babyosisi:
Elementary school
Yes
And you will be holding your breath when the hair lady will put your head in between her laps

Shet!! Does her underwear smell that bad??

oge4real:


I just looked and I can assure you that I am 100% honest.

Hmm... The gap between your front teeth is making you look so suspicious

jerflakes:
[size=14pt]Haha

I n'agbo ncha.

Ezigbo ncha.

Aha gi bu :
"GBONCHUS PILATE".

More ncha to your Amu. [/size]

hahahaha.. Nwoke ina'akpo nmadu amuu too much

Wow.. I didn't know that was the english name till now.. Thanks a lot for the knowledge.. We call it ichelekwu in igbo tho

Coldfeet:
picture please? i'd like to see the joystick in other to properly diagnose you.

Ha!! So u're a badt gehl

kowema:
Go soak am for River Naija for 3 days and 3 nights.....

river 'niger'.. Thank me later!!

funmilayoB:

Ha!!!!! So after the guy poured out his heart on the text, u just chose to end him up with a smiley.. Z dat fair?? God is watching oo

ellahzy:


lol ...which one is Chimerase2?

this your signature sha

AmberQueen:
Am an Igbo girl

Wow.. Cool.. What part of igbo??

Caracta:
"Why are you thin and straight?"

My little cousin told me that 8 years ago...

U still thin nd straight??

AmberQueen:
Thank you

No,am not Yoruba.

U welcome

Were are you from then??

AmberQueen:


U wish it will throw my brains off balance....

Figure of speech ko,shape of speech ni...

Keep blabbling.

Lol.. Its cool that it ddnt really throw your brains off balance.. @ least you're beautiful nd u're still intelligent unlike most fine gehls.. You're from yoruba I guess??

elantraceey:


I thought you just said you don't like your bed?

Am the kind or person dat grows immediate feelings for people and things.. And so, I'll definitely love d bed if only u could come to sleep on it with me.. Or better still, we could manage your small bed.. It would only make cuddling stronger nd more effective

And who is she??

seriousbabe:

I am fine, thank you

I hope you having fun out there??

elantraceey:


Ehya , my bed can't contain two people.

How about we use mine??.. Its big enough and can contain us comfortably

AmberQueen:
Shut da hell up & move over.

What kinda English is "sound confused to d femalecore"? :p

Am sorry if that added to your confusion.. I only used a figure of speech ryt there.. I had no idea it would throw ur brains of balance

seriousbabe:


.

Hey.. How are you??

elantraceey:



lool , ofcourse , i could lend mine.

Errn.. The thing is, I hav dis phobia of sleeping alone that's why.. So what am sayin z we sleep tugeda Pleaseee...

elantraceey:
Sleep well.

I don't like to sleep in my bed.. Can I come share yours with you??

pinkycute:
If ur late sister was HIV+ and she had a son for someone DAT refuse to married her before her dead that means, the baby father has HIV too... Well, you guys need to Inform him about his son status before It will be too late..

Modify******

babe.. Your English na one in a million eh!!

sexyjennik:
not really. Some weeks back

Okay.. The pic z really nice.. Have a funfilled day tho

sexyjennik:
thanks

U welcome.. Guess u snapped it last nyt??

That's a whole bleeping lot.. F*ck-ng 27yrs

Op so you are still advising these girls to paint their faces with paint enough to paint a 3 storey building?? When they look much prettier without make-ups

sexyjennik:
She looks really curvy and in a good shape. She is doing her home work very well my very FTC and it's on FP this is a sign of good things to come

I love your present pishure..

AmberQueen:
The talkin about women part is soo annoying,so utterly disrespectful...

Real men seldom talk about women.

But the dumb goons wit empty heads will rather talk abt a girl who fell from d bed...Mshew

Btw,y will a girl fall from the bed I smell lies just to spice up his story.

U sound confused to the femalecore. No offence tho

Smurfette:
nah, I dnt tink u ave watched the Smurfs, smurfette is the female and I am not short

Yea.. I haven't watched The Smurfs but I know a smurfette is a small blue 'female' human like creature

safarigirl:
this fellow is an empt-brained neanderthal....kindly give him the finger and move on

You rock jhor.. The best thing that fits d non-igbo

shugacaneman:
She just took N400k? Mtcheew

You shoulda read the full story before commenting..

Smurfette:

Re u actually shorter than a smurf?? Cos dats wah Smurfette should mean

Smurfette:
Full a bucket with a spoon and pick pin or push d car drawn on d board.hmmmm

this your monika sha!!