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Travel / Re: Why Do Nigerians Abroad Live A Pseudo Life ! by Chacal: 11:18pm On Mar 29, 2008
People's expectation is purely academic here.

When Lagos residents go to their village in the East, it's the same royalty that surrounds em.
It is like that globally. . . . people expect a lot from the city dwellers but it doesn't mean Nigerians abroad front or are living a fake life.
Why can't we narrow it down to the cultural differences between Nigeria and UK/USA.

You cannot hold me responsible for the way Nigerians think about me.
For instance, if i go to Nigeria and dress as casual as i can be. . . . .people would still see it as over-dressing and say i am fronting.
When u wear PJs to sleep, u are fronting cos they expect u to tie wrapper on your waist and sleep.

These are the kinda things people perceive to be living a fake life.
I don't go to Nigeria to impress anyone. . . . However, they still see the normal way of living here as being sophisticated.
So, who is to blame?
Crime / Re: Disgrace from Nigeria by Chacal: 10:58pm On Mar 29, 2008
Without a doubt, there's no good thang about Nigeria.
Sometimes i think Africa as a whole is cursed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Chacal: 10:45pm On Mar 29, 2008
@ Cassiel,

Are u sure u dont want me to hammer the nail in?
These twats wouldn't have spared us if they were in United's shoes. . .
They can be very moronic with their analysis. . . . . .Gallas better than Rio. . . . Adebayor better than Ronaldo.
Trust me, i have seen it all.

@ Danity,

U keep getting better n better.
Start shopping for GRADE A BUBBLY cos United might wrap this up in 2-3 weeks!!!!!
The celebration here will be thunderous.
I am gonna taunt all GAYnners from here to Hamunaptra.
Romance / Re: 4 Reasons Why Women Reject Men. by Chacal: 10:25pm On Mar 29, 2008
Cassiel:

@Chacal
Sounds to me like my bullet hit home,Jackal. Guess you're guilty of all of them. You must be one of those that see those things as normal. What kind of girls have you been rolling with?Olfactorily-challenged ones?

Guilty of em stuffs? Nah!!!!
Your bullet missed the target completely.
I have a feening u, Danity, Stillwater and 2 other lasses have launched a personal vendetta on NL geezers since last weekend.

Seriously, is it possible for a geezer to possess all these attributes? Is he a pig?
Anyways, i don't have to blow ma trumpet!!!!
The few peops that have seen me know i am buff! tongue grin tongue
Romance / Re: 4 Reasons Why Women Reject Men. by Chacal: 10:14pm On Mar 29, 2008
@ Cassiel,

grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

This is breath-taking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What kinda guys have u been rolling with?
Halitosis, BO, disgusting table manners, nitwit and smelly feet?
U are a meanie!!!! cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Chacal: 10:04pm On Mar 29, 2008
@ Debosky,

What a calamity!!!!

U must be the unluckiest boy i know.
This is the 3rd straight season u have had to cope with a broken heart.
How the Bleep do u sleep at night with all these empty promises and broken dreams of supporting Arsenal?

What happened to your prognosis. . . .
"Dudu's injury will forge a team belief, Arsenal will WIN it for DUDU", We lost the FA Cup to Man Utd in 2004 and won the league"
Go back and read the previous pages of this thread and see how STUPID Arsene Wenger made u look. grin grin grin
Hell, MC Omo even predicted Adebayor will OUTSCORE Ronaldo. . . . . . How hilarious!!!
Romance / Re: 10 Signs A Woman May Have Character Problem by Chacal: 9:25pm On Mar 29, 2008
@ uspry1,

Dont despair. . . .
There will always be an exception to all those stuffs written above there. tongue tongue
Personally, i don't agree with half of what the OP printed.
Crime / Re: Disgrace from Nigeria by Chacal: 9:07pm On Mar 29, 2008
@ 4Him,

You are still here constituting a nuisance?
Ma advice to u is to keep ma name out of your cock-sucking lips or leprotic fingers.
We don't belong in the same league. . . . . Go mingle with losers and tramps like u.
Around the corner lies a serious bashing for u. . . . This is going to be ma last warning to u. . . .
Stay away from ma handle!!!!!!

@ Pahtahkee,

I am cool, mate!!!

How are u feeling now staying 6 points behind Man Utd? grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Disgrace from Nigeria by Chacal: 8:47pm On Mar 29, 2008
4Him:

Take am easy, i wont be held responsible for burst carotids.  cheesy

Look at this unrepentant plonker!!!!
I thunk u said u were leaving the thread until the members of your association of mental handicaps show up.
There are many things u can do to help your idleness. . . . .Try door-knocking and preaching your heresies in the neighbourhood.
You quote the scriptures but there is no iota of holiness in your disease-infested bald head.
Get a life. . . .get a DOG!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Chacal: 8:40pm On Mar 29, 2008
We should KILL Roma on tuesday!!!!!!!!

Ferguson should not even try playing Wazza as a lone striker. . . .
United should go 4-4-2 with Tevez and Wazza leading the attack. . . .We are more dangerous with the HOLY TRINITY playing together.
I wouldn't mind an away victory like Liverpool and Arsenal have done on Italian soil this season.

We are good to GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crime / Re: Disgrace from Nigeria by Chacal: 8:32pm On Mar 29, 2008
@ 4Him,

U are a bloody pillock!!!!!!!!!!

Who gives a Bleep about you? U have been seeking ma attention all week
You went to Arsenal thread to start saying you hid ur face in disgrace. . . what was that about?
U being dead or alive means nuthing to me, mate. . . .
I just think your excesses should be curbed as u are running around like a rabid dog.
Look at this balding gibbon talking about knowing me. . . . .I dont associate with tramps, gay!!!!
Travel / Re: Why Do Nigerians Abroad Live A Pseudo Life ! by Chacal: 8:26pm On Mar 29, 2008
@ naija_diva,

U can't be serious!!!!!!!!!

The quality of life abroad(esp UK and USA) cannot be compared to Nigeria.
This is not about anyone living a fake life.
Its reality!!!!!
Crime / Re: Disgrace from Nigeria by Chacal: 8:20pm On Mar 29, 2008
@ 4Him,

Is it compulsory u exude STUPIDITY and IDLENESS on Nairaland?
Ain't u ashamed of yourself? All u do everyday is to hide behind a mask and cause ruckus in various sections of the land.
If u are this idle. . . . . .Go and find a job in a Chapel and let people be.
Sometimes u appear intelligent but most times u are just a boil on the ass of humanity.
You are pathetic!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Chacal: 8:12pm On Mar 29, 2008
@ nazzyon,

I was about saying that . . . . . .
ANDERSON can well be Ferguson's smartest signing.
What a beast of a player. . . . . Did u see how he held Reo-Coker off @ the corner-flag?
That dude is top draw. . . . .

End of REGULAR TIME.
Man Utd 4-0 Aston Villa.
Only an idiot would think United will throw it away at this point in the season.
WE KEEP MARCHING ON with a handsome goals difference.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Chacal: 8:00pm On Mar 29, 2008
I think Man Utd is too good to be playing in this . . . . .
The goals difference is mouth-watering.
United's newbies have settled really well.

Anderson looks like a player that has been in United for 5 years. . . .
He's got balance, good vision, peach passes and subliminal football brain.
The 60 million United spent was worth every penny.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Chacal: 7:46pm On Mar 29, 2008
@9ja4eva,

The changes are needed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

United play Roma on TUESDAY. . . . I think Evra needs a breather.
He is ma player of the season. . . .Lets just hope he doesn't get crocked.

Anderson is a gem. . .
He has taken over from where Carrick left off. . . . .winning tackles, crisp passes, good moves.

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

4-0
WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS THE RETURN OF THE HOLY TRINITY!!!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Chacal: 7:30pm On Mar 29, 2008
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

What a move by Man Utd. . . . . .
Anutha assist from Cristiano Ronaldo. . . . . .
What a flick to find Wazza. . . . . This United team have shown CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Chacal: 7:14pm On Mar 29, 2008
@ Debosky,

THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All those permutations will work PROVIDED Arsenal don't drop points.
Can't u people just forget about the TITLE and lets talk about something else.
Arsenal CAN NEVER WIN the EPL title this season. . . . . United will win today, Chelsea will win tomorrow.
End of.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Chacal: 7:08pm On Mar 29, 2008
@ 9ja4eva,

Rooney has come out to say he is not bovvered about goal-scoring. . .
He has upgraded himself to a team player(Dennis Bergkamp). . . .He had about 2 shooting chances earlier on and decided to pass!!!
Wazza is playing for the team. . . . .Ronaldo can do the SCORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One more goal and Fergie should rest the big boys. . . . . I wanna see Ando in the 2nd half.
Giggsy and Scholesy should take a breather. . . .
It's about time to see anutha SCREAMER from NANI. . . .

Excellent 45 mins.

@ Creamdream,

Are u such an idiot?
Go to your thread and post your eulogies there.
Leave our zone alone. . . . . .Who gives a Bleep about what Wenger feels?
Bloody poof!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Chacal: 6:50pm On Mar 29, 2008
@ Cassiel,

I don't tolerate cheap talks like what that geezer was spewing!!!!

If not for Ronaldo and reh reh reh.
The team that spanked em 4-0 had no Ronaldo playing.
Cristiano is United's registered player just like any other player in Man Utd.


TEVEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
2-0
What an assist from Ronaldo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Chacal: 6:38pm On Mar 29, 2008
@ anusule,

That is a very stupid statement.

Without Ade, where are ya? 3rd position!!!!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Chacal: 6:34pm On Mar 29, 2008
GOAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


GOAL NUMBER 35 JUST SAILED IN.


RONALDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Chacal: 6:32pm On Mar 29, 2008
4Him:

Why should we be embarrased? Not every team can go 2-0 down at the Reebok and still win playing 10 men for over 70mins.
With 11 men Manchester United failed miserably . . . Arsenal may not win the title but we wont go down without a fight. Better get used to it.

At least Chacal get small shame unlike you, he's hiding his face in disgrace, grin

U have a problem!!!!

Why should i trade words with y'all. . . . The best team in England is playing at the mo' so i don't have time for a losing club like the Arses.
I dont even know why u peops are celebrating. . . . . Your win cannot take u above Man Utd.
Should Chelsea and United win, the league position stays the same way with 6 games to go.
Go figure!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Chacal: 4:37pm On Mar 29, 2008
The WOE continues for the Gaynners.

73 RED CARDS under Arsene Wenger. . .
One goal down. . . .
It gets better and better.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Chacal: 4:18pm On Mar 29, 2008
GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE WOE CONTINUES for the GAYnners.
Matthew Taylor stings Arsene Wenger!!!!
What a header!!!!!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Chacal: 3:40pm On Mar 29, 2008
@ Rikkyjen,

I cannot believe what United have reduced Arsenal fans into.

Look at dementia at the highest level.
Statements like. . . "It's not over till it's over", "Jesus shall set us free", " We can still win it"
Even Cesc Flabbyass said: "People hate us" . . . . . . . . . . grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
This is PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Romance / Re: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by Chacal: 1:54am On Mar 29, 2008
@ 4Him,

Don't display your ignorance.
He was actually born a woman and had a partial sex-change surgery.
I still insist u suffer from short attention span.
Romance / Re: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by Chacal: 1:45am On Mar 29, 2008
@4Him,

Men don't do periods. . . . . I guess you didn't pay attention in school.
Short attention span?

Who is talking about her skin? She would still be pretty if she's as dark as tar.
I am talking about her toned body coupled with the face she has got.
Buxom? I would take shapely ANYDAY of the year.
Romance / Re: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by Chacal: 1:38am On Mar 29, 2008
@ nwando,

Of course he is. . . .
However, he shouldn't misrepresent NL males with his trumpery.
Romance / Re: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by Chacal: 1:35am On Mar 29, 2008
4Him:

what did i expect from a muppet? grin

You are the one sounding like a lummox here.
Loads of women spend thousands of $$$ to look like Halle Berry and yet she is too skinny for u.
Make the call now. . . . . U need to see your SHRINK!!!!
Romance / Re: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by Chacal: 1:26am On Mar 29, 2008
@ Stillwater,

God bless u.

I think 4Him is attracted to all em 600-pound mac donald's burger-eating lasses.
Women with 6 layers of ring on their bellies. grin grin grin
What a taste!!!!!!! tssssk. . . . tsssssk.
Romance / Re: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by Chacal: 1:13am On Mar 29, 2008
4Him:

self control buddy. . . grin
Taking your mind off sex for a day or two wont kill you no matter how much your third leg refuses to cooperate. tongue
. . . and Halle Berry is too skinny to make me feral.

Halle Berry is too skinny to make u feral?
Come on geezer, stop pretending. . . .  We are not talking about Posh Beckham here.
This is no 3rd leg issue. . . . This is sexual attraction. . . They were married so what they do behind closed doors is their business.
Halle was only STUPID to have gone public about Mr Benet's sexual deviance.

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