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Religion / Re: Evangelist Morris Cerullo's Last Moments With Oyedepo, Chris Oyakhilome, Enenche by chachanga: 10:13am On Jul 12, 2020 |
AntiChristian: You're still on that same old cheap skunk. You and all the other id1ots liking your stale demented rants need mental health care. |
TV/Movies / Re: Startimes Introduces "Pay As You Go", Adds More Stations by chachanga: 7:17am On Jul 12, 2020 |
levi2: Nigeria's current backwardness with affordable, robust and globally competitive industry standard cable and data services is being sustained by greedy, corrupt elements within your government especially Ministries of Information, Science & Tech, NBC, NCC, a few NASS House Committees etc They will keep collecting money from foreigners to ruin Nigeria's industry sectors while telling you that things that already commonplace in Ghana are impossible for you in Nigeria. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Six People Die In Ikorodu Boat Mishap (Disturbing Photos) by chachanga: 12:51am On Jul 05, 2020 |
omocalabar: Anything the current government boats about in Nigeria deserves a thorough audit of anyone who values their lives before acting on such erroneous lies.. 1 Like |
Phones / Re: You Can't Use These Words On Twitter Again. by chachanga: 6:11pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
Tadeknkeepcalm: And they're pushing their gender confused liberal sh!t on the rest of the world via their major control of global media. Makes one wonder if China wasn't right in boycotting Google, Facebook etc. 1 Like |
Career / Re: Man Carries 50kg Bag Of Cement With Teeth Upstairs, Wins 100,000 Naira Bet by chachanga: 6:04pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
MISTAICEY02288: That guy na confam vampire nah |
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Clashes With SARS Officers At Ecobank In Lagos by chachanga: 5:39pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
MasterRahl: The slave mentality is deeply ingrained in them now. They'd rather troll online, beat about the bush on frivolous threads while trending serious hashtags for just a weekend and calling that a revolution. 2 Likes |
Education / Re: Oyo Re-opens Schools On Monday; Parents, Teachers In Dilemma by chachanga: 1:31pm On Jun 27, 2020 |
kozmokaz: Until children go home to infect parents who may die and children become orphaned and their education stops... I don't blame the people or even the Governor, Nigerian system is dysfunctional, underfunded and prone to misfiring. Even with the best of intentions, things that work elsewhere tend to fall in Naija. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Sokoto Bandits: "We Will Kill Your Husbands, Sons And Put You In Poverty" by chachanga: 2:44pm On Jun 25, 2020 |
It's an irony that southerners supported Northern leaders who couldn't even be objective and humane enough to safeguard the security of their own region. Was the insurgency fight not their new oil money? Didn't they have hand in the rising of these terror groups initially?! Now they stew in their own oil... |
Politics / Re: APC Dissolves NWC At The Instance Of President Buhari by chachanga: 1:56pm On Jun 25, 2020 |
strafist911: Let's see which key the vulture meat seller mannaBB will use to sing his "darling Daddy Buhari" praise & worship songs now that his S/West Capone has been cut off. |
Health / Re: Johnson & Johnson To Pay $2.1bn Over Cancer-causing Talcum Powder by chachanga: 11:58am On Jun 24, 2020 |
Anuoluwa1234: All the i-can't-do-without-my-Fanta gangs need to be really careful because there's no serious level of consumer protection or rights in Nigeria. More reason I tell those young enough to make the switch to bailout of there. someday soon, Naija will sort itself but don't let it kill you before then. Reading product labels saves one a lot of health stress. Keep staying safe. |
Crime / Re: Armed Bandits Surround Kasai In Katsina, Residents Trapped by chachanga: 11:00am On Jun 20, 2020 |
DominusPrime: The vulture meat seller bought a Mumu propaganda package from APC, now he's choking on it. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Autopsy Reveals Uwa Was Raped As A Virgin - Edo Attorney General by chachanga: 10:58am On Jun 20, 2020 |
Shedrack777: Fix your mind. You also need to get out more. Not everybody is sex-crazed... 2 Likes |
Computers / Re: Is The ASUS Zenbook Pro Duo Laptop With 2 Screens Worth ₦1.4 Million? by chachanga: 9:37am On Jun 20, 2020 |
MrsNwaAmaikpe: Get serious. What sort of land would that be? Nigerian Quarter Plot? sassysure:What model's that though? 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Youths Snatch Riffle From Policeman For Collecting Bribe In Cross River by chachanga: 2:33pm On Jun 19, 2020 |
Greenbirth: Damn |
Religion / Re: Chris Okotie: Social Distancing In Church Is Like Blasphemous Infidelity by chachanga: 8:09am On Jun 01, 2020 |
BeautifulWoman: Maybe we need to take a less hard-line stance on this realising that we all are saved by grace thru faith and that the scripture does mention that we have been given different measures of grace and faith (Rom 12:3, 2 Cor 10:14-15, Eph 4:7). Scripture refers to it as "... The measure..." almost all through meaning that potentially it should avail every single one of us to achieving 100% but with the parable of the sower and its other similar ones, did everyone bear fruits in the 100 percentile range? No!! Funny enough, with that parable the seeds were all the same, as with this faith we're talking about, but on different soils as with different hearts, souls, minds and experiences, the outputs will differ also. Salvation grace, as in redemptive grace/faith in Christ, doesn't always translate to faith for miraculous healing or supernatural health for every single believer on earth, as a rule. You can't force it and faking it's too risky too. Let's consider an hypothetical real life example here. How do you get your 14yr old kid bro to walk by faith for his divine immunity from deadly Covid19 for example, on a Sunday morning when he's still reeling from guilt, self-doubt and uneasiness from having just woken up from a wet dream? OR a family who've just argued bitterly, all the way to Church to Sunday service and everyone's seating in service glum, pissed and distractedly re-digesting the morning's unfortunate events rather than even concentrating on the worship/word of faith? Anyway, I just think wear we call believer's spiritual lives are often in more varying states of flux than we care to imagine. Another reason why folks intercede less for their spiritual leaders and one another, we all assume, /sigh/! Having peeps taking precautions might not be so bad after all. San Francisco peeps got worst hit by the Spanish Flu so bad, Christians inclusive, until Govt and everyone started obeying basic prevention and containment measures for it. True Church worship is less about the aesthetics, the externalities and the performative shows; it's connecting to the life of God with unity of heart and truth in company of others. Stay Beautiful. |
Romance / Re: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by chachanga: 5:39pm On May 31, 2020 |
khiaa: Criminal Intent? Are that deeply a sad racist? Just profiling the stability and balance of the Igbo stock as an immigrant group in the US, don't throwing that phrase "your criminal intent"at every single Nigerian sound deranged to you? Such wild generalisations and racial slurs one would expect from an insular redneck? His stories are off on so many points but you're no better. Whatever demographic you might've thought you were representing, folks here are best tuning you out! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Obasanjo, Zainab Ahmed Writes AfDB, Says U.S Has Ridiculed The Governance System by chachanga: 9:06pm On May 28, 2020 |
weblord1900: US is no saint nor are they incorruptible judges. After watching Obama try to force gay agenda etc on Africa, US is not to be seen as the voice of God. Their antics in the Middle East was not all justice-driven but inclusive of selfish interests, divide& rule tactics and hypocrisy. China and US are both strategically fighting to own the soul of Africa, the question is why must Africa be owned? Can't Africa own itself and steer its own self-determination? America that used to topple governments at will, you're all now talking about AFDB. If you're slack, they'll take your Bishop down with their Knight and a few well-placed pawns. They'll indict Adesina now and put their own stooge to secure a little more regional and continental control of you lots. Welcome to the dark side of the international diplomacy chessboard my friend and wake up African, wake up! |
Politics / Re: FG Palliatives In Kano Rotting Under Rain, Sun (Photo) by chachanga: 3:41am On May 27, 2020 |
blackboy: But Southern id1ots praise them the most, their #MumuNevaDo! |
Celebrities / Re: Sterling Bank To Work With Cynthia Morgan by chachanga: 9:13pm On May 25, 2020 |
Bilabong: She needs AI-Driven Automated Crying now in fact... Let the wailing be going steadily until everyone's turned their pockets inside out! She's worth it though... |
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Is Depressed, Here Is Her New Look by chachanga: 4:28pm On May 24, 2020 |
QueenSuccubus: She probably signed one of those terrible contracts Nigerian record labels are fond of yoking young stars with. Almost everybody preys on everybody else in Naija 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: May D: While Living With P'square, I Slept On TV Carton In Their Boys Quarters by chachanga: 4:22pm On May 24, 2020 |
fulaniHERDSman: Naija insularity makes y'all spit crap with your chests out too much... Y'all need to see the world more especially environments where industries have tight regulations. |
Celebrities / Re: Hana Kimura Dies At 22 After Facing Online Bullying by chachanga: 4:06pm On May 24, 2020 |
She forgot rule no 1 No one is your friend amongst all those fans They're all feral dogs that could turn on you any minute the steak you're sharing finishes. RIP to her. |
Politics / Re: Obasa: 64 Bank Accounts Linked To BVN Of Lagos Assembly Speaker- SaharaReporters by chachanga: 7:29pm On May 23, 2020 |
Okoroawusa: Dimwits like you are why the Yoruba race seem to sound and look backwards these days. Did you read the article at all or did your brain skim through it? because I'm beginning to think you either comprehension challenged or simply being intentionally mischievous. The man's already got allegations of misuse of official powers, diversion and misappropriation. Is he supposed to be diverting contracts to himself and executing while serving as a public servant? May being a party stooge not rob you of your destiny and the greater things of life. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: German Church Opens Doors For Muslim Worshippers During Ramadan by chachanga: 10:38am On May 23, 2020 |
Saintbusco1: Your type's a lost hypocritical apostate, a sellout crucifying Christ again with your backslidden ways. Will the Jesus who flogged Pharisees outta the temple do this? Will Apostle Paul who "rebuked" Peter to his face for his missteps do this? What about Stephen and those dead martyrs since you wanna be quoting the new testament? And what about one supportive verse to prove your claims? Here's a verse for your type: 2 Pet 2:10-22. I dare you to read it. Iamundisputed: Observe the trends online nowadays. Half of those professing to be Christians moving up and down threads speaking falsehoods from their confused derailed minds don't even know anything about basic Christianity, can't defend their views doctrinally or with historical antecedents confirmed by scripture. Such confused self-deluded fellows they are to me. because, how can you really claim to know God or believe in one day having to stand before him to account for your ways yet you so casually misrepresent Him so well to play to a gallery of fellow weak men? They shouldn't even speak. 3 Likes |
Phones / Re: Infinix S5 Pro Unboxing, First Impressions And Review + Price (photos) by chachanga: 9:58am On May 23, 2020 |
festwiz: It's bad enough Nigeria's lagging behind top global economies instead of leading innovations on the African continent, but the average Nigerians pathetic obsession with cheap China fakes is disheartening. 4 Likes |
Phones / Re: Why Olamide And Itel Mobile Are A Perfect Fit by chachanga: 9:47am On May 23, 2020 |
yusfatedeeprof: They're hiding in plain sight milking Nigeria's inability to invest in its young and ICT dry. The chinkos don't mean good for anyone on the long run, they're just using struggling African nations to thrive, selling cheap fakes for good money, buying nation's futures with bad loans, Nigeria needs to empower its own from ground up. Even if it was just ordinary phone assemblage, Nigeria should've got something in place by now. |
Family / Re: I Cause Pain To A Lot Of People by chachanga: 8:14am On May 23, 2020 |
You have the Word of God now, believe it and allow the spirit of God to minister life to you You have a whole lot of forgiving to do starting with yourself, your church members, your mistakes and your past. Let it all go first and let God piece you back together. You have a powerful story, a great testimony and the makings of an even greater witnessing experience but you're still running your own show and you can't save yourself, only Jesus can. Next thing, seek forgiveness but don't die trying to get it, what you need is peace and reconciliation not penance and self-flagellation. Take care NB This also goes to show that one needs to be very careful before jumping in to judge based reported accounts. Imagine the burden, trauma and stigma her uncle lived under for years. Imagine how everyone must've thought that "yes, he's an abuser, rapist etc" not knowing it was all lies. Some pple do really make all the sh!t they cryingly report up, may God deliver us from evil trials. |
Health / Re: Madagascar Records First Coronavirus Death by chachanga: 5:38pm On May 17, 2020 |
Classworked: Valid concerns all through but even then it'd have to be a silver bullet to do all that. We're way too early in this onslaught yet with possibilities of many waves and pocket outbreaks yet in view but for what it's worth, I pray my dear Africa keeps getting the long end of this stick. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Experts Fear Madagascar’s Organics Could Accelerate Malaria Resistance by chachanga: 4:24pm On May 17, 2020 |
Sarkin: That next Govt, you all must be on the same page to get in to office. Too many are self-deceived, if only they'd made it out of the African continent just once, they'd have gotten tired of the Nigerian paradox. |
Politics / Re: Anthony Okolie: Court Awards N10m Against DSS, Absolves Buhari’s Daughter by chachanga: 8:06pm On May 14, 2020 |
Opexzy: If they don't, his lawyer should simply sue them again or they get a bench warrant to summon one principal officer or another responsible for those activities, they'll seat up then. At least, that team that handled his unlawful arrest, harassment and detention, that team has a leader. Let the court issue a bench warrant through the Nigerian Police Force for the fellow, the office would start scrambling on how to pay. |
Family / Re: I Killed This Snake Near My Toilet At Midnight, Help Needed (Photo) by chachanga: 3:21pm On May 14, 2020 |
Ayomideayo: Only if we'll head to the "other room" after I follow you. |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Police Force Reacts To Viral Video Of Woman Assaulting A Police Officer by chachanga: 8:55pm On May 04, 2020 |
OrestesDante: Till they leave the shores of Nigeria, most of them will retain that slavish Stockholm syndrome mentality that has then making silly excuses for their slave masters and their agents. |
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