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Romance / Re: Check Out Wicked Comments From Ladies Supporting Kicking Men Out Of Their House by chachanga: 11:46am On Apr 09
Proserpina:
If you are kind and good nobody will kick you out of your home.

Be a kind person, it's very simple.

Do you know how many of our women have destroyed their "kind and good" hardworking long-term partners for smooth-talking 6-pack 9-incher American Niggas they met at the gym, at the office etc and destroyed our brothers to do so?

Don't be so naive.

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Religion / Re: CAN Says Nigerians Should Celebrate Easter With Fasting, Prayer by chachanga: 10:49am On Mar 31
MorningStar233:
We Catholics have been fasting since Ash Wednesday.
Don't stop, continue fasting. Make it Fasting Pro Max. 😜
Religion / Re: Living Faith Church Wukari, Taraba State Building Collapsed! by chachanga: 9:43am On Mar 31
omoredia:
The church is more than a building. The church is the universal communion of the saints and it cannot collapse

Was it ever implied that the Body of Christ was the one suffering collapse in that report?
Quit being the typical Nigerian pseudo-spiritual Christian bigot and speak to the issue on ground. 🙄

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Politics / Re: FG Set To Release 60,000 Metric Tonnes Of Food Grains To Stabilise Prices by chachanga: 1:58pm On Feb 21
crossfm:
Hehehe.

Set to,plan to,we will,we are going to, that's all we hear today. As if they are still doing campaign.

You people should start doing something tangible,or you guys are waiting until people die finish.

I have never seen a government who dwells in propaganda like this present government.

You grabbed power and ran away with it,now it's time to do the work that comes with power and you are busy making excuses.

People are dieing of hunger,so please start doing something.

Their gullible followers appear to be happy eating vain hope and promises instead of real substance while they feast at the Villa.

Hold your peace and watch them eat their audio grains.
Business / Re: My Experience After Serving My Oga For 7years Including My Gain And Loss by chachanga: 3:25am On Feb 20
Sctests:


Is that the only thing you took from the piece? Were you out hunting for 'bad news' with your antennas high up there because of your prejudiced bias and idiosyncrasies.

May we know your tribe?

Pfft😏
Business / Re: My Experience After Serving My Oga For 7years Including My Gain And Loss by chachanga: 12:45pm On Feb 19
Tallesty1:
Eight out of ten people who passed through this system have sufficient reason to hate women. I was telling someone the same thing just a couple of days ago. My senior bro went through the system, had a single boss when they started and everything was smooth. The man was full of praises, then boom! he decided to get involved with that which vexes all men.

Madam came and messed everything up. He told my brother in clear terms that he would go home with nothing, and there was no reason for that. No quarrels, no fights, no nothing. Just out of the abundance of her wickedness.

When they eventually settled with him, I, who was in secondary school at that time, had more savings than what he got. He swore that none of his siblings would go through that again.

My friend from Anambra has a similar story. He was four years into the agreement when his boss married. She made life hellish for him. It was the boss's mother who visited him briefly and then went home and told Anambra's mom to go and take her child before she kills him.

Chino, my man, was going through the same experience, but when it got to a level he couldn't take, he beat the woman, and that was it for him. The madam received a beating, but she was happy that her husband didn't settle Chino.

There is one I know in our line; he is about 15. He told me that his boss's wife only gives him fish heads, chicken legs and heads when they cook. I told his boss, and he told him to ensure he eats to his fill before going home after work.

Igbo men, many of them are very weak. Their women control them.

They'll soon come for you even though there appears to be a correlation in your story with domestic abuse rates of madams against house helps figures attributed to women of South Eastern origin.

Seeing how advanced societies here get practical, vocal, intentional and tenacious with visibly tackling systemic racism, sexism and other forms of discrimination, one often feels ashamed at how Nigerian groups would rather get defensive and lash out stupidly rather than addressing manifestations of abberant social behaviors in their midst.
Politics / Re: Bandits Kill 9, Kidnap Zakariya Markus (Ex-CBN Director), 34 Others by chachanga: 11:00am On Feb 18
post=128506347:
This is getting outta hands.
All terrorists (both boko and ipob) kidnappers, the evil ones among the herdsmen, criminals will never end well in this nation,
They all will never end well in life.

The day you decide to take someone's life is the day you give up yours.

Hypocrite.

You now remember to curse kidnappers but have no words for your "Darling Daddy Buhari" who you so arse-licked like an slowpoke back in his days of escalating the Nigerian insecurity issues. You have no words for feeble clueless Tinubu also. Start from the top. Distribute your ineffective curses well by starting from you so-called educated vote wasters who kept supporting the dregs of society to head Nigeria.
Religion / Re: Who Are 24 Elders In Heaven According To Bible? by chachanga: 10:27am On Feb 18
G00dharddick:
Dear Seun

Why can everyone comment on a Christian thread but one cannot comment on a Muslim thread without asking to be converted to Islam?
So that boko type extremists will declare fatwah on his head? cheesy

Seun doesn't want jihadist brouhaha. He very much values his head remaining on his neck for a long time to come. grin

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Career / Re: Japa: From Bank Manager To Skyscraper Cleaner by chachanga: 4:14pm On Dec 16, 2023
xpizzy:


How much does a bank manager make?

They're phools.

Company Graphic Designers earn averagely $40k/yr while window washers earn between $34k/yr on average to $50k/yr working for Bluechip companies, unions and corporations with health insurance thrown in too.

These dudes just wanna celebrate every little hurdle they hear their bros in Diaspora encountering.

They most likely ain't faring better back home if we checked them out and they're steady busy overlooking the most important thing which is they don't know what other potentials and structures are available to help facilitate their window-washing bro's true dreams out here.
Celebrities / Re: Transgender, Jay Boogie Apologises To Nigerians. Shows Off New Bum (Pics/Video) by chachanga: 12:57pm On Dec 06, 2023
Using hardworking socalled straight people money, including religious folks o, to get his bum ready for Round 2 knacking. And mugus are still divided about his intentions.

What a country!

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Romance / Re: . by chachanga: 1:36pm On Nov 28, 2023
wavefly:
Lol grin thanks for this comment am not so sure about the rape thing but I can confirm her body count is just 2 and she never feel comfortable about her ex when they're still together, I know her ex, but I don't know why am feeling this way honestly, maybe because of my experience too

She's probably lying and you should know that to have your peace.

Most Nigerian girls use that rape cover up to look holy even when it was them who went looking for the guys who hung their legs high up and gave it to them hard. Don't be a phool. If she's lying about that, she's probably lying about a few other things too. Yes, to look better in your sight, to have better negotiating power with you, to set your mind at ease to gain your trust and not to have unnecessary headaches from you poking around in her past asking silly questions like you're asking now.

And why?

because that virginity itself, just in its own, is no guarantee of happiness for you with her or her future faithfulness to you or you to her.

Go and settle down and really know what your purpose, plans, goals and pursuits in life are. And let that be a defining yardstick in your choosing a partner. Do you have high compatibility of tastes, habits, desires and dislikes? What is her value system like? What is her life outlook? Where does she see herself in 5, 10, 15 years? Is she a Japa seeker or the Naija Homegirl type? What skills does she have? Have you checked her character beyond the gentility that's catching you now?

Realize this now. Her mindset should be your highest priority. It will either either spell doom for you or be your reason for future testimonies.

Stop running around asking for frivolous questions. If you have a good mind and plan for the girl, get serious. If not, furk Ur own and go, we kuku can't stop you, only God dey see all man.

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Family / Re: HELP My Husband Has Become A Domestic Slave by chachanga: 9:34am On Nov 12, 2023
That you have sense and conscience says so much about you too.
Take inventory of everything and subject them to a schedule that you will fill in for him when he's off to work.
Let him come to see you've done some things to relieve him. And keep talking to him about his obsessive compulsive leanings.
The whole concept of him not being able to "withstand a mess" etc etc shouldn't go as far as jeopardizing life and health.
Enjoy your beautiful home.
Religion / Re: Mohbad's Name Appears On Church Programme's Banner (Photo) by chachanga: 5:34pm On Oct 29, 2023
MS247:


Egyptians know religion is a scam, infact some of the first churches in the world started in Egypt like Abu Saga


Even Jesus lived 80% of his life in Egypt.. from birth when they fled from king Herod to when he returned at 30s for evangelism

You're just a phoolish phool. Google and Wikipedia are wasted on your deliberately mumu-ish type.
Crime / Re: Gunmen Behead Police Officer In Abia Community, Part With The Head by chachanga: 7:10am On Oct 27, 2023
Urheadmaster:
Not a good time to be a police officer in Nigeria especially in Abia community tongue

Not a good time to be a Policeman, not even a nice time at all to be a bad cop.

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Religion / Re: Chef Dammy Vs Pastor Adegoke Jeremiah: Church Members Curse And Threaten Her by chachanga: 1:17pm On Oct 22, 2023
Naija Churchianity's no longer different from BBNaija fans stanning cursing and fighting themselves over their idols.
Many of these pastors encourage these pyramid structures where they're the head honchos, the alpha dog, the apex predators who get to prey on everyone and their wives and pockets especially but no one ever gets such access to the Pastor's wife.
Members are groomed to serve and please men rather than to fear and worship God.

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Religion / Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by chachanga: 12:42pm On Oct 22, 2023
LalastiklaIa:
Going to church actually spike depression levels for me.
Snake lovers don't do too well in Church. Might be from a fear of what befell the first snake in Eden Garden. 😆🤣🤣
Travel / Re: "I Feel So Lonely & Sad" Nigerian Lady Residing In Canada Weeps (pic/video) by chachanga: 11:45am On Oct 22, 2023
Firstcitizen:


My broda, you are correct oh. Na preeq hunger cause am.

That kind of anguished wailing she's wailing there, I felt touched initially but truth is that's the type of female wailing that turns them from leaning on your shoulder to rocking on your d!CK so fast even you won't be able to explain how it happened.
And God help you if she's still the narcissistic sanctimonious type who would want to form "righteous" after straight no-nonsense d!cking-down session. You could just find yourself steering at the judge in a sexual molestation case.

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Education / Re: NSCDC CG Orders Deployment Of Undercover Agents To Schools Nationwide. by chachanga: 9:25am On Oct 16, 2023
MyAss:
They are just bitter about the emergence of Nigeria peace corp. So suddenly they now discover our schools is not safe after all these attack. The infrastructure they asked them to gaurd re they gauriding they forgot they started as an NGO too

You could at least hide your ignorance a bit if you failed to get their job slot after putting all your hope on Peace Corps and failed.

The real enemy of your Peace Corps is the Nigerian Police Force. Yes, the same Nigerian Police Force that almost choked Civil Defence to death and forced them not to see light of day plus still attacking their personnels relentlessly even after their federalization.

Have you been living under a rock or did you just enter town from the village?😝 Otherwise you should know these things nah?

Civil Defence jealous of peace corps?🤔 The same Civil Defence with many of their personnel having slots for their families, in-laws, friends and junior ones in Peace Corps hoping for it to materialize? Dey play!!

NSCDC has not only Safe Schools Initiatives for schools. They also have Agro- Rangers Units for mitigating farmers-herders crisis and securing Agro-Allied investments wherever they're needed all over Nigeria. You do know they have CNAI functions too, don't you? That's Critical National Assets & Infrastructure functions whereby they have mandate to secure national assets as large as airports and as basicly tiny as MTN masts.

As it is, they're understaffed, under-trained, unrelated underpayed under clueless leadership. I know before I made good money off them from a few contracts a bit over a decade ago and still maintain ties. Ministry of Interior and their Board has been sponging off them with no regards to their welfare and kitting. That's why you can be underating them like that.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Escalate In Borno by chachanga: 8:57am On Oct 16, 2023
tojahh:
Wetin be this one like this



Imolé

Which kain life be dis
Been through many things...

Imọlẹ😐

Fact is guys like that MURIC Akin-Whatshisname should've been openly stoned since long ago in the South West but the rest of the NASFAT idio.ts are stupidly thinking their region someday becoming a caliphate will be too their favour before their vampire-idol Allah.

They fail to see that a significant portion of the Middle East with their caliphates are themselves not at peace. Islam is not structured to produce balanced, peaceful, tolerant, socially positive people. It only churns out wide-eyed murderous greedy rapists, pillagers, thieves, bandits and kidnappers forming jihadists on one hand and other soft-boiled brainless hypocritical enablers of evil who will keep bleating, gaslighting and blathering on about the elusive peace that Islam hasn't got to lull the gullible in their society to sleep.

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Business / Re: I&E Window Records $53.02m Turnover After CBN Lifts Forex Ban by chachanga: 4:59am On Oct 15, 2023
bennybuhari:
Buhari made a great economic mistake in eight years. Evil man. The border closure also made things worse

A man that should have been lynched publicly like the foolish common thief that he was.
He destroyed everything.
Education / Re: Happie Boys Arrested In Cyprus, Remanded In Prison by chachanga: 2:45pm On Oct 11, 2023
post=126316169:

Life has happened to them....

Stupidity and ingratitude happened to them.
Life was already showing them a beautiful, better, brighter side until their polluted inner ugliness fouled up their external reality.
Celebrities / Re: After I Left Panti,I Renovated The Toilet. Naira Marley Can Enjoy It - Seun Kuti by chachanga: 12:53pm On Oct 11, 2023
ojun50:
Lolz
Toilet repairer

Desmond Elliot Family😆
Crime / Re: Greatness Olorunfemi: Father Of Abuja 'One Chance' Victim Speaks by chachanga: 1:51pm On Oct 06, 2023
densiks:
Why wasn't she rushed to another hospital if they experienced rejection on arrival.

I was once a victim of an attack on the road some years ago and my father rushed me to a private hospital(I consider that she was assisted by some strangers)

I can recall the doctor was making some demands before he could commence treatment while I was losing blood.

I was quickly rushed to another facility and from there an emergency doctor was summoned and the hospital services were activated to attend to me.

I survived that experience because we did not allow the system to decide my fate.

I believe if she was immediately rushed to a private facility, she possibly could have survived.

May her soul rest in Peace, several people failed her.

It's a complicated matter.

Nobody would want to keep driving her around till she dies in their custody. They'd want to try their best at getting the present place to accept her.

Besides, explaining how you came into possession of a dead body never ends well with the Nigerian Police.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mass Suicide Bombings At Two Mosques In Pakistan. 60 Dead, 100 Injured (graphic) by chachanga: 1:24am On Sep 30, 2023
youngdroly:

Was Hitler a Muslim?

Did Hitler tell you he waged his war for a religion? 🙄
Business / Re: Francis Dufay Plans To Rescue Jumia by chachanga: 4:42am On Sep 22, 2023
osothermal:
Buhari should be held responsible for the demise of Jumia. Lessons never learnt, let's continue to vote nepostically

[b]Second, economic growth in Jumia’s key market, Nigeria, slowed after 2015, and an unstable currency exchange system has cut deep into the health of several businesses. Under the Buhari government, the West African country squandered gains built over the previous decade. Excluding banks, every sector of the economy has suffered a depression. The middle class has primarily shrunk, and earlier growth projections have disappeared as inflation and devaluation put pressure on household incomes and a new wave of brain drain accelerates.

This problem isn’t unique to Jumia. Multiple companies launched in Nigeria between 2005 and 2012 have struggled after 2015. Etisalat Nigeria, the local subsidiary of the Emirati telecom company, fell apart after its dollar debt became unsustainable. South African retailer Shoprite quit the Nigerian market in 2021, 16 years after opening its first store. And in recent years, the contagion has spread, with several consumer goods companies, including those that sell on Jumia, reporting severe distress and scaling back their domestic operations. Jumia’s Dufay said the company lost $38 million in Nigeria in the second quarter due to a devaluation in the country.[/b]

The writer nailed it. Buhari was a socioeconomic blight who singlehandedly destroyed so many multinationals' possibility of profitability in Nigeria. But his brain dead supporters didn't never realized or accepted. They hailed him all through for taking Nigeria backwards and ruining the middle class too.

That's some during juju sh!t.

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Politics / Re: Reps Uncover 45m Barrels Sold At N45m At Lagos Ports Complex In 2022 by chachanga: 3:01am On Sep 21, 2023
45million barrels of crude worth $93 per Barrel of each secretly sold for ₦1naira each😧 Toyota Hilux sold for ₦50k with auction?😦😓🤬
Spirit of Nigeria just be like Mohbad, being killed long before they took its body, but still fighting from the grave.

because just like IBB in his administration, now I don't understand how an entity could take this much beating and still continue to strive on again. Minutes corruption, tribalism, religious wars, nepotism etc Nigeria's greatness should've shined with global intensity by now.

May God save this land and His people.🙏

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Agriculture / Re: Must You Live In The City? Why Village Life Is Better!! by chachanga: 5:55pm On Sep 19, 2023
Nice but some you won't thrive in the village with some professions.
As a media arts practitioner, networking in the big city with less talent and training may still give you higher leverage and exposure than your counterpart in the village who is way more talented but refuses to come to where the action is happening and connects are yielding value almost every minute.

Your talent will find you out though. Your light could shine out from under any rock in any corner but whether you shine for long will determine whether you decide to leave your village comfort zone to go where the big boys play the big league or you hang back in your hideout there. Don't forget, the biggest deals, the biggest shows etc are hardly ever signed or staged in the village.

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Crime / Re: The Purple Transgender President (2024) by chachanga: 6:08pm On Sep 18, 2023
EnvyandHate:



I can't speak for Nigeria but in America the Fake News Media makes up stories using paid actors. I seriously doubt if the story even happened because right away they had video evidence the young lady was a thief but choose to wait until the story blew out of proportion before releasing it to the public. And nothing was said of the recovered stolen liquor bottles in her car. Nothing about the story follows normal police proceedings when justifying a homicide. Innocent police would have defended themselves right away before the story got twisted unless this really is just a hoax. In America the Deep State is behind Fake News and it's usually the Liberal Democrats which are primarily Blacks and Jews.



You're so right.
They've started cooking Russell Brand now to whip up the cancel culture crowd against him because his eyes opened a bit and he steadily kept asking them harsh truths about globalists agenda, big pharmaceuticals, media truth bending etc

To me, Biden's Tenure is the 3rd Term of Obama with Hilary Clinton supervising the wrecking of America from within using their various liberal Dem fronts, tools, groups and creating agendas to force their narratives.

May God keep delivering His people though.
Politics / Re: FG Raises Concern Over Ozone Layer Depletion, Warns Importers by chachanga: 7:53am On Sep 17, 2023
kenny714433:
Why is everyone laughing?

grin grin

National Ozone Layer Officer...🙄😝


Is that a character from a bad sci-fi cartoon or what? 😅
Family / Re: Prophet Oluwaseun Akinnubi Impregnates Friend’s Wife In Ondo by chachanga: 3:38pm On Sep 15, 2023
All this in the name of the good Lord...

These guys are committing atrocities in God's name.
Crime / Re: The Purple Transgender President (2024) by chachanga: 3:28pm On Sep 15, 2023
The truth is that all Africans have to take a stand against this nonsense regardless of their faith.
Yes, believers should intercede, evangelize and keep sensitizing society around them. All efforts must be directed at ejecting this foolish manifestations of demonic principalities.

EnvyandHate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDoARxBBsXg?si=atHLw1MB6vSrztvc



An unfit mother who goes shoplifting with a larceny crew whilst she is pregnant and has 3 other children in the car outside. A very tragic end to what could have been prevented. Police have a right to detain you if they suspect you have committed a crime.

But she will be made a martyr by all the media hype the liberal Democrats will whip up to sensationalize the false narrative they want to drive.

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