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 Romance › Re: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by Chacal: 12:59am On Mar 29, 2008 |
@ 4Him, Are u trying to feign that u are romantic? It might work on peops like Nwando but it won't work for me. Any full blooded man will turn primitive with Halle Berry by his side. . . . . You may never understand till u date a pretty lass. @ D-reloaded, He cheated because he wasn't getting enough shags from Halle. Its pure, plain and simple. ** Black males disappointed Halle? She shoulda gone to a Nigerian village to marry a dolt. . . . I don't think she woulda been disappointed. How many celebrity marraiges have worked?  |
| Romance › Re: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by Chacal: 12:47am On Mar 29, 2008 |
4Him:Ohhhhhhhhhh Maaaaaaaaaa Dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. . . . . It's the total package. . . . .her body, her soul, her everythang. Eric Benet cannot but help himself everytime he set her eyes on Halle Berry. Waking up everyday to see a naked Halle Berry beside him is enough to turn Eric Benet into a feral being. I know a friend who slept in his brand new Beema he got some months ago for 2 days because he couldn't keep his hands off it. |
| Romance › Re: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by Chacal: 12:33am On Mar 29, 2008 |
@ nwando, It is normal for any man hitched to Halle Berry to turn into a sex maniac. She has to be the most beautiful woman in the world. I don't blame Eric Benet at all. . . . . waking up everyday beside a diva like Berry can turn the most civilised man into a primitive geezer. |
| Romance › Re: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by Chacal: 12:21am On Mar 29, 2008 |
@ nwando, Halle Berry complained Eric Benet was a sex maniac. It means Halle declined his sexual advances while they were married. Whatz a man supposed to do in that situation?  @ D-reloaded, Sociopath? Psycho? Remove the log in your eye before taking out the speck in mine, Your outbursts can be diagnosed as ODD(Oppositional defiant disorder). Hey, don't despair. . . . .Its curable but it's highly EXPENSIVE. |
| Romance › Re: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by Chacal: 12:10am On Mar 29, 2008 |
D-reloaded:I just don't believe u!!!!!!!!!!!! Borderline SUs also had a tumble in the hay in high school. So fess up before i smash ur cranium with a sledge-hammer. |
| Romance › Re: Would You End A Beautiful Relationship Over Religious Differences? by Chacal: 11:28pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
Cassiel:Touché. |
| Romance › Re: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by Chacal: 10:44pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
@ D-reloaded, You just don't look the innocent type in high school. All those Val gifts musta led u into temptation at one point or another. The question here is how many forbidden fruits did u munch? |
| Romance › Re: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by Chacal: 10:00pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
@ D-reloaded, You didn't date in your high school? Tell that to the birds!!!!!!!!!! The chic THINKS THEY ARE EXCLUSIVE does not mean they are exclusive. At the end of the day, they are NOT married so this geezer is still open to options. Let him see things from both sides of the coin and decide which one is okay for him. @ Cassiel, I disagree with u. Y'all women can be self-centred. The OP has got one or two issues with Girl A. . . . .He thinks the girl is not bonz enough for him. This is a problem he should deal with before marriage. If he doesn't. . . . .the ugly-headed hydra might come back to haunt the geezer. He is better off cheating now that he is SINGLE than when he is MARRIED and children are involved. I will kill 20 people to save 5 million people. . . . .Geddit? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Chacal: 9:38pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
@ Akinalabi, You are going to Ibadan soon? Awwwwwwwwww Don't worry. . . . Rooney will bag a hatrick tomorrow and United to score his usual brace. If United fail to perform, i will personally do a refund into your account.  Too bad u won't be watching 331 again.  @ Cassiel, Fergie cannot afford to drop points now. . . Any mistake and Chelsea will pounce like a wounded lion. . . When was the last time Chelsea sat comfortably at the pole position? Many months ago. Lets blow Villa off with our killer squad and take em out in the 2nd half. . . . Remember what Villa did to the Arses? |
| Romance › Re: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by Chacal: 9:22pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
@ D-reloaded, Stop acting like a ninny. Are u saying a man should put up with a lady because they have been dating for gazillion years? Blimey. . . . The OP is single which means he is open to OPTIONS. . . . It doesn't work the way you are thinking. Why aren't u with your high school boyfriend till today? Now. . . . . the lad feels he has found someone else that can tingle his spine. He is at a cross-road and needs professional advice. . . . He should keep the 2 lasses and stay with the one that gels with him. Even Martin Luther King had a fling by the side so what is this HOLIER THAN THOU attitude you are preaching here? Don't make me bash your head with a CLAW-HAMMER.  |
| Romance › Re: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by Chacal: 9:08pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
@ D-reloaded, You are missing the point like a free-throw shot! I don't look for people's trouble but if anyone brings it to ma door-step, i have the right to fight back. It's called SELF-DEFENCE. The OP is in a mix and cannot decide on which direction. His best option is to keep the 2 lasses and see which one benefits him the most. Who knows, Girl B might be his missing rib for all we know. |
| Romance › Re: Would You End A Beautiful Relationship Over Religious Differences? by Chacal: 9:01pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
@ Stillwater, For once? Ohhhhhhhhh, just because i asked u to shave your head? You can't be serious. 4Him:The feeling is PERFECTLY MUTUAL.  |
| Romance › Re: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by Chacal: 8:54pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
FactorChic:Stupid advice? Must u resort to personal attacks to drive your points home? U need alot to learn. I insist he should keep the 2 of em for a while and decide who makes him happier. It is not possible for a man to LOVE 2 WOMEN EQUALLY. . . . . So, the OP cannot fall for the 2 of em. . . . Capice? |
| Romance › Re: Would You End A Beautiful Relationship Over Religious Differences? by Chacal: 8:33pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
danity:I have told u many times u are smarter than your age. A lot of relationships crumble because the people involved see the truth and they completely ignore it. They go with the stupid assumption that things might change later and that is a huge risk for anyone to take. . . Don't even smell what u cannot taste. . . . It's the law of PHYSICS. |
| Romance › Re: Would You End A Beautiful Relationship Over Religious Differences? by Chacal: 8:27pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
4Him:Fair enough!!!!! Lets face it. . . . . Only a dumb woman will enter into a beautiful relationship knowing fully well Religion issues might undo her later. It's always better to spell the terms before entering any relationship. . .Is it going to be a long-term or a dead end relationship. A girl from a strict moslem background should not even date a Christian because she knows it might become a problem later. Like i've said earlier, this is not a big issue at all!!!!! |
| Romance › Re: Would You End A Beautiful Relationship Over Religious Differences? by Chacal: 8:13pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
Would You End A Beautiful Relationship Over Religious Differences? Why should i? At the end of the day, i am the MAN here. A woman marrying me will share ma last name and adopt ma religion irrespective of what she was before we got married. This is no issue at all unless u are looking at it from a woman's angle. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Chacal: 7:50pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
You are dating Rio? Thats interesting. I think Fergie should not even tinker tomorrow. The 2 matches are equally important. . . . we cannot afford to drop any more points cos April fixtures are tedious. If we cannot pick maximum points from teams like Villa then we might struggle in April. We shouldn't over-pamper or over-rotate the players. They are professionals earning mad Gz every week. . . . . They can live with playing tomorrow and playing on tuesday. Fergie should roll out the big guns. . .force early goals and take em out as soon as we go 3-4 goals up. |
| Romance › Re: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by Chacal: 7:43pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
@ Hiltino, I can't even see any problem here. Who says u cannot multi-task? Keep the 2 of em for a while and decide who makes u happier. . . . This is no conundrum at all. . . . |
| Romance › Re: She Claims To Love Me, But Her Phone Suggests Otherwise by Chacal: 7:39pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
It seems our friend(smartsoft) is in LOVE!!!!! People tend to be blind to see their immediate surrounding in this phase. . . . Just because a gurl is talking marriage with u means ZILCH. . . . Thats her hold on u. Break the shackles and kick the lass out. @ SweetT, What else do i need to know? I won't even waste ma time asking such lewd questions!!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Chacal: 7:29pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
@ Cassiel, Did u just say Man Utd 2-1 Aston Villa? Hmmmmmm . . . . are u sure u are not dating Agbonlahor? Villa is a decent side but they are on a free-fall these days. Roy Keane's Sunderland smashed em at home last weekend so i don't really expect much from em. If we pick the right blend of players. . . . We should thump Villa 4-0. |
| Romance › Re: She Claims To Love Me, But Her Phone Suggests Otherwise by Chacal: 7:24pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
@ smartsoft, Dont waste your time confronting . . . What do u expect her to say? I have a boy/f i shag everytime u are not around and reh reh reh. . . . Like i have said, please smell the coffee. . . |
| Romance › Re: She Claims To Love Me, But Her Phone Suggests Otherwise by Chacal: 7:11pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
Uche2nna:Lets face it . . . . U never know with women these days. In ma world, there's no COINCIDENCE . . . . . I still insist smartsoft should kick this gurl out like POLIO!!!!!! |
| Politics › Re: Should Bush Be Prosecuted For War Crime? by Chacal: 7:03pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
Should Bush Be Prosecuted For War Crime? No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think what he did was needed considering the circumstances. |
| Romance › Re: She Claims To Love Me, But Her Phone Suggests Otherwise by Chacal: 6:56pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
@ smartsoft, Smell the coffee. . . . . This babe is not good enuff. . . . Kick her out like Polio. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Chacal: 6:17pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
@ Wormy, U seem to be hyperactive these days. 3-6 weeks ago. . . . U were nowhere to be found!!!!!! Just tread softly cos if u stutter once more. . . The Gaynners will have y'all for dinner. I ma let y'all London clubs fight for the 2nd place. It's so amusing watching 2 of our rivals struggling to outfox each other. Man Utd all the way. . . . Catch us if y'all can. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Chacal: 5:49pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
@ wormy, Chelsea's folly is humungous. . . . . You have to be the most dishonest outfit in Europe. No one knows what goes behind the curtain at Chelski. . . . . From Peter Kenyon to Avram Grant to fuckever. . . . all y'all are just dodgy. @ Justkunmi, We can deal with Fletcher's absence. United have got Ando and Hargo to deputise for him. One area we cannot afford to lose any personnel is the defence and attack. I just hope the back FOUR can keep fit till the end of the season. . . .The defence quartet is United's greatest weapon. Vida and Rio have been outstanding all season. . . .Lil wonder Akola is keeping quiet about Terry these days. United should kill the game in the first 45 mins. . . . take out the big players and rest em for the game against Roma next week!!!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Chacal: 4:57pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
@ Emperoh, The thread ain't boring. . . . . Things are happening behind the curtain. United must cop 3 points tomorrow. . . . Watched Anderson's cameo appearance at the Emirates stadium. . I cannot believe those moronic GAYnners would boo such a talent but hey, the Brazilliant let his football do the talking!!!!! Whats your prediction 2mrw? All i can see is Man Utd 3-0 Aston Villa. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Chacal: 4:39pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
@ Dason4life, Thats anutha crap from the past. Mikel Obi will be cursing his luck he didn't move to OT when he had the chance. What has he won since he joined Chelsea? ZILCH. . . . He is yet to win the EPL title and that might even evade him again this season. Had he moved to United last season, thats 2 league titles in a row. @ RED DEVILS, Darren Fletcher is out for 6 WEEKS because of a knee-ligament injury!!!!!!!!!!! Louis Saha is also out with hamstring problem. How long are we going to cope with Saha at Man Utd . . . . I believe Fergie should sell him and lets forget about this injury-jinxed player. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Chacal: 3:41pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
@ Akolawole, Is that your worry? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . I see, u wanna compare media propaganda to Chelsea's dishonesty in Ashley Cole's meeting in a hotel? Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaze. . . . . . . United is rich and have the bragging rights to increase the ticket price. It has nuthing to do with Roy Keane's wages. . . .Stop clutching at straws. Look at it this way, United's season ticket is about 850 pounds. . . . Do u really think it's too much to pay? I will pay 2000 pounds to watch Ronaldo, Rooney, Giggs, Scholes, Nani etc week in week out without batting an eye-lid. When u have quality players in a team, fans have to pay to watch quality. At least, we are better than that North London club that makes 3 million pounds on tickets and have crappy players on display. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Chacal: 3:16pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
@ Akolawole, I still don't see the point of this schitzo!!!!!!!! Who wrote the letter to United fans and what is classy team? I don't understand this kizzack, mate!!!!!! However, how does this measure up to Chelsea's man-management? Gallas for instance said Chelsea have no CLASS!!!!!! You met Ashley Cole in a London club. . . . the pictures were printed in all the tabloids in the UK and your management still denied it. Mourinho was also sacked but your people said he left the club on mutual agreement. . . . Can u club ever be honest on issues? I THINK NOT!!!!!!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Chacal: 2:39pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
@ dason4life, United have beaten Chelsea 2-0 after that game. I have never seen such a one-sided game before. . . Chelsea was taught a lesson at OT in september so i have moved on. @ nateevs and wormy, Are u guys blind to see Essien fouled Giggsy? Anyways, i wont even dwell on the match. None of the 2 sides deserved to win the game but United shaded it a bit in terms of chances created. @ tkb417, United should beat Chelsea at the bridge. We are going to stop their UNBEATEN run this season. United stopped their 40th unbeaten run under Jose Mourinho at OT. . . . Ferguson can DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! @ Akolawole, Fair enough!!!!! So what are u saying concerning DIGGING DEEP? What are u digging? Every football fan knows Chelsea can be so dishonest in the manner they handle issues. Have u forgotten how u guys lied that u never met Ashley Cole in a Hotel? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Chacal: 1:38pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
@ wormy, What stupid stats? It was there for everyone to see even though the game was boring. @ Akolawole, Where are u? @ Nateevs, The knock Giggs gave Cech? Are u saying u didn't see Essien's tackling Giggsy from behind? It should have been a penalty or a goal!!!!!!!!!!! @ tkb417, Don't mind these Chelski fans. . . . . . They had no voice a fortnight ago bar nateevs. . . Not even Akola was here to support his club. Akola is now active all of a sudden and hoping Chelsea might nick the title. |
