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Crime / Re: China Executes Ex-banker In Bribes, Bigamy Case by chachanga: 8:55pm On Jan 29, 2021 |
This Chinese guy Lai Xiaomin gets to die for living a lie meanwhile the Nigerian Govt pays its own Lai for lying daily to its people, dullhead thieving govt. |
Crime / Re: 6 Fulani Men In Plateau Ambush Two Youths, One Hacked To Death by chachanga: 8:07pm On Jan 29, 2021 |
GODBLESSBUHARI: What goes round comes around. May such dividends of failed securitization will soon reach you as a loyal supporter too. Insha Allahu. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: António Guterres Worried By Unchecked Powers Of Twitter, Facebook, Others by chachanga: 10:04am On Jan 29, 2021 |
philpwresh: Terrible people, the whole leftist global media enterprise. They're so good at playing White Knight with their black hearts. Whichever way the axe falls now, it's gonna be at a massive cost to the masses of the world. Mostly, it might end UN and its cronies gain more State power over free speech while countries like China, North Korea etc are busy giving us the middle finger and the gullible masses too are brainwashed to help bring down pro-privacy based projects like Telegram etc. The way-forward now will be open-source and blockchain based messaging and social media projects. Those will be a bit harder for Govt to police. But, the fact is that Jack, Mark and the other nerdy knuckleheads haven't done well for free speech in the big scheme eventually. MacMkboy:That Mark's a pervy egotist. And it's written all over his apps and corporate culture. To me, the entire company should be taken apart with Mark as far away from its daily runnings and its policy formulation as possible. But how possible will that be with his close ties to the American Intelligence Community? The US cries foul at every turn and everyone for attempting to replicate the ills they're best at perpetrating. With the way Facebook and Whatsapp are going, won't they become instruments of international and corporate espionage very soon? sammysmiles:They have an agenda. The average person on the street works in the favor being largely ignorant of how things work behind the scenes. |
Politics / Re: Criminal Herdsmen: Ooni Sends Warning To Sunday Ighoho by chachanga: 9:26am On Jan 29, 2021 |
Sammy07: Most are comprehension deficient, some are illiterates with their rubber band itel phones, the rest are just practicing at being stoopid. 1 Like 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Air Force Officers Stabbed Me In Kaduna - Ex Corper (Disturbing Photos) by chachanga: 1:45pm On Jan 28, 2021 |
LeeSantos: You said all the above just to justify the need for the average Nigerian to be treated with scorn and unwarranted brutality by the same soldiers their taxes fund. That is some chronic level of slave mentality thinking right there. Ask yourself why you think Nigerian masses shouldn't deserve better. You're all so used to being crapped on at home but when you're let out of your cages at home and you get to say SA, Ghana etc, you suddenly wanna be treated right but what do you encourage back at home? We don't see soldiers wandering out and about in our neighborhoods in Canada here anyhow. Why are Nigerian soldiers always roaming around civilian environments and reacting aggressively to them? Aren't they supposed to move around on Entry/Exit Passes or something? All these your agberos and uniformed killers you're making excuses for and the old retired foolish soldiers you all voted to rule you is partly why you're all crying about Nigeria failing and you're still not getting it, pity. You deserve better, Nigerian youths better wake up and demand more! |
Education / Re: What Took You To The Principal's Office In Your Secondary School Days? by chachanga: 9:47am On Jan 28, 2021 |
Dagger111: Hahahahahaha, they skinned your asses. Escaped that in Js3 back in Nig. It was a couple of Playboy Mags. My and my G's had our code back then. If you get caught, don't mention my name; no snitches, strictly OG's! Last time I got to Principal's office was Pry School if you could call it that for busting one boy's head. We were to fight and his neighborhood kids wanted to join in and gang up on me and make it a beatdown So i simply switched up, grabbed my lunch bag with the metal spoon still in it, and started whacking them with it. He got hit on the head, bled like a weak goat but I got rushed to the HM's office, they rang the emergency bell, mans got canes and whacked me till his old shoulders tired. Of course, I shouted and thrashed around like I was sorry, the real deal was that I was trying to wriggle out of them getting me to bring my folks over because Pops and mom would've killed me worse than anything the school could've done to me. I was to bring them but I never did, just made a deal with my older siblings, worse crooks than i was then, absconded from thursday over the weekend. By Monday some other unfortunate dudes had committed enough ruckus for the HM to forget about me. Interestingly enough, I never made it to the Principal's office for any bad thing i did in sec. schl because I'd learnt to pick my goons well and code my moves even better. The only side they all ever saw was JETS flyboy, the Press Club Editor, School Prefect side of me. Truthfully enough though, I cooled off in SS2. Just outgrew some shytes and moved on. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: How Do I Report Someone Who Has Been Into Cybercrime by chachanga: 9:58am On Jan 25, 2021 |
Kriss216: Are you normally this dumb or just practicing? So, he should wait till the YahooPlus guy uses one of his other neighbors' kids or maybe somehow manages to get hold of one of their wives' undies for the money jazz before they wake up and take community action, no wonder the whole country went to shits around your heads? You Naija lots are furking id10ts and cowards, all talk no balls when it actually matters. Of course snitches get stitches and reporting the bastard would probably get him killed when the Police turns around to tell the suspect that it was his neighbor who actually reported him. And the rent increment obviously stupidly raised, based on the ostentatious lifestyle of the G-guy, by the landlord with no concern for the other tenants? Will you pay for him?! Y'all seeing his concerns as envy as a whole new level of dumbness. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen In Ogun Attack A Woman, Remove Her Finger, Shatter Her Jaw (Pix) by chachanga: 1:37pm On Jan 24, 2021 |
GOVERNMENT2: What does that son of a slave know except to lick the boots of his slave masters and wallow in their poo. |
Crime / Re: 20-Year-Old Man Kidnaps Father, Collects N2m Ransom From Family Members (Pix) by chachanga: 9:56am On Jan 21, 2021 |
Kamdil: heartless bloody things yet isn't it surprising that Naija Presidency is always backing their even every move? such a Nana national embarrassment and an even bigger intentional scandal. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Ultimatum To Herders: SANs Back Akeredolu, Insist Action Not Unconstitutional by chachanga: 9:46am On Jan 21, 2021 |
booharry and his unfortunate gang of id1ots and dirty BMCs have met their match on this one. same thing the stupid old phool did trying to block the Amotekun from becoming a reality back then, stupidos. BlackfireX: see hunger-sapped brain misfiring President should remove him? how's that hindsigh supposed to work out? seems your 30k bmc stipend's run out already 5 Likes |
Family / Re: How Do You Feel When Your Wife Suddenly Starts Looking Older Than You? by chachanga: 9:42am On Jan 21, 2021 |
Drella: probably disguising then to trap some unfortunate kpekus on NL |
Crime / Re: Lagos Police Parade 237 Clubgoers Arrested For Violating COVID-19 Protocols by chachanga: 10:10am On Jan 10, 2021 |
Angelfrost: Nigerian policy makers are one laughable lot never failing to embarrass with the types of directives they specify for enforcement. I was being told of the near-absolute lack of compliance yet low incidence rates in Nigeria, well I hope y'alls lucks don't run out anytime soon. And same goes for the Govt. and Health Departments emphasizing Clubs, Churches etc more dangerous for infections possibility than markets, offices, banks etc. |
Politics / Re: Re-appointment And Next Level Consolidation At Nscdc ( Renewal Not Extension) by chachanga: 10:22pm On Jan 08, 2021 |
pearlyboo: If AlexReports wasn't more of a sleazy piece of sh!t than 10 Abdulrahman Gana's put together, why would he go ahead with campaigning for that wicked sod of a Nigerian garbage that the Civil Defenders got stuck with. Right from inception the man was an embodiment of every worst act of corruption and malfeasance against the Corps and the men under him. You would think someone put him there with a direct mandate for him to wreck the place and just needlessly punish the personnel who'd always been writing petitions up and down but the odds had always been against them. For one, men and officers are not allowed to protest because they're bound by a wrongly applied NDA clause which stages them for mutiny if they try such. Two, quite a few of the offices through and to which such petitions would travel are often places that the CG frequents to ply them with funds looted from staff welfare so that they can look the other way. Hence, they myriad petitions against him always get quashed. But even as he lacked the vision, innovation and charisma of the former CG, he could still have settled down to running that former man's blueprints and winning template. Instead, he busied with all manner of misdemeanors. It was like everything was running aground under him. Servicing a couple of jobs with them before exiting Nig. and getting paid was crazy. Everything was just turbulent and crooked and sick. Needing to frequent their Abuja Airport Rd National Academy, I was surprised to see the weight of personal bitterness, unfulfillment, uncertainty, confusion and corporate despair the personnel labored under to discharge their duties. And following Nig. news, I'm still surprised in fact, not to hear of Defenders committing more atrocities than the Police. That seems really commendable considering the fact that their management starting from the CG, his DCG's and ACG's are brainless, greedy old men who were only always busy looting and spending more time trying to perpetuate themselves in power. Painment and complaints no dey finish for that their office. If not missing arrears, it would be promotions rightly earned but delayed, denied or reassigned. They said they were doing Replacement Exercise. Can you imagine they offered slot to coz for a neat N1.2m? Our boy opted to add the money up to his Monash Uni. MSC bid and jeje exit Naija. I believe it was decision he ever made because we later heard from contacts back home that many who actually did pay still never got slots or appointment letters. I saw a lot of bullshit out there because some of the staff who assisted in our tasks did show me enough internal memos, documents and gist being circulated amongst them on their unofficial chat apps as staff often do despite being severally warned officially to desist from doing such. This was LIVE and it read like scandal after scandal but who do you think listens to the poor masses in Naija? Do they really have a voice? What about that useless man's several invitations to the ICPC or the short-payment of the promoted personnel's 2014 Promotion Arrears? At least we were still servicing their Sauka Academy campus when that issue was still hot then. Level 7 Inspectors crossing to Level 8, the one-star level, were expecting nothing less than a million. The new Buhari Administration gave directives that all arrears being owed should be disbursed directly into all expecting officers accounts. NSCDC Accounts & Finance delayed, submitted falsified /loaded Payroll Information to extract more funds to fictitious accounts, that failed with the Kemi Adeosun led Min. of Finance eagle-eyes Audit functions, next thing was to lobby severally through the then Interior Minister Abdulrahaman Danbazau till NSCDC management secured the funds to disburse at its won discretion upon which the poor personnel's got peanuts, the money was butchered severally. I'm sure if I start calling those guys now they'd still have more to say because that their CG guy, to me, is so notoriously evil that he's like a leopard that can never change its spot, a stark raving mad kleptomaniac, a thief and a skunk, like hell, they're still owing me. I forfeited the funds, stupid id1ots. Nigeria needs to borrow a few lessons from the demands of the #EndSARS Protests and stop putting frustrated armed men on the streets as military personnel. And one key way to do that is to ensure that they're not being made victims of the terrible workplace systems and evil bosses. When the chips are down, these frustrated officers would most likely take it out on innocent civilians, se fini. And AlexReports doing the devil's work for this CG, he's just a sign of everything wrong with Nigeria now.There's always gonna be that one guy ready to sell out the interests of the entire country or his village for a few personal crumbs, phucking judases! |
Education / Re: Uniben Release Tough Academy Program As School Resume 30th Of January. by chachanga: 11:24am On Jan 05, 2021 |
SirWarlock: Irijosa777: https://thenationonlineng.net/fayemi-seeks-problem-solving-curriculum-for-varsities/ I think some other minds are seeing the further damage this generation of rulers are doing to the education sector by underrating it and misdirecting emphasis from it. The approaches need to be re-envisioned with a view to actually not only seeding young minds with ideas but also training them to independently see, query, think, research and invent. It's so sad that the average Nigerian student would've so so much to grapple with now from his environmental socioeconomics alone minus the dinghy dirt-poor study and living conditions often the norm in public institutions. Education needs to be subsidized on all fronts. Curriculums need to be redesigned to get scholars invested in the thrill of actually doing something new and their potentials for being solution-providers to contemporary problems and pioneers to solving tomorrows challenges today. I don't know how deep the education rabbit-hole goes in Nig. today but I do know a whole lotta lip-service is being paid to education issues by the government. By now, higher numbers of MSC applicants here shouldn't have had to be put through the stressful indignity of IELTS and co. if the Govt, NUC etc had put some more muscle into the quality of degrees being awarded and took broad policy stands to place quality assurances on its products at its bilateral relations forums with other nations, but no, they're always missing in action when it comes to that. Meanwhile the British Education Council etc are in Nigeria raking in billions annually from Nigeria's intending international students while posturing as superheroes for putting in a few millions in here and there, it's ridiculous. If only those in authority would pay a little more attention for its growing generation, educational tourism could be a viable source of forex. It's no joke that folks leave Nig., come over here and seem to become so empowered at being the best versions of themselves within a short while, it's no surprise really because the enabling environment's been provided even for you to turn your life around, get into another career line at midlife etc if you have the drive and aptitude for it. I only pray some Govt would come along and do that for Nigeria because so much of Nigeria's future would depend on it in the coming decades. You don't wanna import rice but almost 95% of your innovation is imported, then electronics etc, saving cents to lose dollars, haha, the irony. |
Education / Re: Uniben Release Tough Academy Program As School Resume 30th Of January. by chachanga: 11:07pm On Jan 04, 2021 |
Nice that schools are opening up again but is overloading the session really gonna be helpful on the long run...? This seems more possible where the emphasis is dumping info on students to "cram" and regurgitate for the sole purpose of passing exams and gathering shitty certs rather than actual capacity building geared at facilitating intellectual development and equipping students for problem solving in real world, industry and business place scenarios. But who cares....chop, chop work to be done....run along then dears, have at it then |
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Demolishes Asher Hotel In Kaduna Over Proposed Sex Party by chachanga: 8:52am On Jan 01, 2021 |
amc: In less than 2hrs, I can finish such a poster design, only better and more graphical, then get over 5000 people to see it across Telegram, FB, IG, Twitter with your house-address as secret location for a proposed adult all-night costume sexxx-party; would that make you guilty? Whatever happened to allowing the Police conclude investigations first? You mean you allow your State Governors have such life-and-death powers over your lives and you think politicians wouldn't later abuse such godlike powers? This is 2021. Y'all need to start demanding more from yourselves, your government and your public institutions to make Nigeria more livable for y'all. Be human, be sane, be a true Nigerian first before being a fan, a loyalist , a groupie or party man. Enjoy your new year. 1 Like |
Sports / Re: MRI Disqualifies 40 Golden Eaglets Three Weeks To U17 AFCON Qualifiers by chachanga: 8:04am On Dec 19, 2020 |
This is a good example of how technological can be deployed so well it raises performance bars and becomes a deterrent to deviance. Dear Nigerians, evolve same for every facet of the Nigerian life, entrench them via constitutionally sacrosanct laws and see national transformations accelerate in a few years. |
Religion / Re: Paul Enenche Commissions Police Station, Hospital In Benue by chachanga: 7:46am On Dec 19, 2020 |
iamJ: You wear your frustration, poverty and ineptitude with much pomp and pride. What a garish spectacle you are. 1 Like |
Programming / Re: Gmail, Youtube, Google Docs And Other Services Go Down Simultaneously by chachanga: 3:07pm On Dec 14, 2020 |
dalass: Ahh, not funny o at all. Thing waited for me to get through with one super-long email i was to send like that then #Error502 popped up. 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Ijeoma Oluo's "So You Want To Talk About Race" Is New York Number 1 Bestseller by chachanga: 2:13pm On Dec 14, 2020 |
Travel / Re: A Question For Nigerians Living In Diaspora by chachanga: 10:28am On Dec 14, 2020 |
Prince Edward Island Canada, largely white, strongly Christian Baptist but with tenacious appreciation of diversity and an awakening fascination with multiculturalism, it's been sublime wearing off almost to the boringly plaid. Everyone largely buggers off minding their business till you tick them off and still get lightly brushed off. Racism if at all, gets nervously passed across in well-couched in awkward humor or deference. Being largely surrounded by water, relaxation by way of tourism revolves around more waterside attractions for me though its friggin' cold here, single digit heading to zero for a bit now infact. You get peeps here who largely don't know and couldn't give a flippin crap where you're from until you start chilling together and you tell them experiences and realities from here and they start acting like you're from a real-life wakanda or something. And that's a real blessing considering that the stench of Nigeria's shitty rep hasn't preceded one here as with other places. And thank God say boys neva reach here to begin dey show dem pepper and you'd hardly hear say anyone be yahoo-yahoo victim. I do thanksgiving for that everyday that I'm not getting heavily stereotyped and hanged socially for some other id1ots crimes. Covid-19 Work-From-Home adjustments have introduced some interestingly new dynamics into life here in one being more house-bound than before. One other interesting thing's all the Band-8 IELTS wahala left me with a somewhat anticlimatic aftertaste because I've only been using structured English at work, social interactions have been quite normal with commonplace lingo that shouldn't have given any intending immigrant any bothers in wondering whether they'd fit in well or not. If you won't mind the cold but are seriously passionate about better choices and options for your future, come over. Another thing I've noticed that's ticked me off about some fellow Africans here is the alice n wonderland mentality they carry which makes them erroneously assume that here is already so ok that the next best thing we should henceforth engage ourselves with is settle somewhere on the rat-race ladder, start earning, earning, buying stuff to fit in and repeat that cycle endlessly enough to go back to Naija and build a couple of houses and be landlord, pftt. I see myself making valuable contributions to their way of life especially starting from the presently badly hit tourism industry where I function here in the nearest future. Africa currently holds the keys to their lack of mysteries and that is a big market waiting to be tapped into. By and large, life here's a hundred times better than staying back in Nigeria practically battling against Govt's negative policies heating up everywhere socioeconomically and diminishing your best entrepreneurial efforts while paid lackeys like that Lai Mohammed still has the effrontery to spin lies to the contrary. 15 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Nurse Found Dead After Marathon Sex With Lover In Lagos by chachanga: 2:02am On Dec 07, 2020 |
Nurses always thinking they can get away with sh!t cos they in medical line |
Politics / Re: We Can No Longer Deliver On Our Promises - Osinbajo by chachanga: 2:00am On Dec 07, 2020 |
Stoopid people Jumped into governance teeth-first with propaganda and a million brainless zombie mofos... 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Chinese Court Finds Gionee Guilty Of Planting Malware On More Than 20 Million Un by chachanga: 1:56am On Dec 07, 2020 |
Most people don't know how unscrupulous the Chinese can get with basic freedoms and rights. Breach your privacy, your money goes too with it Yet insular Nigerians are quick to blame the US for slamming Huawei. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Space Agency Are Employing Religionists ! Senator Boroffice Cries Out by chachanga: 1:47am On Dec 07, 2020 |
Arabic Engineering lol North things. Na you Southerners sabi book na, all they need to make Director,DG, Perm Sec, Minister etc's to file in one or two totally unrelated certificates of useless courses. Even Bubu na NEPA-bill certificate e get, and y'all justified him, madt generation Rugaria: Best step lightly If you call this out right now, your greatest critics will be your fellow Southerners all blind but forming I-Too-Know and arguing sh!t they can't comprehend, dunno why they're cursed like that. Nepotism and Quota system privileges ensures the nominal in the northern get better chances at leadership than the best and brightest of the South. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: “I Hated My Body When My Br3asts Were Bigger Than My Ass” ― Actress, Charity Nna by chachanga: 1:16am On Dec 07, 2020 |
And this is considered news worthy in Nigeria now with all the poverty there Somebody somewhere must be going bonkers posting this kinda crap 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: "She Deserves A Medal!" Meet The Fine Girl Who Wash People's Toilet For A Living by chachanga: 1:14am On Dec 07, 2020 |
Dignity in labour |
Politics / Re: EndSARS: IGP Orders Investigations Into Suit Challenging Judicial Panels by chachanga: 11:37pm On Dec 03, 2020 |
4four: It's the bloody phools and useful-id1ots defending them that should know how meaninglessly cheap their lives have become with their blind support of an inept, corrupt and absentee govt as being the best for Nigeria right now. |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Gives Reason For Killing Farmers In Zabarmari, Issues New Warning by chachanga: 4:26am On Dec 02, 2020 |
uptimum123:Stfu terrorist
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Politics / Re: Solar Hybrid Mini-Grid: REA Electrifies Ogun State Community After 200 Years by chachanga: 3:34pm On Nov 30, 2020 |
obama30: They know what they're doing. It will soon go moribund. And they will re-award another four or five contracts for its repairs, upgrades etc. Biodun556: Give it a rest. How you see governance says a lot about whether you know your rights or not. Even as a pilot test, it is doomed to fail otherwise the grid should've been limited to not more than the 20-25 houses it can optimally serve. Max, let's say 50 because such a community is not expected to have a plethora of electrical gadgets and advanced user consumption rates. But still, why provide something that'll serve that little and yoke it to so many? because it's a win: win for the state govt, the contractors, the REA agency and their other cronies come repairs, overhaul and upgrade time. Earthstorms: Leave these naive kindergartens hailing nonsense here, they can't see past their noses and slave-mentality. Rolling out the drums to thank FG for this crap! 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Fun Things To Do In Abuja | Kayaking At The National Stadium, Abuja by chachanga: 4:30pm On Nov 25, 2020 |
Teewhy2: Funny question... Soil type maybe |
Foreign Affairs / Re: 2 Mozambique Police Trainers Impregnate 15 Female Police Trainees by chachanga: 4:24pm On Nov 25, 2020 |
"The training was holistic, a full body experience, leading to valuable deposits of wisdom and other useful essentials." While all the bullshit was going on, if it was Nigeria, na so paid useful-idiots go dey eulogize the institutionalized nonsense meanwhile average Nigerians no go know say all na cruise. Africans will deliver themselves from their bad leaders and rubbish systems when they're fully ready someday soon. |
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