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@ faketan,

Is it only the bicep fans?
I was in Lagos 2 years ago when an okada man vehemently refused to ride with a woman because of her weight.
He said the woman busted his tyres THRICE in one week.
Meanwhile, this woman will go home to their hubbies and ask for a vacation in Hawaii.
What is she going to be wearing to the beach? Bikinis? In those triple layers of blubber?

@ Danity,

A man who lays ALL HIS CARDS on the table is regarded as a fool 9 out of 10 times.
You can take it to the bank with interest.
Men like that suffer heartbreaks and sometimes, painful death than the other category.
If u don't believe me, ask Jack Dawson(TITANIC).

danity:
The games just don't stop even in marriage.

C'mon Danity Kane!!!!!!!!!!!!

You of all people should know the games between a man and a woman can never stop.
The politicking is the same. . . . . teasing and testing the waters, etc.
Do u really expect a man to show all his cards on the table? You are having a laugh.

@ Stillwater,

We are talking about Nigeria.
Everyone knows about the weight issue in USA so lets not go there.
Lets use Nigeria as our case example.

@ Danity,

Thats the secret. . . . . .
When a woman gets loads of it. . . . she doesn't value it.
However, give it to her in drops and she will be lapping it up and chasing the man up n down for it.

@ stillwater,

I disagree with u.

How often do u see 20-yr-old MEN looking 35 in Nigeria? Lets be realistic.
Now lets flip the coin over. . . . .How often do u see 22-yr-old women in native attire looking 50? I see it everytime.
It seems Black women age quickly more than black men. . . . . something has to be wrong somewhere.
Imagine what Liv Tyler or Julia Roberts would have looked like if they were Nigerians.

@ Danity,

It does not work that way.
In reality, 1+1 is not always 2.
Women take men for granted when men go attention-crazy.
Have u ever wondered why the wives of wife-beaters tend to stay with em despite the domestic violence and stuffs?
Don't get me wrong. . . . I don't like violence!!!  It's just a THUNK.

@ faketan,

May God Bless You.
Their excuse is AFTERALL, I AM MARRIED. NO ONE IS PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT I WEAR and REH REH REH.
Whatz wrong with a Black sista looking smart, sexy and appealing to her husband?
They throw away caution and embark on a horrendous eating habits. . . . swallowing 40 chunks of beef everyday while cooking.

@ Danity,

Is it that obvious i am sexist?
The crux of the issue is a woman must look after herself. . . . .  . .
Once that condition is met. . . . a brother will co-operate and treat a sister in the right way.

@ Stillwater,

Negative!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

African men are expected to look robust in marriage. . . . . There should be signs of good living.
Besides, why compare a man to a woman in this issue? A man does not need a lot to be aiiiiight.
It is the woman that must make sure she looks fit so her husband will not be lured by super-sexy divas out there.

A Naija woman stops taking care of herself once she is married.
All u get to see on em is traditional wear like Rachel Oniga. . . . .Body weight triples and everything just blow up like NITRO.
Do u really think Black brothers find that attractive?
The annoying thing is u folks are the first to cry FOUL when a brother eyes a beyonce-esque chic.

@ Danity,

You must admit it is one-sided for Black couples.
A Black sister's idea of romance in Nigeria is to cook goathead stew for her husband.
In return, she wants a boat-cruise or a romantic weekend in Hawaii. . . . . .How does that add up?

As for the bust-size, i do mind. I don't want to be choked to death.
Black sistas should sort themselves out and act straight.
Like the scriptures say, You REAP WHAT You SOW.

As for the loving her for her looks. . . . . Thats hypocrisy at the very top level.
I must like what i see before i even take the 1st step of chatting u up in the first place SO LOOKS COUNT.
Any man that comes here to say otherwise is deceitful!!!!!
Lets ask loverbwoy Rev2bit if he will marry a junkie, pygmy or a hunched-back diva.
Afterall, looks don't count for him. . . . . .Classic hypocrite!!!!!

@ faketan,

Great minds think alike.

Don't mind those Black sistas.
They think ROMANCE should be one-sided.
Give em an inch of space and they will take several yards.

To a white woman, looking good is long term. . . . .they strive towards it before, during and after marriage.
For a black sister, looking good ends once they walk the aisle with their man.
Blimey. . . .  .I married a diva and 2 months later she has turned to a GODZILLA. . . . . .
How am i supposed to deal with a situation like that?

danity:
Excuse you Mr. Chacal.
I love my skin color to death. I'm not bleaching for nobody. I like my nose too. I don't want all those witchy noses.

You know what?
Tell me what romance is in the black culture.

After 20 years of marriage, a white man will still attempt to renew his vows. How many black men do that? _{Only Damon Wayans on that episode of my wife and kids.} Some even try to arrange cruises or go somewhere romantic.
How many black men consider cruises romantic?
Black brothers need to reconsider the meaning of romance.
Tolerance is not romance for goodness' sake.
After 20 years of marriage, do not tell a woman that your idea of romance is staying with her.
There is a difference.

Stop clutching at straws, will ya?

Romance shouldn't be one sided.
Unfortunately for Black sisters(especially Nigerians), Romance is material things.
Try send a Naija chic bouquet or romantic card on her birthday and watch the drama she would bring to a brother's door step.
Mr Bigg's sausages and TFC Chicken nuggets is her own version of Romance.
For Black sistas, it is food, ice-cream and chocolates. . . . . . . Anything in trousers willing to provide that for em is romantic.

Thanx for mentioning vow renewals. . . . .
Like the Holy Scriptures go. . . . You reap what u sow.
White women take care of themselves even in marriage. . . . They keep fit, look trim and are good value for money anytime, t in their life span.
They don't stop looking good. . . . The whole attitude is the same like they were still SINGLE.

Black-sisters? Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaseeeeee
Just 6 months in marriage. . . . . they blow up like Nitro. From 34B to 42 FF. . . . .Belly protudes like an expecting momma elephant.
The ass is something else. . . . . .It flattens the tyres everytime they ride in a brother's SUV. . . . .
Now tell me. . . . .  .Which Black brother will be considering a romantic cruise with such women??

@ Danity,

It's not too late. . . . .
You can follow MJ's footsteps and bleach your skin THOROUGHLY.
Get yourself a decent pointed nose that will not fall off when slapped.

How can u say Blacks don't know what romance is all about?
I think y'all black sisters need some soul-searching.
You are too complicated.

@ Almondjoy,

I suspect u have been westernised!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't tell me u now have got the mentality that anything BLACK will always come out EVIL. . . .
An experiment was done sometimes ago. . . . .100 black kids were given a white teddy and a black one EACH.
They were asked which one was EVIL. . . . .ALL of em chose the black teddy. . . . Can u beat that??

Are u aware the other race actually prefer our own movies to theirs?
An average Black man has got drama in him, it's in his DNA.
The only thing missing is a good producer/director and errrrm, errrm MONEY!!!!

You want me to name 25 great black movies? I am not sure i can but let me run a list.

Soul Food, Best Man, Sugar Hill, Foxy Brown, Malcolm X, A Time To Kill, Shaft.

Higher Learning, Coach Carter, The Brothers, Jason's Lyrics, Boyz-N- The Hood.

Brown Sugar, Barbershop, Lean On Me, Menace II Society, American Gangstar, Amistad.

Set It Off, Training Day, Ali, New Jack City, Poetic Justice, Ray and Two Can Play That Game.

@ AlmondJoy,

Seedy Porn?

Have u seen Jason's lyrics, Best Man, Love Jones and even SOUL FOOD?
How can u rubbish classics like that?
Cut black movies some slack, will ya?

Tasteless music videos?
I am sure u know Hype Williams?
How many times has he won music video awards?

@ Akolawole,

What are u talking about here?
Arsenal to defeat Chelsea at Stamford Bridge? John Terry will DIE on the pitch.
This is more than a football game. . . . This is WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

United Vs Liverpool is more predictable.
Rafa's boys will FREEZE at Old Trafford.
U will need a telescope to find Torres on the day as he will be kept in Rio's pocket like it happened @ Anfield in december.

C'MON UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just hope me boys can make me proud on sunday.
HOLY TRINITY. . . . . . . . . Where ya guns @?

THE KILLA SQUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You must be high on cheap weed!!!!!!!!!

The same Cesc Fabregas some English journalists said was the best player in the world late last year?
This dude cannot even start ahead of Xavi, Alonso or Iniesta. . .
What has he won personally as a player? Nuthing.
Unless of course, u wanna count the Emirates cup and Amsterdam tournament.

As things stand. . . . 50 cent is the RICHEST!!!!!!!!!!!!

Most over-rated footballer has to be Cesc Fabregas.
Lets face it. . . . what has he won as a player for club or country?

akinalabi:
Very Very Daft!

If there is no penalty offence, I guess the referee should
just pick the ball and put it on the spot.

How many intelligent topics do we have these days?
I am 600% sure the author of this topic is a GAYnner. . .The requirement needed to be a GAYnner is ACUTE STUPIDITY.
The whole place is crawling with twats with little or no nous.

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Lose Yourself. . . . .Eminem(8 mile)

Top Shotta. . . . . . . DMX feat. Sean Paul, Vegas Cats(Belly)

When it rains it pours. . . 50 cent(Get rich. . . . )

Don't let go. . . . . . . . . En Vogue(Set it off)

After Laughter comes tears . . . Wendy Rene(Lucky Number Slevin)

@ Almondjoy,

I disagree with u.

Black Romance is boring because black movie industry lack producers like the Spielbergs, Bruckheimers and the Tarantinos of this world.
Besides, low budget also undermines the production of black movies cos black producers tend to attract 3rd-class actors/actresses.
Black peops are better in acting than their white counterparts but insufficient funds tend to take Black flicks 6 steps backwards.

@ ayusman-sixteen,

I predicted your UN-WINNING RUN just before Nani and Fletcher raped y'all 4-0 at OT.
Peops call me JACKSTRADAMUS because i see things before it comes. . . MC Omo aka KITSTRA-DUMMY is the fake version of moi.
There's an air of inevitability about you guys dropping points @ The Bridge on sunday.
Chelsea will carry the day!!!!

@ Dayokanu,

You are 100% correct about Arsenal being a selling club.
I mentioned something about it some few months ago and most of their fans wanted me head. . .
However, they are still better than Bayern Munich.
Do u really think Bayern will finish in the top 4 if they play in the EPL?
Ma spider senses think they will finish slightly above Bolton.

@ Eldee,



Arsenal fans must always generate excuses to cover their crap. . . .
U have been missing in this zone for the best part of 2 weeks and u are denying it. . . .
Dont desert your team yet . . . . . A loss for y'all on sunday will knock sense back to y'all system.

Title race is STILL OPEN? Of course it is.
However, momentum plays a vital role in the final run-in. . . . Arsenal have been found wanting in that department so dont put ur money on em!!!
United have won the last 4 games. . .Arsenal have drawn the last 4. .
Man Utd will play at OT. . . Arsenal will play at SB(A ground that refuses to surrender to a league defeat)!

Do the math and get back at me.

@ Cassiel,

Lemme tell u the TRUTH . . .
Arsenal won in 2003/04 because the FA bleeped Man Utd up with Ferdinand's 8-month ban.
As at the time Ferdinand was slapped the ban. . . United were on top of the table with 3 points.
David Dein got FIFA involved and they made sure Rio got slapped with 8 months. . . It was CATASTROPHIC for Man Utd but we have moved ON!!

Wenger wanted a new generation of good players(there's nuthing wrong with that).
The only mistake he made was chasing the old guards away from Arsenal. . .
Players like PIRES, LJUNBERG and LAUREN could have added stability to that team if they were still there.
You have to see how Giggsy and Scholes tutor our young players. . . Young players need a role model.
Unfortunately for the GAYnners, their only role model(Billy the Kid) is an asshole, he rejected em psychologically at St Andrews.

Rio injured? Lets just hope Fergie is playing dice with Rafa.
We need a Rio-Vida combo to stifle EL-NINO.
United need a good back-line to launch an attack against the Scousers. . . .
I am confident Rio will play. . . . He is suffering from back pains but that should be aiiiight.
Brown, Rio, Vida and Evra in the backline with KITKAT/Foster in goal.

@ Cassiel,

I had mixed-feelings yesterday.
Chelsea's results kinda got me down last night cos i expected em to finish off Tottenham and tie with the GAYnners on points!!!
Me thinks a draw is the best result for us on sunday. . . We would surely beat Liverpool at OT.

@ Coded guy,

No one makes dumb predictions as much as MC Omo on this forum.
He opened his big mouth and predicted United will not WIN last night. . . Lil wonder the prat is scared to come out today.
I still maintain GAYnners are the most pathetic, moronic, spastic and idiotic set of fans on Nairaland.

@ Cassiel,

Arsenal used to be a powerful club? When and where?
What makes a club powerful? Ohhhhhhhhhhh, i gotcha. . . . THE TREBLE*?? ?? ??
Lemme tell u what the excuses will be on sunday after losing to the Chavs. . . . .  .
Arsenal fans will go. . . . . .WE DON'T REALLY NEED THE EPL. . . ALL WE EVER WANTED WAS THE UCL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Their priorities change drastically like the UK weather.

I want Wenger around, he makes me laugh.
He is going to give his usual excuses again. . . . My team lacks experience and are so young and reh reh reh.
The Man Utd team that faced Bolton yesterday had an average age of 21 . . . . .
I am yet to see anyone purr about Ronaldo or Rooney as being a youngster.
If the excuse is not the age, it is about the money spent on both teams.

How pathetic!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Cassiel,

Gosh. . . . . . .
U didn't have to rub salt to their wounds. . . .
These people are damaged mentally and emotionally. . .Gallas was prolly crying they lost the title when they drew with the Brummies in February.
I came back here to tell Loyika and his goons that Gallas' resilent spirit got broken in that game. . . They was like . . we still lead by 3 points!!!

Reality is here now and they have nowhere to hide.
Man Utd has turned the screw full-circle and Ronaldo is relentless in his quest to win the title for Man Utd again.
Please. . . .ask Loyika if he still thinks Fab4 will win the PFA awards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was campaigning for Flabbyass in december . . . I wonder what he thinks now.
Have u noticed how this place has turned to a graveyard . . . . Where is Eldee, Bandit and Vieira?

@ Loyika,

U are serial self-servicer. . . . .

What are u talking about here?
Blimey, what is to say u will beat the Chavs on sunday after what happened to Chelski last night?
Can't u GAYnners smell the coffee? I told u Arsenal surrendered the title the day BILLY THE KID threw his toys outta the pram.

How many league games have u won since then? Z-I-L-C-H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If u cannot beat the Brummies, Lactics and Middlesboro . . . . I dont see u twats beating Chelski.
A DRAW on the day is most likely but i am sure the Chavs will want more. . . . .

Andy Gray never predicted Tottenham will finish above Arsenal.
He is the only soccer pundit in the UK that said Arsenal players have come of age and will upset the duo-poly of Chelsea and Man Utd.
Dont mix him with Martin Lawrenson and Alan Hansen who should be analysing cricket.

@ Cassiel,

U are a meanie!!!!!!

How can u be so wicked? You actually want Wenger to be fired?
Who are we gonna laugh at when the French pedo goes back to France to start harrassing young females.
Let Wenger stay. . . . . .By May 2008, It will be FERGIE 10-3 WENGER
Isn't that wonderful?

@ Loyika,

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

I am still sitting back and admiring the GAYnners. . . . . . . .
This is unbelievable . . . . . to think u fucking ZEALOTS were 5 point clear 4 months ago and u are now 3 points behind is shocking!!!
AC Milan are now a spent force, loyiks. . . . . Don't use em as a yardstick.

A team that has failed to record any victory in England since the 16th of February shouldn't be taken serious.
ANDY GRAY said the GRANDSLAM battle will be 2 HOME VICTORIES. . . . That puts us 6 points ahead of y'all gays.
Dr Kit has abandoned NL after he predicted Man Utd will drop points against Bolton. . . So much for Kitstradamus.
He shld be called Kitsra-STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


@ Rikkyjen,

Loyika is suffering from yesterday's hangover. . . .
His eyes are blood-shot. . . .he is suffering from a VIRUS and maybe partially blind as we speak.
Do u know any clinic that can flush Loyika's body system?