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[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=12974.msg5609918#msg5609918 date=1267481104]neva mind cnt b bothered remindin u
ma gunz r alwayz wiv me and fully loaded 2 so guess am not invited [/quote]You can come with your gun . . . . at least I'll feel protected.

lalaboi:
Guns go dey. . .? lol , That day is my brothers' sister's uncle cousins bday. . . cnt miss that, . .family business

U too dey fear . . . shebi u get bullet proof

adolfe bad:
I NAB you!

I BAN you for trying to crack unfunny jokes

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=12974.msg5609845#msg5609845 date=1267480160]datz not wat i asked 4 jor  [/quote]Remind me again

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=12974.msg5609845#msg5609845 date=1267480160]5weeks?? so y u announcin it nw 4 kmt  [/quote]Cos the event he was talking about is the day b4 my bday

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=12974.msg5609845#msg5609845 date=1267480160]nwayz i knw u a small boi naa ya dnt need 2 tell me  [/quote]Yes ma

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=12974.msg5609845#msg5609845 date=1267480160]ah hpe am invited 4 da parry??  [/quote]As long as you dont come with your guns

H2O2:
shaq with surgery on the finger?

That guy should retire abeg.
He's now a liability

As the mod, if I lock this thread. . . . I'll be the last.

So If u really want to be the last . . . . . . i can give u my acc details and the prize will be yours.

lalaboi:
I know her tricks. . .Good thing am smarter than chamo!

You can never be smarter than me.

@IBK
I'll send you a PM now . . . lemme know when you get it

Mannylex:
I BAN u for wanting some one to push u so u could BAN her.

I WILL ban you because Chi-baby is your friend

Tubabie I'll accept a BAN from you anyday . . . inshort you are the only one that can ban me.

_{I do that a lot to a lot of people. Its good to be a mod mehn}

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=12974.msg5609719#msg5609719 date=1267478556]i asked suin! y is ma question being ignored?? [/quote]No vex . . . . how about you be the Manager?

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=12974.msg5609719#msg5609719 date=1267478556]errrrrr happy bday chamotex in advance . . .hw old r u nw?? [/quote]Thanks. But it's still like 5 weeks away though. Damn, I can't wait
I'm still very young o . . . . . . younger than you

lalaboi:
Imagine. . . .Chamotex. . .dnt go there. . .she's 13

I'm 14 so we can relate

ibkaye:
I'm in love with Chamotex

Dont push me to BAN you oo.
I dont care if you rep GUNchester.

uzezi82:
, not true,its 15 apearances

And you call yourself a footie fan

Pataki:
Lol.
@ Chamotex,

House parties! Chai, those were back in my days in the Netherlands. Happy birthday in advance. Or have you got a house party outlined for your birthday? With all other benefits to go alongside?

These days I am not much into naija joints such as the Basketmouth thingy. Me friend was like, we should go when they had started selling tickets for 70quid. Told him, if it ain't VIP ticket, count me out.

Yes it's been a while since I popped into a house party so I decided it was best I attended plus i couldn't reject the various promotional offers that was included. It was in Chigwell. Good fun!

I thought of organising a house party for mine but I remembered the last time I did that, it took me 2 full weeks to recover and get the house back to normal. People mashed up cake on the walls and the carpets and some other few damages, so I've decided against that. But if you wanna lend me your pad, I'd appreciate that.

The Basketmouth thingy was actually fun. There were VIP tickets for £50 cos that was what I got since the Standard tickets were sold out. There were even some special VIP tickets that went for £75. I didn't go to the afterparty though cos I was working the next day.

unitee:
umm my dear just go over topics on most of this forum and see the most talked about issue, thats the obsession I meant

Oh . . that!
So what are we you going to do about it?

unitee:
This obsession is doing mw head in honestly am nolonger feeling proud to be one

Obsession for what?

Banned cus I'm the MOD.

chidichris:
@eastbay,
i can excuse u now. i took u for my mate rather than having u as a learner.
well for a start, hear this;
if a player hands in a transfer request, the club gets all the money but if it is a normal contract or transfer, the player will be entitle to certain percentage of the contract fee depending on his pre-contract agreement.
etoo today is having problems with barcelona today of which he is threatening to go to court because of the 15% of the his transfer fee.
assuming anyone from your generation had access to 15% of £16m . can u imagine.
apart from that, mikel as we speak is not anywhere less than £80k a week. are u shocked? calculate that with one month, multiply by 12months and then think of 5yrs. am yet to talk about his adverts, his bonussssssssssssssssssssssssss. from your words, u are poor but for ppl like mikel, ferguson can go to hell.
have u ever asked urself for one day, even here on nairaland, why is it always about mikel?
this is a young man that has become too relevant to be ignored even by his enemies.
could u pls tell me any other nigerian player that is always on news, always the topic of nairaland.

Absolute bollocks!!!
And mind you, Mikel doesnt earn 80k a week.

Pataki:
@ chamotex,

Forming big boy ke? Why go out on a night and spend below 50quid? When it is not Leicester, Birmingham, Leeds, Sheffield etc kinda places. Lol.

I was not in Coko bar over the weekend. Had so many other activities on my mind for last weekend. You going for the PSquare thingy in Troxy? That hall is too small for them to use, hence I am not going.

I feel you.
I was on my way to CokoBar when a friend rang me about a house party with some other bonuses on the side so I diverted straight up.

P-Square ke? Troxy ke? Lai lai, you wont find me there. And also, its the day before my bday so I've already got other things planned.

daviesao1:
Ra ra o oremi! Bo ya ohun to fe wi ni pe "Owo omde o to pepe, tagbalagba o wo keregbe" Owe lao ma pa, a o ni payan.

Bobo yi, post yen was like last year now . . . . o fe ma yeye mi ni
It was a mistake jare . . . e ma binu . . . . mi o ni se iru e mo.

Pataki:
Still deliberating on this matter? Hurry up in time joor. Still, I think 50quid is too small.

And I don't fancy south, east or north london joints. Strictly central or west endz. So who is taking up the mantle of responsibility to organizing this event? Ayettymama and Kenny G??

Look at this guy forming big boy here.
Did you go to CokoBar last Saturday?

ifihearam:
Shwooooo

Una for clear me say the parade dey this gran na.

Na frustration make engineering student go do IT for police station
Na packaging make plantain chips dere pass kpekere
If you tell Ogoro man(palm wine tapper) say him pami sweet e o say u nor test yesterday own

Na original pele guy dey yan o,una know say na sapele colonize warri cha,so make una loyal sharp sharp

Thank You Father

GOALLLLLLLLLL

MrCrackles:
Fu/ck Scott Parker, i banged his sister the other day!!
Even Kensington and Chelsea got badmen. .
It is not all about black blokes rocking nike gloves, airmaxed, hoodies and a couple of tricked bikes. . .
It goes deeper nowadays!!!LOL
U seen badmen in suit
Badmen got grades and levels. . . .

Yes . . .when they've got a court case
My hood is too posh . . . I'm the only bad man on my street.
I run the whole block . . . . mafioso style

chic2pimp:
That Area is kinda posh as a matter of fact.

So there cant be badmen there then . . .

MrCrackles:
You right. . .
We posh boys dont like too much trouble like Chamotex's SE
But if you bring it, we will stand up tall - Shank if need be!!

I don't live in London bruv
Mans lounging in the Kent Suburbs . . . . with celebrity neighbours
Scott Parker lives down the road bruv

Ibime:
Negro please. . . there's no badmen in Muswell Hill. . . .Bar Loco and The Hill are my regular stomping grounds. . . plus I used to play footie at the Powerleague on the North Circular there. . . Muswell Hill is for hipsters. . . sure aint no badmen there, so stop forcing it.

Crackles, dem don disgrace your hood for here.
Ibime, thanks for clarifying that.
Me was thinking Muswell HIll was the ish the way Crackles been hyping it up all this while.

Fecking overtime . . . what a game

Ice hockey is actually fun to watch . . . .Blimey!

MrCrackles:
Dude we need to start respecting some of them yo. . . .
But some of em dont even deserve respect. . .

Be specific bruv

MrCrackles:
Chamotex since you are under 20, u need to start calling me big brother. . . As i am early twenties, and its only right!!

LWSMPH (Laugh Wan Scatter My Pubic Hair)
I laugh in Muswell Hill
You? Early twenties?? Whats the difference between you and these Nigeria U-17 players?
Answer = No difference

MrCrackles:

Jesus i need to start calling a lot of nuccas up here "Uncle" and "egbon" here you know

Dont get it twisted fam . . . .most peeps here are oldies. Yes I said it.
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