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Religion / Re: Olukoya: "Satanic Witchcraft Behind Bloodshed And Massive Deaths In Nigeria" by chacoonder(m): 11:35am On Apr 08, 2018
hopefulLandlord:


Olukoya is a pastor that keeps his flock in constant fear of mundane things by spiritualising them

a student failed exam? the enemies of his mother's house is responsible

you don't have a job or you lost your job? there's a spiritual snail in your life

finding it hard/near impossible getting a husband? spiritual husbands are involved, they're the ones chasing your prospective husbands away

did you see a cockroach in your closet? that's definitely agents of your enemy at work

your business failed? its the gods of your grandfather that is responsible

so almost all prayers are directed at enemies/demons/gods of my father's house etc telling them to DIE!!!!!

but I understand cuz doing that's what the sheeples want to hear not the bitter truth, make them think they can pray away their problems and that some undetectable, invisible and intangible entity is responsible

No student really wants to hear he failed cuz he studied wrongly

No bachelor/spinster wants to hear they're finding getting spouse hard due to the fact that they're too damn ugly or have a shitty attitude or lack manners

someone whose business just failed doesn't want to hear its normal for businesses to fail as 9 out of 10 businesses fail within 5 years and he should take the lessons from that failed business to make another attempt
I love this..More power to your elbow.
Religion / Re: "For Better For Worse" Is It Supposed To Be Used During Vow? by chacoonder(m): 11:27am On Apr 08, 2018
"In good times and bad times "..is better.
Celebrities / Re: Naomi Campbell And The Dream Catchers, Ikorodu Dance Kids Hang Out In Lagos by chacoonder(m): 7:33am On Apr 02, 2018
Dontquit:


Meanwhile none of our Celebrities have identify with them so far.
Don't mind those hypocrites.Majority of them liked the photo & video the day Rihanna & Diddy uploaded them.

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Sports / Re: Friendly: Coach Gernot Rohr Reacts To Nigeria's 1-0 Win Vs Poland by chacoonder(m): 12:54pm On Mar 24, 2018
In Nigeria, a foreign technical adviser is always better than a local coach.
Career / Re: Payporte Staff Not Paid Salary In Months – Pension And Tax Not Remitted In Years by chacoonder(m): 12:11pm On Mar 13, 2018
Most of these privately owned companies are like that..They show angelic face to the world and the real devilish face to their staff.

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Crime / Re: Congolese Man Beats His Wife To Death After 2 Years Of Marriage (Graphic Pics) by chacoonder(m): 8:18am On Mar 13, 2018
Pipedreams:
Please women learn to control your tongue. Not all men can take insults, manipulation, lies and disgrace. My ex wife annoyed me to the extent that i gave her a hot slap. I have never laid my hands on a woman in my whole life. I am a peaceful and perfect gentle man people admire but I didn't know what pushed me. She continued in her troublesome ways..insulting, disgracing me and demeaning me in all possible ways in front of friends and her people. I just woke up one morning and took a long walk....packed my things, just clothes and left the marriage for good. I am not a rehabilitation specialist for the mentally challenged all in the name of marriage. I deserve a good life!! Please flee from narcissistic and toxic relationships before the devil use you like this story!!
A very sane advise.
Religion / Re: Reverend King's Birthday Celebrated On Newspaper By His Church Members (Photos) by chacoonder(m): 8:31pm On Feb 26, 2018
LMAO grin ...."God in black skin"

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Religion / Re: Pandemonium As Masquerades And Lord's Chosen Mopols Encounter In Public. Photos by chacoonder(m): 7:16pm On Feb 10, 2018
When Masquerade power pass your power. grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: See Npower Reply To A Beneficiary Complaining About Delay In Allowance by chacoonder(m): 2:14pm On Feb 05, 2018
This country is presently in a state of quagmire..

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Crime / Re: How Soldiers Tricked Bayelsa Kidnap Kingpin To Surrender 14 Fighters, Killed All by chacoonder(m): 7:12am On Jan 17, 2018
Kudos to our gallant military men...Waste them immediately you arrest them... Handling them over to the police would be detrimental to our national security.
Politics / Re: Herdsmen Killed Over 756 In Two Years Under Jonathan – Presidency by chacoonder(m): 7:02am On Jan 11, 2018
It's so sad Femi Adesina has become this daft..I wouldn't blame him though, he who pays the piper dictates the tune.

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Religion / Re: Ayo Oritsejafor's Private Jet Grounded At The Airport (Photo) by chacoonder(m): 3:48am On Jan 09, 2018
But he claims his church members bought it for him, he should tell them to pay for the maintenance fee now.

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Sports / Re: Winners Of African Player Of The Year Award From 1992 To Present (Photos) by chacoonder(m): 10:45pm On Jan 04, 2018
Chevronstaff:
Victor Moses won the league with Chelsea in 2017, was instrumental in the world cup qualification for Nigeria, but not even in the final 3 of the CAF awards

Fvck CAF AWARDS with victor moses removal..rubbish!!!

I concur with you bro.I just don't know our (Nigeria) crime.

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Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Prophecies For 2018 by chacoonder(m): 7:30pm On Jan 01, 2018
Good one.Proudly freethesheeple member.
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: Have We Been Truly Scammed By The APC? By Audu Bulama Bukarti by chacoonder(m): 5:56pm On Dec 12, 2017
9jakohai:


1. If we stopped importing today, there would be really serious fuel scarcity in Nigeria. We need 70 million liters of PMS daily. 20 million of that can be produced from our four refineries for now.So...we have to import.

2.Because prices are set by the govt, most marketers cannot import fuel directly since they don't make enough profit to import...and importers want to be paid in DOLLARS. NNPC for now is our sole importer of fuel...because they have access to cash most independent marketers dont.

3.NNPC until this month was importing fuel at N132 per liter (landing cost). About a few weeks ago, NNPC started importing fuel at N141-2 per liter. Meanwhile, marketers have to sell fuel at N145 per liter..while losing N10 per liter of their profits overnight. Hence the queues.

4.Dangote MIGHT solve part of the fuel deficit issue...BUT we still need more refineries. That is where the mini refineries are supposed to come in. Wonder why they haven't started?

This is just the true situation of things presently..Good one
Religion / Re: The RCCG Church Lekki Were Maids Are Not Allowed To Enter The Main Auditorium by chacoonder(m): 4:06pm On Nov 12, 2017
City of David is not a church per se..It is more like a place where the rich and influential rendezvous. undecided
Sports / Re: 2017 World English-Language Scrabble Championship Holding In Nairobi, Kenya by chacoonder(m): 4:27pm On Nov 10, 2017
SCRABBLE IS MY PASSION[color=#990000][/color]...I am a proud scrabbler.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Detains Idris Wada by chacoonder(m): 6:33am On Nov 07, 2017
After detention what next freedom for life...Under Magu,EFCC has become toothless dog.

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Phones / Re: First Case Of Shattered Iphone X Appears Online by chacoonder(m): 6:49am On Nov 06, 2017
Samsung staff at work.

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Business / Re: MTN, Airtel, NTEL, 13 Other Firms Scramble For 9mobile by chacoonder(m): 8:32am On Oct 25, 2017
nony43:
Please Airtel should not be among the scramblers
Why pls?
Celebrities / Re: DJ Olu And Chime Found Dead In Their Car (Davido's Friends) by chacoonder(m): 3:19am On Oct 08, 2017
Do people know what coincidence mean?...may God console you @davidoofficial
Jobs/Vacancies / An Experienced Driver Needed Urgently by chacoonder(m): 9:36am On Sep 30, 2017
An experienced and responsible driver is needed urgently.
Location of employer:Isolo,Lagos
Salary:Attractive
Requirements
1.He must have a valid driver's license
2.He must be married and responsible
3.He must reside within Okota,Ago,Ajao,Isolo or nearby
Interested applicant should call or sms me on this line
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Politics / Re: Olusegun Obasanjo: I Had N20,000 In Account In 1999 Didn't Mean I Wasn't Wealthy by chacoonder(m): 8:14am On Sep 30, 2017
Obj is an embodiment of corruption..A very dishonest being.I really don't know why people still make him relevant.

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Politics / Re: Eid-El-Kabir: FG Declares Friday & Monday As Public Holidays by chacoonder(m): 7:26pm On Aug 28, 2017
Dambazau is the most idle minister. Only relevant during festive periods.

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Sports / Re: More Than 100 Doctors Say Mayweather-mcgregor Fight Should Not Have Been Allowed by chacoonder(m): 7:32am On Aug 26, 2017
I think the fight is nothing but a sham.

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Politics / Re: The Three Deadliest Drone Powers In Africa. by chacoonder(m): 3:18pm On Aug 23, 2017
tdayof:
undecided undecided
Thanks..I never knew we had this.
Politics / Re: The Three Deadliest Drone Powers In Africa. by chacoonder(m): 9:10am On Aug 20, 2017
shocked Nigeria kwa!! ..do you mean attack drones or musical video drones??

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Education / Re: Nigerian Universities Academic Staff(teaching) Salary Structure by chacoonder(m): 9:00am On Aug 20, 2017
Our universities pay little or not attention to research works...Common polio vaccine is still a great problem for us to discover. We are still running a crude system of education in this country..
Politics / Re: Saraki And Dogara Meet With Buhari At Abuja House In London (Photo) by chacoonder(m): 8:35pm On Aug 17, 2017
These visits are turning into something else. .

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Religion / Re: 5 Bible Verses That Will Teach You To Love Your Enemies In Spite Of Everything by chacoonder(m): 9:22am On Aug 06, 2017
For me, Forgiveness will depend on the gravity of the effect of my enemy's wrongdoing in my life.
Crime / Re: Alaka Abayomi Of Alaka Petroleum Apprehended Over Badoo Cult Killings (Video) by chacoonder(m): 4:27am On Aug 02, 2017
AuroraB:
Please, who watched the video? Is it horrific? I see an effigy already sad embarassed
Lol..There's nothing scary about it. Its just their usual man-made figurines covered with dirts.

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Politics / Re: Presidential Plane Departs From London As Anxiety Mounts - Vanguard by chacoonder(m): 3:38am On Aug 02, 2017
For British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) to have called Femi Adesina, I believe there is an iota of truth in it.

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