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^^Shouldn't that be Iyitanimola or Eyitanimola?

I get it now though . . . unique name

Sagamite:
The work would later be called labour. 

As long as she does not expect me to be 50 - 100% responsible for her.

^^^meaning pls?

Tanimola

Sagamite:
The chic is hot jor.

You know I can work with that

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=474168.msg6336865#msg6336865 date=1278361207]I nor know o. . . . . .Where's Mohawkchic to come analyse what she's wearing.
Na Enyimba shorts me dey call am. [/quote]I like her smile though . . . but that oversized lemon green 'bomber shorts' like nellaluv called it, has to go.

You again?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=474168.msg6336828#msg6336828 date=1278360749]Her shorts - RED HOT!!! [/quote]Isn't that what they call 'Knicker Bugger'?

^^^That first babe is not bad sha . . . . but that last one?

y me:
fly over

Im hope you know you are only 2 hours away.

lalaboi:
^^^ u be 2nd choice. . . i be 1st choice . . .innit yme?

Iwo ati tani . . . .fimile joooooo o

^^^What aint you missing?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=474050.msg6336702#msg6336702 date=1278359341]Is Michelin that hardworking? [/quote]She can be lazy most times but when she's on full power, she is quite unstoppable.
Why do you think Eldee ran to a Mexican chic.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=474050.msg6336673#msg6336673 date=1278358942]Come eat me raw too now.
I am more edible than the bony Chamotex. [/quote]Michelin is 50-100% reponsible for my boniness

You know you can come eat me anytime baybee

^^^campus paroles

Ibukun

talk to me

y me, you are tempting me

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=474050.msg6336602#msg6336602 date=1278357947]There's a formular already to calculate the percentage responsibility.
Eldee knows it. . . . .I am waiting for him to come share it here soon.[/quote]I'll be waiting for him.

michelin89:
101%

Phew! was thinking like 150% or something

nellaluv:
^ ^ lol, IKU- it konkain u , is she your girlfriend

This is disgusting now#

https://www.ladybrillenigeria.com/wp-content/gallery/kelly-handsome/Kelly%20Hansome%204.jpg

michelin89:
Of course to make me feel good.

How many percent?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=474050.msg6336527#msg6336527 date=1278357257]Someone told me every woman is directly or indirectly guilty of it so does that make you an ashi too?

U meet Peter. . . . .Peter takes you out on a date, he buys you gifts to entice you and catch your attention.
You get swooned by the presents he showers on you and then you bed him.
How is this different from a classic ashi apart from the fact that ashis fast-track theirs? [/quote]Some girls are funny sha.
Imagine putting a percentage on responsibility as a girlfriend.
Sooner or later we will start whipping out calculator to calculate the ratio and percentage of 'responsibilities'.
Or better yet have a formula for it

smh

michelin89:
I smell ashi business here!

Mich, are you also my responsibility?

y me stop it! I'm trying to stay celibate

[quote author=Sisi_Kill link=topic=474050.msg6336417#msg6336417 date=1278356046]Kai! Naija girls and their expectations! It's like they think agreeing to go out with a guy automatically means they become his responsibility.

I suspect their very first dialogue goes like this,

Boy - Hey baby
Girl (with attitude) - what did u say?
Boy - I said "hey baby"
Girl - Oh
Boy - so I've been checking u out,
Girl - (annoyed) why?
Boy - coz I like u naaa
Girl - (relaxing) really?
Boy - really!
Girl - (smiling) Awwww, you are so sweet!
Boy - yes. . . sweet on you baby!
Girl - (Matter of factly) Ok my mother needs to pay rent for her shop, I need 100K, my sister's friend is getting married, the aso ebi is 20K, my brother's car is at the mechanic it will cost 5K, I need new bra and pant and that's 3K. Should I text u my acct # or will you remember it off head? How much recharge card will you be sending every month?
Boy- I. . . I . . . will. . . .will. . .be right back.
Girl - don't be too long oh because my landlord has been calling me for rent.
Boy - rig. . . .right back!

Boy runs away and girl comes to ask nairalanders why men always run away from her. [/quote]Okay that got me rolling on the floor . . . . like wth? "sweet on you"

toilet paroles . . . .ewwwww

"Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury and make boneless things hard"

doyin13:
ahn ahn. . . na which time chamotex turn nairaland superstar oo.

even ibkaye fall sotay, he confess ''i love you''

yes o, won komije rush rush ni

Strawberry with whipped cream

lalaboi:
^^^
E dey do am jigi jigi oh. . .e 1 com dey form lol

no mind her
Abi na you dey send the messages?