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Who is that man up there?

omooronna:
is anythg like this happening around the souf-east at all? I'm in if it's happening anywhr in the souf-east of england.  I don't mind as long as its in that region, I can come even with sum gurls from ma uni, im in

Sagamite, can you work on this ASAP abeg.

spikedcylinder:
For what? Your inability to keep up?

For the fact that you dont have vacancy.

you!

I wowo

iice:
[color=#9900ff]But their lives depend on it naw. . .the older ones will not get any food, if they don't get a head start or enough sprint in their steps [/color]

True . . .otherwise they will use seniority.

I remember a day after church service, the youths gently queued for food and had the head start over the adults.
The adults realised that the food just might not go round since they were far behind, so they all started yelling "All the youths, form another line here" (behind them). 

The power of food.

spikedcylinder:
No vacancy o. I only date rich, ugly women.

I blame the global economic downfall

Won ti ban e
Ti e ba e ni yen

spikedcylinder:
^^^O fine ju e lo.

Of course . . . he is the man Jumoke is looking for.
Since there is no vacancy for us.

Abi u get vacancy, Spikey?

Thank You Lord from Everlasting to Everlasting

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Fyne boi

Leave me make I pass
Me and you, we no dey the same class
Obstacle go come I go jump and pass . . . cos I dey carry cutlass

I'll toss a coin

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=430228.msg6352987#msg6352987 date=1278615900]^ oh i see itz one 4 all kmtt and u wanted a kiss[/quote]It's not . . . its yours I want

Sup?
Where is my own kiss?

you know where I want it jor
Oya do quick . . .there's no one here now

cheekz?

:-x :-x :-x :-x

slap1:
I'm in my twenties and I've not 'toasted' a girl before, or even given it a thought. The girls I've had things with are always the ones who come to me with luv on their lips(not blowing any trumpet, the attraction is natural, they tell me). Now I met this girl in school who is slowly getting into me, we call each other now and then (and she kept in touch with me during the holiday to make sure we resumed the same day), but act a bit formal in class(though she'd be sure to stay around me all day). I believe she is waiting for me to take the bold step as the guy, but given my past experience, I think it's degrading to tell her how I feel. Is it?

The fact that you've never even given it a thought worries me more.

LMAO at 'No Vacancy' though.

Mba

chika98:
Chamotex wan marry everybody

Chika baybee . . . you are know you are the only one for me.
My first . . .

[size=2pt]p.s - babes that will serve u at a party are scarce mehn[/size]

Nah man . . . aint been feeling too well
Just getting better . . . cocky is ready o

;d ;d

0hsisi:
It's true O
maybe that's what my broda Romero was driving at
preventing violence at the goat meat table ,but he should have been plain
I couldn't read in between the lines
I have changed too
From now on I must serve all the husbands in the party single-handedly

Now, marry me!

Picture us married, you and me . . . K-I-S-S-I-N-G

0hsisi:
and what do the wise ones do?
send their loving wives to be trampled upon

Maybe that's why it might be better to let the women do the serving . . . ?
At least they wont be as aggressive as the men

iice:
[color=#9900ff]looool touchy
A line is supposed to ensure people get to the food.  So i don't see why i or anyone else should rush to get to what one will eventually get to
And i suppose i should have jumped out of line immediately noticing there was a humongous man behind me Sorry i wasn't quick  enough to realize that a man would rush for the food irrespective of the person standing in front of him. Like i said 'once'. . .i learnt my lesson

I no go die today [/color]

Some Nigerians do not follow the 'line' rule especially when it's about food.
If you see the way old men and women jump out of their seats and rush for food when the host announces that food is ready.
You would think their lives depended on it.