless y"all.

repogirl: My issue with abuja clinics is that they usually have a lot of patients and not enough doctors on call, usually only one or two. Also, my daughter was seriously ill sometime and the doctoor wanted to place her on admission but all the wards were full.
She had arecurring case of malaria that kept us going back every 2 months until we sWitched to Zankli hospitals where they immediately put her on admission and seriously dealth with the malaria. It hasn't been back for over a year now, she hasn't been sick since.
Also the drugs these our hospitals stOck are local and poor quality, most oif the time, we have to buy better ones from pharmarcies.

Before I forget, I gave birth to my first kid in abuja clinics and I almost died there o, I had a better birthing experience at zankli. Professionally I prefer Zankli but the wards and toilets aren't neat at all. While infrastructure wise, abua clinics has got equipments.
Now am expecting my third kid and am with Nisa Premier, so far it looks promising, I think I prefer them to Abuja clinics.

wasak: my 1st blind date occurred last month. to be honest ASUU strike pushed me into it. I was just too idle and was left with internet as my only friend. it happened that I met this girl thru wechat... she was just too Interested in me.she kept showing me greenlight until I asked her out. she agreed immediately and started pestering me to hookup with her. her voice almost killed me.she has such a lovely voice. she was always disturbing my phone with calls and calls. myself on. the other hand was happy I already hit jackpot. i was at a busstop waiting for her, she alighted from a bike and called me.i said a quick prayer in my mind hoping shes not d charcoal - dark girl wit a hunch back.... alas she was d. 1 and she I walked upto her. she told me she never knew I was 'oyinbo '
....mehn I could hardly breath,I felt like vomiting and purging @ d Same time. I told ha my dad was waiting for me @ home to bring d key. we bade each other byes. immediately I got. home I jumped on my bed and slept d disappointment away. I woke up to meet several missed calls from ha nd messages... can u imagine? she was asking if o don't like ha appearance. I simply deleted d wechat application on my phone and ignored all her calls from dat day on.I'm sad I might av broken her heart, but the fact is even her knows we are no match..... ASUU I blame u for all this