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PoliticsRe: Bashir El-Rufai To Wed Nwakaego, His Wife To Be (Pre-Wedding Pictures) by chachanga: 10:35am On Nov 14, 2020
BERNIMOORE:
So he will dump all these oyinbo girls
Perhaps the infantile dolt is still sowing his wild oats, who knows?

They're both chasing something, that's certain.

But some thing here seems fishy, time will tell though.
PoliticsRe: Hisbah Demolishes Beer Parlours In Kaduna, Destroys Crates Of Drinks (Photos) by chachanga: 11:30am On Nov 10, 2020
alfredo1:
I doubt the authenticity of this news. Should be in Kano not Kaduna.
Whether Kano or Kaduna, should they be spending VAT derived also from Southern breweries and doing this?

Religious blindness has killed Nigeria


AlphaAlex:
indeed notice how the north is borrowing and looting at the same time they’re gathering funds for better development of their region
And study how they never seem to achieve their aims without the help of gullible southern useful-idiots and bastards online and elsewhere blindly arguing the indefensible on their behalf?

Only God knows who cursed most Southerners, an epicly directionless lot.

Right from before the days of the military despots ibb, Abacha and co, before many of the phools arguing fucknots here were born, we'd been hearing and seeing various facets of a Northern Agenda being prosecuted at the expense of a United, Free, Equitable and Prosperous Nigeria but what do Southerners do about it? Have y'all even formulated a Southern agenda yet?

If you're still less than 35-37, get out of that shitty arrangement called Nigeria. If you're older, I don't know what to say to you.
PhonesRe: The Increasing Menace Of "Wrong Number" by chachanga: 7:17pm On Nov 07, 2020
Ademola47:
I had similar experience last month.

About 4 Hausa guys mistakenly called my number that day.
You mean abokis still do that? Hilarious lot they are cheesy cheesy cheesy
PhonesRe: Launch Of Itel S16 Series And Enjoy Better Life Slogan by chachanga: 11:15pm On Oct 05, 2020
Unknownartiste:
those blabbing on how bad ITEL is should know that iPhone is where it is now cuz people elevated its worth that why it is how it is now


if you do the same for this ITEL I think it will be a kind of an encouragement to produce better phones

The ITEL I know...today never tot they will get this extent but take a look

GREAT WORK KEEP UP!!!

NO ONE WAS BORN AN ADULT
And you really believe all you just wrote up there is for real, right? huh
PoliticsRe: 'I Don't Believe In One Nigeria'- Tinubu ThisDay 1997 Headline Shared By Kperogi by chachanga: 11:06am On Aug 26, 2020
Awol1:
I wanted to write long comment but I realized Tinubu will NEVER be Nigerian President.

So no need.

Imagine they found this about Peter Obi
The dead meat seller would probably throw a fit and choke. grin
Christianity EtcRe: I Don't Believe In Any Allah , I Don't Know How That Stuff Got To My Profile by chachanga: 1:01am On Aug 21, 2020
Prechgold1180:
they are mad
Seems Seun is either still too "pissing-in-his-pants" scared of them or he's low-key a closet Mullah whilst forming "Mr. secularised atheist" out here for the gullible.

Yet, how fair... How matured, sensible or corporately responsible is that...? With all the Christians on his platform, with all the Jesus shaming he sustains and the pastor-bashing going on here? It's clear there're are biases being sustained... tongue

That's the inbred kinda kindergarten sh!t you'd never see on Reddit, 4Chan, Quora etc. So, despite whatever he tells himself to make him sleep better, he still needs to take a long hard look at the mirror... tongue
PropertiesRe: FCTA Demolishes Buildings, Properties Worth Millions As Abuja Residents Lament by chachanga: 8:52pm On Aug 20, 2020
Guyman02:
The Chairman mentioned that the landlords were compensated with plots of land.
I was in that situation at one time, my house was demolished and we were giving plot of land somewhere at the boundary between Abuja, Niger and Kaduna state after Bwari, no road, no electricity, no water, no nothing was provided and we were giving building plan spec to build in that bush. It was a way of driving the low income earners out of Abuja to another state, they don't want to see you if you are poor.

The Chairman of that Task Force Ikharo Attah used to be an advocate for the ordinary citizens as a reporter for ITV Abuja, since the minister appointed him as Covid19 Task Force Chairman he started by invading churches to implement lockdown and harrassing Pastors with Bible verses and filming it and making it viral, then the minister added sanitation to his portfolio because of his gragra.
Give a man power and it's then you will know his true colours, what we have in Nigeria are mostly Fake Activists
Now that they've ramped up activities on the CAMA Act 2020 to assign regulatory powers over the church to a govt
functionary, it's best Christians speak up rather than their usual culture of divisiveness.
Christianity EtcRe: CAN Rejects CAMA, Says Government Cannot Control Churches by chachanga: 6:10pm On Aug 20, 2020
chrisxxx:
How I wished we could do a roll call of people who voted this government in especially ITK Christians!
Even on this thread, from their responses you should know them already.
PoliticsRe: Magashi Appointed Unqualified Isa Garba As Provost Of NDA Academy by chachanga: 1:00am On Aug 16, 2020
saaphiere:
When did Oluwatoba and Olawole become Southern names?


Modified:

Oluwatoba and Olawole are western (yoruba) names not southern.
What are they? Middle Earth or Asgardian names?

Stay off drugs son; get a grip. tongue

Tyriq:
Middle belt bro
Gets sad when Southerners and Middle Belters keep refering to themselves by the appellations and nomenclatures of the same 6 region geopolitical farce that's being used to disenfranchise, subdue, sabotage and cheat them.

Where does "North Central" qualify folks South of the Niger even if it's the confluence State? This present arrangement arrogates power in northern hands and congregates too much resources in empty Northern constituencies.

Keep reminding them. They're fast becoming beasts of no nation, a lost generation.
BusinessRe: Nigerians Stop Wailing Ghana Did Nothing Wrong Shutting Down Shops. by chachanga: 6:44pm On Aug 15, 2020
Dedetwo:
The above regulations are antihuman and specifically anti-immigrants. The regulations are simply draconian. These freaking Ghanaians cannot survive a day if other Africans state stood up such laws against Ghana as a country. Where are the doctrines of ECOWA? These retrogressive policy and Ghanaian government should be hold accountable for this inhumanity against fellow Africans. What a shame.
As long as Nigerians keep electing thieving dunces or hailing underserving criminal elements as they rig themselves into office, Nigeria will never stop being global laughingstock.

Nigeria's leaders are always bending over backwards for other African nations playing a stupid unsolicited Father Christmas role. Under them, Nigeria's never asserted its dominance on the continent, lesser countries move against it, at will, undeterred and unrevenged while its reactionary leaders always have nothing but media platitudes to offer.
Apart from the failings of its citizens, Nigerian leaders are often to blame for setting the tone for the country's present doldrums.
CelebritiesRe: Police Arrest Naira Marley Over Abuja Concert by chachanga: 4:07pm On Aug 06, 2020
jojofola:
Lmao

FG has started again.

They want to distract us again.

They know how bored we can get.

They have our balls in their hands.

In the midst of everything happening right now with Nigeria, this is the next step?

Oh Please!!!
Take your balls back pls. The best place for your nuts is them dangling between your legs, ok? grin

I don by have any other gospel, in the few posts I've made here in recent times, and it's simple... Come out of the +234, ditch Naija fast because sooner or later Naija jonzes everyone in it somehow. ;D8)
PoliticsRe: Reps In Secret Plot To Pass Land-Grabbing Bill - Vanguard by chachanga: 4:02pm On Aug 06, 2020
Queenlovely:
when an old woman has nothing to do, she reminisce on the past or gist.

I want to mingle with millennials to see how they think
Hope you won't be disappointed with the ones Nigeria has to offer. Coming here from time to time, I have been far from being impressed.

Just look at the shallow off-point responses they're giving to this Post. Meaning they can't comprehend the enormity of such a Bill and the fact that it it scales through even their compound well, borehole etc made by their parents for personal family use will still end up coming under government regulation, taxation and possible takeover when deemed fit.

Some were even whining for someone to summarise the Post for them. Does that show a set of people ready to harness intellectual resources and combine motivation to take back and revolutionize Nigeria?

May God sort everybody out eventually sha. undecided
Car TalkRe: Advert Of Girl Eating Banana: Audi Apologises by chachanga: 10:51pm On Aug 05, 2020
The confused bizarre product of liberalist media mind conditioning... Every mind woke-mad and triggered over non-issues twisted out of context.

And this is mostly what globalist media's pushing out on gullible world societies for their social engineering which interestingly enough is being swallowed unchecked by Naija Twitter woke id1ots.

Anyway, hope they're happy now, a kid can't even eat a fruit in peace. undecided
CrimeRe: Drug-Smuggling Cat Escapes From Prison In Sri Lanka by chachanga: 4:22am On Aug 04, 2020
NNAMDIII:
Nairaland is gradually dying a slow and painful death, I miss the good old days
You'll be shocked it'll be around for long because the sales strategy is to keep going low to fit the cerebral capacity of lesser reasoning users who are increasing more in the Nigerian online space.

Otherwise, how the rampant unchecked culture of hate went on unpoliced is beyond me. A hotbed of tribal & ethnic jingoism, it's a surprise the DSS didn't get the place flagged for sanitisation, huh? Mediocre posts everywhere reflecting a lack of internal blogging support, nairaland's being left to coast with mods just posting anything to FP just for the fun of it.

On the positive side, agribusiness, technology, properties, investments and computer sections are healthier and still profitable to hang around once you can filter out the scammers, jobbers and outright rogues from your engagements.

NL had become a gross reflection of Naija as a nation. Both the country and majority of the minds within it need upgrades. undecided
CrimeRe: Woman Chained To Pillar For Ten Hours By Her Husband Rescued In Ebonyi (photos) by chachanga: 1:25pm On Jul 30, 2020
godkiller:
The husband had his reasons though not justifiable.

Maybe she threatened to go do juju, sell his property, leave with the daughter etc.
Let's hope he's not recently discovered the daughter wasn't his or maybe it wasn't only him hitting that his pretty wife's southern regions.

That being said, his own tieing her to that pole makes her the hero now.

Many men that life's jungle-hard travails weren't able to swayed are now being cracked mentally, financially and psychologically by silly relationship issues; heaven help us.
PoliticsRe: Wife Of Mubarak Bala Pleads For ‘Proof Of Life’ by chachanga: 11:26am On Jul 28, 2020
[quote author= post=92189129]He should let the Muslims and other religion practice their religion in peace after renouncing Islam 6 years ago (before going to a psychiatric facility) and personally believe in whatever he chooses to believe in without castigating other religions.
Why the criticism of other religions by Bala?
He doesn't want to respect other religions,
But he wants to force his atheism on others.
Anyways,
May whatever he and his fellow atheists believe in......save him!

We Rise![/quote]Before you rise, ehn your lordship, remember that the scientific society many of which's inventions power your life of comfort today, thrived on critical thinking, logic, analysis and submission of all observable and non-observable phenomena to empiricism, right?

In the dark ages, peeps got burnt my Christian clerics for as little as saying the world was flat but they persisted, the Western world evolved and today even you can't live without their products.

Why has the other religion chosen to remain in the dark ages in Nigeria? And has become an aide to retrogression in certain cases e.g. Boko Haram didn't get
indoctrinated with Bible verses, did they?

What Bala has done is what too many Islamic clerics do in their lectures and no Christian challenges them neither does any Govt arrests them. I wouldn't know of now but years back when I lived in Lagos with its unchecked noise pollution in the early morning hours by both religions, I observed that while the Christian broadcasts hammered on salvation, end times trends, preached against sinful living etc the Islamic ones seemed to do same but felt very free throwing jabs and openly deriding their Christian counterparts.

You all need to accept the fact that you're society is a work in progress on diversity and stop making excuses for Northern Nigeria excesses.

NB
Your wrote an epistle, that's why I replied you via one also, peace!
PoliticsRe: NYCN Tells Buhari To Suspend Akpabio And Dissolve NDDC Management Committee by chachanga: 10:53am On Jul 28, 2020
Just look at the massive sums Beth mentioned eaten by these underserving political f00ls of Nigeria undecided

China, Venezuela, US, UK, the public space is always open for mass protests and outcry against bad governance but Naija the major cry remains online wailing by prepaid data, Bluetooth or whatever else means because nobody wan die cheap at the hands of untrained Police mofos.

Without revolution, these thieves won't budge, and this is the same revolution they won't let you have.

If you're still under 40, get out of that place. If not, may God help you because Naija don cast.
PoliticsRe: Senator Nicholas Tofomowo Sacks 92 Aides A Year After Appointment by chachanga: 12:06am On Jul 25, 2020
ghettokid1:
some people just dey see demselves as god, how can 1 person have 92 aides+
His brain is out on loan. He himself does nothing.

It's obvious every speech, every report, every analysis, all assessments etc upon which he bases and administers his constitutional duties is facilitated these guys.


He himself sees nothing except through the glaucomatous lenses of these opportunistic leeches; no wonder Naija is so screwed.

Prince Edward Island, here in Canada, the Minister For Health of our Province does not work with more than 5 aides.

What is happening to Nigeria? You're simply not rich enough for such executive wastes. It will tell on the economic progress and people's welfare later.
PoliticsRe: Magu: Recovered Vehicles Auctioned To Presidential Villa, Ministries by chachanga: 12:51pm On Jul 22, 2020
Ipromote:
Na wa. This same Ministry of Humanitarian affairs that shared Npower slots to senators and reps members...

How can such a ministry be so frantically corrupt?



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Let's ask the Hoelosho Hajia heading the place. Buhari claims to be a saint but keeps giving birth to demons, what a holy sinner. tongue
PhonesRe: Tecno Pouvoir 4 Becomes First Mediatek Soc Smartphone To Receive Android 11 Beta by chachanga: 1:04pm On Jul 21, 2020
[quote author=Birdeyeview post=91924686][/quote]If they like, let them put Android 100 on it, Tecno/Infinix phones will still suck na tongue grin

They need to rethink their software architecture. Their mods of the Android OS for their various brands really need reworking. I might be wrong but I used them years back and the experience wasn't pretty, didn't even suspect they still shipped them in my dear country.
Foreign AffairsRe: UK Bans China's Huawei From Its 5G Network, Hands US Big win by chachanga: 9:55pm On Jul 14, 2020
tolexy007:
well He just won the first round, let's see what China will up to in 2nd round..

lalasticlala
Hopefully not some new disgusting virus though undecided
PhonesRe: WhatsApp Is Down All Over The World by chachanga: 9:42pm On Jul 14, 2020
They must all be smoking something strong.

It's not down here in PEI, Canada anyway. grin cool
Christianity EtcRe: Evangelist Morris Cerullo's Last Moments With Oyedepo, Chris Oyakhilome, Enenche by chachanga: 10:13am On Jul 12, 2020
AntiChristian:
I had expected someone filled with the spirit to wake him and Bonke up! Despite all the acclaimed miracles... death still kill them!

undecided
Modified:
BISHOP OYEDEPO, PASTORS NTIA, ENENCHE AND OYAKHILOME should have called him out like Jesus did Lazarus!
You're still on that same old cheap skunk. You and all the other id1ots liking your stale demented rants need mental health care. undecided
TV/MoviesRe: Startimes Introduces "Pay As You Go", Adds More Stations by chachanga: 7:17am On Jul 12, 2020
levi2:
I thought DSTV said pay-as-you-go was impossible to implement....Always thought �� those guys(DSTV)were thieves...
Nigeria's current backwardness with affordable, robust and globally competitive industry standard cable and data services is being sustained by greedy, corrupt elements within your government especially Ministries of Information, Science & Tech, NBC, NCC, a few NASS House Committees etc

They will keep collecting money from foreigners to ruin Nigeria's industry sectors while telling you that things that already commonplace in Ghana are impossible for you in Nigeria.
TravelRe: Six People Die In Ikorodu Boat Mishap (Disturbing Photos) by chachanga: 12:51am On Jul 05, 2020
omocalabar:
Was it not last week they boasted about not having boat mishap in Lagos?
Anything the current government boats about in Nigeria deserves a thorough audit of anyone who values their lives before acting on such erroneous lies..
PhonesRe: You Can't Use These Words On Twitter Again. by chachanga: 6:11pm On Jul 04, 2020
Tadeknkeepcalm:
It's 1984 all over again. Take control of language.

These leftists Sha...
And they're pushing their gender confused liberal sh!t on the rest of the world via their major control of global media.

Makes one wonder if China wasn't right in boycotting Google, Facebook etc.
CareerRe: Man Carries 50kg Bag Of Cement With Teeth Upstairs, Wins 100,000 Naira Bet by chachanga: 6:04pm On Jul 04, 2020
MISTAICEY02288:
Chai! If this one bite person lásán. Na die straight oooo shocked
That guy na confam vampire nah grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Clashes With SARS Officers At Ecobank In Lagos by chachanga: 5:39pm On Jul 04, 2020
MasterRahl:
So she can't speak up for herself again? That's a woman who is approaching 60 and she knows her rights.
Nigerian youths sef
angry
The slave mentality is deeply ingrained in them now. They'd rather troll online, beat about the bush on frivolous threads while trending serious hashtags for just a weekend and calling that a revolution.
EducationRe: Oyo Re-opens Schools On Monday; Parents, Teachers In Dilemma by chachanga: 1:31pm On Jun 27, 2020
kozmokaz:
cool

Those parents are just been selfish

Btw the students immunity to the virus is very high !!!
Until children go home to infect parents who may die and children become orphaned and their education stops...

I don't blame the people or even the Governor, Nigerian system is dysfunctional, underfunded and prone to misfiring. Even with the best of intentions, things that work elsewhere tend to fall in Naija.
CrimeRe: Sokoto Bandits: "We Will Kill Your Husbands, Sons And Put You In Poverty" by chachanga: 2:44pm On Jun 25, 2020
It's an irony that southerners supported Northern leaders who couldn't even be objective and humane enough to safeguard the security of their own region.

Was the insurgency fight not their new oil money? Didn't they have hand in the rising of these terror groups initially?!

Now they stew in their own oil...
PoliticsRe: APC Dissolves NWC At The Instance Of President Buhari by chachanga: 1:56pm On Jun 25, 2020
strafist911:
We warned all these nairaland Tinubu praise singers that a day like this would come & they told us that tinubu is the jagaban of Nigerian politics.
IMO, tinubu is not smarter than MKO & Awolowo yet their wings were clipped by the Fulanis. From a reliable source, there is a ground plot to rubbish and crumble tinubu's empire before 2023 & this is just the beginning.
Let's see which key the vulture meat seller mannaBB will use to sing his "darling Daddy Buhari" praise & worship songs now that his S/West Capone has been cut off.
HealthRe: Johnson & Johnson To Pay $2.1bn Over Cancer-causing Talcum Powder by chachanga: 11:58am On Jun 24, 2020
Anuoluwa1234:
How I wish this can happen in Nigeria, undecided undecided. But Nigeria is far behind, and Nafdac here is not helping issues at all angry angry. It saddens my heart. cry cry . Lots of prohibited goods and dangerous materials are out there, ppl consuming it, with ignorance, it saddens my heart.
Painful part it that, u will get to pharmacy stores still see those deadly materials cry cry. Drinks containing poisonous chemicals, you will still see endorsed by etc... Jesus, I weak. cry cry
Pls pals, when buying body things, be careful of chemicals like: steroids, mercury, hydroquinone, Talc etc.
Drinks, be careful of (Aspertame). Etc, I won't say more than this. I pray is shall be well with us all, amen.
Shalom kiss kiss kiss
All the i-can't-do-without-my-Fanta gangs need to be really careful because there's no serious level of consumer protection or rights in Nigeria.
More reason I tell those young enough to make the switch to bailout of there. someday soon, Naija will sort itself but don't let it kill you before then.

Reading product labels saves one a lot of health stress.

Keep staying safe.

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