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So that makes u what?
A LIE DETECTOR??

faketan:
trust me

Negative!!!!!

Everyone can't be a detective.

@ Akinalabi,

Don't be surprised it will happen again next season.
I think they have designed it to happen TWICE in a season. . . . .

Last season, there were GRANDSLAM SUNDAYS in Sep 2006 and Jan 2007(Man Utd Vs Arsenal and Chelsea Vs Liverpool).
This season. . . . We had one in December and anutha one tomorrow(Man Utd/Liverpool and Chelsea V Arsenal).

Do u still wonder how Arsenal played 6 London games in their 1st 9 matches this season?
David Dein should be arrested and charged for fixture-fixing.

@ Akinalabi,

Of course.
These matches are fixed. . . .
What is the probability of it happening in a single weekend?? Besides, is tomorrow not Easter sunday??
Do u still wonder how the EPL is the richest league in the world??

@ Akolawole,

Fear? You? Oh. . . . puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the most predictable GRANDSLAM SUNDAY yet.
2 HOME VICTORIES is all i can sniff.
Ma spider senses is even telling me that Chelsea WILL WIN with a high margin.

I guarantee u. . . . By this time tomorrow, Arsenal will be sitting comfortably in the 3RD POSITION.

stillwater:
Get over this issue, I'm not shaving my head.

We shall see to that.

@ faketan,

U reckon??

It's about TO GO DOWN tomorrow. . . . . .

There's TENSION in the land. . . . Arsenal fans are hoping the Scousers do em a favour.
Can u really count on Liverpool to deliver the goods at OT?
Ma days. . . . When will GAYnners learn to respect Old Trafford aka Fort Knox?? ??

@ Akolawole,

United players don't swoop on match officials.
KitKat's RED CARD against Pompey was rid of bullying tactics. . . The young polish goalie accepted his fate and went out without arguments.
We have the best disciplinary record in the league this season.

@ Ritchboy,

Negative!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The best strike partners in the EPL is Ronaldo and Apache(35 goals between them)!!!
I still prefer El-Apache to El-Nino. . . . . Torres is an out n out striker. . . .  .Tevez is a support striker.
You cannot base their comparison on goal-scoring but contributions. . . . Apache can also boast of a clean bill of HEALTH.

@ MC Omo,

Of course, Fernando Torres is the best out n out striker. . . . .
Man Utd have no player of that calibre in their squad. . . .  .Adebayor cannot even come near him.
Santa Cruz, Drogba, Berbatov and Saha are few notches below Torres.

However, you have to respect what Rio and Vida have done so far.
They have only conceded 15 goals in 30 league games this season. . . . . conceded just 5 at Old Trafford.
Torres will not sniff a shot on goal. . . . If u doubt me, ask Eduardo, Adebayor, Fabregas and Hleb when they came to OT.
All of em could only manage one decent shot on goal in 90 mins.

As per the MODERATOR of a thingy, i reserve ma venomous comments.
Letz just hope ma details are safe and it won't be passed into the hands of villains.
Should that happen, somebody is going to pay through his/her nose.
THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN.

@ faketan,

She sent me picture messages.

stillwater:
Don't start with me. Don't you know that thhe shape of your skull matters. You don't want to see the revolution of ET on the streets

U need to shave this head ASAP.
I thunk ma counsellors contacted u last night. . . . .
Don't tell me his therapy didn't work. . . .
Danity shaved hers this morning. .I will post pictures soon.

@ Akolawole,

SAF is trying to help the FA sanitise the game.
The way Chelsea players swoop on match officials is appaling. . . John Terry is the main culprit.
It should be curbed. . . . . .

@ MC Omo(Kistra-Joshua),

No one fears Torres. . . . . Where was he when United went to Anfield? He was in Vidic's pockets for 90 minutes.
A 19-yr-old Brazilian kept General Gerrard in his pocket too and Stevie G was moaning all day as he didn't have a sniff of the ball.
My lads are ready to do battle. . . . Nuthing is as sure as a United victory tomorrow.

THE HOLY TRINITY will be featuring tomorrow so any of em can SCORE.
Ronaldo will terrorise the Scousers and justify why he is the best in Europe.
Ferguson is relishing the tie already. . . . . Anutha 3 points for Man Utd.

Unfortunately, Arsenal will drop 3 points tomorrow.
Ma crystal ball says Chelsea would nick a win and leapfrog y'all.
Eboue/RVP to be sent off.
The ORACLE has spoken.

@ Stillwater,

Have u shaved ur head?

@ Nazzyon,

The victory had to come one day.
2 good goals from Viduka and Owen.
This should kick em on their backsides and avoid RELEGATION.

You can add Dead Presidents, LIFE, Coming To America n Why Do Fools Fall In Love to that list.

@ D-reloaded,

Never seen Sugar Hill?? What planet are u from?

@ Akolawole,

Avram Grant is a Zionist.
He won't be trading words with Ferguson or any manager like Jose Mourinho.
Grant is a perfect gentleman. . . .

@ Almondjoy,

Where were u last night when we were ripping y'all??

Anyways, ma idea of a romantic music is not who let the dogs out-ruff ruff ruff!!!!!!!!!
The list i made was just the top 25 black movies of all time.

Give credits to the black peops. They are gradually getting there.
Very soon, Genevieve will be a bond girl.

OK, I give up!!!!!!!!!!

I have been able to convert Danity. . . .
There is an air of inevitability about it. . . .I knew u would always prove difficult.
One of ma counsellors will contact u. U might still change ur mind!!!

@ Stillwater,

I see. The Ikechukwus of this forum will be gunning after u.

Wait a min. . . . .U cannot even compare your secondary school days to now, can ya?
U were still young, still growing up and wouldn't know the tricks about bringing your face to light.
Now, u got money, resources and the whole shebang. Show some guts. . . . shave ur hair.
U got nuthing to lose. . . . If it goes pear-shaped, go back to your wig!!!!!!
If it goes well. . . . . .stick to it. I am sure ur parents will be proud of u.

@ stillwater,

What does Ikechukwu look like??

U should try it again and go natural.
Fixing weave-on and braids damage your hair. . . . . .
Blimey, u see some hair on women and u have to shake ur head!!!!!!
The continuous use of various relaxers have changed the texture n colour of their natural hair.
All u see is dirty brown, gray, green and sometimes orange.

@ Danity,

Thank u, babes.
U have come around.

@ Stillwater,

Life is unfair and it sucks.
It's time u quit using fake hair to wow us guys.
Shave ur hair if it gives u trouble. . . . . .U might even look better than u are now.
Tell me u dont like the woman in the pic.

@ Danity,

If the hair gets too difficult to be tamed, pls scrape it off.
Who knows, u could be finer without your hair.
Nothing ventured, nuthing gained.

Take a look at this woman and tell me whatchu think?
I will rather have this woman than go home with a glued n dyed hair.
Dry-cleaners charge fortunes these days for making em sheets WHITE.

Glue on your fingers and sometimes black dye.
You will be lucky if they don't stain your immaculate white sheets with their whatchumacallit.
All i keep hearing is Africans have nappyheads. . . . If the hair is wild, please shave it completely!!!!

@ Stillwater,

Are u trying to say there's no Naija chic that has got all these things naturally?
I don't want to believe that. . . . . The mentality is the key.
Every Naija chic believes she needs a long hair, the whole make-up shebang, wonderbra, girdles, butt-pads and all other paraphernelia.

The most annoying thing is they even dictate the kind of men they want.
What right has a Naija Chic with no hair on her head got to say she cannot date a bald, pot-bellied or short guy?
Blimey. . . . .everything about a Naija girl is fake. . . . .the vertically-challenged ones even cover their heights with high heels.

What can a guy do? We got nuthing to hide. . . . . and we have been forced to accept all these nonsense.
Life is so unfair, it sucks.

@ merge,

Of course.
I am not disrespecting Nigerian women as a whole but i am dissing the present generation of chics.
Why can't they follow the footsteps of the women back in the days.
Afro or let em just plait their hair like village women. . . . . It is what we see that we will be forced to deal with.
Afterall, i don't wear a fake hair. . . .Naija men don't do anything fake. . . . so why should this women go fake?

Obviously, it is part of their fake world.

Wigs/Weave-ons. . . . .even when they look naturally unkempt, there's always an avenue for em to deceive us MEN.
Wonderbra to make the boobs go bazooka.
Butt-pads to shapen the ass.
Girldes to compress the protuding bellies. . . .A man needs to examine carefully or else he may be getting a fake product.
Acrylic nails to mask their weather-bitten nails.
Different types of make-up kits to change the whole face. . . . .They r so different to what u actually see when they are dressed up.
Their true self is when they wake up in the morning.

Everything about em is just FAKE. . . FAKE  and FAKE.

@ stillwater,

Don't get it twisted.
The fact that we know these things don't mean we attract fake chics.
Besides, how do u spot a fake one from a distance? Is the word FAKE tattooed on their greasy foreheads??

You never which of em will turn from Azeezat to Cassie. . . . .
The snag is, these girls don't front within themselves but once a guy calls their cellfones. . . Ijebu accents change rapidly to British.
Its possible u may not know about these things but IT'S REAL.

@ Danity,

Sagging pants?? Popping collars?? Doo-rags/starter caps??
It's still better than what i have seen with me own naked eyes.

How do u explain Naija chics wearing knee-length boots in 40 degrees Lagos temperature??
What about the whole Beyonce outfit? Low rise jeans showing dirty undies?
Do u know how many chics that got apprehended when the Lagos State governor was having none of it no more?


@ Stillwater,

My taste? Don't letz go there at all.
But. . . . .be rest assured ma taste are Class A eggs of WAITROSE.

@ Danity,

Naija men?
So original. . . . no short-cuts about Nigerian men.
They are always on point and they plumb straight to the point.
No monkey business at all.

Naija women?
Goshhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . . I will let stillwater confess to what they know how to do best. . . . . 

@ Stillwater,

Stop dissing our men.
They are the truest, realest and finest.
Haven't u noticed how other African countries(women) run after Nigerian men in numbers?
We must be doing sumthing right!!!

However, Naija women? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are fake, they front, they flaunt and blow things outta proportion.
In all honesty, an average Naija chic sucks.
Its shocking.

@ Danity,

U agree?

stillwater:
The women you are describing here are the ones suffering under the military regime of their husbands, why won't they stress up?

Military regimes?
Even here in the UK? Me thinks NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe it's in their DNA.

It must be their eating habits and some other factors.
Nigerian women are something else when it comes to adding flesh in their matrimonial homes.
They just go SHREKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

@ Danity,

Nah. . . . . .  .Rose was selfish.
In ma own opinion, she killed Jack. . . . She had the opportunity to go in a lifeboat, she refused.
Jack had to carry her as a burden. . . . . I am 100% sure Jack could have survived unharmed if he was all by himself.

When it mattered most(when Rose could have shown the love was mutual, she abandoned his dead body)!!!
Why not take it like a babe. . . . .stay there with him and die together and prolly rot together in HELL.
Bonnie n Clyde are household names till date because they died together. . . . .They were LEGENDS.

@ Danity,

Of course, i can die for a woman i love.
However, i have to be sure she can die for me as well before i take such a dive!!!!
Fair exchange, innit??(as Oxford Circus residents will say).

@ faketan,

I think i have heard sumthing like that before.
The guy's mates thunk the lady was their friend's mum and they all growled. . . .HI MUM.
I would kick maself to death if that happens to me.

@ Danity,

Did u just say Jack was the only man Rose loved?
I disagree with u.
Jack was stupid and died a painful death putting all his cards on the table.

Do u agree Jack was a survivor and could have survived the freak shipwreck on his own?
But, the guy threw caution to the wind. . . . followed his groin instead of his head.
At the end of it all, he was in the water while Rose was on the raft(They could have taken turns to reduce the effects of the HYPOTHERMIA).

The most annoying thing was when he died. . . . If Rose really loved him like u claim, she should have died with him.
Bonnie n Clyde died together. . . . . Thats ma own definition of TRUE LOVE!!!!!
Rose survived. . . got to NY safe n sound and most likely got anutha man in the same month!!!!!!
Women?? ?? Kill 'em before u kill a BLACK MAMBA. . . . . . . .tssssssssssssssssk, tsssssssssssssssk.

@ stillwater,

I don't wear glasses.
Nigerian women tend to age quickly.
Its like they are operating on CAT YEARS.   1 YEAR = 9 YEARS.