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What kinda job is it?

Mad man

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=474323.msg6350850#msg6350850 date=1278596199]It's your responsibility to do what exactly?[/quote]Having constant erection

tkb417:
very soon 9ja babes will be asking us to pay their rent

nna na wa o

Isn't that already happening? Na today?
HAve you been in this world?

spikedcylinder:
Chamo might be an ashewo kobo kobo but forget all this yarns, his abs are ON POINT.
Trust me, I have seen 'um. The boy segzy die!

I'm sure you have . . . back in the days . . . good times eh

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=474323.msg6350768#msg6350768 date=1278595401]Michelin, you need to change your profile pics.
Chamo confessed to me he's been having constant erections for the last 4 weeks.
Biko, don't damage his willy. [/quote]Sauron, it's my responsibility

chika98:
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I'd glady serve my husband food.

Marry me

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Erhhh Nigerians dey rush food ooo. I got squashed once in line between 2 big men rushing for poundo [/color]

Didn't you see them? Or you were just too carried away with your rush for poundo?

I know I dont match up to them but just list them

spikedcylinder:
Broke ahss polisher .

The same reason you've been all over me like calamine lotion

michelin89:
That's because you are worth more than a million bucks honey.

Besides, we still have time to search for your abs under all that fat.

List your own 'specs' Mich

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=474050.msg6342589#msg6342589 date=1278481995]shatap my friend, i saw her first! [/quote]Just because you first me reach court no mean say you go win case o

Oluwa mi modupe

You too dey show yourself

michelin89:
They know say them nor fine or rich, so the thing dey pain them.

I'm ugly and broke but you had a vacancy for me

spikedcylinder:
Lol! The very moment a woman opens her mouth to list her 'specs' the guys start convulsing and foaming at the mouth.
Jaybhus!

Bu mi sho gbo . . . bu mi!

;d ;d

^^^Yeah right

eldee:
@Chamotex

You know what, I'll make you a proposition.
If you win the H-2-H League, I'll give you a 1-week headstart in the FPL this season.
I'll register in week two and still be ahead of you by December . . . if you don't win you'll register in week two . . .deal??

Last season's FPL was a one off . . . I didn't take it serious at the start and started late.
They were times I didn't even bother to update my team. It's never gonna happen again.
You will be ahead of me by December? How about we just place a bet on that by itself.

In this WC H2H . . .all I know is you WONT be ahead of me at the end even if I don't win it.

dayokanu:
Dayokanu salivate at the sight of Kosapreko Alomo bitters. Put his hand in pocket to cover the effect of alomo.

Take it easy o
If you catch any woman at this point . . . .na NAKamura be that o or NAKata

Missy B:
https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif Y me must be on Your bed right now. Don't worry, I understand, and I'm not mad  'cause I know You'D come back  to me.

I doubt it . . .

Missy B:
How would You know Mama loves You, if she doesn't spy on You to ensure You're fine.

Missy Baybee try and move on . . . it was over between us time ago!!!!

Sauron, Dayokanu and co are available.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=452736.msg6347193#msg6347193 date=1278537445]The Mancs would win everything then. . . . .
The others can kiss my arse.

Chamo, you are looking at the wrong crystal ball.
Sauron is 2nd in the classic league o. . . . . . .I messed up in the H2H when a rookied tonked me in the last round.

I will try and win the classic league and the FINAL of the world cup.
Looking good for the Dark Lord. [/quote]Yes, you are leading me with 1 point . . . 10 points behind the league leader.
Anything is possible . . . we cant slip up now.
I am consulting the octopus right away

dayokanu:
You dont know Kosapreko? Yeepa, SOmeone has been denying you of your right

Omode o mo ogun . . . o n pe l'efo

Missy B:
Lol!
Chamo, You're not serz.
Tell me, is that what You drink before humping Y me?

Who told you about y me? You've been spying on me . . . again!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=452736.msg6347142#msg6347142 date=1278536861]I am DOING IT. . . . . . . .
Sauron is now in the FINAL of the world cup.
Are you happy now? [/quote]We could do the treble.

I'm in a good position to the win both the H2H and Classic leagues

R.I.P

True veteran

Change that 'you' to 'us'

Missy B:
Chamo, wettin is this?

Don't disrespect/underestimate that thing o
Ask Dayokanu, he will explain to you.

Knack

When it's on it's on . . . .so what are you on?

Nnayi

Tuyis:
What's a girl to do? She's got to draw attention to herself somehow, there are not too many rich and handsome bachelors out there!

And why is that?

[quote author=Groov¥ link=topic=417052.msg5739558#msg5739558 date=1269209822]House, BEWARE. There is a particular 'Mr. Williams' of snecou group of company who claims to be a dealer in Recharge cards business. He has duped me of the sum of #19,000(the supposed money for the software and one block of MTN). I actually thought we could trust ourselves on dis forum, dat was why I decided to partner with him. Ever since that time(two weeks ago now), he has not been picking his calls. To confirm just call his number, 08134810969. (he will not pick it). So house just BEWARE O and dont partner with him.
And to you 'Mr. Williams(even though that might not be your real name), provided you are reading dis message, dont think you can go away with it o cos you dont know d type of person you just duped. You will SOON be discovered.[/quote]And you seriously believe this?