₦airaland Forum

This is a mini heaven.

bamosagie:
Yorubas can fight with mouth, I hail una o! if militants enter Lagos, OPC go relocate go Ibadan dey shout and win d fight from there.

You wey dey fight with your big head,tell your militant brothers say as dem dey enter Lagos make dem carry their coffin join body too.

The fear of APC is d beginning of wisdom..Jonathan knows he's on his way out,so let him enjoy his final moments.

He don even collect MFR..him too na thief joor.

Fan on the wall!!..are you sure this is truly a nigerian prison.

GEJ..The worst president ever in the history of this country.

my score for Jonathan's administration is 5%..And by all standard i think that is far below average..Obj was only charitable with the truth.

Great mind,Youthful look...attributes of a great leader..#teamGMB

Muyogoa:
u mean u wld carry out Iq test? No! U wldn't want that OAU graduate to fail. Why? You want people to know whom are working in ur company so they can patronise you. Eg it is sweater to say during a public declaration that 'the financial secretary of My company is a graduate of OAU' than to say otherwise. I guess.

U're a funny dude. So you mean u would prefer a dumb OAU graduate over any of your so called less prestigious university smart graduate...I pray u will become an employer one day,that's when you'll know that there are several other factors put into consideration during employment which are far greater than the employee's alma mater.

kettykin:
A note to Niger Deltans and other Nigerians , the igbos who made the List have no links whatsoever with Niger Delta Oil unlike some of the other Nigerian billionaires who were allocated Niger Delta oil wells by the Northern Military heads of state .

These Include Mike Adenuga, TY Danjuma, Folorunsho Alakija,Femi otedola,mohammed Indimi, Tunde Folawiyo etc these have feasted and still feast on Niger Delta heritage
see the full list below
http://www.forbes.com/africa-billionaires/list/#tab:overall

...Bigot

Djdola...Insha Allah,It shall be well with you.

Why we invaded the national assembly and fired tear gas at the speaker was because we were acting on the orders of president goodluck jonathan..simple..you dont need to tell us all these epistles.

Muyogoa:
okay u mean it? Let me ask u a question. You are the owner of a big company and 5 person came to u for job. One is from OAU and the others are from OOU,LASU,KWASU and EBSU which one would u choose? Let say u are a graduate of UNILAG and u need just one person.

...I carry out an IQ test on them,then I will pick the smartest.

gunuvi:
Tambuthief should go and die

..vindicate yourself by telling me what he has stolen incase you fail to do this i will just regard you as one of those pdp's e-thugs.

This is absolutely nonsense...The management want to Withdraw their certificates because of their involvement in an industrial action!!!..Infact, the issue was dead before arrival..bunch of psychos.

Prophet...you saw a mirage.

I think davido deserves to be on the list too...In d midst of plenty, he still manages to keep his head low.

Shema is a Shameless man.

The man must have graduated from OAU.

fruqsy:
I still wonder the functions of students unions

So what are the functions of SUG...To provide Bullet proof vest to all students?..or to serve as security aide whenever any student is going to the bank..?..nonsensical comment.

dimples2:
That's how a guy went to withdraw money at coconut bustop towards tin can!

When he entered his car, two armed robbers approached him, pointed a gun(I guess there wasn't bullet) at him and told him to handover the money!

He told them ok, let him get it, in the process he locked himself up and zoomed off!

The robbers chased him and started shouting ole! Ole!

People were able to catch him cos the road wasn't so free and he was beaten black and blue!

Fortunately for him someone who knew him pleaded and when he was able to talk he narrated what happned.. He is stable now but has a broken swollen head to show for it.

.....FALLACY

Another plus to the society.Since the goverment couldn't curb the menace,then the menace will curb itself.

gtrust:
The point here is this:

1- People will be saying things about Mr President despite the difficult job he's doing.

2- Simple pay and pick nomination form some people are pissing in their pants.

3- this is your opportunity to contest and provide a better opportunity so where is Amaechi, Al-Rufai, Tambuwal, Kwankwasor, Okoroacha etc

They should all come out now or forever be quiet.

Some are choosing the comfort of the Senate, Respective Gov't house or even outright "retirement

..you are nothing but a chump..

Wike became a political corpse the day he stepped down as a minister..

DesChyko:
Hypocrite like me?? Dude, I'm a scientist. Scientists don't just believe anything they are told. Any 'flaw' is enough to rubbish the whole claim. 'Doubt' is the only path to true knowledge.
I'm sure people like you will also believe that the tortoises in the folklores our grandparents told us could really talk too, simply because you were told so.

Pathetic scholar.

lols..I wouldn't want to start throwing jibe of words at you but then if truly you don't just believe anything you read,then I think your believe in the bible is also a big charade, because the writers are no more on ground to give you a first hand account of what they saw. I am also a scientist and even in science their are promulgations that are not proven but we are made to believe in them...so Mr scientist argue constructively next tym.

What do you expect in a State where a thug is made the governor...

GogetterMD:
Nna, Bros(Pope) Stephen evil o. Even Patience Ozokwor shudders at the thought of this guy's wickedness

..lols

#2 POPE JOHN XII

Lots of popes got their freak on in the Vatican – which is insane considering that officially they were all celibate – but John XII may have embraced his libido more than any of his contemporaries. He became pope at only 18 years old, and immediately developed a reputation for rape and deviant sexual activity. He allegedly raped his two sisters regularly, ordained a 10-year-old as bishop (because why not?), refused to make the sign of the cross and invoked pagan gods when gambling. He also took particular enjoyment in having sex around the Vatican’s most holy sites, such as the tombs of St. Peter and St. Paul. When not getting his freak on, he enjoyed arbitrarily torturing and castrating cardinals. His 9-year reign began in 955 and ended in 964 after he was murdered by a jealous husband who caught the pope in bed with his wife, which, to be honest, is probably how he wanted to go out.

#1 POPE ALEXANDER VI

Alexander VI was so un-Christ-like that there’s an entire modern television drama dedicated to the antics of him and his family. You may know him by his family name – Rodrigo Borgia. The Borgia’s were a wealthy merchant family that effectively bought their way into Rodrigo becoming pope in 1492. Once installed as pope, the good times began to roll for the Borgia family. Alexander VI hosted the most elaborate orgies the Vatican had ever seen; 50 prostitutes crammed into a single hall where the pope and members of his clergy ran wild on them. He assigned some clergymen to abstain from the celebratory orgy, but to instead watch over the debauchery and keep track of the amount of orgasms each clergyman achieved, as he believed virility was a sign of strength and he wanted to keep statistics on his entourage. He would marry off his daughter Lucrezia to rich merchants, then declare the marriage null and void – he was the pope after all – and absorb all of their money. Alexander VI and his family effectively pillaged the upper class of Rome, stealing their fortunes and killing their opposition at will. His 11-year papacy came to an end in 1503, when one of the many assassins hired to kill him finally succeeded in their attempts. He was poisoned and died slowly over the next few days at the age of 72.

DesChyko:
Copy and paste without comprehension nor verification.
Your introduction proved it all.

"Throughout most of the next 1000 years.."
What 'next' thousand years? From when till when? Did your post contain any your homework.

Corrected..But the problem with hypocrite like you is that,you tend to always ignore the truth whenever it is told. You can also go and make your research too,to everything I have written here is nothing but the plain truth.

#4 POPE BENEDICT IX
In 1032 Benedict IX became the youngest pope to ever take the papal seat, with some accounts stating he was only 11 or 12 years old at the time of his promotion to the papacy, although official records state he was closer to 20. Instead of opting for the role of merciful child-ruler, Benedict IX modelled himself more after Game of Thrones’ Joffrey Baratheon – in other words, he was a kind of a dick. Later Popes such as Victor III described his reign so: “His life as a pope was so vile, so foul, so execrable, that I shudder to think of it.” Considering his competition, that says quite a bit. He was said to have hosted all-male orgies in the Lateran palace and freely raped men, women, children and animals. Benedict IX also holds the distinction of being the only man to sell the papacy, which he later regretted and took back by force. He later abdicated the papacy and was excommunicated, dying as a normal – but unreasonably rich – man.

#3 POPE STEPHEN VI
Stephen VI wasn’t set on living a life of debauchery like his contemporaries, but the guy definitely knew how to hold a grudge. When he rose to power he had the remains of his predecessor Formosus exhumed so that the corpse could stand trial. Yes, you read that correctly. The whole ordeal became known as the Cadaver Synod, and it was easily the strangest episode in papal history. Stephen VI made Formosus’s corpse stand trial and answer for his ‘crimes’, which were mostly just decrees and actions that Stephen VI had disagreed with while Formosus was alive. The corpse was placed on a throne and dressed in the garments of a corpse, and when the guilty verdict was reached the body was beheaded and cast into the Tiber river. Stephen VI also made all of Formosus’s decrees effectively null and void, making it as if he had never ruled. The Cadaver Synod raised such an uproar that Stephen VI himself was strangled to death a month after its completion – but at least he showed Formosus who the boss was.

#6 Pope Paul III
Paul III was actually Julius III’s immediate predecessor and his reign had significantly less child rape, but what he lacked in creepiness he made up for in general ruthlessness and corruption. Paul III allegedly murdered his mother and his niece to inherit the family fortune prior to becoming Pope and was quick to execute anyone who annoyed him by strangulation and then immolation – you know, just in case. On one hand he did come out strong against enslavement of native Americans in the New World, but on the other hand, his most famous lover was his daughter Constanza Farnese. He was also totally anti- corruption, bringing about ruthless penalties for church members who were caught lining their pockets – but he also took a cut of the profits of Rome’s 45,000 prostitutes. He was a complicated man, to say the least.[/b]

#5 Pope Urban II
Pope Urban II took no children as lovers and was relatively light on the corruption compared to some of his contemporaries, but he one-upped most of them thanks to his burning desire to initiate the First Crusade, the first of many conflicts between Christianity and Islam whose ramifications still echo today. Urban II decreed that: “All who die by the way, whether by land or by sea, or in battle against the pagans, shall have immediate remission of sins. This I grant them through the power of God with which I am invested.” By giving every murderer, rapist and thief a last ditch chance at entering the kingdom of God, he guaranteed a sizeable army that would be ready and willing to invade the holy land. Urban II apparently had some serious oratory skills, since he managed to convince the entire Council of Clermont to sign off on the First Crusade in 1095 with a speech that ended with the entire room on their feet screaming “God wills it!”[b]