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Crime / Re: The Purple Transgender President (2024) by chachanga: 6:08pm On Sep 18, 2023
EnvyandHate:



I can't speak for Nigeria but in America the Fake News Media makes up stories using paid actors. I seriously doubt if the story even happened because right away they had video evidence the young lady was a thief but choose to wait until the story blew out of proportion before releasing it to the public. And nothing was said of the recovered stolen liquor bottles in her car. Nothing about the story follows normal police proceedings when justifying a homicide. Innocent police would have defended themselves right away before the story got twisted unless this really is just a hoax. In America the Deep State is behind Fake News and it's usually the Liberal Democrats which are primarily Blacks and Jews.



You're so right.
They've started cooking Russell Brand now to whip up the cancel culture crowd against him because his eyes opened a bit and he steadily kept asking them harsh truths about globalists agenda, big pharmaceuticals, media truth bending etc

To me, Biden's Tenure is the 3rd Term of Obama with Hilary Clinton supervising the wrecking of America from within using their various liberal Dem fronts, tools, groups and creating agendas to force their narratives.

May God keep delivering His people though.
Politics / Re: FG Raises Concern Over Ozone Layer Depletion, Warns Importers by chachanga: 7:53am On Sep 17, 2023
kenny714433:
Why is everyone laughing?

grin grin

National Ozone Layer Officer...🙄😝


Is that a character from a bad sci-fi cartoon or what? 😅
Family / Re: Prophet Oluwaseun Akinnubi Impregnates Friend’s Wife In Ondo by chachanga: 3:38pm On Sep 15, 2023
All this in the name of the good Lord...

These guys are committing atrocities in God's name.
Crime / Re: The Purple Transgender President (2024) by chachanga: 3:28pm On Sep 15, 2023
The truth is that all Africans have to take a stand against this nonsense regardless of their faith.
Yes, believers should intercede, evangelize and keep sensitizing society around them. All efforts must be directed at ejecting this foolish manifestations of demonic principalities.

EnvyandHate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDoARxBBsXg?si=atHLw1MB6vSrztvc



An unfit mother who goes shoplifting with a larceny crew whilst she is pregnant and has 3 other children in the car outside. A very tragic end to what could have been prevented. Police have a right to detain you if they suspect you have committed a crime.

But she will be made a martyr by all the media hype the liberal Democrats will whip up to sensationalize the false narrative they want to drive.
Crime / Re: Labourer Beheads Farmer In Ondo After Taking Meth by chachanga: 10:37am On Sep 15, 2023
See his face, his royal highness

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Politics / Re: Why Nigerian Engineers Kick Against Planned Electricity Tariffs Increase by chachanga: 7:40am On Sep 01, 2023
nairalanda1:
I always laugh when I see people call on the companies to reduce their prices for poor people.

Like, suppose I call on the engineers to reduce their fees so that more poor people can afford their servicies. Dem go shout 'no way' tire.


We have a running internet system, and telephony system because at the end of the day, GSM companies were allowed to set their prices. We have a bad power system, because at the end of the day, government sets their prices to low because 'the poor have to breathe'. And 40% of customers do not pay for the light they use. Yes, including meter holders who bypass the thing, and enjoy free power.

At the end if we want 24 hours power, we better pay for 24 hours power, or forget about it.

Your view is one-sided and flawed.

Even though many are bypassing, so so many more are being overbilled in cruel estimated billing tariff Regimes. It's no longer need that the DISCOs have use the populace to meet their subjectively draconian targets regardless of whether they supply the power to them or not?
How do you account for marketers serving current bbills to communities whose transformers are already known to have been for months?! How do you account for the indiscrepancies of NEPA marketing teams at the most basic local level in turning the mandate given them into personal money making ventures as they move through communities pardoning why electrical default and infraction for fees that line their own pockets? How do you account for inequality in distribution while billing remains same? Have you seen billing system applied to major areas in say Abuja versus the ghettos while comparing power availability in both areas?

You should get more data before being categorical. You have some points anyway. Not everybody are thieves. Not everybody don't want to pay for what they're using. Too many are paying through the nose for darkness. Get your facts right. Even the Govt and neighboring companies are the chief debtors yet the people are being billed blind for it.

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Properties / Re: At Least 52 Die In Johannesburg Building Fire by chachanga: 9:16am On Aug 31, 2023
Evil racist South African lowlifes must've set the fire to smoke them out.
Health / Re: Abandoned Baby: Women/Girls Why? What I Saw This Morning Going Out by chachanga: 7:50pm On Aug 29, 2023
Jeon:
So funny 😂 😂



So parents should leave the boy child in a wrong way right?




You will be among the persons, in fact you did b3 their leader in crucifying her for keeping the pregnancy and stepping in the single motherhood. She don't want to be a single mother, so allow her to be.

Modified
Those quoting me will be among the Men shaming her for keeping the baby, and it will decrease her value in dating,attracts predators to her [dump and use ] because single mother can welcome anything out of desperation.


I said what I said, dont waste your time to quote me because I won't reply to silly mentions.

Your replying or not replying won't change the fact that your submissions lack both conscience and common sense?

What sort of stigmatization will make you take a human life especially one that you're so intimately acquainted with it's making? Only animals think like that.
Music/Radio / Re: FM Radio Presenters In Nigeria In the 1980s, '90s And Early 2000s by chachanga: 8:45pm On Aug 22, 2023
Nice round up but let me remind you of Felix Femi Fashina among the OGBC Greats.

He was quite good too.

Well done

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Properties / Re: Qatar Begins Construction Of 500,000 Housing Units For Less Privileged In Kaduna by chachanga: 8:03pm On Aug 18, 2023
ManirBK:
World cup money

A very big thank you to the Qarari government America and the western world na only mouth action you dey disburse

Mouth, sanction, gay agenda and resources theft.
Culture / Re: Let Have Some Fun Mention One "Pidgin Proverbs" You Know? by chachanga: 3:20pm On Jun 22, 2023
Dem no dey beg persin make her no swallow coconut whole, na wen time to shiit am comot Dem go ask am how far.

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Family / Re: Why Do Married Men Suddenly Lose Interest In Their Wives and try to avoid her? by chachanga: 2:11am On Jun 15, 2023
EriMma1:


This their case and most of the ones I've seen is not money. The men have clearly lost interest.
You'll see them sitting with other people outside gisting and laughing while their wives will be alone sitting all by herself. So sad.

You might be thinking it's not just money but you were not there with them from the beginning and you probably also can't give a blow-by-blow account of their daily living and relationship dynamics for the past decade.

They may no longer have money issues but do considered the dampening effect of factors like unresolved conflicts, frequency of those conflicts, the man's assessment of and conclusions on the woman based on those conflicts over the years especially in Nigeria where major causes of marital conflicts trend around money, the lack of it, the things money can buy, 3rd party involvements etc.

I wish them the best though but sometimes the way people treat themselves before their socalled breakthrough tends to affect how they see and treat themselves after they must have made it.

Ciao.

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Politics / Re: Speaker Abbas's Two Wives Jostle For Recognition During Swearing-In Ceremony by chachanga: 1:59am On Jun 15, 2023
KingKO22:
They are devil I they cannot control their grudges on live program then I wonder how they would embarrass themselves at home

Both of them will start calming down and ganging up when he starts bringing in wife number 3, 4 & 5 to send them into relegation. 😆
Travel / Re: Dozens Killed As Migrant Boat Capsizes Off Greece by chachanga: 1:55am On Jun 15, 2023
inoki247:
Eh eh na Capsizing week Nigeria just lost 103 also...



Why're people failing to put on Life Jacket dem get two life or what....

Increases their body weight, the overall weight of all passengers and consequently limits the total number of clients the boat can carry. And that's a no-good outcome for human traffickers to consider. They wanna ship as many as possible whether safely or not because real people pay T/Fare, life jackets don't.

Besides that, these gringos aren't big on safety compliance. They might have probably made enough of the passengers to even cover the loss of the boat itself.
Programming / Re: I Need Recommendation For Good Laptop by chachanga: 7:30pm On Jun 08, 2023
Emperor5:

Thanks for the enlightment.
Pls, among all you mentioned what generation is the Best.

10th generation and above
Politics / Re: Subsidy Removal: Fuel Pump Price Rises To 800 CFA In Benin Republic – KPMG’ by chachanga: 1:09pm On Jun 08, 2023
Those same countries whose citizens arrogantly wag tongues at Nigeria even though we are subsidizing their very existence; their eyes have opened now!

Let them cry rivers and bow to the Giant of Africa.

Gajagojo:


Our problem is we are always emotional
They are not leeches so stop the childish outbursts. There is criminal activity moving in both directions highlighting the fact that the nation's and their boundaries are artificial

None of the So called smuggling will happen without active participation and collaboration of Nigerians . Nigerians are not saints we perpetrate a lot of crime in other countries too.
The solution is what we should focus on not name calling. We created the problem unnecessarily. There should never have been any subsidy ever. We would have got used to it by now

Let us fix our problems by accepting responsibility for our failings without blaming others.
They're leeches. Most of these countries' governments are aware but look the other way to meet their local consumption demands despite the damage it does to the Nigeria economy.

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Politics / Re: Adamawa Assembly Approves Gov Fintiri's Request To Appoint 50 Special Advisers by chachanga: 6:28pm On Jun 06, 2023
Prudency045:
President wan appoint 20 but governor wan appoint 50.

No be juju be dat.

If we can remove subsidy, what happens to reducing the cost of governance?


That's the new subsidy right there.

He's already subsidizing the crashed inflation-cursed naija economy situation for his family and cronies. 😀

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Business / Re: Tingo Group (Dozy Mmobuosi) Is A Fraudulent Enterprise by chachanga: 6:25pm On Jun 06, 2023
Bigbright7:
I laugh at people trying to criticize others for sharp practices. Take it or leave it, fraud is now a norm in Nigeria, even our president has a record of fraud and drugs to he Curriculum. Just like the old pigin saying “ na who dey catch be thief”. As bad as it is, it’s the truth and we must accept it.

Tingo bro🥱👍

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Travel / Re: Wasted: How Billions Spent On ‘Nigeria Air’ Went Down The Drain by chachanga: 4:16pm On Jun 03, 2023
mcgaius:
Majority of the people on this platform were saying its obedient and upon news when hundeying busted the air Nigeria cover.People think everything is politics and tribalism. A time shall come when politicians will see nothing else to steal and by that time,both Yoruba igbo and hausa helpless individuals on this platform will wake up from their slumber.
If they are not dead by then. Anyone who won't die of stoopidity whould've woken up to the real reality of things by now but this naija dumbos have their stoopidity firmly tacked into their brains with hard nails.
Politics / Re: Fuel Price Surge Sparks Public Outcry: Tinubu Vows To Tackle Crisis Head-on by chachanga: 11:54am On Jun 03, 2023
DucksWorth:
There's no single traffic in Lagos. I'm shocked infact more shocked than Buhari.

I see Tinubu shifting grounds, I see fuel going back to it's former price.

This I have seen.

FalseProphet1 with false account


Wehdone.


SamuelLoch:


You don create new moniker.
Abi you dey copy DucksWorth declaration grin



Di werey dey disguise.😆
Religion / Re: Kilifi cult: Kenya Police exhume 26 more bodies (Disturbing Photos) by chachanga: 12:02pm On Apr 24, 2023
Anything involving Africans has the propensity for being touched by extremist madness.

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Politics / Re: Retired Cop Chased Out Of Office By Police Officers by chachanga: 8:29am On Mar 19, 2023
airminem:
Indispline policemen.

In the Military, we hold our veterans with highest esteem and respect, dead or alive with all due respect professionally.

God bless the Nigerian Military

And that's why Nigeria is screwed up because you're all furked-in-the-head hypocrites, eye-service mugus and sycophants.
While you're busy shouting "Oga-I'm-loyal", "All-Correct-Sir" to your idio.t bosses sending you on illegal duties, didn't your brain remind you that your Conditions of Service and Oath of Allegiance renders you first loyal to the Constitution before your subservience to your superiors? Didn't your Appointment Letter state such?

Are you not on the job to obey "lawful commands" but you constitute yourself into criminals, junior mugus and useful-id1ots to evil men who keep eating your allowances, Arrears, promotions and benefits while you cry up-and-down like b1tches. You're phools.

Come outside the country and see how the job is done. You're all there just suffering your hopeless tadpole-in-a-fishtank existence while betraying your country and civilian compatriots in the evil errands you run for your corrupt service chiefs, IG and CG's.

You think you joined the military to become hopeless in life and that is what you're getting.
Where is your pension? How good is your NHIS? What hope does your wife have if you get cut down in action tomorrow? Nothing but you carry empty head to be forming "Gallant". When last were you given uniforms, kits, sponsored training etc? Come outside your country and see how the military family runs and see if you won't go back to Nigeria and hang yourself or go join sensible people to help deliver Nigeria's highly suppressed military and paramilitary forces rights.

You think everything is Mutiny. And that is your major undoing!! You don't know your rights. They shout "Court-Martial, Mutiny, Servicom, Disciplinary Committee" and you shake like id1ots. And even your ex-Service Men Associations have been rendered as beggars and they can't fight for Sector Reforms for you. Hence, you put on fake bravado and try to dignify the bullsh1t most of you are going through, you try to normalize it but it ain't gelling bro. You got good men but Nigeria military and Paramilitary services need serious Reforms.
Romance / Re: Please Help I Want To Travel To America by chachanga: 7:21am On Nov 25, 2022
High unemployment rate
Low options for immigrants
High drugs, crime and gangster culture
Almost zero to impossible possibility of you getting decent white collar job placement except as expat

Don't go there.

Don't go and let harvest your kidneys for free.

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Romance / Re: My Wife Is Flirting With Childhood Friend Online by chachanga: 7:12am On Nov 25, 2022
Quarrel openly...

Get family, Church etc involved...

Make sure you have witnesses.

Don't accept her apologies privately. Cheating spouses and manipulative partners are most happy when they're able to take you through cycles of "private-hurt/private-apology" when caught because it hides their guilt, shame and lays foundation for them to continue. It makes them believe they can easily manage or handle you. You don't want to be handled by a manipulative narcissistic cheat.

Get marital counseling where necessary.... You'll be shocked what you'll hear. But committing to the process will yield great results for you.

Do what you can to re-spice your marriage after all your making up. Re-ignite your love, up your dicck game.

It's 2 and half decades of beautiful memories you've made together... Don't let teenagers here tell you to throw her away.

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Romance / Re: What You Need To Know About Females With Male Besties by chachanga: 9:41pm On Nov 21, 2022
Even some so-called gay dudes have dogged their cis female besties here

If that could happen, I wouldn't put past 2 full blooded heterosexuals to start together for long without bonding, emotional chemistry and the urge to link genitals.

Most continental Africans aren't really too mature for that kinda stuff. They seem hardwired to see stuff too much in either black or white!
Family / Re: How Do I Forgive Him? by chachanga: 7:41am On Oct 25, 2022
sholay2011:

God bless you.

I wonder if some of those commenting here are actually married in real life. If OP can pack out because of such, she needs to really work on herself, and that is not to excuse what her husband did. I wonder what would happen when her husband does something 'worse' in the future? In marriage, we forgive and forbear. We would offend each other. We would see the best and worst sides of each other, and that's okay. We discuss issues as two adults, and not act like kids. The husband no try at all for not contacting her for 2 months (except there is something OP is not telling us).

Nonetheless, anyone that struggles with forgiveness (no matter how right they are) is setting him or herself up for failure in marriage. OP appears to not be emotionally-balanced and needs to go for marital counselling ASAP, first, alone, then, with her husband.

They must certainly are not. And they're relationships can't be too much to write home about either.
The toxic infantile responses that present everything in only black and white should tell you they're still youths on cruise and bants levels enjoying needless their usual needless Gbas Gbos as they term it.

oracle009:
I noticed that page 1-2on nairaland doesn't always contain sensible responses. grin cheesy Madam, na woman you be. Continu! Congratulations to that young man, he just dodged a bullet. He should count his "fuckup", forgive himself and look for better wife grin
The no-life low-life FTC seekers, space bookers and land grabbers dominating that side usually are the same idle set of lazy uncerebral Nigerian youths who live in Nairaland.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Accommodating Flood Victims From Kogi State In 2012 (Throwback Video)) by chachanga: 6:03am On Oct 21, 2022
Tinubuwins2023e:
This useless bastard thinks he can cajole us with this eye service nonsense. I have always known this Peter Obituary doesn't have any sense on that is empty skull.
He can only lamba his fellow Zombies and not people like us.
A terrorist supervisor
A thief
A liar
An animal with no sense
This stupid idiot thinks he can rule us. Never
He can only rule Biafra land. Spit

Update

For everyone that wish me death... I laugh at all your stupidity grin grin

One by one your Obituaries will be pasted by your families. I'm saying this from the bottom of my heart.
May my ancestors let this be
This much bitterness over what?
Those wishing you death may be wasting their time...
The bigger issue is you bring useful to yourself with this type of attitude.

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Health / Re: Young Man Commits Suicide In Bayelsa Over 'Hunger And Rejection From His Family' by chachanga: 4:59am On Oct 18, 2022
Conner44:
Hmm so sad cry

Have you all noticed that ever since APC and their ‘darling daddy’ buhari stepped into aso rock there has been untold hunger, gnashing of teeth, indiscriminate murders and suicides going around the country at an aggressive pace?

Who here is ready to vote APC back into power? Raise your hands so that the almighty thunder that has been doing press ups will not miss its strike angry

Urchins
Darling Daddy who? cry
Pls don't remind the world of those suicidal ars.s lickers anymore... Especially that Manna vulture meat grilling barsstard

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 50 Dead In Anti-Hijab Protests In Iran by chachanga: 10:37pm On Sep 24, 2022
derecho:
Islam
Killing for the flimsiest reason.
Next they'd come with ”Islam respects women" nonsense

Islam is A religion of Piss pls cool

GreyLaw:


Because some of them are ignorant, stupid and hateful at the same time.

Only hateful phools afflicted with many cognitive dissonances possess psychologies that resonate cordially with Islam because of its glaring self-contradictions, the rest are just brainwashed idi.ots who refuse to reason logically.

As much as the practiitioners of popular Christianity in modern times have bedeviled it with their moral and ideological inconsistencies, some efforts at internal self correction can be observed.

Many call out erring clerics. Deep divisions can be seen. Democratization is challenging imposed age-old imposed dogmatic constructs. Islamists dare not do that at the risk of sanctions, threats and death.

But they bleat "Islam is a religion of Piss" at every opportunity they get like gullible donkeys. Where is the peace? Was Mohammed a peaceful man??

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