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Islam for Muslims / Re: Masturbation Deprives Him Of Great Reward During This Ramadan. Refrain Too! by chachanga: 12:03pm On May 01, 2020
Shehucom:
I see so many Non Muslims on this thread making comments that shows nothing but pain and hatred towards Islam with their unguarded.
Well... Continue being pained, intolerant and ignorant.
You're doing yourselves..

Better use this month to pray that the true and living God may reveal Himself to you through His Word.

It's kuku a fact that y'all read the Bible more than some Christians just because you think you're fishing for errors but you flinch when Christians or Atheists try doing same via a critical analysis of your Hero and prophet through the Hadiths and Surahs of your Book. Read the Bible again and pray sincerely.

Peace and light to you!

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Celebrities / Re: Picture Kodak: Video Vixen Dies In Clarence Peters’ Apartment (photos) by chachanga: 9:02am On Apr 30, 2020
HARRISON040:
she was charging her phone while using it.it has happened to me before

Welcome back from the dead then grin

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Celebrities / Re: P. Diddy: Coronavirus Killing A Lot Of Blacks In The U.S. by chachanga: 10:10pm On Apr 11, 2020
DCmonster:
Why have I not gotten it? Why has p.diddy and all the people he is gonna co-host the revolt news with not gotten it? Mad people, black Americans are bunch of deluded alarmists. Over here an average black American will commit a crime and will expect a judge not to convict and send him to jail when found guilty. Over here they don't go to college, they all wanna be gangsters and they hate on the whites for no just reason. All they do is drugs and hoeing around and yet they wanna compete with the whites. Latinos have more morals now than my African American brothers and sisters. For p.diddy it's all about the money. Corona virus knows no race, the blacks dying from it are probably the chain smokers and drug addicts whose lungs are semi-damaged already.

American Black's got entitlement complex like big ol chips on they shoulders.

And my biggest shock encountering them was how they looked down on continental Africans and discriminated against immigrant Black classes. They never censor themselves for that, they only seemed to feel good vilifying Whites and finding someway to twist narratives so they were always the victims of every struggle, maybe even more than the native Indians or Africa that was raped, pillaged and left behind by the same white slavers.

The place was fun but strange too with folks who seemed to think they and only they truly defined the full range of the Black experiences.

Hope they learn thus Covid's not all about them. That would be some darned larcenous level of stoopidity of they didn't! undecided

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Politics / Re: Anozie Maduabuchi Cyril Asks Chinese Officials: All Of You Want To Kill Me? by chachanga: 3:40pm On Apr 10, 2020
sarrki:
All this fake news are not necessary

For the sake of humanity

Mr. conscienceless, wehdone sir!

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Religion / Re: Coronavirus And 5G: Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo Addresses Conspiracy Theory (Video by chachanga: 11:59am On Apr 06, 2020
NaijaMutant:
My recent post on Facebook.

I've taken my time to read and listen to supposedly intellectuals who have turned protagonist of various conspiracy theories. These supposedly intellectuals are people of great influence in the society, ranging from pastors, politicians and social media influencers who have used their various platforms to air their views which have consequently formed the opinion of their followers.

First of the conspiracy theories is the 5G saga; I'm not in anyway trying to oppose or approve whatever you've come to believe about this.
The only Challenge I have with this argument is its link with the New World Order.

The second conspiracy theory is the Covid-19 vaccine that is purported to carry an implantation ID code named ID2020 which is likened to the Mark of the Beast. (Discerning Christians should understand this better).
This, like the first is also linked to The New World Order.

The funny part of this saga is that I've seen so many supposedly Christians trying in their little way to fight against this. They think they can stop what's about to come. They even quote scriptures like "I will build my church, and the gate of Hell shall not prevail against it".

My question is:

1. What's your fear?

2. Do you think you can fight against The New World Order ?

3. Do you think the New World Order is out of place?

4. If you can stop the Anti-Christ from fulfilling his purpose, that means you can also stop the coming of the Messiah.

5. If at all the New World Order is not another conspiracy theory itself.

Understand the times and stay rapturable !

Key's staying prayerful and watching.

The deeper flows carry the truths.

Christendom and everybody else expect NWO globalists to be playing surface-level google-searchable games with them but they don't know these guys are miles ahead on the Deep State agendas.

5g's not it, ID2020 Quantum Dot is only just a beginning of a new wave, centralised regionally certified blockchains are next...

The end ain't exactly now but now is sure the best time to start aligning with God's purposes and prepping to get out of here.

Jesus' "Narrow Way" Theory still holds true about it... Not many may believe or even find it.

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Politics / Re: COVID-19: Niger State Relaxes Curfew by chachanga: 8:10am On Apr 06, 2020
seunmsg:
This is preposterous considering Niger state’s closeness to the FCT. Even the Nasarawa State government has ordered the complete lockdown of the entire Karu local government bordering FCT. It’s obvious some of these leaders don’t understand the seriousness of this virus.

They won't till they start getting #Covid. Most of them unaffected just see it as a fresh opportunity to loot relief funds. Nigerians haven't yet woken up to the simple fact that they elected animals. Let's pray this pandemic won't be showing them that in a most brutal way.
Health / Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by chachanga: 10:33pm On Apr 02, 2020
Salvador1:
After this crap u just wrote try and move around OK

But mind you life is precious and can't be gotten in the market

Noted boy
Crime / Re: Two Sentenced To Death For Killing Rofiat Damilola Adebisi, UNIOSUN Student by chachanga: 10:31pm On Apr 02, 2020
ololadeajayi:
The most painful part is that no Governor will want to approve death sentences, hence they will rot in Jail

Which is stoopid on their part considering all the blood they get on their hands from their incompetent misrule, their looting of funds meant for health sector thus aiding health-complication related deaths at rural levels and many other collateral damages to lives & properties they cause through their other high-handedness.

Justice has served these animals their due Karma, it'd be better they as Governors do the needful and let them swing from noose soonest. tongue

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Health / Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by chachanga: 10:15pm On Apr 02, 2020
Salvador1:
Fg say two weeks and you are here asking questions


And you're incapable of independent thought beyond only whatever Govt tells you?

You should be able to reason out a little SWOT Analysis on your own. He asked a valid question.

On the Lockdown, most are taking it so lightly despite the broken-down health systems, health workers shortages and lack of supportive care meds etc, many are not taking the #Lockdown seriously and transmitting steadily even now. So, what if there's a spike? What're you gonna do? A wise man will project ahead and liver ready.

Quit living only by what your Govt told you on this. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst!

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Politics / Re: Coronavirus: "High-Ranking Member Of Buhari's Cabinet Dead" - Kemi Olunloyo by chachanga: 2:51pm On Apr 02, 2020
Seun:
Highly unfortunate, if true. I hope it's not true but I also hope Aunty Kemi doesn't get into trouble for this tweet.

They'll probably give her Dasuki's bunk
Politics / Re: Electricity Tariff To Increase On Wednesday Despite Lockdown In Nigeria by chachanga: 1:20pm On Mar 31, 2020
Deadratgrill:
If nothing changes in this country after this pandemic either through popular uprising or bloody revolution then something is fundamentally wrong with Nigerians?

Were you doubting that fact before?

Just get ready to get out of Nigeria by then; you deserve better.
Politics / Re: Oil Price Fall: FG Moves To Use Pension Fund On Infrastructure by chachanga: 8:13pm On Mar 22, 2020
RapistOnBail:


I recommend the government to cut down salaries of all Civil servants. After which they go for the corpers Allowee. Corpers are useless.


Barking Dog
Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Some Lagos Churches Empty As They Comply With Social Distance Order by chachanga: 3:55pm On Mar 22, 2020
inumidun2010:
Here at living Faith Church, Ozubulu(Anambra State). Na d rice wey dem no serve for Mother's day celebration pain me pass..Service still sweet sha..


Jonzing guy grin grin grin


Living Faith dey serve food at all before?
Religion / Re: The Real Source Of Corona Virus Is Not China Or USA, But This! by chachanga: 3:40pm On Mar 22, 2020
LordGuru1:
Folks like the ediot below me are just too senseless. Who created the disease in the first palce?! Satanic Scientists created it in the Wuhan Lab, senseless scallyways agents of Satan like the one below me would blame Christians and God for it. I'venever heard any of them f.ools call for legal action against the satanic Chinese Scientists or whoever has let this wicked genocide commited against Humnaity. Why is this end time generation so dumb?! They leave their real enemy; the luciferian homosexual anti-Life, anti-Love, anti-Marriage, anti-Christ and accuse their CREATOR and those doing His will. Don't worry, very soon una eyes go clear.

Pray for him.
The confused darkness screaming out of his soul from his posts should tell you enough.

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Politics / Re: 35 Nigerian Governors, 15 Ministers Purchase Dubai Properties - Sahara Reporters by chachanga: 8:08am On Mar 22, 2020
EdoPrince93:
And yet some demented slaves will still come here to praise their darling presidiot for fighting corruption. We hear all this every day with little or no conviction... if it were to be yahoo boys I can bet it that pictures and houses will be displayed to hit the headlines. .. useless anti corruption agencies and a clueless president angry

They're all slave-mentality id1ots, cursed people. They only need to leave the shores of Nigeria once for their senses to reset.

awoluyi:
Nigerians be of good cheers; these Egyptians you are seeing today you will see them no more.
Do not envy the ungodly when they prosper, because at the fullest of time their loots will be spent by people they don't know and the looters' mouths will be filled with gravel.
Coronavirus pandemic is a pointer to the reality that both the Rich & Poor can be brought to the same level in a jiffy.
.

Don't comfort yourselves with that bro. Nigerians, especially youths, need to realise the power of civic education, civil rights actions and unity of purpose. You prosecute #ENDSARSNOW, mounted pressure on Govt/Parliament to effect changes in several other sectors... Slowly, strategically and determinedly you can achieve other landmarks.
Just never leave it all to fate or faith

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Sports / Re: Lorenzo Sanz Dies After Contracting Coronavirus by chachanga: 6:39am On Mar 22, 2020
helinues:
Even without contacting the virus, @ 76 ?

Media sensational news about the Coronavirus is worsening the situations.

I stopped paying tor cables since last weekend. I can't come and pay for panics most especially when there are no sporting activities

Globalist media are milking the #Covid19 for all the juice it's got. Denmark's already perfected a radical new law forbidding anyone (antivaxxer or not) from refusing any concoction WHO later approves as the #Covid_19 vaccines or any other treatment Govt deems fit for that matter.

Out goes your fundamental human right over your own body! Out goes there violation of your personal space!!

New State policing grounds are being broken here with deeper gains for pro-globalist (Malthusian world population control) Breton-Woods policy makers, it's a dangerously blissful ignorance that keeps the average man on the street out of this reality.

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Crime / Re: Harry Odiakaose: I Was Arrested By IGP X-squad, Who Demanded N10m by chachanga: 2:12pm On Mar 21, 2020
supportnija:

Not true,
Bros, it just come to force CID area 10 Abuja, Bro, I can tell you those animals would go for it, but I know , you just lied to give Nigeria bad name and police.

If he have links getting as far as Abuja, he should go and die?

Borrow sense abeg
Politics / Re: 2023: Case For A Christian President - By Zikeyi John by chachanga: 1:45pm On Mar 21, 2020
Yenefer:
Christians in Nigeria don't av the strength to do that

Even though Christians in Nigeria don't have the strength nor need to retaliate in any sense for the real or perceived wrongs of Muslim-led administrations, the fact is that what you call Christianity and most who call themselves Christians in Nigeria are really non-representative of the core beliefs they espouse.

Intellectually and politically lazy souls who profess virtues but will not raise civil action to pursue the Eldorados in their Holy Book while the whole town burns down over their cowardly heads aren't the stuff of 21st century Christianity.

If Apostles Paul, Peter, James etc didn't stick to their guns even at dying point, do you think Christianity would've thrived after Christ? Martin Luther King and the Black Civil Rights Movement didn't have the benefit of an existing democracy as a veritable vehicle to achieving a peaceful, just, progressive and equitable society where all rights including Womens' were respected and protected as against West obtains in Northern Nigeria today but they thrived while Nigerian Christians cower behind keyboards online.

I believe in the sincerity of the Southerners on this thread and kudos to their patriotic and egalitarianist leanings as they've espoused their need for simply a "just, competent and creative leadership regardless of its religious affiliations" but does the average voting youth highly brainwashed on pro-Northern ethno-religious rhetoric think same? And if the current equation persists, in which generation will the various federal character evils perpetrated against the South and the North's (non-Hausa/Fulani) indigenous people groups/tribes be corrected?

One underlying common denominator of Nigerian politics is that you pro-Christian southerners always divide like your fragmented Christianity's proliferated churches' denominations but the largely pro-Islamic (Hausa/Fulani, Kanuri) North always unites and the forge of that unity is hardly the best of Nigeria's long-term interests. It's always about the North, its dominance, its religion, its right to rule, most times, as it wills unquestioned per its own terms.

Think about that.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: FG adds Austria and Sweden to list of high risk countries by chachanga: 6:53pm On Mar 20, 2020
Yenefer:
Let's them add North Korea. Lamdi kamu is the most Coward person to ever lead a group. He is just a scammer

Scary stuff. Deaths from the reaction will easily exceed this white flu or Chinese virus. Panic is flooding the communities. This would’ve been smaller than swine flu. I fear the shift to government domination of human rights is something we won’t recover from.

Ridiculous. 220k cases worldwide among billions of people & shutting everything down. Like always! The Government tells us what we can and cannot do . We give them way to much power to run our every day life. They really need to get of their lazy **** and put a end to this Corona Virus enfodemic.

The human herd don't know that. They're so keyed in to surface level agenda-setting mindgames of global media brainwashing that they can't see it.
Health / Re: Stephen Hahn: Chloroquine Has Not Been Approved By FDA by chachanga: 1:20pm On Mar 20, 2020
ishitinyourmouf:
thunder fire una. so because chna came with the cure, you idiotswant to be political about it?
china has clearly said they are curing all corona virus cases with chloroquin. and thy have prooved it. who the Bleep needs validation from you?
we are talking of something that has practically cured corona an this ones are here blabbing rubbish. i just bought 20 packs. Bleep trump. more grease to china elbows. china have proven and approved it to be used. Bleep usa. the most funny and annoying shit is that america dosnt even want to give credit to china for coming up with the cue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBjKRitNedk
Leave them, so many of them spitting crap like thoughtless goats this platform, hopeless herd-instinct dolts without working brain cells. They rush to make silly comments in similitude of one another as though trying to outpace themselves for who can be the most stoopid.
Not an ounce of self-research, they just keep vomiting, ingesting and regurgitating one another's same old foul putrid brain-sh!t so dismissively with so much venom angry
Forget about Buhari, PDP, APC etc, even with this generation of thoughtless online vagabonds, Nigeria is hopeless.

Young toads are out here condemning as if independent research outlets ain't available. No one's debating the science but outchia steady condemning/approving just in hearsay.

For those saying "the minister said..."...
I guess it's now their ministers and health infrastructure are no longer inadequate... Half the cats on here never have one original thought on what to say, they just wait for some other dumb dolt to post bullshit, then they all post same sh!t in similar order...

Well, Nigeria cares for them, their Govt's got their back enough for them to be so militantly pro-Govt & stoopid

let em have fun

Health / Re: COVID-19: Burkina Faso Politician Dies. 'Prepare For Worst', WHO Warns Africa by chachanga: 2:29pm On Mar 19, 2020
FuckAllTheMODs:
Dem no talk anything since o...

Abeg, e make sense make I report a suspected case and how can I do that?

A friend who happens to be a flat mate has been sneezing and coughing since 2 days ago and he didn't isolate himself, he even went to work today.

I'm not comfortable with him around me anymore.

I need advice on what to do, please!

Run for your life!
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Obiano Shuts Down Schools In Anambra, Bans Mass Gathering by chachanga: 1:57pm On Mar 19, 2020
ConnectedMan:
Welcome to the information age were hype is stronger than impact. I have not heard of any Nigerian that got thiis disease here in Nigeria. All of them came from abroad. I dont think its possible to catch corona in Nigeria. Y'all should calm down.

All the same, prevention is better than cure

Because you "have not heard...", we should fry dodo?

ConnectedMan, keep"not" hearing but get connected to sense while you're at it!
Politics / Re: Address Nigerians On Coronavirus - Senate To Buhari by chachanga: 10:14am On Mar 19, 2020
NGpatriot:
Of what relevance is any speech by the President?

The only people we need to here from for now are the medical professionals in charge.

Instead of lamenting over the president, you your part, practice good hygiene and follow NCDC GUIDELINES.

You talk too much spitting crass garbage, are you a parrot? angry

And you're not making sense too...!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Immigration: FG Bars Persons Who Stammer, Bad Teeth, K-Legs, Obesity From Job by chachanga: 10:12am On Mar 16, 2020
Simplyleo:
Watch how ipob miscreants with their usual foolishness tell everyone they are being targeted with this policy.

I haven't seen creatures as dumb as ipob miscreants. angry

These your atrocious rants here, and the foul words, curses and bad energies getting thrown at you as a result of them...

How you think they will not spillover into your real life is beyond me...

You better take your time and get productive with your life.

kponkedenge:


That guy is O.menka, that's the way he talks, he has numerous monika, using all to spew garbage upon garbage, if that account is suspended, he quickly opens another one to continue. He is living a very sad and frustrated life... I honestly doubt he has a life outside nairaland.
Most times the mods see all these but continue to leave him spew it more and more. The guys case is beyond redemption.
cc: mynd44, lalasticlala, Dominique

It's the height hopeless irresponsibility really...
Even animals live more purposefully

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Romance / Re: Man And Lady Die After Sex In Port Harcourt by chachanga: 5:43pm On Mar 06, 2020
scrolldown88:
His manhood literarily lived on

His manhood didn't suffer power failure. grin
Celebrities / Re: Lady Seen Playing Video Game During Child Birth, Spark Controversy by chachanga: 12:47pm On Mar 05, 2020
Naija illiterates don't read lol cheesy

With epidural delivery, pain's drastically cut, to almost zero.

I bet Naija's still talking no light in hospital Gens undecided
Celebrities / Re: Whatsapp Releases Dark Mode For Android And Ios by chachanga: 12:08pm On Mar 05, 2020
Enilovesam:



Finally, the long waiting is over as WhatsApp releases the dark mode features they have been buzzing about for the past months.

The new feature has been in the news for months and it has been number thing on all user’s minds.

The dark mode feature was triggered by all WhatsApp users around the world, who have been pressurizing the tech company to release the dark mode of the app.


https://www.techlypost.com/2020/03/05/whatsapp-releases-dark-mode-for-android-and-ios/

Stupid pple. Who waited for them? They should've kept it in the news for years sef, not months!

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Politics / Re: Poverty Gap Fueling North-south Migration In Nigeria - Yahoo News by chachanga: 11:55am On Mar 05, 2020
cosmos1440:


You cannot be happy' -

The Emir of Kano Sanusi Lamido, Nigeria's second most-important Islamic monarch, has been an outspoken critic of governance in the region, blaming leaders for failing to tackle poverty.

"Nobody who is a leader in northern Nigeria today can afford to be happy. You cannot be happy with about 87 per cent of poverty in Nigeria being in the north," he said in a speech last month.

"You can’t be happy with millions of northern children out of school. You can’t be happy with nine states in the north contributing almost 50 percent of the entire malnutrition burden in the country."

Didn't Ribadu tell them as much years ago? Their slavers keep looting, their hateful masses keep supporting. They forget that they even benefit more when the so-called kafirs are in power. Their only skill is in fuqing like id1ots and whelping whiny hateful cowardly bastarrds who cant see much less challenge the deep rot in their feudalistic ethno-religious framework of piss.
In this day and age, a man said "An attack on Boko Haram is an attack on the North" and the motherfuckers still voted him in their millions. Now the hateful cretin can't deliver sh!t beyond the lies of his paid Southern Judases like Liar Mohammed, Femi Adesinner & co, they're fretting; who cursed them?

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Politics / Re: Poverty Gap Fueling North-south Migration In Nigeria - Yahoo News by chachanga: 11:45am On Mar 05, 2020
ProudDick:


All these things will be destroyed in few years to come. Islam is a curse. Watch as new terrorists destroy the north west as they destroyed the north east. God has cursed you with Islam.

Captainrambo2:
lol you re only dicieving yourself.


I have never seen an igbo gate man b4. Na onlyvyiur brothers undecided

awujale231:
A typical Northerner is an hypocrite.
They would rather kill the truth teller than face the truth.
We must break this damn country




God punish that useless core North for flaunting their self-inflicted poverty in the face of other regions and the global society often to the disadvantage of the SW,SE & SS

Who imploded their Rice pyramids? Was it the South? OR wasn't it they who grew thoughtless, lazy and id1otic in exchanging their proud cultural heritages for the empty hateful, violence-ridden and unproductive war-mongering jihadist Sharia model that hasn't even helped many countries in its home region?

If Hausa/Kanuri sold out to Islam-coated beggaring ideology from beyond the Sahara, should that be a problem to the rest of country? From Born2Rule to IDP Camps, it's on them. Hasn't it largely been the North that's controlled South-South Oil money for decades now? All the PTF funds diverted there by Saint Buhari, IBB & Abacha, couldn't they have elevated themselves with it? Right up to ProfOsibanjo's "poorest of the poor 10k" tradermoni incentives?

OR should we start talking of the plight of the many peace-loving, progressive and culturally rich people groups they've destabilised and taken decades into backwardness just for sharing that region with them?


Every time, Hausa/Kanuri/Fulani masses will be seeking sympathy and enjoying diversions of Relief Aid from all over, who remembers the Agatus, the Berom, the Tiv, Idoma, Tangale, Igala, Igede etc whose only curse has been sharing State and regional boundaries with these racially thoughtless vagabond locusts?

The core North, their hateful thoughtless masses, the one million and one Almajiri imps they're whelping, they should all just go fuq themselves with their poverty; we don't care!

Any online herdsman quoting and chatting crap here, God punish him to oblivion too! angry

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