HRHQueenPhil:
forgiveness is a rare virtue and d secret to many lasting relationship, men do worse so it's not becos they are not caught that makes them righteous..if the man continues looking to Mrs perfect, he will be d oldest man

You should be smarter than this in life, it will enhance your possibilities of survival and also know that reposting a silly take 10,000 times don't make it any less infantile. Whichever moral code you're picking your forgiveness from, there's no religion that advises exposing yourself to the unrepentant after forgiving their recalcitrance.

He should forgive but wedding's off.

And your other "men did this, men used to do that..." stance suggests you should work on yourself, dunno who hurt you but damn, your a mess in there.

Anyways, have a nice life, ciao

Prison Break
Free Willy...

Birdies went Penguins of Madagascar on em

And his one-man tin-foil hat wild assertions negates every other well researched project out there? What will he say about quantum computing?!

He's a joker. He should just say he doesn't have the mind for it.

ChilamNk:
We're in deep mess in this country o

But wait a minute..

How come Osariakhi Oronsaye and Edo man, him no see Onomeh, Osedemeh , Wademeh from him state not even Okon or Ade from his neighbouring state give birth.
E come be ABUBAKAR

E-get as e-be na

He's probably found what he was looking for.
But as we hear, training kids takes special grace around that side now, RIP to him.

Probably thought he'd get away with sneaking a quick snark at the poor lady only to find he'd jammed a confident, independent and well-adjusted woman.

He deserves whatever they books they throw at him. From body shaming to classist b!tching and tribalist name-calling all day long in Nigerian forums, he honed his skills in Nigeria and like quite some uncouth louts, he didn't leave his gutter-brains there.

If she presses charges further and it costs him his papers, he should go tell his folks back in Ikeja what took him back to Naija.

So many of you strutting around these your forums yapping at everyone you meet online feeling funky like you're untouchable just because this internet ghetto of a forum offers you the pass to exist with you toxicities intact, well when you come out here if you ever get the chance, you learn to be cultured, quiet or you'll lose out big time.

YouWillNotWin:
Simple lesson, when you leave Nigeria to live in say Europe or the US, drop all your crude mannerisms and speaking or you will find yourself in trouble after trouble.

He is a bully and he got the right treatment, next time he will think and reason before talking.

Just leave them be. The very fact that they're not getting it speaks volumes. I logged in here last two months too I think and there was a case of some South West actor who molested a minor going on. I was mortified to see the massive support being given to the guy, I was like OMG, these folks don't know they've allowed their environments to so shape their worldviews that they've become the very evils some of them first decried long ago.
Almost no thread here without name-calling, tribal slurs, ethnic jingoism and abuses getting traded with random peeps making totally weird jumped-up assumptions without antecedents about one another, boy it's a mess, and this is Nigeria's largest online gathering of young minds?
Business, Property, Travels, Investment and a few other Sections feel better and more peaceful though and conveys the impression that those with intellectual capital congregate there more than these rather soft-sell issues that many insular empty-barrels would always think they've got opinions flock to flex their non-existent mental muscles.
Leave them be...

Those are Lagos homegrown of Boko Haram and the bandits. Won't be surprised if the so-called Police aren't very complicit in the menace via their casually looking the other way rather than cracking down heavily on them.

Tinkulala:
Is Poyoyo legit or a scam. Is 20% monthly ROI from Stocks,Bonds,Commodities and Real Estate feasible?
Watch here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRY3eNiCmI0

Hmmn reminds one of Atutu-poyoyo...

Y'all are so bold.

Eco's still on their mass sacking palaver, thank God my coz heeded good counsel, patiently planned her dumping their as.s for US after they sacked her and reinstated her again.

And she doing fine af now.

To think she was amongst those posting those ridiculous "should I travel or accept FG appointment instead" threads up and down forums because of her young kid and the man years back. Which FG agency sef, civil defence for that matter, honey find your way out the first chance you get.

It's still a wonder how some APC stalwarts, core Northerners and elder statesmen with names, histories and legacies are speaking up and calling for caution with the Nigerian government's current policy directions and implementations yet some other set of southern hungry Party rats hiding behind cheap phones keep swearing loyalty to the same lost cause everyone is decrying.

It's a wonder...I just wonder which kind of air they're inhaling in that country.

greencard:
you are wrong

Na magun, believe it or not ,,

No be only captivus na buharitivus

Leave the Mumu pple. They just pronounce general opinions on every case without hard data to prove otherwise.

Penis captivus is supposed to be brought on and/or further exacerbated by stress, fear, nervousness etc.

And 90% of published research works on it state that it is so rare here in the West that documenting has been hard, so it's been confined to the stuff of urban legends. Yet here we have loads and loads of folks boinking one another every which way daily, so so many people having crazy wild extramarital sexxx, getting their groove on to every imaginable kink, some wouldn't even touch you with a ten-foot pole if you're not guaranteed to let them practice all their nasty risky sexxx fetishes on you...yet they never get stuck together! Why Africa then?

On timing and duration, penis captivus, by the published science that phools in Nairaland are swearing by, is to last for a few seconds, not more than a few minutes in extremely rare cases. Well, is that the case in Africa? Nooo! These guys get stuck and agonise for long enough for neighbours, the Police, sangomas/herbalists, TV news crews and even the offended spouses to come around? What makes the African one unique? Especially East Africa where it happens regularly.

Physiology wise, African occurrences also defies the logic of penis captivus.
Penis captivus is noted to resolve via muscle relaxation, either naturally or via injecting the female with a muscle relaxant to get her cage muscles loose enough to let go of the poor harassed joystick within. Increase in muscular tension prolongs the experience. Now, check out this documented case, was it not the husband who came to "release them"? Which wife will get more relaxed, being seen naked with another man's d!CK stuck in her deephole while the whole town is watching?! Would she be able to relax for captivus to ease, of course not.

Again, why only cheating married partners involved always? Are unmarried chicks with even tightee pvssies not cheating too? Or college students? And nervous fumbling teenagers, shey those ones no dey knack again?!

Why is it there in documented African (Yoruba especially) that the female can be "afflicted" in some way that makes her a walking time-bomb of penis captivus? Why the similarities in those stories all the way from West to East Ave South Africa and not one extra account implies that the man make be a carrier of that misfortune?

Long write up, but me I feel there's so much more to the African experience of this thing as it is with so so many things that everyday continental Africans overlook in their rich heritage, both good and bad. Somebody could just document this a bit and pester a few human health research bodies to get grants to come to Africa to study this phenomena now, that's money, that's recognition, that's a published work however little but will that someone be African, I doubt it.

Gambit23:


It's called Penis Captivus.

Happens everywhere in d world

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/325940

https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/penis-captivus

https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-25827175.amp

Have you asked why the African prevalence instead of parroting the general sketchy research orthodoxy prescribed by the West?

What about the ascribed presumed intentionality of its originsi.e. commonality of the view that it can be induced in two partners by a neutral 3rd party?

Whether spiritual curses or no, y'all overlook so so much on that continent. There are scientific reasons we're still rigidly observing Covid-19 safety regulations and on partial lockdown here but you're running around literally breathing in one another's mouths there with no protections, nothing! It's not far from the minute peculiar variations in African genetic makeup.

My main point is reasons for that penis captivus phenomena frequency in Africa (especially East Africa) and scarcity here is rooted in what hasn't been documented yet. Don't just parrot what a white guy wrote down in 1983, discover yourselves, that's where you power lies, that's the way to your elusive Wakanda.
Don't dismissively assume so much.

thebosstrevor1:
I agree with this man.

Abiola was part of the elite and during one lecture Dangote did in Harvard university, he said, all the elites were involved in sponsoring coups in Nigeria.

The same abiola who they call a hero also benefited from babaginda and past military government, all the contracts he got, how do you think he got it?

From most of the comments, one sees that the sad and seemingly unending Nigerian imbroglio has succeeded in spawning a present generation that cannot reason analytically but only rant emotionally while wallowing in their problems.

Was Abiola or any of our other key powerbrokers sinless saints? They fall to see that all through the writing of the history of this country, the hands of the elites have always held the pens while the masses run the danger of having their fortunes written or scrubbed off so easily by the same men they deify.

AmazingELixir:


Absolutely Nonsense post.

What is simple in that sitting room with a negligible fraction shown adorning Kashmian centre rugs, exotic throw pillows, leather seats and oriental curtains.

Are you that absolutely poverty stricken or you just lack exposure? Nigeria's really done a number on y'all. Just look at what you're hyping. Even you could adorn you parlour better than that, what's the biggy?

TalkTalkTwins:
Some people will say that ladies should stop following wealthy guys because of money, that it is why they're getting killed, and now we have this?
Honestly, evil has eaten deep into Nigeria and the law enforcement agencies are not helping


Only God can help us!

How should they help? Can you enumerate 5 ways you think they can help to curb this type of crime?

Note that they can't turn to spirits that will anticipate possible breakdown of good relations leading to life-endangerment between any two random people across all houses, streets, wards, senatorial districts, local governments, States and geopolitical zones of Nigeria as the same time within the framework of the current state of social injustices you have in Nigeria?

Till you restore social justice via voting in credible, competent, conscientious and creative teams of technocrats who have proven industry track-records of success based on solid policy documents (not all those your usual bread-&-butter 2-2k vote-selling electioneering processes); until you can do that, you won't be able to restore masses trust in government, you won't be able to set your country back on its feet and frankly everything will go to sh!ts from your present dilemma to full-scale Rwanda type where even your security forces will be overwhelmed.

Help yourselves. This culture of everybody trying to blame everybody else don't seem to be working.

Noshitboi:
Typical of a fraudulent pastor. Cant stand criticism like Christ our saviour

Which Christ your saviour, pagan shitboy like you or what did you call your monicker again. If you did you'd know not all pastors were bad to the point of dragging such a whole demographic needlessly with your senseless and infantile comment.

Take your L and go jor.

Draslo:

Yeah. Very foul-mouthed whale. I'm sure the guy regrets already.

And is that guy alone the one finishing her... He looks like some Jones she's just hooked for his money. That homeboy wouldn't be able to serve her all the ruff-riding shots she's used to.

solasoulmusic:


Lol I was just setting an example for them that my body na off limits

Hahaha, in its next life, I'm sure it wouldn't dare come back as a cockroach Herdsman

3 years of fornicating with her with a child as proof and you're still bothered another man got in there before you.

If you could get her legs open, what's to have stopped another man doing such earlier?

And she's still with you.

Forget the past except she's still living that life. Move on into your future and go make her a righteous woman.

Duru9:
Most of these post on FB groups ain't true
They just formed it to keep the group active

Before Nko...

Do they haveAbby meaningful content?

Bumbum that will soon be ready for Idris useless sponsors to "smash-&-pay" without sympathy and he'll still be morning like a silly goat, we should now be telling you sorry, pls shift.

PlayMaker14:
First time I will agree with one of the coded Olosho's hiding under the umbrella of Nollywood....


You come online to call me names, but in reality, you want me to give you a "High Five"?

"You nor fit Piss for my back, tell me say rain dey fall"


Becareful of friends who go smile for your front but stab you at your back.

And you're still saying this?

Congratulations.

You just made it to top of the list of the people she'll beat when you meet her.

Just prepare to get squashed by an extra large bumbum.

solasoulmusic:
That curse was too much just cause you have a child doesn’t mean others won’t have.

I remember one night I was sleeping one cockroach crawled on my legs I kicked it away chased it and burnt its leg as a reminder to its people.

Wow, you did all that without buying crutches for it? Cruelty to Animals Rights folks gonna come for you.

How's the music these days though. Hope it's going great.

Does she think it's beans?

Wait until Fulani serial rape starts in kidnapper's den, she'll sing a different song.

ZorGBUooeh:
Chai

Bloody Preverts claiming to fight for Allah

U can imagine the type of hardcore orgy that will be going on in the forest right now.
Rumble in the jungle things.

Fulani postures as being superior to everyone else. The even push that narrative in Islamic circles yet they're always eager to dip their short pencil deeks in everything female.

They're really cursed.

These addle-brained id1ots...

Twitter will soon stop your breathing

fitinwell:
Holding on his wrist... I can imagine how many family problem .. this wrist watch would have solved in my country NIGERIA

Even if its #10k per head

NPOWER PEOPLE COME AND LEARN WORK OOO

So they can withhold the 10-10k to go and buy diamond watch that they'll run away with?

Be careful what you wish for...

limeta:






You not fit do nothing.
south west muslims ve had enough

Enough of what?

Didn't Yoruba Christians vote MKO Abiola in to power on a Muslim/Muslim Ticket with his then Baba Gana Kingibe running mate? A mandate secured through the overwhelming support of Christians all over the country but callously and dismissively annulled by a Northern Muslim? If many on this forum are too young to relate to that, what of another recent case history?

Didn't Yoruba Christians vote enmasse to get Buhari, a Fulani Muslim, in and Jonathan, a Southern Christian, out? Or is the efforts of people like Pastor Tunde Bakare, Redeemed Church pple & co. going to be ingratuitously forgotten now just because a mute point needs to be made?

So I might be wrong but what exactly have southern Muslims gotten tired of especially considering how much of a control tool religion is for the rich rulers in manipulating their poor followers in Nigeria?!

Raymond0008:
Yayah bello kor bello yahaya nii!


Op using his alternative account to praise this yeye man.

I hope they paid Seun big amount of money and that’s how one useless abuja Pr Alexreports been forcing obsoletes shit here on front-pages.

Crazy AlexReports that all of civil defence laid curses on for the propaganda campaign he did to gain the clueless, backward and sadistic former CG extra tenure in office despite all evil that man did to his personnel. With callous youths like AlexReports, Nigeria will always remain a very dangerous place for progressives to thrive.

Kriss216:
There's a plot to slaughter Youths in this country. Buhari and APC get plans.

The plots to get Southern and other (non Hausa/Fulani) indigenous Northern ethnicity youths slaughtered.

DuBLINGreenb:
Maybe that's why The Qur'an says regarding women:

Quran 4: 34 says men are in charge of women by right of what Allah has given one over the other... From those wives whom you fear arrogance advice them, then forsake them in bed and STRIKE THEM(beat them)


Quran 2:223 says your wives are a place of sowing seed for you so come to your place of cultivation however you wish and put forth for yourselves


Quran 2:228 says men are a degree over women in responsibility and authority


Sahih bukhari 3:48:826 says the prophet Muhammad said, "isn't the witness of a woman equal to half of a man? The women said yes, he said this is because of the deficiency of a woman's mind".

Strike them? Even your pets, do you strike them? Abi you and your satanic verses are not normal?

maasoap:


It doesn't matter whether you do or not, point made

U said nothing, forget the whataboutism gerrymandering, carry ur kamoru-brain type go one corner dey go beat about the bush there highlighting meaningless points while reality keeps slapping U in the butt abeg.

maasoap:


I was feeling you until you inserted that nonsense. I'm sure that wherever you might be right now, they don't have a perfect system. So, stop calling Nigeria a zoo unless you are indirectly telling us that your family members are animals

Typical of the insular Nigerian.

Always obsessing over semantics in futility while living in deluded denial of reality like your leaders and their peurile games with adjectives.

Anyway, tell your objections to your leaders, lawmakers and faulty system which you'd aided and are still mollycoddling. One that covertly and overtly prioritised cattle over human lives. And where is that done if not the dairy farm. Your Stockholm syndrome is so ripe that your minds are walking bags of every cognitive dissonance known to man.

Are you keeping count of the bodies dropping daily, while playing your #Let's_Nitpick_&_get_feisty_like_sissy_B!tches games? Why are they dead and dying more by the day?! Is it not because of preventable lapses in your system?!
Those don't move you but my fitting appellation capturing the modern day ultra-dystopian Orwell's Animal Farm y'all are creating is the reason your anal hemmoroids are grossing you out?!! Get some perspective homes because I don't give a flipping frack about your opinion.

rita25:
YOU MADE A POINT BUT HIS SANCTIONS ARE OVERATED TOO....HOW MANY SANCTIONS DID THE intimacy gadget SENATOR GET FOR SLAPPING? AND A WHOLE LOT OF OTHER INJUSTIES ITS MORE AIMED AT FUSTRATING HIM THAN CORRECTING HIM AND I REPEAT .......HOLYGHOST FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're right, politicians get away with so much worse.

Ahmed's a much beloved man, a solitary light in an otherwise vast region of darkness. If only Nigeria had more of his type per State, politicians and evil rulers would have less hiding places for punishing and using the weak and lowly.

I pray he gets past this so his detractors have nothing to use against him and also join you in saying HOLY GHOST FIRE to his numerous downfall seekers.

Don't drop out. I take it you're in Nigeria.
Dropping out anywhere's got its baggages but doing it in Naija is bound to take a heavier toll on you. It's a much harsher environment to try drop out without your peeps consent and bills to pay.

Take a project-oriented approach. Face your core programming and grow in it but try studying your environment and building robust but nifty solutions in response to societal needs around you. Some of these could get you known, fetch you good cheese to upgrade your workstation, engage better research etc.

Outsource your skills and stretch yourself to deliver. That's building your capacity to multitask. You'll need to lean on that more and more as time advances.

Scout around your campus and get programming geeks like you. Build your team with your own rules of engagement but don't be an a$$ about it. Let love for programming be your baseline requirement and aspire to do bigger things.

Lastly, be open to good options and LIVE. You're still young.

Go with God, young Padawan!