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@ Wormy,

U have started generating your prattles again.

United were the better team on the day but y'all nicked it.
Giggsy had a valid goal disallowed. . . . .no thanx to Steve Bennett!!!!!!
The move had Giggsy one on one with Petr Cech. . . . Essien fouled Giggsy from behind and the ball was bundled over the line. . . .
I still dont understand why a penalty wasn't given or a goal wasn't given!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Akolawole,

You are not digging anything at all.
I have told u times without number that Jose is a good manager but he is not SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!

Mikel Obi was a spectator in the FA Cup final. . . . I cannot remember him controlling anything.
United were the better team on the day but Chelsea nicked it in the end.
Paul Scholes was calling the shotz in the midfield. . . pinging passes to United's forward line.

stillwater:
I'm not feeling well today . I don't have energy to bash anyone. The Naija men I know are good, sha.

Awwwwwwwwww!!!!!!
Too bad. . . . . . I am really in a bash mood today but i'd call it off.
Lemme know when u pass your fitness test.

@ Danity Kane,

Goodluck to u then!!!!!

Did u say i might marry a white woman? No way, babes!!!!
Not in this life or the next one.
I am allergic to caucasians.

@ Pataki,

You started it!!!!
Wait a min, u mean u spend 50 Euros to shag a hooker?
Blimey. . . . . .That should get u 1000 whores in Yaba with some change.

@ Danity,

At this rate, i hope u don't marry a white dude.
Naija guys are this n that. . . .
What is the problem about Naija geezers?
Make me understand. . .

@ Stillwater,

What brings her excellency to this zone? To bash Naija men, i guess.
Erm, errrrrrm, have u shaved your head?

@ Pataki,

Go and continue calling your 090-sexywomen.
Why do i have a feening u patronise these hi-class hookers?
Fess up, son!!!!!!!!

@ Danity,

I am not the type that see things that way.
Life is meant to be enjoyed. . . . If a gal wanna take a tumble in the hay, who says she can't.
There's more to life than all these kizzacks.

P.S. Leave Nigerian men alone.

@ Danity,

I feel your pain.

Women are blamed for this UNHOLY schitzo because the woman holds the key to it happening or not!!!!!
At the end of the day, it bores down to the guy asking if shit is going down. . . The woman STILL has to decide either YES or NO.

@ Danity,

I agree with u that the OP went a tad OTT but not all Nigerian lads think this way.
Exposure is anutha factor. . . . Some people cannot see beyond their noses while some have seen it all.
There's nuthing wrong if a gal wanna get down on the 1st date. . . .Her choice, her way. . . doesn't make her cheap IMO.
U catch ma drift?

@ Danity,

Must u generalise?
What grudge do u have against Nigerian geezers?
Take it easy!!!!

nwando:
sice the poster never return,let's hope he's safe at Yaba Psychia

Yaba Psychiatric?
I hope he gets to hell and Satan sticks a million needles in his eyes.

I think the OP is a classic example of a man suffering from a mid-life crisis.
How can u say such a thing to a man of God?. . . . Are people this ignorant?
Okababa is a stupid hilly billy!!!!

@ Cass,

We have already beaten em twice this season @ Villa Park.
Ma worry is Fergie might wanna tinker with the team cos we play Roma next week . . . .
Whatever he does. . . .he should field a strong team(without Scholes and Giggs) and take em off when we are 3-4 goals up.

Foster, Brown, Rio, Vidic, Evra, Ronaldo, Anderson, Hargreaves, Nani, Tevez, Rooney.

@ Classy Cass,

Do u know if any United player got crocked last night??
United need to assemble all the players back by this evening and prep for Aston Villa.
The match should be treated like a World Cup final. . . . . .We should go gunz blazing and scorch those Villa boys to death!!!!
Its a late kick-off. . . . . I hope Chelsea n Arsenal stutter so our lads can relax and blow Villa back to the stone age.

@ Dason4life,

Your last comment has just placed u in the very depth of STUPIDITY.
Must u stay foolish to support Chelsea?
U discredited a fact and i showed u the evidence and your moronic mouth is still bleating like an impetuous pig . . .
Something must be wrong with your central nervous system.

Whats the difference between Lisbon and Lagos?
Maybe u need to expose yourself and get out of Lagos for once to see all these so-called European countries.
UNILAG is better than Lisbon University in terms of standard and the quality of graduates the 2 schools produce.
I dont expect a douche-bag like u to understand. . . .afterall, u have had ur head stuck up your missus' tampon socket all night.

@ Wormedup,

Maybe u should type after u finish wanking.
The constant jerk-ups and imminent orgasms are making ur fingers type balderdash.
I cannot make any sense outta the applesauce u have just delivered.
Are u sure u are alright?

@ Akola,

You are really clutching at straws. . . . .
Wenger can axe Gilberto from being a captain. . . . It is better than saying Carvalho has a low IQ or Ronaldo came from a poor background.
How can Jose Mourinho open his mouth to talk about people's background?
Same guy that studied Physical Education in a University lower in standards than YABATECH. . . .
Its pathetic!!!!!!!!!!

@ Akola,

I dont understand ur posts. . . . .

Are u trying to compare these examples with Jose Mourinho cursing his own players?
Ronaldo's education and background? Carvalho's low IQ? Wenger is a Viewer? Gallas is Judas??
Please. . . . . . . everyone knows Jose was a rabid hound that lacks any iota of CLASS.

@ Dason4life,

Stop being a dolt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mourinho cussed Ronaldo's background. . . . .
Check this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/sport/football.html?in_page_id=1779&in_article_id=451591

I find it amusing that Jose Mourinho could say someone is educated.
Just because he bagged a B.Sc degree in Physical Education at University of Lisbon means shyte!!!!
What is the difference between Lisbon University and UNILAG or OAU?

@ Loyika,

Brilliant post!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jose was brilliant but he lacked CLASS and TACT.
You don't need to belittle your opponents to play them.

The same Jose that said Ronaldo came from a poor background??
What has his family background gast to do with his football?

Mr Mourinho was too loquacious n multiloquent for anyone's liking.
I am sure Roman didn't like that bit in him as well thus getting fed up and kicking the manie out of his prestigious club.


@ Akolawole,

Resorting to personal insults is very different to mind games. . . .
Are we talking about Jose Mourinho that told the media Carvalho has a low IQ?
His garrulous attitude became unbearable after a while. . . . Mourinho is so stupid he never apologised any of his ungodly rants.
Jose's story was like a slave invited to dine with the KINGS but forgot his table-manners and got kicked out.

This is the mentality Jose had imbibed in u BLUES. . . .

We all saw how Eriksson and Ferguson were smiling at each other in the Manchester Derby.
It is even more intense than Chelsea V Arsenal games which is nuthing until Jose called Wenger a Viewer.
Games are meant to be played and enjoyed under a relaxed atmosphere. . .  .
I enjoyed your game against Arsenal than those stupid Scousers who took things too far. . . . .

Grant is a Zionist and very matured. . . . He won't follow Jose's foot-steps by thriving on cheap insults.
Many people said he was clueless and yet he smashed Arsenal with a top draw tactics.
Played Essien as a RB cos he knew Belletti gets tired quickly. . . .only brought him in when Arsenal's legs were tired.
That was a masterstroke that broke GAYnners resistance. . . . The way Belletti was bombing forward like a GUNSHIP was outstanding!!!!

Blimey. . . . . GRANT is me man but too bad he would be beaten by Man Utd in April!!!!!!!!

@ Nateevs,

I guess u can get off ma back, now!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let it be known i am still Pro-Grant and Anti-Mourinho. . . . . .
Check it, look at Grant's victory against Arsenal. . . .No Arsenal fan is making any dirty excuses about mind games or cheap politricks.
He won the game fair n square.

Lets pretend Grant was Jose for a minute. . . . .
He would say Gallas is a pig and an illiterate. . . . Wenger is a double Viewer. . . . Jose would have had anutha fisticuff with Wenger in the dug-out.
There's no limit to Jose's excesses. . . . . He is a trouble-maker!!!!! A Arrow of a manager and very irresponsible.
He gave Chelsea too much bad publicity. . . .

nateevs:
@Wormy

Chacal has a way of trying to explode dicussions so it eventually becomes inconclusive. .

I will soon throw him out of here . . . except that he's my pal. .

Good observation!!!

@ wormy,

Man Utd won the EPL in 2003. . . . .Get that into ur thick SKULL.
They could have won it in 2004 until FA banned Ferdinand for 8 months. . . . United lost their pole position to Arsenal after then.
2005 and 2006 were transitional periods. . . . Butt, Keane, Phil Neville, Fortune, DjembaX2 and other players left and United had to rely on young'uns!!
Every club goes thru that transitional phase except Chelsea. . . .
Your transfer policy is to get finished products. . . .  It's not the same with Man Utd and Arsenal.

@ nateevs,

Listen very carefully. . . . . MANAGERS will be judged on what they have won rather than what they WOULD have won.
Theres nothing to say Jose Mourinho could have won the title this season if he had stayed, is there?
Lets look at this examples. . . . . If Mourinho had left in 2006 summer. . . . People would be saying he would have kept on winning the title till 2010.
If Fergie had left Man Utd after winning it in 99, 2000, and 2001. . . .many heads would feel the trend will continue till eternity.

No one knows what would have happened if Jose had stayed. . . .He might have won it and he might have finished 4th. . .
This is like counting a game in hand as victory. . . . we all know what happened to Arsenal's famous game in hand in December.
Managers will be judged on what they won and Jose won 2 titles fair n square. . . he deserves the credits
However, don't compare him to FERGIE who has been doing it for many years. . . . .It could be 10 titles in 16 seasons by May 2008.

@ Nateevs,

Smell the coffee, mate!!!!!!
All those players are no world-class players. . . . They were bunch of British players with British hype.
How can u compare both situations? I can't work it out in me head.
Man Utd was always fighting RELEGATION. . . . .The team was like Derby County or West Brom of these days.

Jose came into a stabilised Chelsea.
2nd in the league, S/finalist of the previous UCL. . . . .
Many school of thunks even feel Ranieri might have won the league had he stayed a season longer until eccentric Jose Mourinho took over.
That didn't even deter Jose from spending more money on Chelsea. . . . Its not comparable.

Jose was an idiot for buying SWP. . . . There were better options then.
Fergie was a genius for buying Steve Bruce cos he was part of the integral team that won him titles.
Would u say SWP was instrumental to any of the league titles u won? Be honest and answer the question.
How can u even compare Steve Bruce's enormous input to Wright-Phillips at Chelsea. . . .I can understand Wright-Phillips of Man City but Chelsea?
Nateevs, are u on LSD?

@ Loyika,

Where did i spew" DON'T TELL ME NOTHING"?
I cannot remember arrrrrrall
Nateevs is so in love with Jose. . . . .
He sounds like a jilted chic longing for the touch of her ex-boy/f.

@ wormedup,

You sound like a broken BoneThugs-n-Harmony CD. . . .
Reh reh reh reh. . . . . How can u write so much and make no sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In your deluded theory. . . . .Jose could have won 21 league titles if he had been in Chelsea since 1986? PRICELESS!!!!!
If that is the case, why didn't he win the title last season even after adding Shevchenko, Ballack and Boulahrouz to his team?
Jose is a good manager but he is not special. . . . He will have to put a struggling team on the map like Fergie did before i can rate him.

Let Jose go to Sunderland, work with em for years and put em on the map before i can reckon with him.
How can u compare what great managers like Ferguson have done to Jose Mourinho? Are u high on cheap weed?
Ferguson had nothing much to build on. . . . . . Jose had the whole world to build his team from.
Do the math n come back here.

@ Nateevs,

2.3 million in 1989 is nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, how many English players are even world class?
Did England win any major competition in the 80s or early 90s? Steve Bruce is English thus he was over-priced as at then.
Don't compare that to Jose that had the whole world to choose from. . . . Drogba, Cech, Carvalho, Duff, Crespo, Gudjohnsen, Robben etc.

Lemme add more. . . . . .
Fergie had the odds stacked against him but he delivered after a while(THAT ERA IS DIFFERENT)!!!!!
We are in a new era where players are paid 120-150k a week. . . . so much is expected from managers. . . Fans are now extremely impatient.
No one would wait for Jose to turn things around before he gets kicked out. . . Allardyce is a classic example.
Do u really think Big Sam wouldn't have turned things around at Newcastle? Was he given the chance like Bolton did?
Mate, do the math!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Things r different today.

@ Akolawole,

He made few signings. . . . none of those players were WORLD CLASS!!!!
Compare em kind of players to what Jose Mourinho bought. . . .
Don't make me laugh, Akola!!!!!!!
Money made Chelsea great. . . . . Football made United great and RICH!!!!!
There's a difference between the 2.

@ Loyika,

Thank u very much for your comments.
I am still expecting your brilliant write-up on Gaynners recent dip in form.
When should we be expecting this?

@ Nateevs,

So u wanna compare 2.3 million in 1989 to Drogba's 24 milla and Essien's 24 milla or SWP's 21 milla.
Dude, what are u smoking?
Fergie spent some money but it cannot be compared to the magnitde of the money Jose spent when he arrived in England.

@ nateevs,

I don't quite understand your post but lemme spell the difference once and for all.

Chelsea was a small club PRE-ROMAN REVOLUTION.
When Roman came into it. . . . .He invested heavily into his club.
Bought world class players and restructured the club and changed the transfer policy.
Then came Jose Mourinho. . . .empowered with unlimited funds to buy any player he wants and the rest is history.
In this manner. . . . .MONEY made Chelsea what they are. . .

Man Utd PRE-FERGUSON's arrival was a struggling club. . . .their league standing was nuthing to write home about.
Ferguson was employed to do one task: Make United great like LIVERPOOL.(Liverpool were the dominant force then).
Man Utd had no money. . . . Fergie's task was to restructure the club and ship out the indisciplined players ruined by excessive alcohol.
He looked inwards into the academy as he didn't have any tangible sum of money to purchase world class players(SPOT THE DIFFERENCE?)
The media blasted him for keeping faith with his young fledglings but he stuck at it and it paid off, . . . .
IN THIS MANNER. . . . .FOOTBALL made Man Utd rich and not the other way round like CHELSEA.

I hope u understand now. . . . . .Mourinho built Chelsea with finished products, Fergie built Man Utd with his youth lads.
Jose's success was instant cos he didn't have to wait for players to mature. . .
Fergie's success was slow n long-lasting cos he had to wait for his boys to fully develop.
Need i say more?

@ Chuckdee4,

Its FATIGUE. . . . . . .
You can put up appearances all day long but that isn't the major factor. . . Bits of it were mental. . . .most of it were the physical nature.
Those Arsenal players want to WIN but they just don't have enough gas in the tank to take em through the final lap of the race.
Would u compare United's game against Liverpool(stroll in the park) to Arsenal's slugfest against Chelsea?
That is the key. . . . .

Arsenal plays in such a way that u guys hardly use the long balls.
That kind of play demands high energy from your players because its all about movement and short intricate passes.
United on the other hand can create from Van Der Sar down to Rooney. . . . most of our matches have been training practise.
Man Utd V Chelsea. . . . Man Utd V Liverpool and many others.

Arsenal makes things difficult for themselves.
90% of your matches were slugfests. . . . Play, pass and pass and prolly score in the 89th minute.
These kind of games take it's toll on players. . . . You cannot compare such games to United 6-0 Newcastle or Newcastle 1-5 Man Utd.
Wenger should learn to add varieties to his football idealism. . . .He needs a bigger squad like Barca to achieve his TOTAL FOOTBALL POLICY.

@ Loyika,

I AM STILL HERE SITTING BACK AND ADMIRING THE GAYNNERS.
Who wouldn't admire a team that lost 11 points in 5 games?

@ Debosky,

It was MENTAL and physical. . . . .
I can understand if Arsenal are playing ever so well and are UNLUCKY. . . .
These days, the level of their game has dropped abruptly. . . . Hleb, Cesc and Flamini are not the same players again.
Its FATIGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember last season when Ronaldo n Rooney were so leggy in the FA Cup final?
They were so knackered they felt like donkeys. . . .Chasing 4 titles in this league is energy-sapping.
We(fans) sit at home with a bottle of beer and analyse tosh while players play throughout the 4 seasons without a single break.
Tell me. . . . . . . .how easy is that?

Different eulogies. . . . .
The death of ARSENAL is bringing out various analysis and counter-analysis.

The only thang that killed ARSENAL was fatigue.
Besides . . . .Van Persie's arrival also unbalanced the team a bit.
Arsenal fans expected so much from him but after that long injury spell. . . . . .Its like asking too much.

Wenger should have smelt the coffee when Ferguson and Mourinho were beefing up last season.
He could have added 4-5 players. . . . I dont think the decision makers in the board would have complained.
When Arsenal sets out the same team, same formation everytime. . . . sooner than later, smaller clubs will find a way of neutralising em.

@ nateevs,

I read ur epistle and couldn't stop laughing.

Do u really wanna compare Fergie's tenure to Jose Mourinho?
Pre-Ferguson's arrival. . . . . Man Utd was like Derby County?Sunderlands. . . .
The club had no money, players were so indisciplined and he had nuthing to build on. . . . .

Mourinho came to a club that reached the S/finals of UCL, came 2nd in the league with a Billionaire owner.
He inherited world class players, the stage was set for him to perform.
The whole environment was conducive for Jose Mourinho so he had no excuse not to perform.

Spot the difference, mate??

@ Danity,

I should have listened to u. . . . .
See what humility can do to grown men.
UNITED rules!!!!!!!!!!!!