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FL Gators:
Oh gosh, this dude is a basket head. No wonder he put that war movie on last night. I was literally pissing in my pants

So you can squirt?
Mo ti mo pe ashewo ni e

I'm playing Librans next week?
3 awoof points for me

Thank You My Lord

eldee:
@chamotex

Get Mixcraft . . . it's the easiest to use.
Google it.

BTW . . . try searching for Antares VST software, the autotune on that is peach.
I did DOA - The Autotune version for laughs

Thanks maynee . . . Imma check it out

I dont need no Auto-tune mehn . . . T-Paining is not my forte

Krayola, my only problem is I aint got no software to lace any track and obviously no studio time.
It sucks mehn

Is there any way u can help?

When it goes deep, u'd definitely feel it

^^^ I'm waiting

y me:
this is what you did  https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-412717.1440.html#bot
i told ya i dont wanna spoil the surprise, you sure gonna see me soomeday or somehow
hm you look sexyly hot with my lovely wave

But I wanna see it today

y me:
who else but you i mean my heart has been shattered

And what did I do ma'am?

[size=2pt]whers ur pic now? put it in ur profile or show me on YIM or summin[/size]

y me:
oh boy am in trouble
i thot i was his one and only

Who are you talking about?

debosky:
But it wasn't an inside job when Crizzle for shizzle became a mod right?

We already have 2 bloody Gaynners as super-mods. I'm sure even Seun is a Gunner.
We no gree o, we no go gree

y me:
i havent upgraded my pic yet and perhaps Nl go run if them see my pic

Just show me in your profile . . . [size=2pt]mine will be up for 1 min[/size]

chiogo:
@topic, Chamotex is on my mind, I think I'm in love.  

It's normal.

debosky:
Nice one new moderavizzle.

Inside job . . . . smh

chic2pimp:
You should know all about that.
Abi no be your batty hole dem destroy for prison?

The only reason you aint comins is because you are in the penn doing time for gang raping another dude.
How many times have you picked up the soap this week alone?

y me:
oh thats so sweet of ya
remember that wave is mine and mine alone
by the way let me see that sexy wave of yours again and my day is gonna be blissful

Only if you show me your pic

FL Gators:
yme, you're sharing that toilet roll with every female NLer

Don't be mad cos I didnt look at you twice . . . y me knows what she wants and I like tha t

chic2pimp:
Chei this parry will be one big gay bash

That was cos you were coming before but now that your name has been struck out . . . I don't need to be worried about batty men like you.

y me:
i thot you are not coming anymore

I'm only coming only if you're coming.

FL Gators:
tehehe, no mind am.
He knows he'll be asking every female "Are you FL Gators"

I know what you look like with my eyes closed . . . when I see them then of course I'll know its you.

:-x :-x

Please remove FL Gators from the list . . . wetin she wan come do?
And please no more MALE registrations . . . only FEMALES can register from now on.

1. The “WHERE ARE YOU” question:

When a woman calls a man and the first thing she ask him is “WHERE ARE YOU” That is annoying. If the woman is asking for a specific reason then thats understandable but to ask a man who all the time shows that a woman doesn't trust her man when he’s not with her.

Saying its 'annoying' is an UNDERSTATEMENT

Who you be? You be Rambo?

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=416215.msg5772246#msg5772246 date=1269608591]@Pweety4me
Yes! Hotter than a thousand degree Celsius. .

What you are doing is shakara oloje! When boys like us come give you lyrics lori gan gan wa koje rush rush and when you are told to jump you would ask How high?[/quote]Don't mind them . . . time will come when they'll start begging us to even chyke them when they are surplus to requirement.
It's only right that they form tho . . . you dont expect them to just come all out snd not give a front.

Father I magnify YOU

9jaganja:
Y'all need to recognize. Una go soon start to de text de ask whether I don break up with my babe. All these 9ja girls for my campus sef only dem go de find 9ja boiz only dem go de form online. I know like 5 on these forum alone weh don parade toto for all nationalities but still de find 9ja guyz. Abeggg jor. 9ja boiz too much! Even if him wowo the swagger de make up like pancakes 4 women faces.

Damn!

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=416215.msg5769438#msg5769438 date=1269572146]@Chamo
Yup. Naija girls need to recognize that Naija dudes are hotcake even in West Africa (Go Sierra Leone if u think say i dey lie) never mind the World and the thing is we have a wider pool to choose from cos the average Naija or black woman is not as easily attracted to other races as a Naija man. Feminists to ba wu ko be na true i dey talk[/quote]No disrespect to Sierra Leone but errr . . . how you take know?
But I feel your point tho . . . most of them are just forming . . . they'll still end up with us whether they like it or not.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=416215.msg5769241#msg5769241 date=1269567765]@Spoilt
Naija men are the most romantic men ever. Appreciate what you have while its there[/quote]Are you saying its not gonna be there for long?

spoilt:
b*reast  scientist. 

0hsisi:
I saw that post too @ spoilt
scientific research by chamotex

Well, carrying out detailed and in-depth analysis of the chesticles is one of my fav hobbies.
I can tell you most things that you as females don't even know about your [i]b[/i]oobies.
Everyone has a hidden talent . . . It's up to you to explore and find yours

0hsisi:
Most structures that come in pairs are hardly ever of equal sizes
most women have one bosom slightly bigger than the other

From my own experience I think it's all women . . . usually the left [i]b[/i]oobies are bigger.
Same with the [i]n[/i]ipples

Oloun maje ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

It wasn't an insult, I never said you looked lik her . . . show me your pics